THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aU 7erwtVQw

>>29768485
That Pokemon Stadium 2(?) minigame music makes this complete.

>Absorption absorbing the food

kek

>>29768485
I want to Bully Nihilego

>>29768485
>Beauty and Absorption
Holy fuck these two are actually cool.

ULTRA BEASTS ARE CUTE! CUTE!
I can understand Lusamine now

>>29768485
I want Beauty even more now, the way she eats is adorable.

Absorption is a fucking bro. I bet it lifts planets.

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>>29768485
STADIUM MUSIC FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>Necrozma's face

>>29768730
>She

>>29768485
I WANT 50 KARTANAS, RIGHT NOW. They can all dance!

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>absorption eating pokepuffs

>>29768485
difference between the food?

>>29768810
>50 dancing blades

>>29768485
I needed this more than I thought I did kek

>>29768485
>play with the electrical wires, kids!

Great lessons.

>Skeeter absorbs it
>Guzzlord eats it in one bite
It's the little things.

>>29768485
buzzwole is the only thing on this planet keeping me from killing myself
it is perfect

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HE DABBED!

wtf i love buzzwole now

>>29768779
>Has

>>29768485
My little aliums can't be this cute

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>>29768485
> Guzzlord's faces when you drop the bean.
> The look of sheer despair on it's faces when this happens

I want to cuddle Guzzlord. Cutest UB.

>>29768955
Spot the underaged
But that doesn't make Buzzwole any less fucking amazing

>>29768955
rip zyzz

>>29769010
;_;7

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>>29768485
>Player's hand FREEZES when it touches Necrozma's spikes
what the fuck is going on with this thing

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cute

>>29768485
>good in battle
>menacing designs
>can still be cute when they need too
>have higher than 70 base speed

our dimension pokecucks can't even compete

>>29768955
kys

>>29769044
>Emulator
you know it had to be said

>>29769051
>Jolly dancing electric wire tree with pubes
Never thought that something that sounds this disgusting can be so adorable. Whoever made these amie animations for all the UBs, i'm proud. I love them now.

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>>29769051
This thing legitimately makes me uncomfortable

>>29768955
Dubs confirm swolito is a memester.

>>29768485
Holy shit I didn't know Celesteela had a mouth

And I love how she seems to threaten you with the rocket if you drop the pokebean

>>29768955
That's not a dab

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CUTE

>>29768955
Wtf? I love Buzzword now!

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i'm in love

>>29768955
Masuda thinks he slick

i want to hug bamboo rocket waifu

Important question: Can UBs be traded?

>>29769044
Black ice I guess.

>>29769213
Too bad that it is an evil alien parasite bent on warping your mind and making you obsessed with the feeling of being near it.

>>29769237
Yes. One event only from it stats.

>>29769237
>2 Beasts exclusive to each game
nah, they can't be traded, cause they're not Pokemon

>>29768955
>isn't burying his head into his elbow
that's not dabbing

Ultra Beasts are pure, they were only mean because Lusamine was a creepy bitch

>>29768485
Why is Guzzlord so adorable !?

>>29769237
Why wouldn't they ?

>>29769272
Just like a real woman

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>>29768955
His head is facing the wrong way idiot.
Why does everything have to be a dab these days?

>>29769291
Pikachu of the ultra beasts

>>29769324
ZING!

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>>29768857

What typing is the green bamboo one?

>>29768955
>dab
>not "IT'S A JOJO REFERENCE!"
I'm not sure which is worse, really.

they look weird to us but they are the most marketable cutemons in the other dimension.

they have at least 2 movies each

>>29769398
Flying/Steel I think

>>29768485
>Beauty's reaction to being hit

I love it.

>>29769398
Steel/Flying.

It's like a Special Attacking Skarmory. It even has decent coverage.

I still don't understand Necrozma's anatomy.

>>29769398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRgB17vr7SQ
Steel/Flying

>>29769442
>>29769458
>>29769493
Thanks dudes. Steel/flying is quite a surprise as I was so sure that it'd be part grass

So what's the full story with that new ball? Are they buyable and can you use them freely?

>>29769291
It just comes completely out of the blue. You would think this giant death trash compactor monster would be pissed that you dropped its food.

Instead it just ends up just looking like it just fell into despair.

Its Hydreigon-tier when it comes to Amie.

>>29769536
They are buyable I think but extremely expensive. You can use normal balls but normal Pokeballs have a hard time tracking if the creature is a UB or a normal Pokemon and are worse than the UB balls. Aether produces them.

Celesteela
>9.2m
>999.7 kg

WTF, this thing is fuckhuge.

>>29769536
They are limited because they are expensive to create so you have to use them carefully to catch the UB you want. Regular Pokeballs (presumably) have no effect on them.

>>29769598

Hopefully I can catch Porygon in it.

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>>29769170

>>29769660
Well, I THINK that Pokeballs have a decreased chance, but still may work, just, don't expect it to do shit

>>29769051
Anyone remember a thread a few months ago about how there should be a wacky arm waving inflatable tube guy Pokemon?

>>29769360
Its face is a cootie-catcher! Watch the eating animation!

>>29769591
And has the same exact same typing as Hydreigon. I guess the 2 most ferocious types cancel each other out.

>>29769044
>Freezes hand.
>Looks dark type.
>Is actually psychic type.
What is this thing supposed to be?

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>>29769360
>Kartana's arms look like katanas
ITS A SAMURAI ORAGAMI HOLY SHIT

>>29769837
A dead star.

>Jellyfish is ten kinds of cute
>Slutroach isn't interesting at all
>HEY, CHECK OUT MY BODY
>Wacky flailing arms inflatable tube guy
>TINY HEAD WHAT THE FUCK
>Happy origami samurai with pulsing anus mouth
>Metroid Prime has no visible emotion other than roar
>Fatass dragon has a great smile thanks to Colgate

UBs are pretty cool. A little odd looking for pokemon other than Nihilego, but I want all of them now that I've seen them in motion.

>>29769872
It's a shikigami, a paper spirit thingy.

>>29768485
>Celesteela actually has a face
>and she's cute! CUTE!

>>29769837
Necrozma is acutally a legendary and the trio master
also an eclipse

>>29769878
Well, it has a nice Deadstar ray signature move.

>>29769649
It's a rocket

>>29769272
It's not actually bent on manipulating you, it just does the whole parasiting thing when it feels threatened, essentially using you as a meat shield. Its neurotoxins make you want to be near it so you can protect it for longer.

>>29769649
i love that it has a face

>>29769934
Where ?! I didn't saw it in the video.
BP and effect please !

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>>29769152
>>29769325

>>29769872
Not just a samurai origami. You know how an origami is made? And do you know how a katana is made?

Folding.

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i sincerely hope you guys are giving buzzwole the only nickname worthy of it

>>29769963
Prism Laser
Psychic/160bp/100acc
User needs to recharge next turn.

Not sure if this was the exact name.

>>29770013
Thanks anon

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>>29769815
Hey, you're right!

>>29770012
this nigga needs a cheeseburger

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>>29770012
Calling mine Johnny

>>29768929
I love how the guys of this video got his absorption animation right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB15qcW3KbA

>>29770078
why would you watch this shit

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>>29770012
Of course, there's only one correct name.

>>29770012
Zyzz is too small, Buzzwhole is more like a pro bodybuilder.

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This shit isn't pokemon anymore, I can't handle all this clusterfuck.

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>>29769966
Flexing, not dabbing.

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>>29770078
>1:20

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>>29769649
>30 foot moon princess/rocket
Did we meme a canon giantess Pokemon into existence?

>>29769360
I just realized how small Kartana is
>1.00 ft
>0.2 lb

>celesteela's face
keeeeek

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>Not wanting Celesteela on your team.

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>>29768485
>Buzzwole's flexing
>Xircutree's dance
>Guzzlord's expressions

>>29768485
Good god Xurkitree is fucking freaky

>>29770406
Jesus, it really IS a rocket

Why are Ultra beasts so interessting /vp/?

>>29770406
It's the UB i like the less sorry.

>>29770354
papercuts

>>29770527
IT´S LIKE I'M PARANOID
LOOKING OVER MY HEAD

any UB-02 Beauty gifs?

>>29770527
You can't call it a paper cut when it comes from 181 base attack.

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*SLURP*
*SLURP*
*SLURP*

i hated them (except 01 and 02) and i love them wtf

>>29770586
Paperslice?

>>29770586
Cut yourself with a paper sheer between your nail and your finger, and you'll understand why its attack is so high.

Buzzwole > Pheromosa

No argument. Hands down.

>>29770586
You still got cut by paper, 181 att paper but still paper.

>>29770645
See
>>29770634

>faceless abominations have more personality than 80% of the national alola dex

>>29769445
"Really? Well you can just go fuck yourself."

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>>29770641
I disagree

>>29770641
There's no argument here at all. You're either picking a badass mosquito with the most wild design possible, or you're picking a white cockroach with a feminine figure.

LITERALLY nobody likes cockroaches.

>>29770674
But all of them have faces except the blade

>>29770012
I'll nickname him suguru

>>29770679
>her name
>pheromone + hermosa
Clever GF

>>29770012
You mean Armstrong?

Why are they all so fucking adorable? I love it.

>>29770679
Literally Anzu.

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>>29768485
>Buzzwoles poses and eating animation
>Celesteelas tiny face and long hair

These two, I must have them!

>>29770816
They're still pokemon

>>29770693
I wanna put the cock in that roach.

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I have hijacked this thread to post this

>>29769533
its funny because the anchor mon is a grass type

>>29770012
dead poo in loo?

>>29770995
>Not showing her knees.
DELET

>>29768955
oh shit

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>>29770846
>>29769124
>>29769914
>>29770355
Celesteela actually having a mouth surprised me allot. Its more of a giant angelic being than a machine.

>>29768485
>electric boy dances happily when you feed it

Shit dude that's cute as fuck.

>>29770995
>Those disgutingly washed out colors
Go back to tumblr and never return

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>>29771088
I was kinda hoping it didn't have a face, to me the point of a UB was that it's completely different from a pokemon and anything organic

>>29770600
Neat

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>>29771088
I've noticed that half of them feel kind of like angels, while the other half feel more like demons

>>29770641
>>29770693

Why the FUCK wasn't Pheromosa Bug/Psychic? This was the perfect opportunity for it.

>>29771088
>>29771190
>Hey guys, welcome to UB world

>>29769360
Kartana is cute! CUTE!

>>29771384
One side is ceno bites and the other is love craftian.

>>29769051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCl1gwX_CVA

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>>29771088
>those hime-cut bangs

Porn of Lusamine Jellyfish fusion when?

>>29770600
Okay, this is actually really cool.

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>>29771435
I guess they wanted Buzzwole's counterpart to be an agile fighter that relies on kicks. Gamefreak has been putting lots of emphasis on it's legs.

>>29768485
So... how did this guy get the game already?

>>29772144
Theft. There's no other way.

>>29772050
Its shiny is literally just it wearing stockings. The legs are it's focal point.

>>29769757
this thing is a dragon quest boss if i ever saw one

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>been dead set on getting Moon since day 1
>Celesteela is Sun only

>>29771384
Wasn't it revealed that UB Edge (The black one, forgot it's name) technically wasn't a UB? It's dex entry said it was just a super rare Pokemon hanging out in the UB World, or something like that.

>>29772757
It's probably a UB since it seems to be related to Solgaleo/Lunala, and they're apparently UBs

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>>29772754
>Want Lunala
>also want Buzzswole, Turtonator and Celesteela
Guess I'm getting sun then

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>>29772754
>I want all of the UBs

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>>29772754
>Kaguya, the moon princess
>Sun exclusive

>>29770012
Zyzzika

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>>29772754
>Celesteela is Sun only
Say what now?

Next you're going to tell me Kartana, whose design screams GLORIOUS NIPPON SAMURAI is a Moon exclusive.

... It is, isn't it?

>>29772754
Weren't only Swolesquito and Slutroach version exclusive?

So which UBs are in which version? Thinking to pick moon but I really want the jellifish...

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>>29773471
Supposedly this
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/29769891/#29771160

>>29768955
The funniest thing about little kids spouting black people memes is half the time they miss identify them, I dom't evem get peeved anymore it's just cute. This is a common bodybuilder pose a dab is completeky deferent.

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>>29768955
more like he arnold'd

>>29771030
He was an Australian Kurd, probably hated indians. Don't even disrespext him like that. He had some rank protein farts but not becuase of curry, becuase of soul :'(

...and also protein powder but still :'(

>>29768485
is buzzswole catchable early enough to be used? i planned on getting moon but i want buff mosquito. if you catch him early enough to use for a majority of the game i might switch

>>29773756
I think you can only catch them in the post game because someone (Wicke I think) wants them to be saved instead of destroyed.

>>29769757
OH I LOVE IT

>>29770012
MUZZWOLE

>>29770406
we evangelion now

>>29770146
Go with the times, Grandpa.

So, anyone figure out who Buzzwole is?

>>29773551
>Sun gets SWOLE and Kaguya-Hime
>Moon gets Sexbug and Personnel Kid
I want to get Moon, but the UB don't want me to!

>>29774159
No one. UB aren't people. They're pokemon from a different dimension.

>>29774191
... Then why make them look like important NPCs?

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>>29774191
I think I figured it out
>Lusamine loved Nihilego so much, she made her own daughter dress up to look more like it
>Lillie eventually breaks free and gets her own look

>>29774219
Lusamine was crazy and made her kids dress up to resemble them, as well as herself.

>>29774219
Nihilego and Pheremosa are really the only strong resemblances, presumably because >>29774270
and the fact that Lusamine loves the ultrabeasts and beautiful things

>>29774191
>UBs aren't people
It's 2016 anon. UB Lives Matter

>>29769051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dQK8TCTuTY

THEYRE SO CUTE

>A big deal is made out of how Pheromosa can infatuate any Pokemon regardless of gender
>Doesn't even learn Attract

>Necrozma has freezing danger spots on its body, and is at least partly crystalline
>Doesn't have any Ice moves let alone is Ice type

>Celesteela has bamboo shoot arms
>Not Grass type

>Kartana is constantly floating and flying
>Not Flying type

>Nihilego's description says IT is the who resembles a young girl, Pheromosa is PokeLusamine, Ya boy's UB even wiggles like a Skull grunt, and Guzzlord is crab-like just like Hala's ace
>They're just ultra dimension Pokemon

I don't understand.
Maybe that's the point.
Though they definitely fucked up with Pheromosa. There's being weird and then there's completely ignoring what is officially supposed to be the biggest attribute.

>>29770641
I'm disappointed Pheromosa doesn't have some ability tieing in to the whole charm pokemon regardless of gender thing.
I didn't bother looking through it's moves, does it at least have some move that causes attract?

If not looks like a wasted opportunity.
With the high number of meme exclusive abilities this gen I was expecting every UB to have their own, actually. This is the only UB related letdown to me so far.

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>>29774421

Nein.

>>29774402
Necrozma's cold because it's presumably supposed to be some kind of dead star/cold dark matter creature, hence the "necro" in its name

Celesteel is so cute with it's little face... But it almost seems a little sad to me. I just feel bad that it was made into such a weapon.

>>29774498
Do you have the stats for Guzzlord?

>>29774557

Smogon has most of the stuff neatly compiled.

http://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/guzzlord-discussion.3586512/

HP: 233
Atk: 101
Def: 53
SpAtk: 97
SpDef: 53
Spe: 43

Does Youtube not work for you?

>>29774604
Thanks. It's been nothing but clickbait crap with more blogposting than shit I actually care about.

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Damnit. My favorite design wise seems to be the least viable stat wise.

>>29773551
I thought Celesteela and Kartana seemed switched at first, but then it occured to me. The biggest UB is in Sun, the smallest is in Moon. Is it a reference to the size of the sun, and the size of the moon?

>>29774672
>Heavy Slam

I want 50 of each ultra beast please

>>29774765
>STAB Heavy Slam at 2204.4 LBS

>>29774672
consider the fact that it also gets leech seed and giga drain

>>29774402
I still think Celesteela and Kartana have their types switched.

>>29774672
STAB Heavy Slam will be pretty fun. Exactly the same weight as Primal Groudon.

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I think Xeogran got ninja'd.

>>29769051
I am Groot

>>29774689
Wtf? They're the same size. Haven't you ever been outside?

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>>29775730
>They're the same size

>this video has been removed by the user
FUCK CLASSES REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>29775849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLlYiNZaz_w
Someone else got it.

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>>29775730
The worst part about this post is that I can't tell if this Anon is retarded or shitposing.

>>29773551
>Can't get Alolan Ninetales in moon
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>29775730

>>29774402
It's not weird if you consider pokédex and other official descriptions are often pure bullshit and don't relate with the pokémon stats and moves at all. It's the same thing.

That said I also think ignoring the whole concept Pheromosa is based around is a bit too stupid even for that.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCl1gwX_CVA

>>29774765
>Running physical and missing out on Beast Boost.