Pokedex entries

>>29755996
>It literally eats pidgeys

WTF I HATE GARCHOMP NOW

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>They adorn themselves beautifully with bones. This is supposedly an effort to attract males, but no male Mandibuzz have ever been found.

>>29756169
How procreate?

>>29756521
Other bird.

>It is said to be a female evolution of Cosmog. When its third eye activates, away it flies to another world.

>This Pokémon is said to be a male evolution of Cosmog. At the activation of its third eye, it departs for another world.

what

>>29756567
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

>Mega Evolutions and form changes have Pokedex entries now

>>29756521
Human males

This form of Pikachu is somewhat rare. It wears the hat of its Trainer, who is also its partner.

This form of Pikachu is somewhat rare. It wears the hat of its Trainer, who is also its partner.

This form of Pikachu is somewhat rare. It wears the hat of its Trainer, who is also its partner.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

ASH-GRENINJA BUT WITH PIKACHU?

>>29756604
So Lunaala 100% female and Solgaleo 100% male?

>>29756847
They don't seem to have genders, that's why I'm confused.

>>29756691
UB-Pikachu

>>29756847
They're genderless mechanically. The sun and moon are just traditionally associated with masculinity and femininity.

>Toxapex crawls along the ocean floor on its 12 legs. It leaves a trail of Corsola bits scattered in its wake.

LEAVE CORSOLA ALONE

>>29756645
ALL OF THE B ONE BROOO

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>>29755996
>pokemon eating other pokemon
DELETE THIS

>After going to all the effort of disguising itself, its neck was broken. Whatever is inside is probably unharmed, but it’s still feeling sad.
Wat

>>29755996
>dex entry mentions speed

OH FUCK, DID THEY NERF GARCHOMP'S SPEED?

>It delivers headbutts with the water bubble on its head. Small Pokémon get sucked into the bubble, where they drown.

Araquanid is hardcore.

>>29756921
Technically they're referred to as unknown gender, not genderless. Which is odd because we actually know their genders this time.

>Its long tail often breaks off. It doesn’t really feel any pain, though, and the tail grows back, so Slowpoke isn’t particularly bothered.

REMINDER THAT TEAM ROCKET DID NOTHING WRONG

>It unleashes electric shocks that can reach 100,000 volts. When agitated, it can knock out even an Indian elephant.
Indian Elephants are still canon!

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>>29757010
>drowning in an air bubble

I think the dex entries are only added in the very final process of the game development, when the devs are ultimately out of fucks to give

>>29756521
pokemon dont seem to have natural hybirds
the wombs of females just need extra DNA from any pokemon in the "egg group"
this could be an evolutionary strategy to help with a lack of males in a species, though it seems strange to cross evolution to effect an entire animal kingdom
Strange though, considering the majority of pokemon are either 50/50 or 87,5% male
perhaps the over abundance of males caused this

>>29757053
It says water bubble right there
It's like Spongebob

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>>29757088
>water bubble
>underwater

>For some reason, only females have been found. It creates a reverse harem of male Salandit that it lives with.

GF has no shame.

>>29756691
>trainer, who is also its partner.
what did they mean by this

>>29757047
>It scatters spores that flicker and glow. Anyone seeing these lights falls into a deep slumber.
>Forests where Shiinotic live are treacherous to enter at night. People confused by its strange lights can never find their way home again.

SHIINOTIC CONFIRMED FOR FUCKING CREEPY

>>29757115
hot

>>29756940
Jesus Christ

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>It pushes the tips of its tails against its foes and then lets loose a high-voltage current. Its foes are burned to a crisp in an instant.

Why are these dex entries so hardcore?

>>29756691
It has its own Z move too


10,000,000 Volt Thunderbolt
The user, Pikachu wearing a cap, powers up a jolt of\nelectricity using its Z-Power and unleashes it.\nCritical hits land more easily.
Electric
Special
195 Power

>>29757117
Sexual partner, obviously.

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>>29757121
didnt mean to make this a reply to >>29757047
but yeah

>>29756958
I think it's Mimikyu

>>29757047
AHAHAHAHA. GF and their memes, man.

>>29757111

Dewpider's entry says that it creates a bubble of water around its squishy head to protect it from being harmed.

>>29757188
good spot

>Its actual appearance is unknown. A scholar who saw what was under its rag was overwhelmed by terror and died from the shock.

Whoa.

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the texts that repeat a million times are really ominous

>>29756947
ANDREW DOBSON

>>29757336

A lot of these entries arent fucking around. Jeez. Theyre really lettin us know that Pokemon are fucking dangerous

>>29757115
>tfw the term "reverse harem" has been used in a Pokemon game
My God

>Wailord pursue their prey in pods. With their large mouths, they can swallow entire schools of Wishiwashi whole.

Are Alolan pokemon made to be killed?

>>29756940
They clearly based it of off a Sea Crown then which are know to decimate coral reefs. Pretty impressive.

>>29757359
who's that pokemon?

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>If for some reason its body bursts, its soul spills out with a screaming sound.
>Even while under careful observation, large flocks of Drifblim flying at dusk will inexplicably disappear from view.

>its soul spills out with a screaming sound.

>>29757115
>there are only females
>males in harems

what

"When it thinks of its deceased mother, it weeps loudly. Mandibuzz that hear its cries will attack it from the air"

LEAVE CUBONE IN PEACE STUPID BIRD!

>Thanks to Mega Evolution, its child grows. But as the child is good only at fighting and nothing else, its mother feels uneasy about its future.
d-don't worry

>>29757513

It's referring to Salazzle. There are no male Salazze, only Salandit.

>>29757336
>died
>straight up died
>not just soul-sucking
>DED
Hardcore

>They dwell in cold places. This Pokémon’s main food source in Alola is Vulpix and Sandshrew, which they carefully divide among their group.

A lot of these entries are about Pokemons diets. Thats actually really interesting

>>29757528
Wow, fuck off Mandibuzz

>>29757513
Salazzle is the female only evo of Salandit it's say they have harems of the unevolving males

>>29755996
>>29756940
>>29756958
>>29757010
>>29757115
>>29757180
When the fuck did Pokémon become so brutal?

>>29757541
thats so cute

Here are all the dex entries with the corresponding pokémon.
http://pastebin.com/nJnhdbmg

>It has been known to become so angry that it dies as a result. Its face looks peaceful in death, however.
wew

>>29757614
They saw that creepy Pokedex entries are cancerously popular on youtube so they decided to make more

>From its eyes, it can expel excess moisture from its body. This liquid is similar in composition to human sweat.

what the fuck what pokemon is this

Post the pokemon you fucking idiots i cant keep guessing who

>>29757640
E-EXCUSE ME???

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>>29755996
>And yes, old Pokemon also got new entries.

Can someone post the entires of all the starters?

>>29757683
most of them dont say, we're guessing too

>>29757667
Bonsly.

Golbat: Sometimes they drink so much blood, they can’t fly anymore. Then they fall to the ground and become food for other Pokémon.

Brutal

>>29757614
It really does not stop:
>>29757336
>>29757359
>>29757453
>>29757509
>>29757528
>>29757587
>>29757640

>>29757753
So it cries sweat and sweats tears?

>>29757738
For realsies? Oops sorry I didn't know kek

>>29757683
I posted the pokémon here >>29757631
Just check it up with a quick ctrl+f.

BORN TO DIE
POKEMON WORLD IS A FUCK
Eat Em All 1989
I am scared man
410,757,864,530 DEAD POKEMON

>>29757772
Natural selection.

>>29757804
Hey thanks my man, youre the best

>>29756691
I wonder if this is what you get when transferring a Pikachu from Yellow or if it's an entirely different event.

Raticate

"don't to close as it could bite your hand clean off"
Well then

>>29757804
thank u anon

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Ahem. Sligoo's entry:

>It has trouble drawing a line between friends and food. It will calmly try to melt and eat even those it gets along well with.

...BRING ON THE VORE

>>29757631
>http://pastebin.com/nJnhdbmg

Thanks, anon. But there are a lot of Pokemon left, aren't them? I was searching Mega Venusaur for example

>Records exist of a revived fossil that evolved into Rampardos. It proceeded to escape and then destroy a skyscraper with a headbutt.
kek

>Crabominable: It just throws punches indiscriminately. In times of desperation, it can lop off its own pincers and fire them like rockets.

thats badass. im definitely using yeti crab now

Gengar: It apparently wishes for a traveling companion. Since it was once human itself, it tries to create one by taking the lives of other humans.

next live you can be a gengar

>>29757509
Dear fucking god

>>29757603
>>29757544
>female only evo
>no male evo
>Combee 2.0

Thanks Gamefreak!

>Salamence(Mega): Mega Evolution fuels its brutality, and it may even turn on the Trainer who raised it. It’s been dubbed “the blood-soaked crescent.”
A lot of the mega descriptions seem to note personality changes.

>>29757865
>>29757884
Shit, I didn't realize pokémon only found it the National dex had gotten new dex entries too. It only works for the 302 pokémon in the Alola dex, will take some time to put in the rest.

Bewear: This Pokémon has the habit of hugging its companions. Many Trainers have left this world after their spines were squashed by its hug.

Well then! That must be rather startling for the poor Bewear.

>>29757914
Yeah, I fucked up, see >>29758028

>>29758021
yeah but this one is actually not shit and has the same lopsided gender ratio that makes them harder to get

Lucario(Mega): It readies itself to face its enemies by focusing its mental energies. Its fighting style can be summed up in a single word: heartless.
What a bada*s

>>29757115
>It creates a reverse harem of male Salandit that it lives with.

Now to wait for the porn.

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>this entire thread

>>29757359
Is that Minior? It would make sense to repeat since it's stored as like 8 separate pokemon.

>It uses its claws to poke holes in eggs so it can slurp out the insides. Breeders consider it a scourge and will drive it away or eradicate it.

>>29758022
Aerodactyl(Mega): When it Mega Evolves, it becomes more vicious than ever before. Some say that’s because its excess of power is causing it pain.

>Mega Evolution fuels its brutality, and it may even turn on the Trainer who raised it. It’s been dubbed “the blood-soaked crescent

>This Pokémon’s mucous can dissolve anything. Toothless, it sprays mucous on its prey. Once they’re nicely dissolved, it slurps them up.

>It gorges on trash until its stomach is full. Then it belches toxic gas. An unlucky whiff of gas will put a person in the hospital.

>After clamping down with its powerful jaws, it twists its body around to rip its prey in half.

o-oh

>>29758022
This has to be a muslim reference.

>>29757640
What pokémon is this, though?

>Vanillish: This Pokémon has existed since the Ice Age. It controls particles of ice, freezes its opponents, and then shatters them with a headbutt.

even vanillish will fucking kill you

>With its black fur, it blends into the darkness. It bides its time, and when prey appears, this Pokémon goes for its throat, and then eats it.

WHOA!

>Should you feel yourself attacked by a sudden chill, it is evidence of an approaching Gengar. There is no escaping it. Give up.

Huh

Since when do the alternate forms get dex entries ? Is it new ?

>>29758140
Primeape

>>29758140
Probably Primeape.

>Gyarados(Mega): It jets water from the orifices on its sides, streaking above the water surface at supersonic speed.
That's pretty fucking cool, it's like Mega Swampert.

>Drowzee: It finds really fun dreams tasty. When it makes friends with people, it may show them the most delicious dreams it’s ever eaten.

Cute! CUTE!

>>29757115
WE'VE LIVED LONG ENOUGH TO SEE THE WORDS "REVERSE HAREM" USED IN A POKEMON GAME

>>29758140
Primeape I think?

>>29757976
PMD CONFIRMED CANON

>>29757640
They made the average 4channer into a Pokémon

>>29757976
wew PMD

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>Thanks to Mega Evolution, its child grows. But as the child is good only at fighting and nothing else, its mother feels uneasy about its future.

>>29757640
What mon is this?

>>29758234
>>29758268
Primeape has a different entry:
>Primeape: Some researchers theorize that Primeape remains angry even when inside a Poké Ball.

>>29758326
Literally ChiChi and Gohan

>Its favorite foods are Wingull and Pikipek. It attacks with a powerful kick and grasps them firmly in its talons.

nerf talonflame

>>29756950
>When hunting, it skims the surface of water at high speed to pick off unwary prey such as Magikarp.
Pidgeot, RGBY

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>>29758326
Mom, I'm sorry!

>It gushes fire and poisonous gases from its nostrils. Its dung is an explosive substance and can be put to various uses.
>explosive dung

>>29757336
Which one is it again?

>>29758412
Mimikyu, most likely.

>>29758234
That sounds so disgusting. But also cool.

>>29758406
i dont wanna live in the pokemon world if i could just be hiking one day and shit literally explodes on me

>>29758084
>think this is made up just for the joke
>take a look
>it's real
What the fuck, is it because a Rotom is writing these entries or something?

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>The soul of a woman lost on a snowy mountain possessed an icicle, becoming this Pokémon. The food it most relishes is the souls of men.

It took them 7 gens to finally write interesting pokedex entries. Is this the power of Rotomdex?

>Muk: After recent environmental improvements, this Pokémon is now hardly seen at all. People speculate that it may go extinct at some point.

Being Muk is suffering

Persian(Alolan): It ate those food.

>>29757040
Why didn't they just capture and breed their own Slowpoke?

Lilligant: As soon as it finds a male to be its partner, the beautiful flower on its head darkens, droops, and withers away.

What did they mean by this?
Is yuri the only way?

>>29758472
canon semen demon

>>29758482
Alolan Muk confirmed new Muk.

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>It is born asleep, and it dies asleep. All its movements are apparently no more than the results of it tossing and turning in its dreams.

>>29758472
well that's not so-oh, alright then

>Goldeen: Spellbound by the length of its horn and the beauty of its fins, many strange Trainers raise Goldeen and nothing but Goldeen.

I guess that explains those Fishermen in RSE with teams full of Goldeens

Like, 3 of these new dex entries mention something about pokemon's poop. I guess its confirmed pokemon just shit anywhere just like animals

>>29758472
>literal yuki-onna
that's a pokemon based on a japanese monster for you

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>>29758563
WAKE ME UP

>>29758544
Getting fat after marriage

>>29758607
>walking around alola and you see a bunch of machamp and medicham shitting in the streets.

>Sandygast: It takes control of anyone who puts a hand in its mouth. And so it adds to the accumulation of its sand-mound body.
>Palossand: Buried beneath the castle are masses of dried-up bones from those whose vitality it has drained.

N-NANI!?!?!??!!

>>29758636

I wonder what happens if you use Worry Seed on it.

>This Pokémon gets nibbled on by Lumineon and others. Thanks to its red core, it regenerates fast, so it’s unconcerned by their snack attacks.

Thank fuck I wasn't born as a Staryu. also, Lumineon has a badass side apparently.

>This Pokémon is friendly to people and loves children most of all. It comes from deep in the mountains to play with children it likes in town.

Drampa and Drifblim are the pedo duo.

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>A bit of a dandy, it spends its free time preening its wings. Its preoccupation with any dirt on its plumage can leave it unable to battle.
>A bit of a Dandy

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>Scizor
>It uses its wings to adjust its body temperature. Otherwise, its metal body would become too hot and melt in the heat of battle.

>Sableye
>It’s a fiend for gemstones, so it stalks Carbink. Unfortunately, Gabite almost always grabs them first.

>Drifblim
>Stories go that it grabs the hands of small children and drags them away to the afterlife. It dislikes heavy children.

>Talonflame
>Its favorite foods are Wingull and Pikipek. It attacks with a powerful kick and grasps them firmly in its talons.

>Sylveon
>Its ribbonlike feelers give off an aura that weakens hostility in its prey, causing them to let down their guard. Then it attacks.

I'm not sure how to feel about this new direction for PokeDex entries.

>>29758353

There are different entries for Sun & Moon.

>>29758472
It evolves from Snorunt, though.

>Metagross(Mega): Mega Evolution stimulated its brain. It emerged as a ruthless Pokémon that will clutch at any means of ensuring its victories.

Does this includes disobeying its trainer as well?
The Mega entries seem to make them sound much more brutal than they are

>>29758704
>Gabite almost always grabs them first
Carbink or Sableye?

>>29758691
no dont say that. its just a kind old man :-(

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>It aimed for the top but got lost and ended up on a snowy mountain. Being forced to endure the cold, this Pokémon evolved and grew fur.

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>>29758704
>>Stories go that it grabs the hands of small children and drags them away to the afterlife. It dislikes heavy children.
>It dislikes heavy children.

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>Its reckless leaps make it easy pickings for predators. On the bright side, many Pokémon enjoy longer life spans, thanks to Magikarp.


See, Magikarp! You ARE useful for something!

>>29756169
The implication seems to be the bones are the males

>>29758704
Why do Gabite eat Carbink?

Also, what kind of prey would Sylveon hunt?

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>>29758671

>A delectable aroma pours from its body. They are often swallowed whole by Toucannon lured by that wafting deliciousness.

RIP Bounsweet

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>>29758563
Living the dream.

>>29758744
Mega Evolution converts a Pokemons body to be a peak Battler, sort of a "Desperate Power". They aren't meant to survive in the wild in that state. Glalies Mega dex entry says that its jaw is so dislocated that it can't actually eat.

>>29758366
It is nerfed. Gale Wings only works at full HP now.

>>29758560
GOOD, better a pile of oil then a pile of shit.

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>Umbreon
>With its black fur, it blends into the darkness. It bides its time, and when prey appears, this Pokémon goes for its throat, and then eats it.

>>29758563
But what is it dreaming about...?

>>29758913
fire

>Its milk is high in calories and packed with nutrients. Therefore, if you drink too much of it, you may wind up with a body like Miltank’s.
I'm kind of tired of your sass Rotomdex

>>29758875
Now Im actually interested in mega evolution.

>>29756994
underrated post

>>29758563
same

>>29757541
What is this?

>>29757587
who could that be?

>>29758946
Kangaskhan obviously

>When angered, it spouts brilliant fire from all over its body. It doesn’t calm down until its opponent has burned to ash.

wew lad

>>29758904
>Alolan muk don't poison people and are used to clean up Oil spills.

Natural Evolution. Regular Muk's are going extinct so they find a Niche.

what's up with all these edgelord dex entries are they appealing to the those look at pokemon and see quake for kiddys?

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>>29758929
>All of the ultra dark Dex entries are just Rotom fucking with you

>>29757453

That explains why they're so slow

>Cleffa: Because of its silhouette, it’s believed to be a star reborn. For some reason, it loves Minior.

Cute!

>>29758983
I, for one, welcome our new Rotomdex overlords

>>29758935
Aerodactyl(Mega):
>When it Mega Evolves, it becomes more vicious than ever before. Some say that’s because its excess of power is causing it pain.

Does anyone have the entires for the starters?

>>29758118
Mega Evolving = animal abuse confirmed canon

Never mega evolving an Aero ever!!!!

>Dratini: After a 10-hour struggle, a fisherman was able to pull one up and confirm its existence.

Rotom being an asshole and mocking Safari Zone PTSD.

>>29759041
Ow, the edge.

Oh wait.

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Cleffa:
>Because of its silhouette, it’s believed to be a star reborn. For some reason, it loves Minior.

Wait a minute.....

IT ALL COMES TOGETHER. (Also I need fanart of these two together.)

>>29758989
Sounds real enough for me, so I'd let Rotom fuck with me anytime if you know what I mean

>YFW this whole time professors have left out the scary parts of dex entries so they dont freak you out but then Rotom drops the truth

>>29758704
Drifblims confirmed for body shaming

>>29758959
Weavile

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>Sneasel: It uses its claws to poke holes in eggs so it can slurp out the insides. Breeders consider it a scourge and will drive it away or eradicate it.

Woah

>>29758704

Is this really a new direction?

>>29759085
He's a pokemon, so of course he knows the actual truth.

>>29759041
It being a prehistoric Pokemon may be a hint to its inability to cope with Mega Evolution

>>29759102
What happens if you try and breed a sneasel?

>>29759083
What did he mean by this?

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>>29757640

>>29755996
>Gengar doesn't levitate anymore
>Garchomp can fly despite being a 209 lb Ground-type

wtf I hate game freak now

>>29756940
>Pursued by Mareanie for the branches on its head, this Pokémon will sometimes snap its own branches off as a diversion while it escapes.

MAREANIE IS A MEANIE

LEAVE CORSOLA ALONE, IT JUST GOT +30 TO ITS BST, JUST LET IT BE HAPPY FOR ONCE

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>When it finds humans or Pokémon it likes, it freezes them and takes them to its chilly den, where they become decorations.

>Gumshoos: It adores having Rattata and Raticate for dinner, but as it’s diurnal, it never encounters them. This Pokémon boasts incredible patience.

even fucking gumshoos is carnivorous.

So the Pokemon world is actually hell on earth?

>Mega Evolution fuels its brutality, and it may even turn on the Trainer who raised it. It’s been dubbed “the blood-soaked crescent.”

Wh-what is this?

>>29759189
OMG WHOS THAT POKE?

>>29759189
which one's this?

>Its milk is high in calories and packed with nutrients. Therefore, if you drink too much of it, you may wind up with a body like Miltank’s.
This gen is a fucking fetish pander-fest

>>29759225
>>29759227
Froslass

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>>29759143

>>29759218
Well "crescent" makes me think of M-Salamance

>>29759218
It means INSHA'ALLAH MOTEHRFUCKERS

so alola truly is like the Australia of pokemon. everything fucking kills you

>>29758691
Noooo I see Drampa as a Pete's dragon clone. And my boy Drifblim just wants to make life as depressing as possible. NOT THE CHILDREN.
What a wonderful asshole of a balloon.

>>29759189
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUG

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>Drowzee: It finds really fun dreams tasty. When it makes friends with people, it may show them the most delicious dreams it’s ever eaten.

Awww that's cut--

>Hypno: As a matter of course, it makes anyone it meets fall asleep and has a taste of their dreams. Anyone having a good dream, it carries off.

>>29759248
I thought Froslass was
>The soul of a woman lost on a snowy mountain possessed an icicle, becoming this Pokémon. The food it most relishes is the souls of men.

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>>29758563

i thought pokemon world was so peaceful but now....DEATH EVERYWHERE

>>29759225
Froslass

>>29759269
They all have 2. Probably one for Sun and one for Moon.

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>>29759267
hypno dindu nuffing, he's just making sure people aren't evil

>>29759204
It's a fucking mongoose. Of course it's carnivorous.

>>29759256
Does this means Alolans are also natrually-borne shitposters as well?

>Dugtrio(Alolan):These Pokémon are cherished in the Alola region, where they are thought to be feminine deities of the land incarnate.

So it really did become a waifu trio

>>29758758
Either way, nice guy Sableye finishes last.

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>>29759021
too cute

>>29758162
OUCH THE EDGE

>>29759102
Weasels do that it real life.

>>29758704
>Sableye
>It’s a fiend for gemstones, so it stalks Carbink. Unfortunately, Gabite almost always grabs them first.

Hang in there, Sableye, you can do it!

>Drifblim
>Stories go that it grabs the hands of small children and drags them away to the afterlife. It dislikes heavy children.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sharpedo
>It has a sad history. In the past, its dorsal fin was a treasured foodstuff, so this Pokémon became a victim of overfishing.


Uh...... Pokémon? D- don't get to real world on us, okay?

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>Raticate
>Its disposition is far more violent than its looks would suggest. Don’t let your hand get too close to its face, as it could bite your hand clean off.

>Golbat
>Sometimes they drink so much blood, they can’t fly anymore. Then they fall to the ground and become food for other Pokémon.

>Hypno
>As a matter of course, it makes anyone it meets fall asleep and has a taste of their dreams. Anyone having a good dream, it carries off.

>Dragonite
>Incur the wrath of this normally calm Pokémon at your peril, because it will smash everything to smithereens before it’s satisfied.

>Carvanha
>If they scent the faintest trace of blood, they rush to attack en masse. When alone, they’re rather cowardly.

>Wailmer
>It shows off by spraying jets of seawater from the nostrils above its eyes. It eats a solid ton of Wishiwashi every day.

>Guzzlord: A dangerous Ultra Beast, it appears to be eating constantly, but for some reason its droppings have never been found.

Ultra beasts are super dangerous and could kill as all. Yes, but has it shit yet?

>>29759267
What the fuck is with the English in Hypno's?

>>29759353
aren't the 11s the people who did most of the sharking?

Are they gonna talk about how people from Kanto hunt Wailords?

>>29759334
We have an entry that talks about humans deliberately killing Pokémon.

>Stoutland: With this wise Pokémon, there could be no concern that it would ever attack people. Some parents even trust it to babysit.

cute. CUTE!

Goldeen: Spellbound by the length of its horn and the beauty of its fins, many strange Trainers raise Goldeen and nothing but Goldeen.


Seaking: Trainers who are crazy for Seaking are divided into horn enthusiasts and fin enthusiasts. The two groups do not get along well.


>Not being a hornloving master race

finshits get out

>Pheromosa: One of the Ultra Beasts. It refuses to touch anything, perhaps because it senses some uncleanness in this world.

THIS WORLD IS UNCLEAN

>>29759310
Based on the shitstorm this board's been going through for the past few days, I'd say yes

>>29759248
>Scizor mission in mystery dungeon
IT ALL

>>29759382
us*, fuck me.

>>29759021
CUTE! 2 CUTE STAR CUTIES

>>29758875
>>29759058
B-but Mega Ampharos has a peaceful Mega Evolution, right?

R-right? ;_;

>>29759417

>Pheromosa is a lawfag

It all makes sense.

>>29759405
Nah, can't portray the nips in a negative light.

>>29759410
>Prefering the nigger-like symbol of brutality that is the horn over the grace and majesty of fins, that actually let fishes swim correctly
Fucking pleb

>>29759067
They came to the Pokemon world together. What precious beings too pure.

These dex entries seem like they were written by either an edgy 13 year old or a troll.

Is Rotomdex trolling?

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>>29759021
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I'm legit terrified of Pokémon now.

>>29757453
You IDIOT. In this world, it's kill or be killed.

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Is this the future of gaming?

>Bruxish: It stuns its prey with psychokinesis and then grinds them to mush with its strong teeth. Even Shellder’s shell is no match for it.

Lapras: These Pokémon were once near extinction due to poaching. Following protective regulations, there is now an overabundance of them.

>After years, chillest watermon is out of danger

BASED OHMURI

Can we get Golisopod's entry?

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>>29759504
*dropped

>As it grew taller and taller, it outgrew its reliance on psychic powers, while within it awakened the power of the sleeping dragon.

Slowpoke: Alolan home cooking involves drying Slowpoke tails and then simmering them into a salty stew.

Fucking Savages

>>29758353
IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE IN THE ANGRY DOME

>When it’s excited, its temperature can double, spiking hormone production in its body.

Fletchling wants some LOVE

>>29759450
I can't find ampharos'

>Mankey: Its raging tires it out and causes it to fall asleep, but the anger resonating in its dreams causes it to wake up—which infuriates it all over again.

We found /vp/

>>29759616
It's not in the regional dex. I imagine that all Pokemon with Mega Evolutions will have entries on them, though.

Gumshoos: It adores having Rattata and Raticate for dinner, but as it’s diurnal, it never encounters them. This Pokémon boasts incredible patience.

>Fearow: Drawings of a Pokémon resembling Fearow can be seen in murals from deep in ancient history.
BUT WHERE?

>>29759632
Yea I'm looking through them

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>Born deep within the ground, it compares itself with similar species, such as Geodude and Carbink, to settle which has the hardest body.

>>29758803
It doesn't make sense, the large jaw on its legs clearly doesn't come from a Mandibuzz.

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>>29759629

>>29759085

Rotomdex is a redpill?

>This form results from one Metagross, one Metang, and two Beldum linking up.
GATTAI

>>29759645
I thought it was a Moltres reference

So mandibuzz and marowak are rivals now? Makes sense

>>29759557
You go executor! Grow big and strong executor!

>>29757205
xD

>Tsareena
>A Pokémon known for the beauty of its well-shaped legs, it sometimes appears as a mascot in advertisements for beauty salons.

>>29759548
>Golisopod
>With a flashing slash of its giant sharp claws, it cleaves seawater—or even air—right in two.
>It battles skillfully with its six arms, but spends most of its time peacefully meditating in caves deep beneath the sea.

>>29759142
The parents will let them hatch, obviously. It's other Sneasel you need to worry about.

>Oricorio(Sensu): It summons the dead with its dreamy dancing. From their malice, it draws power with which to curse its enemies.
>literally uses the evil of the dead to curse things

That's pretty brutal

>>29758897
source nigga

any new dex entries about the dark lord, Fletchling?

>Nihilego: One of the Ultra Beasts. It’s unclear whether or not this Pokémon is sentient, but sometimes it can be observed behaving like a young girl.
>Buzzwole: A mysterious life-form called an Ultra Beast. Witnesses saw it pulverize a dump truck with a single punch.
>Pheromosa: One of the Ultra Beasts. It refuses to touch anything, perhaps because it senses some uncleanness in this world.
>Xurkitree: It appeared from the Ultra Wormhole. It raided a power plant, so people think it energizes itself with electricity.
>Celesteela: One kind of Ultra Beast. Witnesses have seen it burn down a forest by expelling gas from its two arms.
>Kartana: One of the Ultra Beast life-forms, it was observed cutting down a gigantic steel tower with one stroke of its blade.
>Guzzlord: A dangerous Ultra Beast, it appears to be eating constantly, but for some reason its droppings have never been found.
>Necrozma: Light is apparently the source of its energy. It has an extraordinarily vicious disposition and is constantly firing off laser beams.

Necrozma's dex into is the only one that doesn't mention being an Ultra-Beast. it also has a different BST, an exclusive ability, a signature move and learns Morning Sun and Moonlight. What does this mean?

>>29759755
>spends most of its time peacefully meditating in caves deep beneath the sea.
Buddhist Golisopod confirmed

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>>29759755

>Although its name was Type: Null at first, the boy who evolved it into this form gave it the name by which it is now known.

>Gladion named Silvally

Huh.

>>29759776
>Xurkitree
I can't handle these puns GF

>>29759776
Necrozma is the OverBeast

>>29759504
NO MORE HEROES
IT'S KIRR OR BE KIRRED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-V8htEtAYI

>>29759410
>>29759478
Regardless if you prefer horns or fins, I think we can all agree that FUCK YEAH SEAKING

A beautiful bottle cap that gives off a silver gleam. Some people are happy to receive one.
A beautiful bottle cap that gives off a golden gleam. Some people are happy to receive one.

whelp

>>29759776
It means Solar/Lunar Eclipse version confirmed

>Lycanroc(Midnight): It goads its enemies into attacking, withstands the hits, and in return, delivers a headbutt, crushing their bones with its rocky mane.

awoo motherfucker

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>The soul of seaweed adrift in the waves became reborn as this Pokémon. It maintains itself with new infusions of seabed detritus and seaweed.

Dhelmise isn't the anchor.

IT'S THE SEAWEED

>>29758111
is that zangoose ?

>>29759840
>OverBeast
Sounds Megaman as fuck

>>29759796
Wimpod evolved from a cowardly insect withno power to a Badass insect that's not a revenge-driven monster who instead ponders the meaning of life.

Goddamn, that's beautiful

>>29758989
>Ghost type
Isn't that what he's supposed to do?

>>29758261
It's also used in documentaries about nature.

>Mandibuzz: It circles in the sky, keeping a keen eye out for Pokémon in a weakened state. Its choicest food is Cubone.

LEAVE CUBONE ALONE YOU CUNT

>>29758704
They have been crude since the first games

>>29758544
Flowers die and drop off when their seeds are fertilized (which was the point of the flower, to get pregnant, not looking pretty). It's saying they fucked

>Meowth: It loves shiny things. It often fights with Murkrow over prey they’re both trying to catch.
The inter-Pokemon relationships are getting interesting

>>29759895
Sneasel, which isn't anything new. The old dex said it ate eggs as well, however now it specifies pokemon eggs.

Jesus, these new entries are much more beastly/wild than im used to

>>29759923
I image Golispod looking at the hellscape we call alola and thinking
>why must we be so violent?

>>29759894
>Seaweeds have souls
wot

>>29760027
Seaweeds are people too

>Because it can’t fire boulders at a rapid pace, it’s been known to seize nearby Geodude and fire them from its back.

Being Geodude is suffering.

>Magmortar: From its arm, it launches fireballs hotter than 3,500 degrees Fahrenheit. Its arm starts to melt when it fires a whole barrage.
>Its arm starts to melt

>>29759247
MEGA MILK

>Zzzzmmm! You’re getting really close, [VAR GENDBR(00FF,0B07)]big boyclever girl! You’ve nearly completed the Melemele Pokédex!

B I G B O Y
I
G
B
O
Y

>>29760080
>Muffled GEODUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuude in the distance

>the pokemon board is confused as to why scientific data composed by kids is so brutally hardcore and vicious

So none of you all were ten?

Defend your Pokémon League Champion title as many times as possible during the mission period!

We getting title defense?

>>29759943
>yfw the skulls Mandibuzzes uses to decorate are Marowak and Cubone skulls

>This Pokémon is out for vengeance on its natural enemy, Mandibuzz. It throws bones like boomerangs to try to take it down.

GO GET THEM

>>29760080
>yfw you're not a Geodude in the middle of a Rhyperior/Alolan Golem battle

>Honchkrow: If its Murkrow cronies fail to catch food for it, or if it feels they have betrayed it, it will hunt them down wherever they are and punish them.

damn

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>all form changes get separate entries
M-MY DICK


Now let's hope they don't Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V for Pokemon not found in the Alola Dex.

>Haunter: It fears the light and revels in the dark. It may be on the verge of extinction in cities that stay brightly lit at night.
>Poison pokemon are going extinct

>>29760024
Its ability is born from an epiphany, realizing the cruelty of Pokémon battles and its attempt to leave.

>It adores magnetic minerals, so it pursues Nosepass at speeds exceeding 60 mph.
Oy vey my headcanon of the Metagross line preying on Rock and Steel types turned out to be true.

>>29759247
That explains Whitney's... elegant figure

>>29759894
>the wheel has an eyeball
>the seaweed is the actual pokemon
u wot

>>29759247
Reminds me of the cow girl from CoC.

>>29760105
He's a big boy.

>>29760154
They need entries for the Megas not in the regional dex at least.

>>29760080
>steals the railgun thing from Vikavolt
>steals the iron filling beard from Probopass
>steals the shooting Geodude thing from Rhyperior

Just stop Alolan Golem

>>29759489
Most real animals are "edgy" senpai

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>>29759629

>Mismagius: Mismagius have been known to cast spells to make people fall in love, so some people search for this Pokémon as if their life depended on it.

well shit I better go find me a Mismagius

>>29760144
>We got a new rivalry in the form of Marowa and Mandibuzz

>>29759382
Pokémon poop confirmed.

>>29758084
the edge is now canon

>Machop: With its superhuman strength, it’s able to throw a hundred people all at the same time. Its strength comes from lifting Graveler every day.

DO YOU EVEN LIFT GRAVELERS, BRUH

>>29760220
>mismagius will never cast her love spells on you

>A hearty meal for a Pokémon at Lv. 89 or lower. It raises the Pokémon’s level by nine.

RIP grinding.

>>29759776
>droppings

Another confirmation that pokemon do in fact poop.

>>29758741
Snorunt is the icicle

>>29758084
>Proud of its power and fights heartlessly
Its like my Lucario fanfics are coming true

>>29759513
Even in the Pokemon world, the internet is meme cancer.

>>29758656
DESIGNATED

>>29758989
>Rotom's dex entry is just Rotom talking about how awesome it is.

>>29760272
Whoa

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>>29759986
>Deflowering a Lilligant
>Literally

where are you finding these entries niggs ?

>Slowbro: Whenever Shellder bites down hard on its tail, it gives Slowbro a flash of inspiration...which it forgets a moment later.
Sounds naughty

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>>29759629
>Tfw Mankey's can never escape their anger
Why the fuck are they so angry?

>Politoed: It’s the leader of Poliwag and Poliwhirl. When Politoed roars, they all cower in fear.
>cower in fear
w-what?

>>29757858
410 billion dead Pidgies

>>29758805
>what kind prey would Sylveon hunt?
I imagine it would be dragons.

>Thank you for coming to see the 2016 Pokémon Movie! Please pick up your gift from the deliveryman in any Pokémon Center.
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>>29760386
What if Mankey enjoy their anger

>>29760272
fake and gay

>Ledian: In battle, it throws punches with all four arms. The power of each individual blow is piddly, so it aims to win by quantity rather than quality.

REAL FUCKING FUNNY GF, JUST RUB SALT ON THE WOUND WHY DON'T YOU?

>>29760419
Gen 8 in 2021?

>>29760419
Probably placeholder text. The 2016 movie came out a few months ago.