100% FEMALE ONLY CONFIRMED https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

Also holy shit her animations

>that come hither sway
>that on all fours

>>29747835

This is the sexiest mon hands down.

>Those fucking thighs

>the flames and poison comes from her underbelly area of the tail

lewd

Literally Heliolisk 2.0/Vespiqueen 2.0

>>29747835
Wimpod 80 speed, Golisopod 40 speed. SUMO WHY. Also still has emergency exit.

>>29748016
She's way better than Heliolisk both in stats and typing.

Definite OU.

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>Salandit
>87.5% to be a male

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>>29747835
is this going to be another fucking combee

>>29748145
>87.5% male
>all men under control of a few females

is this a fetish

>>29747835
>mimikyuu is faster than any of the starters
lel, and I thought it would be the slowest on my team

>bounsweet
>100% female
How the fuck they can breed themselves in nature?

>>29748322
It doesnt matter.
Lizards are all female. And they still reproduce.

>>29748398
they have salandit slaves to help them breed anon

>>29748398
SOME lizards are all female. Pretty important distinction.

>>29748448
not that it matters anyway

she could pretty much just sway her tail and a passing by charizard would get her pregnant

>tfw can't get a twinky femboy lizard
;_;

>>29748482
Fags BTFO

>>29748482
Who cares
Male salazzle porn is already out there so I dont mind

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>>29747835
>Tsareena

Noice.

>>29747835
My /ss/ and fedom fetishes are being fulfilled by one pokemon!

fics and pics of this mon and vespiqueen fighting to control their male trainer when?

>>29748693
Ditto, you dunce. Anyway, I'm so sad about its typing, but I'll use it nonetheless.

>>29748715
Vespiquen already loses due to the lack of pheromones

>>29748715
I might write a story eventually. Though first I want this girl to get gangpregnated by other pokemon because her pheromones are too strong

>>29747835
Why is everything so slow. Well, at least mimikyu is decent enough, bit low on the hp

So Nasty Plot sweeper with Flamethrower and Sludge Wave. That's actually a really nice STAB combo. Can't think of a good fourth move for it, though. Maybe just Toxic because of that amazing ability.

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>>29747835
>mfw the sketch lines on the crotch look like a vag

>>29748755
>>29748807
>pheremones

did I miss something? s-source?

>>29748724
Seriously. Another ghost and grass? Fucking why? Should've been /steel.

>>29749030
Official pokemon sm page, salandit info

>>29747835
>people actually doubted it would be 100% female

man I'm glad Salazzle isn't a shitmon

>>29749060
its ability makes it sound like it gains STAB from steel too

>>29748322
Find a Ditto, asexual reproduction, magic? Why ask this now when shit like Hitmonlee exists since gen 1?

>>29748398
>>29748322
They fuck humans, duh

>>29747835
>female only
into the trash it goes

>>29749137
That what I assume too, basically a three STAB thing, but I would have preferred steel typing and an ability that boosts grass if they wanted to do that. It's got an entire anchor and chain! Made of steel!

>>29749312
Don't you mean onto your dick?

>>29749344
I only use male pokemon.

>>29749375
Oh, so you're an autist. Gotcha.

>>29749375
shit taste

>>29748322
You dipshit, you should be asking that for 100% male exclusive lines

Females can fuck anything in their egg group and pop out the same species. That's why there's significantly more female only Pokemon than male only

>>29749317
I'm guessing the ghost is the wooden wheel and the anchor is its ability

>>29748322
Because they're plants

>>29749588
How many 100% males are there that aren't ones that aren't in the same vein as Nidoran?

>>29749743
Hitmons and Tauros off the top of my head

>>29749743
Hitmons, Tauros (though their female are Miltank), Braviary, Gallade

>>29749317
Nope obviously the anchor is made of ghost.

>>29749743
Sawk and Throh

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Is she Sun exclusive, or can I find her in both games?

>>29750168
both

>>29747835
And?

we have already goodra and primarina

>>29750168
It's right there in the video, she's in both.

>>29748174
No, it's ecology with certain matriarchal species.

Although I'm not sure why lizards and not a more fitting species like hyenas/the Poochyena and Mightyena line. Probably just GF catering to scalie trash.

>>29747835
The Form Count says 1 so I think the male form just looks different instead of it being 100% female.

>>29751023
except it would show up

also it outright states 100% Female

>>29747835
GOODRA EAT YOUR FUCKING HEART OUT

I could NOT be happier for this. I already love Salazzle and I can't wait to have sex with one in my imagination.

>you read that right

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>>29748417
>/ss/
yes please

>>29751342
anon they're mature salandits!

>>29748100
>Double weak to Earthquake as opposed to 1x
Sorry, anon, I love Salazzle and even I'm not THIS retarded

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>>29751480
>implying doujins havent taught me 10 year old boys are capable of reproduction

>>29751585
she better kill that earthquaker

alternatively waifus on balloons

>>29748755
Doesn't Vespiqueen use pheromones to control her drones?

>>29751719
pheromones that affect only her drones vs pheromones that affect all males

Vespiquen would be surprised why her drones are turning on her

>>29751719
Yes, but hers don't affect humans. Salazzle's explictly does. And I do mean "explicitly."

>>29751796
Didn't think of it that way. That's kinda brutal.

>>29751812
L-lewd

I NEED MORE FANART

>slugfuckers and primarinas will always face the fact their beloved waifu is a man
>Salazzle is pure 100% feminine

Not even mad that this is a blatant furbait pokemon, this is hilarious.

>>29751023
It literally says 100% female.

>salandit's "poison fire" vein are on the dorsal side
>evolves, the vein suddenly switches on the ventral side
>even goes up to her chest

wow, she is a really lewd lizard

>>29752003
I wanna love you but I better not touch.
I wanna hold you but my senses tell me to stop.
I wanna kiss you but I want it too much.
I wanna taste you but your "lips" are venomous poison.

>>29752003
maybe it's her anti-rape mechanism

you can't touch her vagoo or boobies unless she allows it

Huh I just realized.

Despite "Salandit" and a bandit-like appearance, the whole line doesn't really use that motif since its dex entry, the website, and the species focuses more on its toxicity.

>>29752239
>you should never touch a poisonous firey lizard's pussy without her premission

>>29752524
Sounds like the opening sentence of some Pokesmut fic

>dat tail wiggle

>>29748590
Don't forget she needs Stomp to evolve.

>Primarina is 87.5% male
>Salazzle gets to be 100% female
As if the seal couldn't get any more destroyed today.

>>29753196
>Salazzle, Lurantis, Tsareena all 100% female
>Primarina confirmed tranny

Nice to see Poppfags get their comeuppance after their obnoxious behaviour the other day.

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>3'11"
>48.9lbs

fuck, she'd make a perfect kobold

>>29753274
Lurantis is 50/50

>>29747835
>100% FEMALE ONLY CONFIRMED

FUCKING TRASHED

One thing fans should update is that she has a black stripe on her tail, the place where her poison vein was once found.

>>29753274
I actually was a Poppfag, though I wasn't really shitposting in part out of fear that something like this would happen. Key word: was.

>>29753329
Oh shit, really? For some reason I thought we had some sort of reason to believe it was just female from a while ago.

Salazzle
>Toxic Lizard
>Filled with pheromones, its poisonous gas can be diluted to use in the production of luscious perfumes.
>For some reason, only females have been found. It creates a reverse harem of male Salandit that it lives with.

>actually using the word harem in pokemon

keeping her thread alive

>>29753634
>harem
kek
even though I wanted the possibility of having it male, the design is too good to pass up. def. having one on my team.

her feet and hands!

>>29753292
I certainly would save the "princess Lizard"

>>29754591
tfw no dragoness to carry

>>29753634

I'm tempted to do a Salazzle + 5 Salandit team.

this means males dont evolve, you need to capture lots and lots of males just to be lucky to find a female pre evo... I just want to know the fastest way to have her in the game story

>>29755215
Yeah, basically Combee.

Better have that male Pokemon with Cute Charm

a male salandit evolves into a female?

>>29755279
It doesn't evolve at all

>>29755279
>Already forgetting Combee

I guess Game Freak wanted to make people remember they did sex-based evolutions before

It's literally my mom.

It's like they took my mom and put her in a game.

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>>29747835

>>29755336
Your mother is a toxic mind controlling fire lizard?

>>29755336
Post a pic of your mom please she sounds hot

>Sylvadi is a glorified glalie

REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>29753274
>implying I joined in the obnoxious shitposting
>implying I didn't see this coming a mile away anyway

>>29755408
Now just edit that onto a reaction image of this Lizard and we're golden

>>29747835
Soft reset for hour for female poppmaid here. I am getting tired. But quitting now would render the time passed mreaningless.

>>29753292
someone needs to edit this

>>29749375
>anything female used attract

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>>29756010
>whitney flashbacks

>>29753634
>It creates a reverse harem of male Salandit that it lives with
Femdom.png

>>29751585
Like being 4x weak to a type that only spams one move at 100BP matters to a glass cannon. Anything that runs EQ would have OHKOed it even at 2x. So what if it dies two or three times over?

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>MM
>12.5% chance of it being female

First it was Primarina and now this too.

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>LiftsHerTail used Attract!

>>29756386
its combee all over again

>>29747835
>scalie waifumon cunts are gonna constantly shitpost about salandit's evo even harder now
>it will literally be impossible to talk about this pokemon without waifu bullshit being brought up
>everyday that passes you realize 4chan should have never been created and that you are wasting your life on a website full if idiotic perverted childish idiots
I want /vp/ to burn to the ground and have the ashes scattered.

>>29756708
Why don't you just go to Reddit or something you whiny cunt? Nobody's forcing you to stay here.

>>29756708
You could always just leave?

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>>29747835
oh yes baby

>>29756708
You can just go somewhere else autismo

>>29747835
Shadynasty plot + sludgebomb/wave + flamethrower/fire blast + dragon pulse/HP ice sounds pretty nice.

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>>29756708
Cry more faggot

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>>29756708

>>29747835

I'm a little disappointed, I mean it's a sexy waifumon but it would still look cool raping things with its dick.

>>29755336
I will fuck your lizard mom

>>29756823
>>29756827
>>29756890
>>29756981
>>29757020
You people are so easy to bait. Thanks again /vp/!

>>29749375
Do you also microwave your diaper

>>29757106
>merely pretending

>>29757050
who's to say she doesn't have a dick? I can't tell what she's got stuffed up her scaly cloaca, but it's worth finding out.

so, this means our only chance to have her is spend a lot of time triying to have a 10 percent of luck to find a female one... hours and hours on the same grass zone... r-right?

>>29756010
Only faggots use female pokemon.

>>29755336
>Tfw your mom doesn't have thicc scalie thighs
why live

>>29748322
Maybe they plant seeds. Egg-Groups are also a possibility. If you meant the Lizard, Egg-Groups and Salandit.

>>29757232
Nobody but 12 year olds even cares, my fine totally-above-age friend.

>>29757232
You sound very insecure

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I need a nicknames lads.

>>29757482
liftshertail

>>29757563
I was thinking of making look like a name like "Lifshr Tayl" or something like that

>>29757482
Bayonetta. Jeanne if shiny.

>>29757232
I want to fuck Pokemon, so of course I use females

Which is why I'm happy Tsareena in particular is a 100% pure waifumon like Lilligant

>>29757636
The odds of getting a shiny female are very slim though. I feel for the poor bastard that gets a shiny male.

>>29757482
I may call her Slan from Berserk.

>never been into a Pokemon before
>thinking about this femdom lizard with a literal harem of Salandit
>my dick is screaming excitedly
Fucking Gamfreak, this is how it starts. Soon I'll be just like all the other Pokefuckers.

>>29757482
Slattern. It was a name of one of the kaiju from Pacific Rim, and also an old term for a whore

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>>29747835
OH LAWRDY, PRAISE THE SUN AND THE MOON

>and humans

>>29757831
I'm going to try to forget that I read this so I can feel like I came up with it myself.

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>all the oblivious drawfags who made male Salazzle art before the great leakening established there can't be any

Here's their dex entrees for anyone interested
>Salandit: Volcanoes or dry, craggy places are its home. It emanates a sweet-smelling poisonous gas that attracts bug Pokémon, then attacks them.
>Salazzle: Filled with pheromones, its poisonous gas can be diluted to use in the production of luscious perfumes.

>>29753634
>>actually using the word harem
I hope you realize that's actually just an ecological term and not actually some japanese weeb term

>>29758105
Btfo

>>29757831
God, that name is really great, but now that I know someone out there in the world is also gonna use it, it makes me not want to.
>That sounds pretty autistic, anon
>You know that's probably happened a lot before, right?
Yes, and yes.

>>29747835

Holy shit that GameStopped guy from the other day was legit.

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>>29758254
>luscious

>>29758872
I understand. I kinda feel like I shouldn't have shared it.
I recommend looking up a list of kaiju from various media, famous lizards, and antiquated terms for working girls.
Also of note: "The desert grassland whiptail lizard (Aspidoscelis uniparens) is an all-female species of reptiles."
They lay eggs that are effectively clones of themselves after performing faux-sexual rituals on each other. It mostly involves two lady lizards dry humping where one pretends to be the male on top. I believe they swap roles every season.

>>29758524
Yes but the term harem implies that she has sex with all of the males and has a voracious sexual appetite.

fags btfo

I wish Drampa could've been 100% male.

>>29757482
ImWithHer

>>29757232
Wouldn't that be the other way around though?

>>29757482
Pheromona

>>29757482
Moana Lizza
Wench
Cloaquean/Cloaqueen
Hooktail
Pusspuss
Stinky

>>29757698
Fucking perfect

>>29760376
>Cloaqueen
Stealing this

SEDUCE ME WITH YOUR PHEROMONES MOMMY

>>29758105
>implying no futa

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wew lads

>>29757715
Except you won't be nearly as autistic because this is blatant as hell and before you had to read into shit a certain way and even then it was arguable.

>>29760662

I swear the ESRB is gonna hit Pokemon with Mild Suggestive Themes if they keep up this fucking gloriousl lewd shit.

>>29747835
Wimpod2 looks so good. Give it Assault Vest, max attack and watch it destroy. anchor looks pretty cool too, with boosted Gyro Ball and Giga Drain. Real shame Drampa is so shit.

So GF, when are we getting a patriarchal Vespiquen/Salazzle that fucks its female prevos?

>>29760903
nidoking does the job cause his bitch can't give him an heir

This is the greatest generation yet, Salazzle is the greatest waifumon in a waifumon-pandering gen. Love the typing, cool new ability, nice stats and moves. Great shiny, hatching that is gonna be a pain. I'd love to find a way to get Belch+Nasty Plot working, maybe Sub with Salac Berry? Probably round out the set with Flamethrower.

I have a gas fetish and this thing makes me diamonds in ways I never thought possible. It's great that it appeals to other people's fetishes too.

>>29761318
Lost me at "gas fetish"

>>29760737
>Mild Suggestive Themes
thats dangerously close to High Impact Sexual Violence

>>29761457
It's all good bro, didn't expect you to share in that bit.

>>29753274
Every starter without exception has had the same gender ratio ever. If somebody really thought it would be any different with Popplio's line, they were just fooling themselves.

>>29762009
Meganium says hi.

>>29762164
Meganiym has the same gender ratio as every start idiot.

>>29762009
There were so many precedents being broken that it didn't seem beyond the realm of possibility.

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>>29747835
>Pyukumuku learns no punch moves
>Pyukumuku learns no attacking moves

WHAT

>>29762373
I had high hopes for this little sea bunny. Can't even use it ingame.

>>29762373
>that 5 speed

whoa

>salandit is 87.5% male
>it's evo is 100% female

So do male salandits just not evolve, or do they get genderbent?

>>29764690
They don't evolve you autist. Did you forget Combee?

>>29757715
This is how it started for me. There is no coming back. I'm sorry.

>>29764690
Fucking newfags I swear

Can male Salandit use eviolite?

What level does Salandit evolve?

>>29765253
Can male combee?

>>29748482
don't worry anon
there will be porn for us

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>>29747835
It had to be done.

Can I make an entire team of slutmons thats pvp viable yet?

>>29757674
It'll be just like trying to hatch a shiny female Combee except these will probably take longer to hatch.

>>29765253
Why bother with the eviolite nerf?
>20% boost

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>Ash will have a male Salandit

Salandit males go into the grinder!

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>lifts her tail up when she attacks

How can trainers even resist
I would just mount her right there and then

>>29766294
Not if I mount her first

>>29766294
Trainers are under her hypnotic pheromones as soon as they encounter her in the wild.

>>29757482
Sex Gex

>>29747835
>hurr durr, pokemon with x4 weakness are garbage. no way OU is possible for this pokemon

>Bisharp
>Charizard
>Dragonite
>Ferrothorn
>Garchomp
>Gliscor
>Heatran
>Landorus
>Magnezone
>Medicham
>Scizor
>Talonflame
>Tyranitar
>Weavile

god damn, shut up about the 4x weakness. if you know how to actually play well, you can avoid ground attacks. stop being a whiny bitch about people wanting to use it

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>>29747835
>87.5% male on Salandit
>only the females evolve
Fuck it, i'm just going to go Alolan-Marowak

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If I chop his dick off, will they evolve?

>>29757482
Firecrotch

>>29766961
No

>>29766961
It would be extremely painful

>>29765443
>Esmeralda

Found my nickname. Gonna name my trainer Frollo, too.

>>29757482
Pheramia.

>>29767172
*Pheramina. This is what happens when the blood ain't going to your head any more.

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>>29756509

>>29748322
>Tfw those snide little salandits have these full, buxom-bodied salamander women to have their way with in the wild

Isn't secual dimorphism just great?