Help me /vp/, it's using its pheromones on me and I

>>29727373
It's literally not using anything on you it's an animation it's not real. You're just sick.

>>29727373
>Zozzle

>>29727373
Just put your weiner into it and all your woes will be cured.

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>>29727373
>>29728053

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>>29728146

>>29729789
Kek, it's probably disgusting but can I get a sauce, this pic is fucking hilarious

>>29729637
FUCK OFF THIS MAKES ME HORNY

>>29729903
you wanna fuck the lizard, anon

just embrace it

embrace the pheromones

>>29729637
Fuck it, I need to jizz to this thing


Where can I find porn of it?

>>29730034
This. I also need to bust a nut. Gimme your best /vp/

>>29730034
>>29730088
we literally only just found out it's name. the porn is obviously not very abundant.

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>>29728111
Trips of truth. Get gassed, Pokefuckers.

>>29730121
Yeah but anon, I NEED it.

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>>29727373
It's just a game you meme

>>29730034
>>29730088
Type Salandit into e621. There's not much porn of Salazzle but porn is porn.

>>29730092
>that file size
didn't see that coming

>>29727373
what are you gay?

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>just because of its ability it is guaranteed OU
>at the very very very worst it is UU
FUCK THIS SHIT GAME

>>29730767
I'm just glad we have a way to toxic bulky steel types now.

How big is it?

this is crucial information.

>>29730934
Take that harvester brozong

>>29731729
Looked it up, sounds cool

Is there anywhere I can buy it or is it a Web comic?

>>29730648
Try salazzle instead

>>29730455
Oh god why am I hard. NOOOOOOOO

more ?

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>>29732086

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>>29732086

>>29732224
MOOOOOON RIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEEEEER

>>29730934
What's the point when you can just hit them with Fire Blast?

>>29732308
Heatran

>>29727373
>only evolves as female
>low female ratio
>has the best shiny in gen 7
Fucking combee 2.0 and his smug little shit face isnt gonna help

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>mfw Ash catches one and it becomes the new Bayleef
Hmm. Yes. Perfect.

>>29730455
>>29729637
m..more.

>>29730153

...with pheromones? Okay!

is it being a female only evolution actually legit or is it just a meme

>>29732447
It's not confirmed but it's heavily implied due to Salandit's pokedex entry and the fact that females are rarer according to the leaker. He didn't use a male tho so there is no telling if it's fact yet.

>>29732419
ohh lewwd
Perfect

>>29732365
>Heatran used Earth Power!
You'd have to be dumb to leave that thing out on Heatran.

>>29732517

He meant Heatran switches in and eats a Toxic.

Corrosion is basically only for Heatran and other Salazzle. Completely worthless otherwise

>>29732671
It also works on other poison types, right? Might have some use against m-venusaur

>>29732847

Yeah it does. Mega Venusaur is probably the only Poison-type other than Salazzle who would actually consider switching in. Tentacruel, I guess?

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>>29732086
Only the upright version, for you

>>29732155
>>29732224
>>29733977
OH FUCK IM GONNA CUM

>>29732035
This woked better. Thanks!

>>29733977
lewder!

I was hoping fanart was gonna speed up, but it seems to have slowed down.

>>29734044
Don't worrly, all gen 7 pokemon art production will rise dramatically when S/M come out next friday.

>>29734085
what a cute boy

>>29734085
any more of her butt

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>>29734085

>>29734115
>her

>>29734137
>correct

>>29727373
Pheromones doesent mean smell what will make you want to fuck it Remember there are diffrent types of pheromones not only ones for seduction).

Also pheromones are diffrent for diffrent species, so that means salandit2 pheromones can smell horrible for human nose, especially when it is poision type.


>"People" are atracted to pokemon literally looking like lizard with just bigger hips.

Reptilians on /vp/ comfirned

>>29736087
>so that means salandit2 pheromones can smell horrible for human nose
>Salandit females not only release toxic gases, they can also emit pheromones that attract males of all species, including Pokémon and humans.

Litterally says the pheremones work on male humans anon.

>>29736171
So that means this can just make humans to go to its location. But i thinke when humans see it they wont want to fuck it. Cus eyes must be happy to not only nose.