Sickfags get in here. Post a Pokémon that could in someway

Multiple personality disorder?

pre mature baldness?

Cancerous mole?

>>29689366
Hives

>>29689378
Obesity

>>29689378
Food poisoning?

>>29689366
acne

>>29689386
u a nignog

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Oh man, this is hard. This is the only thing I can think of that fits one of my disorders.

>>29689408
Hoarder?

>>29689386
Herpes?

>>29689408
Kleptomania?

>>29689366
I'm not really sick but I'm having a huge fucking problem, probably wouldn't be able to describe with a mon but I literally can't move my neck.

I don't know if I got in a weird position last night but every damn time I move my neck it feels like someone is stabbing it with a knife

Should I call someone for help?

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Hint: it's been transferred from RBY to Gen 7.

>>29689408
Cancer

>>29689472
Nope.

>>29689490
Hemroids?

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Doesn't say cause but does at least describe the most debilitating symptom.

>>29689406
Poisonous cum. You have an STD.

>>29689506
Yes, congrats

>>29689504
Your ears cause explosions?
>>29689499
Fissures?

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>>29689527
Bingo. And I have no guard.

>>29689490
Anal Prolapse.

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>>29689498
>I literally can't move my neck.
Can't turn your head, you say?

>>29689590
Nonexistence? That's rough, anon.
My girlfriend has that too.

>>29689567
Oh i know this one! The jew disease

>>29689626
Atrophy

Alternately, anxiety

>>29689634
Um, I was responding to a guy's description, giving him a mon.

But yeah "dragonsickness," as the dwarves call it, is a common malady in jews.

>>29689618
Underbuttered toast

>>29689504
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>29689540
>>29689744
I'm sure some people think that's an issue I have, but I was trying to go the autism route with that.

>>29689896
Why not the prevo then?

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>>29689626
Anxiety or a crippling phobia

>>29689920
Closet furfaggotry

>>29689984
Seizures?

>>29689984
Seizures/epilepsy?

>>29689408
Homosexuality

>>29689507
mods?

>>29689406
depression

>>29689408
paranoia/anxiety

>>29689999
I thought it might be mistaken for anxiety or something with how it looks, and the autism sorta thing works with the whole line (as far as I know, at least).
Nice quads.

>>29690004
I should have probably taken that into account before picking a mon. You're close though.

Oh, and Product of a massive orgy

>>29689530
Kek

>>29690064
I mean, you aren't wrong, but that isn't what I was going for.
Currently got a bad stomach bug. Muk = vomit

>>29690021
>>29690035
Close, though I have had a seizure before. Degenerative neurological shit from MS, basically. I see flashes and have tremors.

>>29689498
i get that sometimes. you're basically fucked. keep it warm, stay home and keep it still. DO NOT try to work through it. it will not get better and you'll want to die for 2 weeks. if it doesn't get better in 3 days, despite it, you might want to ask a doc, but you prob just tweaked something.

>>29690116
I feel like if he can tell an underage by their mouth we should be calling the police.

>>29690131
Shit, my best friend has MS. It's a real fuckfest and the medicine doesn't make things easier.

>>29689366
your illness means nobody knows what your feet look like?

>>29689896
Prevo would have been better fit.

>>29689984
Z is all jumbled up, and you included flashing colors...
Synesthesia?

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>>29690160
KEK

>>29690109
Why not pyuku or swalot for vomiting then?

This one isn't hard.

>>29690221
Multiple Personality Disorder

>>29690187
Fair enough. Not great facial judgement is one of those things that goes hand-in-hand.

>>29690221
Disassociative Identity Disorder?

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>>29690222
Forgot pic

>>29690177
No one guessed it right so I'll just tell you.

Hemroids

>>29690222
...healthy?

>>29690224
>>29690230
nope

>>29690255
something to do with your heart

>>29690232
Autism

>>29690221
Schizophrenia? You like to wear people's skin?

>>29690255
If you stop moving you die? Are you on a bus?

>>29689920
Narcissism, because you're Proud of Your Power

>>29689920
You see auras?

>>29690275
No, i'm a shark. I'll suffocate.

>>29690310
i fucking knew it!

>>29690273
think why the pokemon wears the costume

>>29690342
He's depressed that no one likes him for who he is?

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>>29690342
If people see it what's under the costume they get cursed because of how ugly it is?

>>29690365
>>29690377
almost there
whats the other reason

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This should be pretty easy.

>>29690525
Narcolepsy?

>>29690525
Narcolepsy?

>>29690408
It's trying to become popular by convincin other people it's pikachu?

Did you kidnap somebody then try to replace them?!

>>29689452
Ocd neat freak?

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>>29690160
K E K
E
K

>>29689504
autism?

>>29690525
Mono?

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>>29690595
come on anons you can do it
let me give you a better hit

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I'm in great pain. ;_;

>>29690678
Manlet?

>>29690678
Lyme disease?

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help me

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Hint: it starts with a B

>>29690672
Injured spine?

>>29690737
basic bitch

>>29690672
>>29690737
borderline?

>>29690759
How rude

>>29690678
I had Lyme's disease when I was just a kid, is it that?

>>29689490
Acid reflux?

>>29690569
>>29690575
Correct

>>29690695
>>29690786
Yeah, mine was caught too late.

>>29689521
narcolepsy?

>>29690004
sex addiction?

>>29690043
jaw tumours?

>>29690234
BPD? MPD?

>>29690665
elitism?

>>29690750
>>29690761
god damn it what is happening to the thing in the pic
whats the background

>>29690921
Weak bladder/UTI? Diaper fetishism?

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easy mode

>>29690672
Migraine

>>29690910
>jaw tumours?
not even close. it's psychological.

>>29690979
Cold

>>29689498
holy fuck I thought I was the only one

I've had to deal with that before, basically a weeklong personal hell. After that though I've never had any trouble.

>>29690888
Man, hope you get better. Lyme's sucks.

>>29689366
You have a third copy of the 21st chromosome?

>>29690921
Necrophilia.

>>29690910
>elitism?
kek
i just have a cough

>>29690598
OCD, correct. Mine doesn't manifest in cleanliness, but I got diagnosed when I was a kid because I was washing my hands so much they became raw.

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Hard Mode

>>29692693
Obesity

>>29690672
You snap in half after the first hit?

>>29690910
Does involve sleep. Not narcolepsy.

>>29692693
Spice Addiction?

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Hint: Having it means winter really fucking sucks.

>>29694348
Anal fissures

>>29690672
Photophobia? Or whatever it's called?

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>>29690160
Topu Keko

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Somewhat related.

>>29694348
Hypothyroidism?

>>29694886
Autism

>>29689366
Piles

>>29694886
Autism.

>>29694955
>>29694992
Nope, autism is a meme sickness btw, my sickness get worst with temperature changes.

>>29692693
Skin cancer

>>29695242
MS?

>>29695318
Fortunately no.
sickness is related to it's trainer.

>>29695396
Waifufaggotry?

Piles

>>29690043
Aquaphobia?

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>>29690160

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Might be kind of hard

>>29690737
You're a nigger?

>>29696253
You have a boner that has lasted over 4 hours?

>>29696253
erectile dysfunction

>>29696253
Priapism?

>>29696442
>>29696496
>>29696532
Nope, thank jesus

>>29689408
Procrastination?

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Sorry for being too easy

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>>29689366

>>29690706
dead inside

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Not really sick, but still under the weather.
Took meds, so things should be getting better soon.

>>29690942
You can't go out in the sun?

>>29689366
Constipation?