Post times you acted like the joker I'll start >didn't

>Opponent has 5% HP left
>Use Explosion

GAMES GONNA FREAK

>Put Mewtwo on wondertade

NO ONE CAN TAME THIS ANIMAL

>>29647812
I never use Flash! #THUG

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>Opponent has one Pokemon left
>I mega evolve

SILLY WILLY

>"Would you like to give this pokemon a nickname?"
>"No"
>I actually did want to nickname it.

DANGEROUSLY DARK

I didn't save before the elite 4

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>One team member fainted
>Pokemon center is a minute away
>Use sacred ash
DERANGED

>Yancy calls and wants to meet up to return her phone
>Say yes but never show
>mfw she's still there

ABSOLUTE BONKERS

>arrange a battle with no legendaries
>bring Articuno

HONKA HONKA

>DS battery has been red for twenty minutes
>don't put it on charge

IM A SUCKER FOR PAIN

>Steven tells me he's never seen a bond as amazing as the one I have with Latias
>box her immediately after catching

THROW AWAY THE KEY

> Kept Calem in the default outfit for the entire game

I'M READY LUCIFER

>Turn off EXP. Share

SOMEBODY STOP ME

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>Named rival Gery

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>can't think of good greentext
>reply anyways

HOO HOO HEE HEE HAH HAH

>>29647812
>"Do you want to help us complete the Pokédex?"
>No
POLICE IS ON THE WAY

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>release my starter
>use wurmple instead

SOMEBODY PUT ME DOWN

>have Lando-T out against opponent's Heatran
>U-Turn instead of Earthquake as they switch into Rotom-W
AM I HUMAN

>>29648114
> "You truly love Pokémon, do you?"
> No
FORGIVE ME PADRE

>>29647812
I actually didn't the last time I played Blue. Backtracking to get it when I was already at the Rock Tunnel was too much.

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>used master ball on Yveltal

MOM'S GONNA FREAK.

>Kill 508 mons on the first route to EV train starter

BEYOND REDEMPTION

>Find a shiny Whismur in a horde
>Use earthquake anyway
WELCOME TO MY TWISTED MIND

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>one party member gets knocked out
>use sacred ash

OH SWEET JESUS

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>catch shiny with Master Ball
>release it

BREAKIN THE LAW

>gave Eevee the fire stone

OFF THE RAILS!

>wild battle in the current area
>press run

VERY SCARY

>Lucario wants to join my team
>Reject and leave him stranded forever at the Tower of Mastery

SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE

>Pokemon lost 90 HP
>Have hyper potion
>Use two super potions instead
NO BRAKES ON THIS CRAZY TRAIN

>>29648524
I actually did that. He has been stuck on that tower for 1 year

>>29647812
In yellow rock tunnel could be perfectly navigated without flash, you could see the outlines of the walls. After 2 playthroughs I never used it anymore

>life orb shedinja

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>>29647940
Brother!

>>29648103
Underrated

>Would you like to leave a tip for the battle chateau
>No

I'M A BAD MAN

>City guard is thirsty
>Don't give him a drink

I'M A MADMAN, LIVING IN AN ANIMAL HOUSE

>Wild Abra appears
>Run before it teleports

TURN THE TABLES

>Track down Fisherman
>Use full team of magikarp

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

>encounter cover legendary
>kill it for exp

JUST TRY TO STOP ME

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>>29648027
But calem is cute!

>Wonder trade my shiny
IT'S NOT A PHASE

>>29647812
>saving please do not turn off the console
>turn it off

>Got Treecko as my starter back in emerald
>Teached him Flash,Cut,Strength,and Rock Smash as a Sceptile
>mfw this is not bullshit

JUST TAKE AWAY MY SOUL

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>>29647812
>Battle with no Uber
>No problem Mate :)
>Latios Hold SOUL JEW
>Sp. Atk 537

HE WILL NEVER KNOW

>x/y
>grinded 2500 eggs for shiny vulpix
>boxed it shortly after because I decided the original was better.
>crazy

>are you sure you want Diglett to forget Dig?
>Yes

FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS
THEY HAVE JUST BEGUN

>ORAS
>rival teaches you to sneak up on pokémon
>wants me to keep on sneaking
>walks away

"WE HAVE EYES ON TARGET, SIR"

>>29649101
>Just call it 'Lett'

>game forces me to lead with legendary in the final battle
>switch it out immediately

SOMEBODY STOP ME

>Opponent on under 10% HP
>Use solar beam
D A M A G E D

>Start a new game on X/Y
>Had a shiny greninja on old save

CANT FIX THIS

>>29647812
I didn't even realize flash was a thing in the 1st gen. I wasn't a great reader, so I just forced my way through Mt Moon. Same with repels. It was not an enjoyable experience from what I remember.

>Bulbapedo tells me not to stand at this one tile in the Pokemon Mansion in Red since I'll get stuck
>Do it anyways
>No Dig or Escape Rope
>Save
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>29647812
>Encounter a shiny
>Use sheer cold
LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

>Celio asks for my help to fix his machine
>Leave and do something else
A B S O L U T E M A D M A N

>>29651597
>20 years later, and Bill's still trapped as a Pokemon

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

>Glacia rematch
>Use Mega Sceptile with Focus Blast for amusement and manage to win

COMPLETE RENEGADE

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>name Yveltal "Red Lugia"
>go on GTS
>other person wants a Yveltal
>requests no nicknames
>trade anyway

B E Y O N D
R E P A I R

>>29648790
I kekked

>I know that Mew is not under the truck
>I check anyway
'CAUSE I AM WHATEVER YOU SAY I AM!

>Let Lucario join my team in Y
>Immediately box him after exiting the tower
SICK AND TWISTED

>Gotta catch 'em all!
>Don't throw a single Poke Ball ever
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

>encounter shiny Poochyena
>Run away
AIN'T NO MERCY

you people are monsters

>can't decide who to use in SM
>choose Garbodor

LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

>find shiny legendary
>don't use a master ball
>try to get it in a ball that matches
>also don't add a song lyric at the end of my post for added mayhem

>using a stall team
>in single player
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>don't wait while saving during crystal
>get 3 glitched raikous that have a feraligatr sprite

SAMPLER FI

>want the sun steelbook
>still havnt pre ordered

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>sell all my items
>buy the exact same items straight after

AIN'T NO REST FOR THE WICKED

>>29647812
What's repel I love zubats

>play Black 1
>trade over non gen 5 pokemon ported from Platinum to White 2
>play with those

EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

>are you sure you want to join team rocket?
>Yes

IT STARTS WITH ONE

> Play Black2
> Do a solo starter run
> release the starter just before the League in exchange for a Lv.3 Pidove

WHO YA GONNA CALL?

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Is Leto Joker really this lolsorandumb/annoying in the movie?