It's 2013 and you just came back from your local video game

>>29624101
Yikes, these kids are annoying. Hope they don't stick around the whole game.
Why do I look like Arin Hanson?

>>29624101
>Why is Fennekin's head so large even for Pokemon standards?

>>29624101
Man every battle will look this good in the background how great!

3D models for everyone!

Holy shit, a main Pokemon game in 3D! These models look amazing! I can't wait to see how my favorites look in 3D.

Wait, this is only ONE regional dex, out of 3? This game must be fucking huge! I hope the postgame is big.

Why does Route 1 exist?
Why does my starter start with a STAB move?

"I sure wish Megas weren't a thing."

whats this game called again?

>>29624114
>Tsk....
Damn anon sheath that fedora, you know there could be children out here

>>29624101
>wow, i can't wait to try out all these new pokemon in the battle frontier!

>>29624101
Where's the starter I'm strong against?

Oh well I'll battle them soon enough along with my 3 other rivals!

>>29624101
These models look like shit!

holy shit I can't wait for december for the release of Pokemon Bank!!!

>>29624173
Nintendo hack checks will surely be unbreakable now that they'll have an actual service on their own servers.

Finally there will be no more Pokegen!

With the knowledge I have now, I sure hope to fuck my game doesn't break again this time

My whole life playing games, Pokemon Y is the only fucking game I've ever owned to ever stop working entirely

>>29624101
it's AMAZING I'll tell you all about it brb smoke break

>>29624101
>Oh these starters are kind of cute.
>So many damn rivals
>A wild pidgey appeared...*internal screams of extreme joy and nostalgia.
>Enter a forest that looks like Viridian Forest.
>Actually audible screams of joy and nostagia.
>Playing with all my college buddies
>"Oh my God it's just like grade school all over again."
>We all get to the Kanto Starters
>AHHH! Charmander, YES!

I ended up with both the fire starters, an HM slave, and some shit-mon. It was a legitimately amazing time because of all the Kanto-Pandering added in by getting to play it with like-minded people.

Kind of died off later, but man, it was honestly a good ride. Nostalgia pandering with a good mix of new content is a powerful drug. Shared nostalgia with IRL game discussion is Goddamn euphoric.

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>>29624114

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>>29624298
>tfw no friends to play and discuss Pokemon with

At least I have online play.

>>29624101
"Give me a female Fennekin already dammit."
"Shauna is super cute holy shit."

>Wow, look at all of these characters! This must have a cool and interesting plot!

>>29624280
kek

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>>29624101
Damn Team Flare chic af

>>29624101
>Chespin is so cute. I bet its evolutions are cool
>The rival is kind of a fag
>I hope these other kids leave me alone after the tutorial
>The tutorial is going to be over soon, right?

>>29624101
>Is this seriously route 1?
>Whatever, I'll give the game a chance.
Biggest mistake.

>>29624101
i was very excited, i was expecting more in story, more about the legends, i don't know, maybe something nordic, but it wasn't like that, but ok, i liked the game, i think my expectations were too high. my favorite region but it could have been better in story. amie, trainer pr video, wonder trade, super training and costumization were the best thing ever in pokemon, so, it worth it. i like tierno, shauna and trevor too (i think calem/serena were kinda nothing special but there are other 3)

>>29624642
The breeding changes by themselves made it an amazing addition to the series. Seriously made online battling a lot more accessible and fun.

Not to mention the glorious dawn of balltism.

>>29624101
>Whoa, I get a Chespin that has Vine whip already?
>I get to battle the starter weak against mine?
>I get a Speed Boost Torchic almost immediately?
>I get the Exp Share after the first game?
>I get Exp spread across every Pokemon with the Exp share?
>I get a free Kanto starter INCLUDING a Mega Stone?
>...
>...
>...Wait, the game's already over?

>>29624101
My team is so full of bros already? I just got to Coastal Kalos, shit!

>I actually liked it but I'm gonna hate it on the internet so I won't look like a contrarian

>>29624101
>Woah, these models look great!
Oh how naive i was

I thought the pacing up to the second gym would be indicative of how the entire game would go and was really excited

>>29625178
In what world do the models looks bad? The problem is the models are literally too good for the 3DS, so it tanks like the titanic when more than two Pokemon are on the same field.

>>29624101
These 3D graphics are amazing! I hate how the roller skates are permanently set to the circle pad though. Also, anybody think that Braixen is kind of qt?
>5 hours later
This music is kind of boring. Now that I think about it, the game itself is starting to get boring. Everything is so bland now that i'm used to the 3d sprites...

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>>29625275
The proportions on some of them are off, and a lot of the poses/animations are really generic and uninspired.

But that's all artistic, quality-wise I know the models are high poly as fuck.

I hope I don't hit anything playing this game as I'm driving home at midnight.

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>>29624101
"Oh dear..."

>>29625316
>quality-wise I know the models are high poly as fuck.
And we only had to sacrifice 3D and general performance.

>>29625316
i had some of the xy models in 3ds max and in comparison to other models they didnt seem to be very high poly? i could be wrong but i think in general the 3ds is just lackluster

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>>29625374
>3D
I don't care

>performance
W-well, this bothers me a bit but at least it's not an action game or anything, I can live with framerate drops

>taking out triple/rotation battles because they can't handle all the models anymore
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>29624298
Please off yourself you genwunner faggot.

>>29624101
It's taking forever to get a female Fennekin and I'm already fucking sick of seeing this god damn intro so many times
Fucking hell, but hey, 3D and shit that's cool

>>29624101


This game is hot garbage and proof Pokémon is going down the shitter, now I haven't bought it myself or played it but I read the new mandatory exp share makes you lvl 100 in 15 minutes of playing the game wish it had an off function and there's only 2 new Pokémon

>>29625437
>muh genwun strawman
Grow the fuck up retard

>>29625737
>the new mandatory exp share
>mandatory exp share
>mandatory
Oh, so you're actually retarded, thanks for letting me know
Just fyi, cunt, it's in no way EVER mandatory, there's a thing called SWITCHING IT OFF.

>>29624101
Has it really been that long? I really enjoyed the game and it's bottom screen social hub.

>Tfw you'll never experience this comfyness ever again for the first time
https://youtu.be/aWK7L-XzRcY
Fuck, dude.

>>29625761
I really don't know if you didn't get the joke, or are following perfectly.

>>29624101
There is no way anyone could come up with worse starters. I guess I'll pick the grass one, all others look retarded, I'm sure it will look good up to the third stage.

>>29625783
I actually thought you were being serious and let myself get carried away, didn't even finish reading your post
Oops

>>29625793
Wow, someone who started with gen 6 and doesn't remember the gen 2 or 5 starters. Well kiddo, you picked the starter with the best final form!

>>29625814
>Talking shit about my Gen 2 bros
Bitch, I'll fucking fight you in real life for talking mad shit
Chikorita is the only one that's objectively shit, so you're 1/3 right

>>29624101
XY hype sucked, I got it on release day but played it slowly. I played plat/HGSS/BW/BW2 in a couple of days, XY was boring.

I'm super hyped for Sun/Moon.

>>29625814
>gen 2
>bad
Imma cut you

Gen 5 only has the water type looking like shit desu

>>29625437
>Someone is having fun
>I should hate them because I can't feel any positive emotion anymore
go to bed anon

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>>29624101
Why are there so few Pokemon this time?

Why is the framerate so shit?

Why is the frog the only good starter since Gen 4?

>>29625814
>hating on best gen 2
Cyndaquil was my bro

>>29625839
I was so hyped that I beat it in less than 2 days, could have been less but I spent too much time wth amie/super training.

>Wow, this is boring. Guess I'll go back to playing White 2.

better question: Least favorite gen and why?

Mine is _V because I hated the looks of the starters and levelling became so god damned painful not to mention the retarded story.
the only time I had fun with White was when I hacked in a ticket to Victini's island, that little dude is adorable.

>>29625743
>>29626049
>hurr durr my ebin kanto starters are inXD #nostalgia
Kill yourselves, not even that guy but you fags kill Pokémon because of your incessant need to have muh favorites piled on in each gen.

@29626393
Ok
Cool memes, bro

>>29626393
Fat

>>29626393
Holy fuck you sound like a pathetic, bitter person.

>>29624720
This and "there's no more new Pokemon?"

>2013 was 10 years ago

>>29624101
>I can't wait to find a bunch of cute outfits to dress up in.

>What's a Binacle?
>Its shit.
>Does it evolve?
>Well, yes. Still shit.
>Barbaracle... Awesome.

Shell smash shenanigans ensued.

>>29626535
tfw I'm now 28

>HOLY SHIT EVERYTHING IS 3D
>CUSTOMIZATION
>THE FUCKING STARTERS THO

>>29624101
The grass starter looks like the best. I think this time I'll go with it.
>an hour later
WTF is this piece of shit? It just get worse. Let's delete the save and start again choosing another.
Let's go with fire like always.
>Furry bait bipedal evolution
Fuck this gay earth, let's restart again
>Stupid frog
Ok, I'll just get the fucking pidgey on route 2 and box the fucking starters.

"I've been playing for ages and I don't even have my second badge yet. This game must be really long!"

>>29624101
More or less seamless worldwide online was mind blowing.

>>29624280
Well played. Wasn't that the one where Hawlucha was revealed?

>>29625424
>>taking out triple/rotation battles because they can't handle all the models anymore
what?

>>29624101
This game is looking great! I hope it doesn't turn into boring shit in the end.......

>>29627365
This

>>29624101
Oh wow, so much generation 1 nostalgia in this game.... but no, seriously. When does this game cool down on the genwun pandering? Next thing you know, I'll probably be given a free kanto starter and Lucario at some point.

>>29624101
HOLY SHIT EVERYTHING LOOKS SO GOOD

>>29627507
Those are forever gone. SuMo was confirmed not to have them. Sad, I would always play Rotation.

>>29624101
I wonder how tight Serena is.

>>29625316
>Pokemon
>high poly models
top kek anon, and I'm the queen of England.

>>29627613
The games had too much genwun bs no doubt, but what does Lucario have to do with gen 1?

>>29627365
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>>29627411
These

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>>29624101
>i wish my parents didn't get divorced

>>29628423
Lucario gets lumped in with gen 1 starters as one of the normie Pokémon people love to hate so they can feel special.

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>>29626073
>Why is the frog the only good starter since Gen 4?
DELET THIS

>>29624101
Looks gorgeous
Great Music
Pokemon is finally in full 3D wow
Sycamore looks like a total paedophile
Shauna looks like a fashion disaster
Chespin is adorable
I'll pick Froakie, it looks the coolest
Fuck no, you are not calling me "Big A"
Are they seriously calling this Route 1?

>>29624101
>ehehe, she said "big d"

>>29624101
>How the fuck do I evolve Inkay? HOW THE FUCK DO I EVOLVE SLIGGOO? SEND HELP
I sure hope Sun and Moon doesn't come with bullshit evolution methods again

>>29624101
>yes, finally pokèmon is in 3D!
>that tongue thing was total genius, too bad how Fennekin ended up though
(gen 7 again baited me with the fire starter)
>can't wait to battle my friends at university

>>29624243
>>Finally there will be no more Pokegen!
>implying that would be a good thing

>>29624101
I GOT A SHINY SCATTERBUG, HYPE IS REAL

When will this handholding end?