You're at Hau'oli City Hall and this guy slaps your

>>29616568
I summon Fug and he'll take it from there.

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>>29616568
Look at him in disgust (pic related) because my mother is 50+ and not particularly attractive and I'm not a fucking degenerate like he is.

>>29616600
is he supposed to be transgender? jfc

>>29616568
I'll go get him a beer, cause he is clearly my dad now.

>>29616568
Why do video game characters love to do this? I've never seen anyone do that unless stretching

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Move out of Haole city.

"Alola cousin"

>>29616628
So that's why he always called you Son

>>29616568
slap his ass back

I pick the starter that's stronger than his.

>>29616568
Call him gay for touching my hands.

Faggot.

>>29616669
No anon, Hau'oli as in happy.
Still a fun coincidence and all

>>29616568
Slap his ass back to assert dominance

>>29616568
Threesome with both of them

>>29616568
my mom is a naturally blonde 40yr old woman with bright blue eyes.

I can't blame a generic hawaiian fuckboy for wanting dat ass.

>i'd cringe the fuck out and walk away with my green hooter

>>29616568
I let him slap my ass too

>>29617437
i'd slap his ass and grab for his hand.

>>29616568
Beat him in a Pokémon battle effortlessly because I am the player character

have him pick the starter with a type advantage over me

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Grab popcorn and watch my mom rip him a new one