You're at Hau'oli City Hall and this guy slaps your mom's ass, then puts his arms behind his head and makes this face.
What do you do?
>>29616568
I summonFugand he'll take it from there.
>>29616568
Look at him in disgust (pic related) because my mother is 50+ and not particularly attractive and I'm not a fucking degenerate like he is.
>>29616600
is he supposed to be transgender? jfc
>>29616568
I'll go get him a beer, cause he is clearly my dad now.
>>29616568
Why do video game characters love to do this? I've never seen anyone do that unless stretching
Move out of Haole city.
"Alola cousin"
>>29616628
So that's why he always called you Son
>>29616568
slap his ass back
I pick the starter that's stronger than his.
>>29616568
Call him gay for touching my hands.
Faggot.
>>29616669
No anon, Hau'oli as in happy.Still a fun coincidence and all
>>29616568
Slap his ass back to assert dominance
>>29616568
Threesome with both of them
>>29616568
my mom is a naturally blonde 40yr old woman with bright blue eyes.
I can't blame a generic hawaiian fuckboy for wanting dat ass.
>i'd cringe the fuck out and walk away with my green hooter
>>29616568
I let him slap my ass too
>>29617437
i'd slap his ass and grab for his hand.
>>29616568
Beat him in a Pokémon battle effortlessly because I am the player character
have him pick the starter with a type advantage over me
Grab popcorn and watch my mom rip him a new one