Why are people hating on based anchor bro? Quote from Polyshit

because it's aegislash 2.0 except they forgot to make it look good this time

Its a steering wheel, compass, propeller and anchor all glued together. And it's not even subtle about it.

I'm not hating on it though, just stating what it is.

Because they're cunts.

>>29606694
I love its seaweed wicked grin. I also think it'll be Ghost/Water instead of Water/Steel or Ghost/Steel, and I like its typing if so.

it has no face or distinct features that would make it look alive. i'm withholding judgement til i see it moving in game to see if that changes.

>>29606694
Polygon spoiled a huge part of the story with talking about Cosmog and breaking their NDA, they have no room to talk at all.

That aside I like the look of it, it's intriguing and I will probably use it in Moon depending on the typing and if a few other Pokemon I have in mind have typings I like better.

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>In fact, there’s reason to believe that the Ultra Beast to the very right is Beauty. Described by The Pokemon Company as a creature with “narrow, graceful legs [that] allow it to accelerate with such explosive speed that people claim it can dodge lightning,” the black and blue versions of the Beast seem to perfectly match that description.
Please tell me this is bait

>>29606694
I was considering making a Pirate themed team for S/M considering we're in another "tropical" region, and anchorbro is an essential pick.

I'll like it enough for everyone

>>29606882
>praises all the waifushit while bashing almost everything else
Nothing to see here folks

"Arguably the best leak to come out of the data mining is the different variations of Pikachu that can be found in the game."

Holy fuck this has to be satire right? RIGHT??

Does this thing even have a face?

>>29607036
Genwunners

>>29607036
WHAT. THE. FUCK.

>>29606694
>polygon talking shit about based Garbodor line and now shitting on anchor bro

Polygon was confirmed shit way back when they started pandering to SJWs but they somehow dug a deeper hole.

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Don't forget about this article

>>29606694
>Why are people hating on based anchor bro?
Apart from polycancer, I actually rarely ever hear anyone say anything bad about anchormon.

Although to be completely honest, I don't hear many people talk about anchor at all. I take that as a good sign though, considering how derided object mons are usually.

>>29609188
I am a proud SJW and that site is shit.

>>29609210
Hey, I dumped a girl for planning a vacation to Hawaii with her so-called platonic male friend.

Hawaiian vacations are, without exception, romantic 100% of the time.

But Red and Blue are just friends, and to think anything else is just stupid.

>>29609260
Are you also proud of your lack of contribution to society?

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>>29609260
>I am a proud SJW

>>29609260
Are you, by chance, a cuck?

>>29609287
>Hawaiian vacations are, without exception, romantic 100% of the time.
>But Red and Blue are just friends, and to think anything else is just stupid.
Pick one.

>>29609490
I worded it badly. English isn't my first language.
I meant that it's stupid to have Red and Blue be there on vacation, since it invites unnecessary shipping bullshit.

>>29606694

>Pearl Harbour

>>29609287
>>29609490
But it's not a fucking vacation, they both went there for work.

>>29606694
There are far worse things from Alola to hate over the anchor.

Zygarde's new formes
Toucan
Magearna
every single Ultra Beast
Pikachu with a hat x7
P-Oricorio
Midnight Lycanroc
Type: Null
Silvally
Mimikyu
Cosmog
Cosmog2
The Tapus
Ash Greninja

Fuck, if you're going to hate something based on design, hate something that is actually garbage.

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>>29606694
Shitters, this guy and mimikyu are my favorite pokemon this gen.

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>>29606694
>referencing polygon at all

29610833
>Wanting (You)s this bad

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>>29610833
>mimikyu
>type: null
>silvalley
Shit taste, all great additions.

>>29609210
>Allegra Frank

Fuck that cunt.

>>29610891
>lazy design ghost
>edgelord bait chimera

Liking either of those immediately disqualifies you from being taken seriously ever.

Here's your (you), shit taste having fag.

>29610887
(me)

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>>29610833
>Magearna
>every single Ultra Beast
>Pikachu with a hat x7
>P-Oricorio
>Type: Null
>Silvally
>Mimikyu
>Cosmog
>The Tapus

>Bad

DEFINITIVE SHITTASTE

>>29609307
social justice warriors fight for justice for society

how is that not the biggest contribution to society

>>29610951
>says the faggot who likes ANY of those

Stop fishing for (you)s

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>>29610975
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SOMEONE IS LIKING THE DESIGNS I DON'T LIKE, BETER SAY HE WANTS (YOU)'S

calm down, dude

>>29611030
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH SOMEONE DISLIKES THE DESIGNS I LIKE, I BETTER POST A SHITTY REACTION IMAGE.

Grow up, underage fag.

>>29610922
>edgelord bait chimera
Nice buzzwords, dumbass.

29610922(You)

>>29611048
>buzzwords
nice meme, faggot.

29611071
(they)

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>>29611047
I'm your neighbor, and I'm outside of your house with a Baseball bat, If you accept that people have tastes, nonbody will be injured

Also, i'm 22

>>29610875
How is that chart supposed to work?

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>>29611104
>Also, i'm 22
Something a 14 year old would say

>I'm outside of your house with a Baseball bat
Something a complete faggot would say

>I'm your neighbor
Something a complete moron would say

Door's open, kiddo. Come on in and see what happens.

>>29609260
You're one of those people who don't realize that you can dislike the KKK and not be an SJW?

You cant be an SJW and say Polygon is shit

>>29611158
exactly

they post gibberish charts

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>>29611159
>Something a 14 year old would say
Something a 10 year old, who isn't Begin watched by his Dad would say

I hope you die alone, And without a Knowedge of the real Happiness

>>29610959
Cause whining on the Internet doesn't fucking count you gigantic faggot

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>>29611247
The way you type with the random capitalization is a clear indicator that you are both autistic and underage.

>I hope you die alone, And without a Knowedge of the real Happiness
The fact that you are this triggered brings me great joy. You, on the other hand, are a faggot.

I loved Polygon for making GooberGators and /pol/ mad but hating on object-mon makes me mad too.

Fuck everyone, I guess.

>>29611272
KYS, just, just KYS, just do a favor for Me and all the good tasted People, Kill.Your.Self

>>29606702
>Aegislash
>good
Is not as shit as its preevos I give you that. But not looking as bad as the worst designs of the franchise is not a good thing.

>>29606694
I will wait till I see the official artwork or the model moving, but so far it looks like it´s just a floating anchor whose design forces you interpret it as a face because you know it´s supposed to be a being, same issues as Honedge and Doublade, though it´s a tad better than that since it at least has an actual face distribution which sorta helps matters.
But, as I said, I´ll wait to see it in action or the artwork before actually hating it.

>>29611348
Ah yes, le smart cynic that likes to see le both sides get le pissed off. Everyone's an idiot except le me!

>>29610959
>social justice warriors fight for justice for society
Are you stupid? What you described are people who fight for justice in society.
SJWs aren´t that, it´s the main reason they´re hated.

>>29610733
This

Also, Blue's dialogue implies he and Red haven't seen each other. He says "STILL as silent as ever".

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>>29611425
No.

If you're so rectally ravaged, end your own life. No one will miss you.

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>>29611514
Upset?

>>29611525
If you're so rectally ravaged, end your own life. No one will miss you
My family and My friends, End of the conversation

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>>29609260
>proud
>sjw

>>29606694
it looks better than the starters.

polygon is a shitrag and you shouldn't be giving them revenue.

>>29610959
you seem to be confused about social justice. social justice is a separate thing from justice, justice is the balance between selfishness and selflessness based on what is fair and social justice is justice based on a objective standard.

your statement would be correct if you said that social justice warriors fight for social justice for society as their conception of justice isn't subjective, it's an absolute.

>>29606826
>He can't see the sharp toothed, one eyed pirate grin and beard

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>>29606826

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>>29611701
> Chaw-haw-haw

Someone liked the ORIGINAL Team Skull

>>29606694
I honest to god don't get the appeal of this thing. At least Trubbish was cute in a way, same for Garbodor.

Between its color scheme, model, and design it just looks so unpleasing.

>>29609287
>Hey, I dumped a girl for planning a vacation to Hawaii with her so-called platonic male friend.
Hold on, I gotta know. How did this go down? What were her reasonings on why she thought that would be okay and why she didn't just plan to go with you?

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>>29611529
No.

Look behind you.

>>29611575
>implying your family likes you
>implying your "friends" care about you

Keep replying, child. Your rage sustains me.

>>29611838
Well it's obvious
The seaweed is the pokemon

>Remember when Game Freak introduced Trubbish in Pokémon Black and White? We all laughed and said there was no way the company could make a worse Pokémon?

I bet this person's favorite Pokemon is Charizard, I wouldn't worry about their opinion if I were you.

>>29610922
>>lazy design ghost
That's not what lazy means.

>>29606694
Everyone Pokemon is loved by someone and hated by another, it's just a fact.

I can't wait to see what the anchor is and to see it in action myself. Really hoping for part water.

>>29612319
It is, literally, a sheet of one pokemon over another thing.

Don't be a fucking retard.

>>29612670
>flying spooky anchor
>not ghost/steel.

>>29612680
That's not lazy anon.
Lazy would be something like Ledyba.

>>29612760
That's fucking wrong and you know it, you drooling sperg.

>>29612785
Just a ladybug
Or
A ghost that only wants friends so it made itself a Pikachu outfit because of it's popularity and to contain it's ability to make people sick.

It's clear which one is lazy.

>>29612812
>A ghost that only wants friends so it made itself a Pikachu outfit because of it's popularity and to contain it's ability to make people sick.
You mean nothing covered in skin of a pikachu stuffed animal.

Literally nothing covered by an existing pokemon.

You are 100% correct, it's abundantly clear Mimikyu is a lazy design.

>>29612109
Not him, but how fucking pathetic are you? Don't bother replying because I won't be in this thread much longer.

>>29613089
How pathetic are you? Who runs away because they're too chickenshit to hear the truth.

Don't bother replying because you ran away like the little bitch you are.

Truth hurts, faggot.

>>29612838
Anon you can see the pokemon underneath.
It even made eyeholes and pokes it's real arm out for attacks.

Are you in denial or something?

Also I like how you can't say anything about Ledyba whatsoever.

>>29613181
Show me one ladybug that looks like Ledyba. Fucking wow, red wings with black dots. You act like it's the only pokemon with a close association with the animal word. Toucan is an abomination too.

I like how you can say nothing about the pokemon underneath.

It's literally nothing. You cannot get lazier than an amorphous black blob covered in a pikachu sheet. The pokemon underneath is literally nothing. LAZY.

Who is in denial now? Too bad your gen7 bro is total shit and a lazy design.

>>29612692
But there is literally no metal on it bar the compass. Ghost/Water will be its typing for sure.

>>29612785
He's not wrong. In fact a lot of gen 2 designs are lazy.
Aipom is just a monkey with a hand on it's tail.
Ledyba is just a ladybug
Remoraid is just a remora
Mantine is just a manta ray

They're all just extremely lazy even compared to the gen 1 Pokémon. I think 2 is the only gen where you can safely say that they're mostly just animals and not monsters.

>>29613302
Except, you know, the giant rusty anchor.

>>29613535
and? No one was disputing that.

But saying Mimikyu isn't lazy when it is literally a blob under pikachu skin is demonstrably false.

>>29613302
Anchors are not made of wood, anon. Wood floats. Anchors sink. That's rusted iron. Or possibly bronze.

>>29613560
>But saying Mimikyu isn't lazy when it is literally a blob under pikachu skin is demonstrably false.
The difference is that mimikyu has a design that sets it apart from its inspiration. It isn't just a pikachu doll. Then GF actually bothered giving it a purpose so to speak so already its one of the more inspired pokemon to date.

I think your problem is that you're judging the pokemon solely on the fact that it looks like pikachu rather than what it actually is.

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>>29613233
>Show me one ladybug that looks like Ledyba.
You were saying?

Also why are you suddenly deflecting to Toucanmon? But then again it's still more creative due to the fact it makes an attempt at being more than just an ordinary toucan even if it's just the color of the beak.

>>29613628
>It isn't just a pikachu doll
It literally is.
You can poke eyeholes in it all you want.

There is no design underneath that sheet. It's just a pikachu with a different typing.

>I think your problem is that you're judging the pokemon solely on the fact that it looks like pikachu rather than what it actually is.
And I think your problem is that you're judging other pokemon solely on the fact that it looks like [animal inspiration] rather than anything else.

Ledyba & company are equally lazy but for different reasons. Mimikyu having a cute (read:cringe worthy) youtube song and tragic (read: ridiculous) backstory doesn't make it less lazy.

From a design standpoint Mikikyu is as lazy as Ledyba and the rest.

>>29613681
>And I think your problem is that you're judging other pokemon solely on the fact that it looks like [animal inspiration] rather than anything else.
So what else is there to Ledyba?
Undermining Mimikyu isn't doing you any favours either. It just kind of makes you look a fool for not understanding the theme.

>>29613738
There is nothing else to Ledyba. It too, is lazy. That was never in dispute. Why keep bringing it up?

And, Anon, the theme is apparent. Don't deflect.

A Ghost/Fairy is fantastic.
It's ability is great.
A sheet ghost is wonderful.

The execution behind everything else is lazy. It is no better than a simple recolor. This pokemon is a sloppily drawn Pikachu with eye-hole nipples.

Sling all the insults you want, it doesn't change the facts. Mimikyu is lazy.

>>29612109
>implying you Know if my family likes me and my friends care about me

And your Retarded-like capability of thinking, Is my meal
Do you even have a life

>>29613812
Try again, fag. This time in English.

We don't speak ching-chong jip-jap, taco taco, or europoor languages here. This is an English speaking website. Learn it.

>>29606802
Haunted shipwreck parts. Probably the best way you could convey that is putting those pieces together to make a face. Sounds creative to me.

>>29613800
>The execution behind everything else is lazy. It is no better than a simple recolor.
Not really, if it were a simple recolour it would just be a darker pikachu. This clearly has different proportions and movements to the regular pikachu as well as a crudely drawn face.
It's far from being a simple recolour.

>>29613894
You cannot be serious.

It is literally a pikachu doll with eyeholes cut out.

It's pickachu with eyes in a different place.

You cannot get lazier than copy and pasting a pokemon and calling it something new.

>>29609260
This is some damn good bait

>>29613935
>You cannot get lazier than copy and pasting a pokemon
But it's not a copy and paste?

>>29614022
But it is.

Disregard the type and ability.

What do you see?

Answer: Pikachu with nipple eyes.

WOW such an innovative design!

>29613935
Too stupid to argue with or bait. Stop giving him (You)s either way. Isn't worth it.

>>29614038
Kyogre is just a Pikachu copy paste. Just ignore his type, stats, and design!
Woah! It's Pikachu with blue! SUCH an innovative design!

>>29614038
>Answer: A worn out Pikachu doll with SD features, a crudely drawn face and eyeholes with a black mass representing the true pokemon underneath it.
I made some alterations to better reflect what it is.

>>29614055
You fucking sperg. You have to disregard typing and ability because the DESIGN is what is being disputed here.

>>29614084
so whats the pokemon underneath?
Right, nothing. Because its a lazy Pikachu clone.

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>this thread

>>29614105
And yet you're disregarding the design and writing it off as a clone when it's anything but.

>>29614157
>when it's anything but.
You're disregarding the design when claiming it isnt just pikachu when it is.

>>29610875
at least polyshit gave us this work of beauty

>>29614179
Then show us the features it shares with Pikachu.
Just a reminder it has to be at least Nidoran tiers of similar to be a clone.

>>29614232
Google pikachu
Google Mimikyu
It's exactly the same.

One is a mouse, the other is a stuffed animal version of said mouse.

>>29611159
you won't do shit if kid walks in your house

you look like swalot in real life

>>29611104
you're not about shit, you wear hats and sunglasses indoors and listen to rap and wish you were black

>>29614276
>you won't do shit if kid walks in your house
some little shit trespasses with a weapon.

You can bet your ass I will shoot the little faggot.

>Swalot
So a total and complete bro?
Awesome. Thanks for the compliment.

>>29614246
So this is what I discovered so far.
Pikachu doesn't have an amorphous black mass inside of it.
Pikachu doesn't have an asymmetrical doodle for a face face.
Pikachu isn't missing it's arms or legs.
Pikachu doesn't have a wooden tail.
Pikachu's head isn't bigger than it's body
Pikachu's head also doesn't lag behind when it walks.
Pikachu's ears aren't crumpled.
Pikachu doesn't have eye holes in it's stomach.
Pikachu isn't a shade of grey.

I guess that settles it, by your definition it's not exactly the same so it isn't a clone.

>>29614301
You are severely and profoundly retarded.

Go ahead and like Mimilyu. No one here is telling you otherwise. But to call it innovative, in anyway, inregards to its design is absolutely ridiculous. Its a pikachu cosplayer and a lazy one at that.

>>29614348
>You are severely and profoundly retarded.
The prove what I said wrong.

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>>29614297
pic related is you gulpin
you're not about shit and never held a gun before kid

you and >>29611104
are underaged

>>29614380
I have. Repeatedly.
Mimikyu is a blatant copy/paste of pikachu.

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>>29613839
YOU FUCKING RAICIST

>>29614399
fantastic image, cum-chugger. Could you possibly make it any smaller? It's far too big.

Again, thanks for the compliment. Gulpin is a fantastic pokemon.

And if you want to come see the gun, like I told the other little faggot, door's wide open.

>>29614425
Saying it's nothing is an entirely different thing from proving it's nothing anon.
As of yet you haven't constructed a single argument.

>>29614301
the fact that the mimikyu's cover is a f*cking pikachu coat disgusts me... they could have come up with something better

>>29614461
Such as?
Keep in mind that it has to keep with the mimic and doll theme.

>>29614453
What does Mimikyu look like?

The real Mimikyu.

You cant answer that because all people see is the Pikachu covering. Which is literally just an existing pokemon over another. Which is lazy.

>>29614436
you are so triggered it's funny kid xD
I'm not afraid of a water gun
you have to be 18 to post here just incase you did not read the rules, which I bet you did not or else you wouldn't be posting here

>>29614561
>xD
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

Do yourself a favor and head back to r/pokemon. Your brand of retard will fit right in with their exceedingly abundant autism.

>>29614502
soooo it had to be a pikachu coat?

>>29614502
The Substitute doll would have been leagues better in my opinion. This is coming from someone who actually likes Mimikyu.

What better than a Mimic than what is used as the Substitute in battle?

>>29614588
>implying "xD" has to do with autism or r/pokemon or retardation

try harder your comebacks are soooo terrible
it's almost like...You're underaged?

>>29614632
This

Intead of shoving pikachu down our fucking throat for the millionth time

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>>29614635
>le underage maymay
>le spoiler makes my point more serious post

I see, it's another /vp/ falseflags episode.

>>29611844
this, I want to know too

this girls sounds like the biggest whore, and on your face about it !

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>>29614660
there's no point or seriousness about this
just fun kid

I don't like anchormon, but I also don't hate it or anything it's just meh to me. I think the design is all over the place and it looks like an old man. Also the (algae?) Looks like a ripped green plastic bag.
So I just don't enjoy it and won't use it, I'll ignore it. Yall give it enough love anyways.

>>29614632
>The Substitute doll would have been leagues better in my opinion.
Nah, the whole point of Mimikyu is that it's mimicking something popular.
How about a Clefairy because of Pokedolls?

>>29614846
I still stand by the substitute doll.
It's ability is a free substitute so it makes sense and still falls in line with the mimic theme.

The popularity thing is a weak reason to make the disguise pikachu. It's hard to reconcile Mimikyu's design if you don't like pikachu. If it were any pokemon, franchise mascot or not, it would have detractors. At least the sub doll is something new.

>>29614971
>It's hard to reconcile Mimikyu's design if you don't like pikachu.
Not really, even if you dislike Pikachu personally it doesn't change the fact that millions of people love the rodent.

The detractors aren't a factor in the slightest.

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>>29615069
Nah. I don't hate pikachu but I'd prefer pic related a million times over. The substitute still makes more sense given what it is. Sorry, you aren't going to sell me on pikachu sheet. It's fine if you dig it. To each their own.

>>29614529
whatever it is, it's small and cone-shaped.

the 'head' contains nothing.

>>29611861
>Feelsfaggot ever managing to lay a hand on Pepe
NOT CANON