>You meet this guy and he bets your butt on a battle.

Say he can have my butt and we don't have to battle.
His pokémon can use my butt too.

I bend down

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Take my butt and walk away.

Purposefully lose

As a regular gay man, I'd let him fuck my ass so this bastard will get AIDS kek

>>29592159
OHKO his team with my no guard fissure machamp from my virtual console yellow version

>>29592195
To spread your aids (you) need to fuck him, retard.

>>29592268
Do you actually believe this?

>>29592268
>this is what faggots actually believe
That's why AIDS spread so easily. Gay people are dumb desu

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>>29592159
Sex is too scary!

>>29592602
Nichijou is so good

>>29592159
lose

win then dom his ass as my prize

Beat him in a very close battle and then slap his ass in a non-gay way.

>>29592159
Send out my full magikarp team especially put together for the occasion, of course.

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>>29592720
This. If I win I get to have his sweet tight ass as a reward. If I lose I get to have his godly dick. Win-win although I'd prefer to fuck him instead.

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>>29592159
Walk away 'cause buttsex is gross and he isn't my type anyway.

>>29592159
before he thinks, i fuck his ass

>>29592159
I never turn down a battle!

Lose on purpose, of course.

>>29592159
Guys I'm so pissed muscular Red isn't fucking me right now!

>>29592159
BOY NEXT DOOR

I use my team consisting of a sunflora, luvdisc, and a caterpie.

Lose and then seduce him so he keeps coming back

>>29592159
I'd ask to lick his butt. And i'd do this happily

>>29592159
I'm girl, and i'd lose of course.