Are Pokemon vaginas ridiculously stretchable to accommodate all

Pokemon don't have vaginas or penis, or any sex organ really.

It's pretty much confirmed canon pokemon eggs appear out of thin air.

>>29591071
And that they're not even really eggs, and more like "cradles".

I hope we get a stork legendary in the future that delivers the eggs. That'd be a clever way to explain it.

>>29591108
GF could just make up some lore about Fearows sent by Xerneas to deliver the eggs to the day care.
That would sound dumb, but it would work.

>>29591071
>Pokemon don't have vaginas or penis, or any sex organ really.
>still distinguishable between male and female

>>29591071
>canon pokemon eggs appear out of thin air.
This.
They're not bullshitting you when they say "No one has ever seen how an Egg is made" or "We don't know how it got there". They literally don't.
Space Goat magic.

>>29591071
this. They're sexless. If they had penises, they would be visible

>>29591218
If they don't have penises or vaginas, what makes them male or female? They could easily have done a DQM "plus" or "minus" gender equivalent for breeding compatibility.

>>29591261
Simple. They all have cloacas instead

>>29591071
>implying GF trying to keep kids from asking their parents about sex means that Pokemon canonically don't actually breed

Stop making up things that don't exist.

>>29591071
If this was true, they wouldnt have genders

>>29591166
Well obviously, for example, male pikachu have normal tails and female ones heart shaped ones.

>>29591218
Many animals have hidden sexual organs actually so you are wrong. Like snakes. Snakes have two hidden penis.

>>29591837
How about Pokemon with no gender differences you twat

>>29591833
How else would you explain male gyarados having different colors to female gyarados?

What are sexual organs? Sounds stupid.

>>29591853
>Can't differenciate between male and female pokémon
Are you underage?

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OVIPOSITORS

>>29591881
You listed pikachu as an example for how people in the pokemon world would be able to tell their genders if they didn't have sex organs. So I'm asking how they'd be able to tell for Pokemon that don't have any appearance differences between genders

It's just a game anon

>>29591914
Obviously the mons that have the highest atk IVs in gen II are males...

Semen permeates through the females skin, who in turn exudes a steam that contains nutrients as well as the fertilizes zygote. The smoke then condenses into an egg.

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>>29591968
>female's
>fertilized.
Today's typo day.

>>29591108
I would actually be okay with this.

>>29591071
fuck off richard

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Do pokemon shit? If they shit they have a hole. They eat poffins. But what if they dont shit? What if they expell all the energy from food through battles and using their powers. What if eggs are just pokemon moves like substitite but with more energy that makes a new pokemon.

>>29591849

Hemipenes. The best kind of penis.

>>29590917

They could be like fish where the egg is laid and then fertilized.

Nothing exists. You cannot prove that it exists. Not to anyone.

>>29592140
Berry Fertilizer is canonically stated by the seller to have pokepoo in it.
They have butts.

>>29592958
No, it doesn't. We don't know what it's made of. The character does, but we don't.

>>29591833
>female pikajews with notched tail
>Scizor thorax size
>Bidoof butt bumps

>>29593045
I hate you.

>>29593045
What the fuck are you trying to say. Multiple characters and even pokedex entries say that pokemon shit, which makes it obvious to both the character and the player

>>29592140
Yes, Darumaka have a tendency to throw their warm shit at people. People in turn use this shit to keep their hands warm.

>>29593721
>multiple

What other ones, I only know of one, and just because one can doesn't mean the others can.

Males have clits barely the size of OP's.

>>29593545

Why would female Scyther have a bigger abdomen if it wasn't for storing eggs? And how do people in the Pokemon world know what heart tail means in a pikachu? How would they even relate it to gender if Pokemon don't have them?

>>29593771

>the pokedex doesn't state other pokemon shit, so they don't

According to this logic, most Pokemon don't eat or sleep either since the dex doesn't mention it?

>>29593894
I'm glad you understand.

>>29591108

Just because a random npc says something doesn't make it true

>>29591914
When a person in the pokemon world looks at a pokemon the inately know what gender they are and how much health they have left.

>>29591071

If eggs appear magically, why do Pokemon need sexes in the first place? Why can only opposite sex Pokemon breed? Why do Pokemon need to be paired up to breed? Why does Attract even exist?

>>29594091
Why can pokemon that can't breed with their own species procreate with Ditto, which itself cannot breed with others of it's kind?

Maybe they do it like fish? Female pokémon lays an egg, male fertilizes it.

>>29593997
I thought it was the Pokedex that shows the player HP, names, gender, etc

>>29590917
She just balances on top of the Wailord's penis and waits until it cums and hopefully some of it get's inside of her

>>29591166
>He thinks sexual organs dictate gender
:^)

>>29591173
I'm pretty sure it's because all those people that say that are also talking to a ten year old and don't want to have the "spearow and the combee" talk.
>>29594454
I think that's likely... but then where does the extra pokeball come from? Do pokeballs mate with each other? My head hurts.

>>29595638
You're making no sense at all none of those things exist.

>>29595713
???
What exactly doesn't exist?
The daycare people who say something popped out of thin air?
The pokeball that somehow pops out of the egg and is somehow inherited by the mother?

>>29595854
Yes.

>>29595911
Oh you mean "exist" as in it's not actually real.
I'm sorry for your autism.

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>>29591899
ovipositors

>>29595954
Then I am also sorry...that you have no joy in your life. What do you live for?

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>>29596073
I have joy in my life. I have no idea what you're talking about.

>>29596101
I did not capitalize that. Not even a machine would make that error.

>>29595638
>>29595854
It's obviously implied that
>you
supply the pokeball for the newly hatched pokemon. It doesn't just pop outta nowhere - it's just assumed you have one and the game gives it to the baby.

It's like Ninjask and Shedinja.
Some things in the pokemon games have to be taken for granted - otherwise years can pass in-game and yet the player doesn't age a day, go to the bathroom, eat, ect.

>>29596498
How? You can have no pokeballs at all and this will happen.