>A sweet sap leaks from its tail's tip. Although not nutritious, the tail is pleasant to chew on.
Would you?
Also, Slowpoke thread.
>>29560333
I'd shove it up my ass.
>>29560333
>you will never casually chew on your slowpoke's tail while hesucks your dick
>>29560361
Slowest edge that ever was
What a lovely creature.
Slowpoke needs more love.
>>29560333
I would.
>>29560333
Mega Slowbro a cute
someone post glitter trap boy slowpoke
>>29560333
totally would. you know what? I'll take all of those tails and sell them. they are a hit. great you're cooperating that nonchalantly. you have great business sense. much like I do.
sunibee pls go and stay go
>>29560333
Would you suck on a real otter if they tasted good? No, way too much effort when you could just buy some candy.
>>29565129
Slowpoke is supposed to be an otter?
Anyone have the original? I can't fucking find it.
>>29565246
http://xuza.tumblr.com/post/94543231135/i-imagine-this-is-the-process-inside-that-mega
That was really easy, are you daft?
>>29565137
Yes, it's an aquatic mammal that feeds on fish and mollusks and has a long smooth tail, what else would it be? It even has a relationship with a scallop mon, AKA something otters notoriously feed on.
>>29564481
Heh.
>>29565129
>>29565137
>>29565981
It's a hermit crab, you dope.
>>29566607
why does slowpoke remind me of homer simpson?