>Doing Pokemon Battle Tree stuff >All of the XYORAS characters

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>Doing Pokemon Battle Tree stuff
>All of the XYORAS characters are more or less in the game, including the XY rivals
>Each one is reachable in a different battle style, Shauna in Doubles, the player characters in Doubles, Trevor in Rotation and Teirno in Triples
>Goes through triples like a boss
>Got a M-Kangaskhan, Greninja with Matblock in the middle for early protection and a Clawitzer with three offensive pulses and Heal Pulse for healing
>Get to this fat faggot
>Remembers how shitty he was in X and Y. Didn't really fight so much as spam Swords dance and never attack
>IGotThis.jpg
>Send out my pokemon, ready to start
>He sends out three oricorio, Psychic, Fire and Electric
>Three of the same pokemon
>I'm pretty sure that's against any sort of ruleset, but okay
>Start my strategy. Mt block with Greninja, have Kang power-up punch one of the birds. Parental Bod is nerfed, but it'll get double attack
>One of them uses Quiver Dance
>The other two use their ability, Dancer, to copy the first Oricorio
>The next one does Quiver Dance, and the other two follow suit again
>Happens with the third one as well
>All of them used Quiver Dance, basically sending three Geomancy Xerneases with a buff and all white herbed
>Had decided to use Clawitzer to use Water Pulse. It does damage, but holy shit, barely got to half
>Psychic Oricorio's right there on Kang's end. Could probably sucker punch it and kill it
>It, instead of attacking, uses Psychic Terrain, to kill any priority
>Prior to the turn, had Greninja and Clawitzer try to kill the Fire one. Greninja gets it to the point where Clawitzer could kill it with ease
>And then, it happens, Revelation Dance
>Yellow one takes out Clawitzer in one shot
>The fire and psychic birds FOLLOW SUIT
>KILLS BOTH OF MY POKEMON
>Sends out the rest of my team, but, it's too late. Terino kills everyone
>Satan has come for us, in the form of a dancing fat kid with his archdemons being a cheer-leader canary, a flamenco robin, and a hula flamingo