Can't you just imagine all the young boys who are going

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Oh look, it's THIS thread again.

No, because in this age of the information superhighway they will look everything up online.

>Popplio
>cool

lmao

>>29513342
>pick Popplio because it's a cool looking seal

Hahahahahahahahhahahahah

>>29513342

(You)

>>29513342
>think of the children
Do you think children are retarded or something? When I played GS, I avoided picking Chickorita because it and the evolutions were too girly. In RBY I restarted the game when I saw Ivysaur turn into that fat frog.
And every kid has access to the internet now

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>>29513342

>>29513342
> Incineroar is a macho tiger.
> Why alienate half your players for no reason?

>>29513342
Get over yourself.

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>>29513376
>>29513384
>

What kind of little boy would think Popplio is cool?

>>29513342
Projecting a little too much, fag?

Time to get out of the closet. We know you like to suck big cocks.

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>>29513342
and the girls pick the cute kitten and get this.

I guise Gamefreak likes to troll

>>29513417
Maybe it's on purpose, to promote TRADING.

>>29513417
Kek.

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Brionne is 87.5% male. There is no reason why it should be wearing a frilly top like a girl who went to some girl store to buy a girl top like a girl. If you use a male Brionne, you’d better be ready to give up your man card because you are either [1] a gay, or [2] a girl, and I honestly don’t know which is worse. Gay girls are fine, though, of course, since they’re hot.
During my first run of Pokémon Y, I picked a male Fennekin without knowing what its evolutions looked like. When it evolved into Braixen I immediately went into a coma. After I woke up, the doctor said I had lost 80% of my brain function, but I didn’t care or understand what she (a woman doctor!) said. Now I draw pictures of boobs and virginias for three hours every day to try to regain my manhood.
I decided to try to fix Brionne and make it more masculine. Now it is powerful. You might be wondering about Brionne having a 12.5% chance to be female, but I think this design would be appropriate for women, too. I saw a lady wearing pants yesterday and I still got turned on—I think that proves my point.
I just wish Pokémon would follow nature more closely like I do. You don’t see any male poodles or peacocks, do you? Any female pit bulls or sharks? No. If animals have to follow the natural gender roles I made up, then so do Pokémon.

>>29513342
There is this really cool feature in the game called a PC. It stores your Pokemon!

If they don't like it, they can box it or make a new game. A feminine design never alienated players. Good job getting a (You)

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>>29513342

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The cute seal becomes a cute sealfolk.
Oh no. How would the kid know this?
Why didn't this appear on the trailers?
Why did the card game hide this info?

>>29513457
Agreed, dear namefag.

To be honest I do kind of feel bad for those kids. I don't have a problem with designs that are overly feminine or masculine, but I think the starters should at least be neutral.

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>>29513342
>>29513417
And everyone who picks Rowlet ends up getting this masterpiece. It feels good to be a Grassfag.

>>29513457
You can't box your starter, they have story importance or some shit.

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>>29513342
Another repeat of the thread titled,
>I'm insecure about my sexuality and that we don't have more masculine bro-mons to adventure with because I'm a fucking faggot who overcompensates over starters!

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>>29513480
>Implying I'm picking that thing when she exists

>>29513342
All the young boys have already seen who evolves into who, buddy. Every boy is picking Rowlet for sniper owl or Litten for wrestler spinny cat.

>>29513470
Then your wish will never be granted because the starters have never seemed neutral.

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>>29513495
>Being this dumb

>>29513470
>neutral
this should be a filtered word. Braixen, Empoleon, Samurott, Emboar, Blastoise are not gender neutral. If they are, then Primarina is neutral too

>>29513407
Kek.

>>29513470

Little kids aren't going to make a big deal out of this as much as us stupid adults are.

>>29513342
if a kid unironically thinks popplio looks cool, then he will surely be delighted when he sees primarina.

>>29513551
>this word should be filtered because it triggers meeee!

how did it feel when daddy raped you?

>>29513342
Why does no one complain about the girls who chose the cute looking kitten thinking they're going to get an adorable girly kitty mon only to get shitty bara bait?

>>29513342
All the boys will pick Litten or Rowlet and will be happy that when they full evolve. Popplio doesn't look 'cool' at all.

All the girls will all pick Rowlet and maybe a few Litten, and may be disappointed, particularly in Litten.

I don't know who's gonna pick Popplio. It isn't 'cool' looking, and it isn't really 'cute' either.

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>>29513342
Sigh...this thread again?

>>29513604
At least learn what neutral means, you have Incineroar in the same fucking generation.
Can I borrow your projector?

>>29513342
I box my starters all the time. It's just part of growing up.

Who fucking cares? I chose Popplio because it showed the most personality and it's Water-type so it'll likely end up being the best anyways. Oh the salt will be so glorious if it ends up OU and all over online and Showdown.

>>29513609
That's a legitimate point, but I still feel like you'd have a much easier time finding girls that will like a macho tiger than boys that will like a gay mermaid seal.

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Can't you just imagine all the young boys who are going to pick Popplio because it's a cool looking seal, they like water types, etc. only to pop their first boner when they end up with this sexual goddess?

What the fuck was Gamefreak thinking? Why sexually confuse half your players for no reason?

>>29513658
My dad didn't molest me, I don't know what you mean.

>>29513551
All of those look more masculine except for Braixen, which is a middle evolution that turns into a gender neutral looking pokemon. There's a difference between a pre-dominantly male pokemon looking male and a pre-dominantly male pokemon looking female. Primarina is the exception.

>>29513609
See above. Litten is 87.5% male, so it isn't that surprising that it may end up looking masculine.

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>>29513455
>You don’t see any male peacocks
Kills me every time

>>29513685
>boys will grow up wanting to fug feminine seal things
>girls will grow up wanting to fug fire tiger men and archer owls

What a time to be alive.

>>29513685
The majority shat on Popplio when it was revealed. It was never the most popular starter and it still isn't.
>>29513683
Yes please, keep it out of UU and below.

All of you are idiots. I just checked and the starter gender ratio has always been the same. The reason Popplio is a mermaid instead of a merman is because mermaids are more recognizable than mermen. It's as simple as that.

>>29513685
missing some tits like Swanna though

>>29513342
>still trying to use the "think of the children" argument when the full evolution line has been officially revealed

>only caring what kids think when it's convenient for you

>>29513801
No, the reason Popplio is a mermaid is because GF loves traps. Do you honestly think Gardevoir was an accident?

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>>29513784
>Japans population is decreasing rapidly
>GF tries their damndest to make kids furries

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>>29513685
>>29513784
God fucking damn that is true.

>>29513801
>the starter gender ratio has always been the same
This actually makes me wonder. How does the Popplio line reproduce? It's said that there are colonies of them, but if almost every one of those is not only male, but also gay, how can colonies even exist? Shouldn't they be extinct?

>>29513685
To be honest this is pretty natural for kids. I'm pretty sure you all had some cartoon crushes as kids, maybe even the damn Great Fairy.

>>29513703
You know damn well that the starter gender ratio is like that because GameFreak doesn't want to change it. Otherwise, the neutral looking starters would get a 50/50 gender ratio, and the feminine ones would have a higher female to male ratio. I don't think I've seen a single make Braixen in other media, it's just a fame mechanic.
Besides, all of that came from a "gender neutral" comment, don't try to move the goalpost and say that all starters need to be masculine now, because that isn't true either. The gender ratio of the "rare" Pokemon is meaningless

>>29513407
You sound mad. It must be because you are an actual homosexual.

>>29513970
I sure as hell did. But it never went away.

>>29513952
All Pokemon starters are considered a rare species, Eevee and Togepi too. That's why they're gift Pokemon most of the time because their gender ratio is so heavily skewed towards male

Bigger question is how Taurus or Hitmons reproduce

>>29513342
My god. How fucking butthurt can you be?

Shut the fuck up you autistic fucking baby.

>>29514008
So what, you're saying gender ratios are canon for every pokemon except 'rare' ones? Isn't that basically "I don't like that this feminine pokemon is mostly male, so it is an exception because I want it to be"?

>>29513342
Kids aren't as damn retarded as you are, I highly doubt they'd give a shit

>>29514063
lol don't be mad that you're gay

>>29514022
I am. And want to suck your dick <3

>>29514097
Let me guzzle your cum, desu. <3

>>29514022
It's like you're surprised that homosexuals are literally always butthurt.

>>29514048
I was actually being flippant, but how does being a "gift pokemon" influence their gender? Are you saying that their species is canonically 87.5% male and that is the reason for them being rare?

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>>29514121
>>29514161

>>29514121
>>29514161
>>29514186

ugh what a bunch of faggots

you will never reproduce

your parents will always be disappointed in you even if they say otherwise

kill yourselves

>>29513952
>This actually makes me wonder. How does the Popplio line reproduce?
The gender ratio being skewed like that is just an aspect of the fucking game mechanics so you can't just easily breed more of the starter/certain other rare Pokemon.

In universe, the gender ratio is likely more even and not skewed like that. This should be goddamn obvious.

>>29514227
I'm still gonna love you desu. <3

Prepare your spongy anus for me.

>>29514263
nothing you say will change the fact that you're an actual fag. sorry, maybe next life you will be straight and a proper human being.

>>29514227
>he actually took the bait.
What a stupid bitch.
Fuck off back to Gymboree, kid.

>>29514323
I'm already straight.
You just got trolled, you dumb motherfucker.

Shame you're too insecure about your masculinity to accept a mermaid pokemon.

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>>29514227
>>29514323
Oh god, you're a special one now aren't you?

>>29514337
>>29514364

you guys are definitely gay if you're really defending primarina.

may want to check the closet yourself.

>>29513703
The gender ratio is 100% a game mechanic intended to make it more difficult to breed the starter species, not god's own lore.

>>29514387
>>29514401

same goes for you, fag

>>29514401
Or maybe they're just adults who can accept that they're not going to get catered to with every damn design in a franchise for boys and girls.

Grow up or go to bed, Timothy.

>>29514401
Or they just like Pokemon

There's a shocker

>>29513604
>being this retarded
kys

>>29514401
>he never wanted to fuck Ariel.

Stop being such a stupid bitch already.

>>29514086
I'm not OP, so no. I don't care anout the gender ratio.

>it's not gender neutral
Well, not every one is gender neutral
>it's okay to be masculine due to the gender ratio
So now it's okay to not be gender neutral? Why is Chickorita's and Braixen's gender ratio 87.5% male instead of 50% male or even 75% female?

You're basically saying GF should make ALL the starters, fossils, eevees and other rare Pokemon masculine because you don't like feminine stuff, and are using the gender ratio as an excuse. They could change it and you would still be mad. Face it, the fact that the ratio is 7/8 is because GF doesn't want to change it, but they don't look at it when they design the Pokemon. You have enough evidence with the recent feminine designs.

>>29514401
>guys
It's just me, you stupid bitch.

Check the IP next time.

>>29514431
>>29514441

nah, if they actually like the design then they are definitely homosexual. any rational straight male adult will understand it is a horrible design and is not fit for this pocket monsters series.

>>29514469
dude it was a cartoon. i'm not a fucking weirdo faggot like you.

>>29514496
Here's your (You), now, bedtime.

>>29514496
You must be 18 to use this site, kid.

>>29514192
No, more like "this Pokemon is rare, it's a gift, so the females must be rare to make them harder to breed, let's give them a 7/8 male ratio" while completely ignoring Ditto

>>29514494
I don't really care enough to determine if you all are different people or not.

>>29514535
Why you be such a stupid bitch, desu?

>>29514543
>>29514545

lol you guys are actually gay

>>29514589
Go back to Gymboree, stupid bitch.

>>29514575
you're the stupid bitch for masturbating to a cartoon

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>>29514575
It's time to stop taking the obvious bait, Anon.

>>29513455
aside from the penis nose i actually quite like that design

that said, brionne a cute and i'm going to reset until i get a female one

>>29514547
Eh I guess that's fair, though I don't understand why they wouldn't just reverse the gender ratio for some. I always figured an easy explanation was simply that, since in story the player character only gets one, the gender ratio applies to that particular one. Course that doesn't explain breeding but fuck if I know.

>>29514613
what is gymboree you keep mentioning? i have never heard of it

>>29514628
Don't know what you're missing, desu. ;3

>>29513342
I ended up being a faggot tranny mermaid anyways, so maybe they'll learn something about themselves.

>>29514649
That's because you're underage, kid. Use google. You're on the internet, for fuck's sake.

>>29514650
no thanks. i rather go and be with real women instead of cartoon women on screens.

When did this place become about getting "(You)'s"? Like, what the fuck? Also, it fills me with great disappointment that there are so very many people in the beautiful community that is Pokemon, that are so transphobic. Like, god fucking damn, calling this thing a tranny as an offensive term (it is an offensive term in any terminology about trans people), really does hurt, every single time I read it. Like, grow the fuck up. All of you that say that shit. Goddamn

>>29514697
why would i google gymboree?

he can tell me all about it instead because it sounds like he has a lot of experience with it

>>29514731
Then why are you bitching and moaning about a pokemon not being masculine enough for your insecure bruised ego?

...stupid bitch.

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>>29514635

>>29514752
you're a stupid tranny faggot. gamefreak really fucked up big time making the water starter a tranny.


kill yourself

>>29513342
OP I've been playing Pokemon since Gen 1 when I was 7 and I have never once not known what the final evo of each starter was prior to picking it.

We don't give a shit if you don't like Primarina. Your bitching will not change the past and make you any less BTFO

>>29514767
Ugh. Lazy...
http://www.gymboreeclasses.com/en/

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>>29514496

>>29514752
>Neogaf
Here's your (You)

>>29514797
>>29514802
Go back to playing Call of Duty, kid. And don't forget your Algebra homework...

>>29514774
i don't care if a pokemon is masculine or not. i like pokemon that looks like actual monsters.


primarina is just a gay looking seal with make up and jewelry. it makes meganium look menacing.

>>29513952
I want to know why the dex specifically mentioned colonies made up of a fully evolved species especially when it is identified as the 'Soloist' pokemon. But I'm pretty sure I won't find a good answer.

>>29514854
>He doesn't know want a mermaid is.
Stupid bitch.

>>29514828
don't be mad that you're not straight

>>29513682
>boxing your starter

There's a special place in hell for people like you.

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>>29514401
>it's gay to like the cute feminine mermaid
>it's not gay to like the muscly bara fur wrestler
Can someone please explain this to me?

>>29514752
Come on. If you've lurked long enough you know that 4chan is the place where underage posters come to feel tough. As you can see here >>29514797
>>29514802
They have nothing to say. Just parroting some words to be edgy. No point in even humoring them.

>>29513455
>either a gay or a girl
>don't know which is worse

This part always gets me

>>29514906
don't be mad that you're a stupid bitch, desu. <3

>>29513342
Imagine all the little boys getting their first boners because of Brionne.

>>29514925
Simple. OP is a stupid bitch.
>>29514938
Exactly.

>>29514883
i know mermaids has cool lore and can be frightening and all that. this pokemon is none of that and is just pandering to the LGBT community.


i wouldn't mind a feminine mermaid pokemon akin to gardevoir if it was done right.

>>29514925
where did i mention the tiger wrestler? I think that is a horrible design as well.

What if Popplio is 87.5% female?

>>29514959
>I know mermaids has cool lore...
Learn yourself some better grammar, you stupid bitch.

>>29513970
>winx club
>totally spies

I have such a boner for redhead cartoon girls still

>>29514981
It won't be. GF loves traps too much.

>>29514985
english isn't my native language you american retard


stop being so entitled

>>29514979
And I bet you're also the stupid bitch who hates that Decidueye is part ghost.

Kill yourself.

>>29514752
>my veee peeee

boo fucking hoo

Go fuck yourself, degenerate.

>>29515000
Mah nigga.

>>29515008
i actually like the grass/ghost typing

makes me happy since i always pick the grass starter and ghost is my favorite type

kill yourself bitch

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>>29514959
>Pokemon has to be scary
>unironically thinking it's pandering to the LGBT community

>>29515003
I'm Australian, you wanker.

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>>29514985
did you ever consider that english isn't everyone's first language?

>>29514940
i am not mad. i am straight and you are not.


you are the mad one.

Are Togekiss and a mojority of the eeveelutions trannies as well because of their gender ratios? Because those mons definitely look feminine as well.

>>29514535
Dude I still masturbate to Ariel.

I'm >>29515000 btw

Also poopmaid is garbage

>>29515072
They don't flash their eyelashes and wear pearl scrunchies desu.

>>29515061
Nope, I'm straight and I'm fine with Primarina.

Sorry I don't fit your delusional logic, you stupid bitch.

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This thread is a fucking trainwreck. So much retard rage, it's amazing. I forgot what it's even supposed to be about.

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>>29513342
>REEEEE ONLY MASCULINE POKEMON ARE COOL
>CHILDREN CAN'T APPRECIATE THE TRAITS OF SOMETHING FEMININE

>>29515054
even worse. australia is hilariously horrible filled with nanny boys.

no wonder you get offended so easily.

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Literally who isn't going to soft-reset for a female anyway?

Nobody, that's who. So it doesn't even matter.

>>29515079

What's a poppmaid?

>>29515079
ok? you still masturbate to cartoons, loser.

>>29515093
I'm just having fun baiting the OP.

I'm trying to see how many times I can call him a stupid bitch before he throws a tantrum and rage-quits.

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>>29513342

>>29514938
>defending a triggered tranny

No wonder vee pee is the most underaged and tumblr board

Seriously though, you know that guy was fucking baiting lol

>>29514959
Primarina isnt terrifying by any means, but she definitely gives off some eerie supernatural vibes, especially with the floating in the air hair flying up shit. Idk man. I dont think its concept could have been applied anymore perfectly for a pokemon design.

>>29515101
I think the idea is that feminine pokemon are fine as long as they are actually female.

>>29513685
The hell are you talking about? That thing is creepy as hell. It has Luigi sized flippers and its hair is still is flesh.

>>29515124
I'm fucking addicted to it man.

I masturbate to real women too of course. Gotta have a nice variety.

>>29515136
i'm not the OP by the way. i just wandered in this thread an hour ago.

>>29515146
>getting this assblasted over someone calling you edgy

>>29515136
You realize you're both pretending to be retarded to each other right?

>>29515187
i doubt you masturbate to real women


you don't sound straight enough

>>29513480
Looks like a LARPing faggot of a bird

>>29515200
>damage control

Just pointing out you were defending someone who was pretending to be retarded

Of course real trannies are diseased freaks who need to be culled

>>29515179
Not wanting the Rocky Horror crowd.

>>29513952
Pokemon can't be gay.

>>29513685
>goddess

But the vast majority of these will be males.

>>29515212
Nuh uh I masturbate to futanari which is the straightest kind of hentai that exists

>>29515212
>being homosexual=jerking off to cartoon females.

Are you retarded?

>>29515159
man, you're really desperate to defend primarina huh? it's ok to call it awful. don't be afraid of all the auto (You)s you might get.

you don't have to be such a gamefreak shill.

elementary school teacher here

zero of my kids like popplio, even the weird ones

>>29515246
you just mentioned some obscure hentai content. you definitely aren't the type that masturbate to real women. you probably lost attraction to them because you realized you have no more chances with them.

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>>29513342
Why does /vp/ irrationally hate everything feminine I mean seriously not everything has to be a macho manly man of ultra manliness.

>>29515278
No but I was proving my straightness

Ok get this, one time I got a real live girlfriend, bit she cheated on me because I kept refusing to have sex with her

Pretty alpha right? Raising my value you know?

ignore all my other shitpost

i suck dicks

>>29514925
They are both gay in their own right.

>The mermaid is for traps and doms
>The luchador is for the ones that like to be taken advantage of

The owl is just cool, but is called edgy by the mermaid and the luchador do to regret, damage control, and being closet homosexuals.

>>29515292
They're insecure and over-compensating.

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>>29513515

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>>29515146
>He really thinks that there isn't people autistically assmad about Primarina's existence.

Kek.
People that shitpost about Decidueye's typing are baiting, the tranny memers have unironically pulled the cringiest and most autistic walltexts ever and those hardly count as shitposting.

>>29515248
do you realize that sexuality is a spectrum? it's not like you are 100% straight or gay. most people are actually like 90/10, that's why more girls are bi than guys because that's how society works.

everyone is technically bisexual but with our society and religions, we don't explore sexual relations with the same genders because of peer pressure.

>>29513342
>>29513417
>>29513480
>arguing over which pile of shit smells the best
Top kek.
Just don't use your starter tbqh.

>>29515292
This entire board is like people going to summer camp and then trying to say they're not gay after 'something' happens.

>>29515340
>we don't explore sexual relations with the same genders because of peer pressure.
This is what kids today actually believe. I weep for our future.

>>29515292
don't be mad that you never played sports with the other normal kids

>>29515340
>implying college lesbians don't do it because of peer pressure
lad

Did you get all this bullshit from some YouTube clickbait whore or something?

>>29515249

Just shut up already, retard.

>>29515340
This. I'm genderqueer and quite frankly the hatred and bigotry in this thread astounds me. Everything doesn't need to be placed in one of two tiny boxes.

It's just a pokemon for fuck's sake, get over yourselves. No one is forcing you to use it.

>>29515388
I was, you were just too busy eating dicks, OP. ;P

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>>29515344

>>29515395
i didn't write it well enough.

in the past people have been more hesitant to perform homosexual actions. obviously that is changing today because people are realizing it doesn't matter. in the future, a lot of people will be bisexual. a lot more than now.

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>>29513342
>children don't browse the internet
Then who made this thread?

>>29515292
See >>29515179

>>29515313
>The owl is just cool, but is called edgy by the mermaid and the luchador do to regret, damage control, and being closet homosexuals.
More like Rowletfags are the biggest shitposters of the starter fanbases.

>>29515438
that was weak bait

it is so obvious that you were one of those weird kids that weren't athletic enough to play sports so you're overcompensating for it by defending gay people on 4chan

>>29515484
REKT.
Five stars
10/10
Four stars

>>29515513
Well no shit I didn't play sports. I was playing Pokemon Blue on my Gameboy Color.

...stupid bitch.

>>29513342
I'm actually a bit concerned about this. I don't think it will be a huge deal but some kids will be dissapointed for sure. My wife's son loves Empoleon and when he saw Popplio he thought it would evolve into something badass like Piplup. He hasn't seen brionne nor primarina yet, and I don't really want to spoil anything to him. I've been trying to convince him to give a chance to the other two starters, but he's afraid of birds and ever since our neighbour's cat scratched him when he was little he hates them. I hope he doesn't find out that if you pick popplio then hau will have litten because he'll surely want to beat it over and over

>>29513342
They will be attached to it by that point already. It's their bro they beat the "Brock" with.

>O-oh, when it evolved it put on a tutu... o-ok, cool. (I wonder what Litten evolves into?)
>"the pop star Pokemon"
>c-cool (I wonder if you can get the Kanto starters in this game...)

Then after they've done some mental gymnastics to justify their choice (like I'm sure most of /vp/ did) they will claim to like it unironically. And hey, maybe they'll wear a dress out today! Dresses are cool! And Mascara! Especially in a monster RPG!

What a time to be alive.

>>29515429
LOL

>>29515414
why are you so mad?


is it because you're a homosexual?

>>29515446
Not an argument.

>>29515534
You is the pope of fools.

>>29515579

You didn't post one either.

>>29515553
>not playing pokemon blue after baseball practice with delicious gatorade at side


what a faggot

>>29515484
Finally a good, wholesome ownage.

>>29515596
Yes I did.
>All the starters are shit.
>Therefore don't use them, retards.

See?

>>29515560
Beating a dead horse, kiddo.

You're starting to bore me.

>>29515579
>uses non argument
>complains of non argument

>>29515534
NO WAY YOU'RE SO GOOD AT REMAINING INCOGNITO

>>29515603
Nah, I did it was my friends in the shade, after watching One Saturday Morning on ABC.

...stupid bitch.

I love Primarina.

In fact I think every little boy should be forced to pick Primarina. And they should all wear dresses as well, so they understand that it's okay to let your inner beauty shine through. They should all tuck their penises between their legs and curtsy. And in schools they should be taught that it's okay to experiment with their sexuality. If they want to learn how best to suck another boy's dick, there should be courses offered in that as well. Because there's no shame in being feminine.

>>29515557
Nice bajt. So close to quads

>>29515614
>they're bad because I said so
>an argument

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>>29515484

>>29515603
Look in the mirror, pal.
You is a faggot and stupid bitch =3

>>29515677
>they're not bad because it hurts my feelings
Wew lad, you'll go far in life.

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>>29515534
Don't worry dude we all know. You may as well get a tripcode at this point.

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>this thread

>>29515653
What if you get a female like most everyone that's gonna pick it?

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>>29515560
Seriously beating a dead horse using the same phrase OP.

>>29513342
oh it's another "autistic neckbearded faggot in need of a gassing being triggered by a totally avoidable choice" episode

>>29515652
>>29515681

you guys keep calling me stupid bitch

you are both stupid bitches

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>>29515696
>feelings were hurt

The fuck are you on about?

>>29515179
>>29515505
Except that feminine Pokemon that are female are just called 'furbait' instead, so it doesn't really change anything.

>>29515624

thanks man!

>>29515738
It's just me.

You really are a stupid bitch.

>>29513342

>recoil in horror

What the fuck haha

>>29515249
I just think its a cool design that gets a lot of hate for the wrong reasons. They didnt make it feminine to fuck with people. They made it feminine because the mythological creature its based off of is exclusively female. If any pokemon has a legit reason to be girly its primarina. Plus her powers are cool, she controls water with her voice.

>>29515754
you keep calling me stupid bitch lol


keep it coming

>>29515738
>Too retarded to understand it's obviously the same guy trolling you with the same insult.

>>29515744
You don't want to admit liking these fucking trash designs, because it would hurt your pride. Also it would mean that all the time you spent defending anthro animals on the internet would be rendered a waste.

>>29515717
>posting that pic


you're doing the same thing anon

>>29515778
Well, there's Milotic for that specific feminine role already.

>>29515717
>lol he's so baiting and desperate lol I'm going to keep taking the bait I'm so smart

>>29515778
>They didnt make it feminine to fuck with people.
Not saying you aren't otherwise right, but I doubt they didn't think about the gender ratio when making it a starter. GF has a long history of fucking with people with their gender ratios and such. Also as someone beat me to, Milotic exists.

>>29515791
do you think i really care?


read through the thread and think about it

>>29515249
Implying that everyone actually hates it and that /vp/ is a hive mind

>>29515653
Come on guys I worked really hard on this. Where are my (You)s?

>>29515779
Oh I'll keep it cumming alright...

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Wow, I didn't think the SJWs were right about masculinity being fragile until I saw this thread.

>>29515839
lol you really are gay

>>29515819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPG8iBqz8us

>>29515653
>>29515834
Have two, anon

>>29513684
Ah, masculinity is so fragile.

Feels great to be a girl and love all the starters. Idk who to choose!

>>29515865
...wow, you really are a stupid bitch.

You said keep it coming, which sounds like cumming, so I took your poor wording and made a double entendre out of it to trigger your homophobia....stupid bitch.

>>29515881
>Feels great to be a tranny


I doubt it

>>29515847
>le masculinity fragile meme

It's just insecure fucks. Masculinity itself is as strong as its wielder.

>>29515795

What is even your point? No one is afraid of admitting they like these. You still haven't provided any actual support to why they're bad other than "because I said so".

>>29515881
You really think this one dumbass represents us all?

>>29515894
wow you really care about this


no wonder you're gay

>>29515810

Milotic has nothing in common Primarina other than being a Water-type and its not a starter either.

>>29515921
And now I'm bored.

You're boring.

I'm going to bed.

...stupid bitch.

>>29515940
you're getting bored because you're gay and stupid


i'm glad you're leaving fag

>>29515937
They are both based off mermaids with a Diva motif. Come on now.

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>>29515963
>Milotic is a diva that sings

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I think the bitch and the fag are one person.

>>29515960
Ooh, scathing insult. Took you a whole minute to think that zinger up, eh? You really showed him...

Thou art a mewling quim.

And a putz.

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This whole thread in a nutshell.

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I don't like Primarina either but I'm pretty sure it's not a gay conspiracy to corrupt our children.

>>29515991
Nah, I think the OP, stupid bitch, and homophobe are one in the same...

>>29515810
>there can only be one feminine Water-type

i'll reset until i get a female one i don't care

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>>29515992
>mewling quim
OK, 14-year old who just got done watching The Avengers and learned some new vocabulary words.

>>29515992
you're trying so hard to sound smart

>>29516076
>24 not 14
Hey, it's a good movie...I ain't ashamed.

>>29516045
Milotic can actually be female without spending 5 hours resetting. :^)

>>29516101
>thinking the avengers is a good movie


you're the stupid bitch in this whole thread LOL

>>29516076
It literally means "whiny cunt"

That's OP in a nutshell.

>>29516045
Never said that, its more an answer to

>If any pokemon has a legit reason to be girly its primarina.

It's even the same reason.

>>29516130
You shut your whore mouth.

>>29515963
Milotic is an oarfish mixed with a serpent.

>>29516076
>anyone
>watching Avengers

Why when there are much more enjoyable things to do, like snorting fire ants?

>>29516077
>not recognizing ironic fancyposting
I thought summer was over already

>all the young girls who pick Litten because it's a cute cat then cut their inner thighs when it turns into a butch tranny drag show tiger

You guys really can't help yourselves to these circle jerk gender threads, can you?

>>29516193
Eh, it's low-hanging fruit. Fun to mock the edgy underage closet-gay shitposter OP

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>>29516153
Ok.

>>29513480

>Those legs being the work of a masterpiece
>Its name is Decidueye
>It manages to be worse than the other 2 fully evolved formes

One of the most fedoracore starters of all time.

>>29513632

The only reason people (including me) gravitated toward Popplio was because of its evolutionary potential. And we got paid off, in bushels and droves.

>GRRR ITS A FEMININE
>GRRR FRAGILE MASCULINITY

/vp/ is what happens when tumblr and /v/ have to live in the same house

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Real men aren't afraid to brush their pokemon's hair

>>29516337
Well we'll have to see if it's evolutionary potential is really that good, since we don't know what it's HA is, or it's stat spread, or it's movepool since it's signature move is pretty bad. It also has to compete with Tapu Fini, which means it might get the short end of the stick.

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>>29513455
GALLADE is 87.5% female. There is much reason why it should be wearing a elbow blades like a badass who went to salty spitoon to show dominance like a man. If you use a male Gallade, you’d better be ready to go to salty spitoon because you are either [1] a mighty man, or [2] a badass man, and I honestly don’t know which is better.

OP, were you molested or something when you were a kid ?

>>29516419
Gallade isn't female

>>29513342
Popplio already looks pretty gay in his first form, boys will pick the owl or the cat right away. Those that don't will figure out how gay it is when it evolves the first time anyway.

>>29513632
But it's going to be competitively viable so get used to seeing it.

>>29513480
Besides the awkward fucking name it really is the only good choice this gen, and I say this as someone who hates grass types.

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>>29513632
It's adorable

>>29516491
Poplio doesnt look gay. It looks like crap and I dont know why anyone would pick a retarded seal in a dres, but its not gay.

>>29513342
>Can't you just imagine all the young boys who are going to pick Popplio because it's a cool looking seal
No, because it isn't

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>>29513342
>popplio
>cool
said no one ever

>>29516529
It looks 'gay' because it's 87.5% male. That's where this is all coming from, the idea that Popplio/Brionne/Primarina are male.

>>29516510
It's such a clunky name. But it's name could be Shitstain and I'd be happy. It's not a worthless grass/flying combo. Nor is it a shitty grass/ground combo. That's all I cared about.

>>29516557
Who said it's 87.5% male patternfag?

>>29516510
>>29516568
It's pronounced like deciduous.

>>29516523
You think so because you are gay.

>>29516594
It's a starter, so it'll be 87.5% male. On the 1% chance that they actually change it's gender ratio, much of that shit will stop.

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See this? It's a proud, brave, little braggart seal. It should evolve into a badass seal warrior, not a tranny clown mermaid who spends all day guzzling Samurott's cum.

>>29516654
It didn't, so get over it.

>>29516654
Already looks like a fag tbqh.

>>29516654
What the fuck happened? Why did this little guy turn into drag? What is GF trying to say?

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>>29516633
I think you're gay

>>29516668
>>29516670

You guys are so mad lol.

Primarina is destined to be the single worst final stage starter ever so far.

>>29516699
But the gay barafur tiger was confirmed real.

>>29516699
That spot has been forever claimed by Delphox.

>>29516698
well you're wrong. I am actually straight.


find another homo to flirt with.

>>29516699
Maybe, but who cares? Is it really that important in the long run?

>>29516711
>>29516723

nice bait. the tiger and delphox are all bottom tier but primarina takes the absolute bottom spot.

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>>29513342
This thing is gay AF. Debate me: you can't.

>>29516731
yes because we are now limited to one decent starter if we ever want to replay this generation

fuck gamefreak

>>29515119
>not soft resetting for females with all starters
>not wanting to breed better ones more easily after ruining the one you chose by playing the game.

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>>29516727

>>29516760
Then why not trade for a different one? Or do you have even more excuses?

>>29516760

(You)

>>29516784
hey that's a nice picture to describe yourself!

>>29516829
post (You) again


i need one more please

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>>29516654
>who spends all day guzzling Samurott's cum.

You have serious issues. The problem isn't Primarina at all.

I am so fucking sick of you cis scum.

If you have a penis you are literally Hitler and you should castrate yourself and die of blood loss.

>>29516811
trade for what?

only option is use the owl or box your starter

>>29516743
>nice bait

The fucking irony right now.

>>29516858
Not him, but yes, the problem lies with Slutseal. It looks like a sexual transvestite that likes to slurp down the semen of other poorly designed "Pocket Monsters" e.g. Samurott rather than a good looking monster in its own right.

It's literally MLP tier. This is the exact thing that makes bronies so fucking gay, their love for crappy girly animal characters like this.

>>29516885
>Delphox and Tigre look like shit
>bait

>>29516832
You keep replying to that anon when you could just ignore him
It just makes you seem desperate like you're trying to hide something when in the end
No one cares

>>29516885
you know what is really ironic?


you being fucking gay

>>29516918
sorry, that didn't deter me!


i think it's hilarious people actually like primarina around here. they're so gay.

>boys can't be feminine
>using the term "tranny"
>21st century

Cavemen please leave

>>29513342
I know that when I was young this would have bothered me but does anyone know if any young boys these days are still repulse by a feminine character?

>>29514186
Use lube the next time to avoid that

>>29516901
We didn't need to know about your fantasies, Anon. Keep it to yourself, would you?

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>>29516901

No way you're being serious. Never have I seen so much projection onto a Pokemon in one post. Have a last (You) on me.

>this obvious shitposting thread reached the reply limit

wew

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She is perfect how she is!

>>29516970
are you triggered?

>>29516866

If you're an autist, sure.

>>29516970
>boys
>feminine
pick one

I mean, you can be feminine and a boy, but then you're a gay little fuccboi and hardly a real boy, so.

>>29517113
no, I'm just straight and rational.

>>29517189

Ebin

>>29517201
t. assblasted tranny

>>29517189
Well I was going to use Rowlet, but now I think I'm going to choose Popplio as my starter.

>>29517189
>no Im just bait and rational

>>29517280
Any one of those three would be the wrong choice, lad.

>>29517280
good job on finally coming out of the closet

>>29517340
But now I'm some how in a smaller and more confining closet!

>>29517398
wow you really are gay. kill yourself.