You're alone at a bar when [the last pokemon in your team]

Drilbur.

He's not old enough to drink, so I push him off the stool. He's too short to get back up and needs someone to carry him to the counter.

>Slowbro

What a bro

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>Stoutland

my dog shouldn't be drinking

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Tentoxa, what are you doing?
How is a tentacruel here?

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>Roserade
Sure, I wonder what drink she'll buy me then.

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>Salamence
So that's how you breath fire eh?

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>Egg
I-I don't know, anon. What should I do?

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So I was sitting at the bar as suddenly some girl sit next to me and offer a drink, I the gentleman could not stand that a girl pays for the drinks, I ask the girl "how much does your drink cost?" she said "I need about treefiddy." Suddenly I realized it was not a girl but a giant crustacean from 1996 I said "I aint giving you treefiddy you god damn it Lapras!"

HOLY FUCK A REAL POKEMON

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>Zorua

Oh shit, this is gonna be fun.
>Be me
>Bar isn't too known, so all the tables are empty
>I like to be alone, so I just take the table in a hidden corner of the bar
>"At least this bar doesn't smell like piss"
>Awkwardly ask something to drink, bartender looks at his coworkers with a strange look, but say nothing.
>When I'm about to pay my drink, a soft like silk hand stops me
>I look behind
>10/10 cute girl was handing the bartender the double of money
>She was giving me one of those looks
>That was a once in a lifetime chance, if I didn't my move now, I'd regret it for the rest of my life
>But fuck, that was so sudden...
>Calm down, anon, this is not the moment to drop spaghetti
>Just relax and don't say anything stupid
>Take a deep breath and gather all my resolve

>audino
Go home and fuck