THIS IS NOT A FETISH QUESTION. I'm generally curious as

>>29481608
>THIS IS NOT A FETISH QUESTION
it's a fetish question guys

>>29481608
I imagine all pokemon are intelligent enough to at least know how to use the bathroom

>>29481608
ASK AGGRON

Kill yourself.

Pokémon never shit or piss

>>29481608
thats why we can't have nice things /vp/

>>29481608
pokemon work at 100% efficiency and do not poop because they convert all matter into energy

any buttholes that may or may not exist are strictly for sexual

this was confirmed by Masuda in a 2003 interview

Why do you assume our universe's biology rules apply to the pokemon one?

>>29481633
FPBP

OP, you can't ask questions like these outright. You need to introduce a tangentially related topic, like pokemon pet care, and then segway into shit-related questions.

>>29481608
They sit on you and release their waste, then assume an ass wiping position for you to wipe them clean.

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>>29481890
And you can prove it by observing the ever-so-fatty Audino's bowel behavior

imgur.com/a/nzVMD

>>29482042
Risky click, but I'm going for it

Yup. About what I expected, except I expected more scat, considering the thread's subject. Still there's a little in there.

>>29481608
I'm laughing so hard anon, thanks so much. Really needed that.

>>29481608
Does anyone have pictures of Pokemon pooping? Totally not a fetish, just wondering guys haha

>>29481608
Do you guys think Red's Pikachu is embarrassed when he poops in front of him...? Just wondering lol

>>29484227
Oh my god that's so funny. Id love it if someone would post pictures so we could all laugh haha

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>>29482042
>imgur.com/a/nzVMD
>200+ images
>"dun make poopies on me"

>>29481828
>segway
It's segue

Pokemon can be converted into energy, I assume they just don't shit because they are perfectly able to convert food into energy with no waste. Or maybe it just gets taken care of in their pokeballs.

>>29484292
Oh god I was just kidding fuck me

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>>29484380
>i was only pretending to be a scat fetishist

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>>29482042
>imgur.com/a/nzVMD
>pic related
topkek

Jeez, the fuck is up with this thread

>>29484680
LOL

>>29481676
>>29481715
>>29481717
>>29484357

You people never read pokedex entries or item descriptions? They mention pokemon shit a few times.

>>29484173
I'm not posting the picture, but you can look up JustinRPG and Moltres

>>29484173
sir-dancalot
haha

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>>29482042
What the actual tap dancing fuck

>>29484959
>JustinRPG
https://youtu.be/lPyhlybViJw

I guess this is a full blown cringe thread now

>>29481608
>THIS IS NOT A FETISH QUESTION
This is exactly how to look like you have a scat fetish.

>>29481608
Justin pls go

>>29481608
As a serious answer: Yeah, the trainers probably do toilet train them

I want Lilligant to shit on me.

Probably smells like flowers

isnt darumaka shit used to warm stuff? im sure pokemon have the same shitting habits as real animals but they dont show it in the games cuz its gross

I'm pretty sure it varies per pokemon like real animals, but since they can clearly understand human speak, they probably use the bathroom if physically possible or go in the woods proper like.

I was walking on Route 3 two years ago when I saw something that would change me forever. I saw a small secluded area with a lot of tall grass. I could see two figures there that I instantly recognized from my days in training in the league-- Red and Blue. The two seemed like they were on the ground but as I got closer I quickly saw what the two were doing. Red had his pants down with Blues face and open mouth at his ass. I was shocked when I finally realized what I was seeing: Red was shitting in Blues mouth and Blue was eating it. I watched for a few minutes and it was over. Blue licked all the shit from his ass, cleaned it, & pulled his pants up. Then the two shared mouthwash, a toothbrush, and walked side by side to the end of the route. I will never be the same after what I saw them do. They love this activity.

>>29487181
>Stumble across a wild Audino orgy while traversing the wilderness
>I'm startled by the sight
>Back up and hide in the bushes
>Start fapping to the wonderfulness that my eyes are seeing
>Then I get my sights on this one fat Audino that has it's back towards me
>I'm ready
>I fly out of the bushes and tackle the Audino
>I grab it as it struggles frantically to get away
>All the other Audinos shit themselves and run off with diarrhea streams flowing out of their asses
>The Audino I've captured is still struggling in my hand
>I have it by it's fat arm
>I take it into a nearby cave
>I tie it down and rape its anus furiously
>It's male, so I jerk his cock till he cums all over himself
>I then scoop up the cum and shove it down the Audino's throat
>After I'm done cumming in his ass, I untie him from the ground and kick it into the cave wall
>Before it tries to escape, I pull out my master ball and capture it
>I take it home
>Audino now lives in my basement dungeon where it can't possibly escape
>Every night until the day I die, I rape it with the force of a thousand suns.
>My life is complete
>Audino is Love, Audino is Life

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>>29484680
Now THIS is advanced Fluffyposting.
delet this

>>29481608
justinRPG eats it all, and swallows it too!

Pokemon don't poop, OP.

>>29481715
>>29484929
Pokémon Mulch is excrement. Dialogue confirms.

All Pokemon poop except Brionne since she's an idol

>>29484680
Needs abuse.

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>>29482042
I knew what I was expecting, yet I still clicked

>>29491928
So does it start pooping again when it becomes a Primarina?

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>get home
>open trunk and find Audino in a pile of diarrhea
>she's scared and trembling
>I grab her fat leg and bring her to my raping room

>>29481608
Pokemon dont shit. Pokemon's bodies break single atoms of food and use all these protons and electrons as energy source (Thats why we have for example attacks like swift or hyper beam).

Haha poopies.
Farties and doo-doo :)
Lol

>>29482042
omfg this person is really fucked up in the head HAHHAHAHAHAHA
>20k views
oh god

>>29481608
Seeing as how they are all literally digital things, I would assume they don't produce waste.

That, or pokeballs.

>>29494524
I'll fucking crap down your throath, you dirty normie shitstain.

having an unironic pokémon scat fetish is really suffering thanks to the people who make it a meme

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>>29494907
Hey you! Get offa my planet!

>>29495580
sure, right after Francine takes a nice steamy dump in my mouth

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>>29495597
I think Stinky will be more akin to your """"""""""Taste""""""""""

>>29495663
I hate shitty puns
naw senpai I'm good with Francine shit

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Y'all motherfuckers never played Gen 4?

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>>29494907
**I'm in the same boat, sucks knowing just how cringy it is.**

**You got FA?**

>>29496818
Don't you love it when spoilers don't work and you MAKE A COMPLETE ARSE OF YOURSELF>>29496818
>>29496818

>>29496818

Hello fellow cripple chan user. Please be aware that this outdated site only uses spoiler tags with []. I wish we had a good /vp/

>>29496818
I do, but I have nothing on it. Why?

They do poop. As Gen 4 anon said. And also Meowth mentions it when the bird trio goes nuts in pokemon 2000.

The only types that don't probably poop are grass types, proving their superiority once again

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>>29484680
Don't ever show me that shit again

>>29496906
Just curious, there's a community for that sort of thing there and I wondered if you were someone I knew.

>>29497004
the only "community" I know from there is a bunch of shitters
what's your FA?

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>>29481608

>>29481608
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD STILL GOING!!!!????. It's simple you moron. If Pokemon can be trained to follow orders in battle they can trained to do their business outside. Like dogs.

>>29497050
Not sure I feel comfortable giving out the URL to it here. Just search for Lycanroc scat, I'm the degenerate behind that image.

>>29481608
do pokemons even poop, its not canon

>>29497164
yes Pokemon Poop. See Darumaka's dex entry.
>Darumaka's droppings are hot, so people used to put them in their clothes to keep themselves warm.

>>29497250
What the fuck WAS wrong with people?

>>29497164
if it eats it poops.

>>29497285
what you never put a warm turd in your pockets to keep your hands warm in the winter!?

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>>29481608
Well anon, one would assume that given the various attributes of pokemon, they would have equally varying types of feces. Thusly, there would be extremely varied methods of disposal for them. For example, Graveler consumes rocks and parts of itself chip away while it rolls down hills (1998 Pokedex entry), so there is a strong likelihood that no traditional disposal is needed, especially in the general environment in which it lives. However a Pokemon such as a Raticate would likely produce "standard" feces, and without knowing the general properties but assuming via the fact it lives in places traditionally known in the human world to be the habitats of real rats, it can be inferred that it produces similar feces, albeit on a larger scale. This would mean that there would have to be some method of disposal in urban areas, possibly a cleaner or some variant of one. In summary, it depends on the general species for how one would dispose of the waste produced by it.

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>Waillord poop

I'm masturbating furiously to the moltres pictue right now. You know which one.

>>29494555
Fuck off, sicko.

>>29494555
please do

>>29481608

Makes you wonder what objectmons would do to shit. Like what would a Magnemite shit out? And from where?

>>29497946
Magnemites produce electric discharge. A lot of the object mons have what they discard as waste being something that's part of it or something that keeps it running, such as Graveler chipping off bits of itself while it rolls down hills.

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>>29484415
>LOOK AT THIS SCAT
>THAT I JUST FOUND
>WHEN I SAY GO
>GET READY TO POST
>GO
>P-POST IT ON /trash/ NOT /vp/!