>Red is 30 >no wedding ring >no kids >30 years old

>>29477351
Seems faithful to all the genwunners that grew up identifying with Red

Also, he's old enough that his kid could be the champion

>>29477351
He is 20.

Men can wait until their late30s-40s to get married. Women need to marry by 30 or they only get losers

>wedding ring
Jesus what a loser

>>29477513
He was 12 in '96 you mong.

>>29477351
>having kids
Literally the worst thing you can do with your life

>>29477351
Rings are usually in the left hand.
His left hand is in his pocket, you can't see those fingers.

'96 was the year he graduated high school or college in, so he's 38+. L O E E S R

>>29477569
>implying is 2016 in S/M

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>>29477479

>>29477351
He ages slowly

>>29477569
The real world year isn't cohesive with the ingame year.

Red was 11 in the originals, dumbass.

>>29477569
How fucking old was he in the remakes then? And during the World Tournament, for that matter?

>>29477351

>buying into the wedding ring scam
>having leeches

Red is a wizard, I thought everyone knew that

>>29477479
Rude!

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>>29477351
>30 years old
>most famous trainer in the world
>getting married instead of banging every lass in the poke universe

>>29477668
~16

Let this Red is 30 meme die, at the most he's 20 to be just as old as the games.

>>29477351
Kanto women are soul-sucking bitches. He dodged a bullet.

>every culture symbolizes marriage by wearing a ring.

Why are murricans so ignorant?
Jee, is sad and cringy.

>>29477351
Yeah he should have impregnated some girl before he was 18, ignored his baby momma, and got locked up for gang activity by that age.

Because that's normal.

>>29479680
You seem upset

>>29477351
>Got to live his twenties as a free man
How is that a bad thing?

I think he's 20. And Pikachu is his true love, Blue is his bottom bitch.

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>>29477351
Anyone else notice how fucking skinny he is for a man his age?


It is disgusting. I can see the bone sticking out.

>>29477777
Meme thread, checking 7s

Not surprised, motherfuckers been living on a mountain all by himself for god knows how long

>>29477569
But pokemon doesn't run on real time years silly billy.

>>29477351

He's fucking Green and gay marriage isn't legal in the pkmn world

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Marriage is a sexist institution used to control women and not everyone wants children.

>>29480697
No shit he probably lives on that mountain still.

>>29477351
>30
where did this meme originate?

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>>29480697
>tfw I have a similar body type
>tfw it's because of my heightened metabolism I've had since I was a kid

>>29477351
>wedding ring
>kids
>signs of being successful and not of being enslaved

>>29477569
The remakes were in 2004