So why are they in a tropical region together when it's

>>29465961
Date? Honeymoon?

Why do you have to make it gay you putz?

>"Hey Red, did you get invited to this Battle Tree thing? "
>"..."
>"Smell ya there."

>>29466645
thirdst post berdst post

>>29465961
Because they're on their honeymoon together, obviously.

holy shit red is manly

>>29466775
He's fucking balding.

>>29466645
lmao

>>29465961
i want blue to smell my dick later

>>29466645
This is literally how it happened

>>29465961
Who's the top who's the bottom

>>29465961
>those 3/4 chinos
>that hand on hip
>on a tropical island together
I think you already know the answer anon.

Why do fags have to literally ruin everything?

>>29465961
Honestly, I am surprised that Red bothered to get down from the mountain in the first place. Did Blue have go all the way up to the top of the mountain to tell him that there's some strong trainers over at the battle tree?

>>29466906
Reds the bottom
Blue is the deceptive top who looks like a bottom

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>>29466775
He does look pretty hot nowadays

I'm just glad that we have a canon gay couple now

>>29467019
Red went down from the mountain after Gold defeteaded him

>>29466906
both are versatile. anything else is incorrect.

>>29467019
Red sperged out and went back to his moms house after Gold kicked his ass despite training in a mountain for 2 years

>>29465961
Blue's pants look gay as fuck.

>>29467056
>now

N and Hilbert were the first canon gay couple, anon.

Redgy/pixiv Red BTFO?

>>29466791
i wanna cum on that champion's bald head!

>>29466906
Red = top.

I want him to top me.

>>29465961

Red and Blue sitting in the tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
First comes love.
Then comes marriage.
Then comes Sun in the baby carriage,
Sucking his thumb,
Wetting his pants,
Doing the hula, hula dance!

IT CALL COMES TOGETHER!

WHERE IS GOLD AT

>>29466645
>Blue can read Red like an open book
>Red doesn't even have to say a word
Awww, so cute! Best Pokemon couple ever?

>>29467137
Red = masc bottom
Blue = Fem Top/vers

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>yfw Red's theme starts as Gen 1 8-bit, then slowly gets more modern until it's a full SM style remix when the crescendo hits

ITT: fags forcing relationships everywhere to compensate the fact they don't have one

>>29467200
Yes. Good.

>>29467144
>Your mother is actually a sperm donor who takes care of you while your fathers are out training

What do you think Red is doing after getting his ass beat by Gold and Nate?
Think he's some kind of celebrity in Kanto or is he still just traveling around the world instead of milking the whole child prodigy who stopped the local mafia thing?

>>29467242
girls just wanna have fun

>>29467205
too cool to be a possibility

Ash x gary

>>29466791
That was the first thing I tought.
Both of them look older, but not THAT older to be fucking bald.

>>29465961
At first I was gonna call you out for your gay shipping, but then I noticed Green is wearing lady's pants.

>>29467258
>girls
kek.

THERE ARE NO GAYS IN POKEMON

>>29467376
Maylene and Candice are so gay that they're banned from every carpet store in Sinnoh

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>>29467376

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>>29467376

>>29467250
>Red
>celebrity
He is a loner, he doesn't talk to people, he goes to mountains alone for long periods of times. He doesnt travel in groups nor double battles. He can not be a celebrity.

Nobody remembers him or his achievements except his mother and the Oak family. While Blue is mentioned by random locals around the world. The only guy that's close to a "friend" for Red is the same neighbour he was forced to play with as a kid in a town with 8 people.

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>>29467418

>>29466906
???
Red's on the left.
Blue's on the right.

>>29467376
There's at least one tranny in pokemon, safe to say that there are gays somewhere

Red aged really badly.

>>29467107

No it was Hilbert and the hiker

I know that this is difficult to understand for a shitstain autist like you, but going on vacation with your friends is a thing most normal people do.

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>>29467205
>starts out as Gen 2 soundfont
>switches to Gen 4 soundfont
>A hint of Gen 5 soundfont
>then blasts you into fucking hyperspace with a new remix

Red looks JUST.

Blue looks better somehow.

>>29467585
I actually do have gay sex with a lot of my friends while we are on vacation though

>>29467585
I don't know a single person who will go to a foreign country with just one friend, anon. That's more of a couple thing.

>>29467585
Oh, then I guess you have friends, huh?

>>29467473
C'mon anon. Try and keep up.

>>29465961
Blue is probably there to crush Alolan pussy

>>29467630
>not making new friends and having gay sex with them instead
What are you, homosexual?

>>29467440
>>29467441
not gay

>>29467205
>>29467597
Yes! Please do this.

>>29465961
Oh shit, I just realized they look 25ish because most people who started with their games when they were new are now around that age.

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So are we gonna post porn or not?

>>29467683
crush red's boy pussy in alola

>>29467585
>hey bro wanna go on a tropical vacation to a faraway island, just you and me? no homo.

>>29466589
can't make gay what already is gay

>>29466906
Red is versatile top and blue is versatile bottom

>>29467739
Do it.

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>>29467694
>Not gay

I'm pretty sure Harley uses female pronouns and crossdresses.

>>29465961
because Kanto and Johto haven't legalized gay marriage

>>29467739
Do it!.

>>29467855
Because he is very secure with his masculinity.

>>29467739
Do me!

>>29465961
I hate this fucking board

>>29467855
And flirted with Brock

>>29467855
look at how not gay he is

https://youtu.be/e6Me4lxXles?t=1m44s

>>29467652
To be fair I'm straight and I go on vacation with just one friend, I've known him since we were 10 and now we are on our 20's so we are like brothers. Not that it applies to thi situ.... oh wait.

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>>29467923
>>29467844
best I have

>>29467630
Get it

>>29468013
Thats gay

>>29467683
>implying any Alolan slut would want to fuck Blue with his taller, more handsome and more famous friend around

>>29468019
blue is too tall

>>29467739
I'm gonna need some sources desu

>>29468007
>watching dub harley

>>29468052
I'm sad that you can only experience friendship in group activities anon.

>>29468003
cry moar fggt

>>29468019
That's some decent quality artwork in such a short span, hot damn.

>>29468003
oh honey, no one cares

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>YFW PIC RELATED
PLEASE GF.

>>29468003
I'm with you anon. I'm with you.

>>29468105
jp Harley's more blatant with his uttering of 'atashi' all the time.

Or is that not what you're arguing at all? It's hard to tell sometimes.

>>29468007
>Not the episode where Harley dresses as May

>>29467376
There was a locked room in Sea Mauville with two female trainers one was blushing and the other one was "training her" thats why she locked the door

>>29468105
dubbed harley is so bad it's good

>>29468055
their in-game models seem to be around the same height, though. and blue is super famous, too (lumiose pokemon center woman).

>>29465961
Red looks like an angsty 27 year old.

>>29467376
>Wallace
>Tucker

>>29467376
Explain Hilbert and N, then.

>>29467597
....source?

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>>29465961
you think red calls blue daddy?

i mean after not having a father in his life he must have some daddy issues

>>29465961
Was blue always that short?

>>29467585
>>29467652
Why would you want to go together with friends when you can go alone? Just imagine all the fun you can have by yourself, without pesky friends interrupting your desires. You could be like the wind, and the girls you will met like the rain.

>>29466791
High test, anon

>>29468457
he peaked in highschool

>>29468507
Who did?

>>29468456
you say that as if they both didn't have daddy issues.

>>29468456
Blue doesn't have a Dad either. Or a mother. He just has an old grandpa and a sister.

>>29468484
being asked if you want a refill on your water isn't meeting girls, anon

>>29468484
Because my friends are actually fun?

>>29468484
I'd rather go with the person I'm dating. Too lonely by myself, and when I did the group thing in New York I hardly got to see anything I wanted to see for myself.

>>29468555
>>29468549
Blue had oak though so he was at least a father figure

>>29468632
a distant, senile old man who doesn't even remember his grandson's name.

>>29468632
He doesn't even remember what Blue's name is.
just like my dad

So how long until there's lewd art of them?

>>29466906
Red is a power bottom but both of them are switches

>Best trainers around the world hear of a new league opening up
>They go Alola to try to be one of the first challengers/champions of the league
>Sun cucks them all out of it

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Not enough cute

>>29467739
>kuroshinki

good taste

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Wish he kept the look, but it's probably fucking hot in Alola so he had to lose the jacket and long pants

How old are they now?

>>29468837
Sun confirmed for CANON strongest trainer ever.

>>29465961
>not going to exotic island with your best friend to fuck natives

>>29467012
>implying it's not straight girls shipping them
though
>implying girls on the internet

>>29468451
It's wishful thinking and/or speculation. Though I liked how they remixed the Groudon and Kyogre battle themes with the original sound fonts into the primal reversion theme fading in and out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DLmy1J1zhM

>>29466589
Why does it have to be straight?

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>>29468883
>it's
>HOT
>in
>alola

>>29468624
That's why you go with +1 or +2 friends only, so you guys can hang out and fuck hawaiian bitches without compromising sightseeing.

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>>29465961
>gay marriage is legal in Alola

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>>29469018
>gay marriage is legal
>marrying your machamp is legal
>Alola is the region of doing whatever the fuck you want

>>29469018
>they already got married in kalos
>this is their honeymoon

>>29467295

I was balding at 17, and I've met people who had it start even sooner.

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>>29469052
>Alola is the region of doing whatever the fuck you want

I have seen nothing to deny this statement

>>29469099
Goddamn, I'm so sorry anon

did you still get carded or nah

>>29467473
underage. report to mods

>>29469099
I was balding at 20, so I bulked up and got a buzz cut. Feels good.

>>29467597
my fucking cock

>>29468457
The artwork is not to scale. Look at the game models.

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they're just two bros okay

>>29469227
Two bros that fuck each other's holes

>>29469227
cute

>>29467079
>>29467088
>>29467250
Why does /vp/ hate the name Ethan? I don't see people calling Brendan Ruby or Hilbert Black nowhere as often as I see Gold.

>>29468938
I meant that lewd gif

>>29467250
>What do you think Red is doing after getting his ass beat by Gold and Nate?
Increasing his losing streak

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>>29465961
So does this mean the parallel universe thing is confirmed retarded and false?

>>29469384
That's because it was established early on that Brendan's name was Brendan, while Gold didn't really have a canon name of his own. Since Red retained his name, and all other canon besides the Legend of Thunder referred to him as Gold, it was easy to assume. It feels like his name got retconned more than anything, but it's better than being completely replaced. I'm looking at you, Lyra.

>>29469018
>Gay marriage is legal in Alola
>Don't make a gay marriage Pokemon

>>29468850
Blue, this is why Red never talks. Don't make fun of your boyfriend.

>>29465961
>Alola is building a league
>They need to send officials to supervise and inspect its talent to elect its Gym Leaders' E4

>>29469507
No idea, but I'm pretty sure people considered Origins to be cannon with ORAS and XY so this doesn't really confirm or deny.

>>29469541

This makes most sense especially if we assume that since you can "scout" people at the battle tree, the battle tree is being used by the officials to find the people they need for their league.

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>>29469507
>ORAS at the same time as XY
>ORAS taking place after BW
Are you dumb?

>>29469513
I'm hoping that Gold, Silver, and Crystal show up at Battle Tree and Lyra gets nothing.

>>29469507
The parallel world thing is pretty obviously just a way of acknowledging the original versions of remade games happening as they originally were somewhere. /vp/ blows it out of proportion thinking gamefreak keeps track of several timelines instead of just assuming true the most recent versions of the events and tossing the originals aside as"alternative version"

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>>29469541
>You and the friends you meet on your journey will form Alolas very first Pokemon League with you as champ
>They specialize in a type and fight you once during the main game

>>29465961
LOL I AM LITERALLY LOLING AT YOU RED FAGS.

Red is a faggot while Ash is banging Serena as we speak.

>>29466791
How can you tell? He's wearing a fucking cap.

>>29469782
Why do you think he's wearing that cap?

>>29469507
No, the parallel universe theories still say Kanto happened, but it played out a bit differently (similar to how ORAS and RS have slight differences). Most people cite Origins as an example of how it could have happened differently.

>>29469776
Ash/Serena is a bad fanfic at best and Red is hot af. Deal with it

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>>29465961
you know why

>>29469653
>>29469541
>>29469732
>build your own league

don't do this to me anons cause I know the real thing won't be nearly as cool

>>29469898
The Chinese leaks did say that was what this game's plot was, but nobody knew what the hell he was talking about until now.

>>29469841
>Ash/Serena is a bad fanfic at best and Red is hot af. Deal with it
Salty Mistyfag detected.

>>29469227
Oh sure, when dudes do this it's gay. But when two girls in my class fell asleep on each other during my seminar, it's perfectly straight.

>>29469962
Yes, exactly.

>>29469898
>trial captains specialize in certain types, but due to the nature of trials you don't battle all of them during the main game
>empty lots in every major city
>seven captains and four kahunas
>last trailer mentioned the Alola League still being built
>mentioned in the chinese leaks
Building your own league, where the captains become gym leaders and the kahunas the E4, is pretty much confirmed at this point, m8

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>>29469962
correct

>>29469962
You do know when that happens in japanese fiction yurifags take that as evidence just like the fujoshi do right?

I agree it's stupid, just pointing out two girls falling asleep like that in this context would be homo as well.

>>29469776
>Ash is banging Serena as we speak.
kek. enjoy your ARORA.

>>29470030
Who is the 8th Gym leader then?
Hau? Guzma?

>>29469776
Ash can bang Serena while Red can bang Blue. What's the problem?

>>29469962
Girls can hug, touch each other's hair and face, kiss each other on the cheeks, and hold hands in public without it being gay

Guys can't

Sorry but that's how it works in almost every civilized country, faggot

>>29468019
i need this

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I've been riding the hype train for Sun and Moon since the beginning and I've forgiven or rationalized everything wrong, even the anime redesigns, until now.

For some reason seeing Red and Blue in the trailer looking like that makes me feel so sad and angry and I can't put my finger on why.

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>>29465961
Not just this thread but lately /vp/ more and more subtly has been turning into /co/mblr Pokemon edition.

Why do gayfags have to ruin everything? Actually faggotory isn't even the best type of faggotory.

>>29470109
I'm about 99.9% sure that if we can make gyms, then the 8th will be Guzma yeah.

>>29470142
>Liking the anime redesigns
>Not like Red and Blue's redesigns
I don't get this.

>>29470148
>Actually
I meant actual, dumb autocorrect

>>29470069
Standards of behaviour are different for men and women. Pushing for this unrealistic "equal opportunity" makes no sense whatsoever in the real world. If you see two guys showing physical intimacy, yes, it's likely they're gay. The same thing cannot be said if it's two women.

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>>29470148
how do you even know what /co/ is like

>>29470148
Please don't post Chicken-chan's girlfriend along with posts like that

>>29470135
Not always. Abe Lincoln shared a bed with his m8s and probably wasn't gay.

I just wanna be m8s with my m8s

Fucking modern American prudes

>>29468962
Faggot

>>29470109
I can definitely see Guzma reforming, yeah

>>29470180
I didn't like the anime redesigns, not at all. I just was able to look past them better than Red and Blue's redesigns. Red and Blue's redesigns seem really wrong for some reason.

>96 on reds shirt

nice touch

>>29470148
>He thinks /co/mblr is anything else but /pol/ and /v/ shitposters trying to fuck with /co/ due to mods not being able to stop the leaks of stupidity from their boards.

Nigga believe me, we know our retards and shitposters, and pretty much everyone agrees that there is a new load of idiots.

But let's ignore that thing, and focus in how Red and Blue are cute, CUTE!!!

AND SEXY

>>29470181
>phoneposting anime girl poster

Fucking degenerate.

>>29469862
I drew that shit and i keked hard at this
You did it better

>>29470148
>2016
>pretending fujoshis only exist on tumblr

>>29470230
>using standards from hundreds of years ago

>>29470428
>fujoshis
[continued laughter]

>>29470230
>wasn't
Why do we have writings about Lincon engaging in thigh sex, then?

>>29470503
>using standards from hundreds of years ago where homos would have been beaten to death forever

That's pretty significant actually

>>29466906
Red's vers but Blue is a strict top. He tells Red he's a switch too and keeps promising Red he can top one of these days but it never happens.

>>29470279
>Red and Blue's redesigns seem really wrong for some reason.
You just find it weird that their face and body figure don't look like kids anymore now look like young adults.

This happens all the time in real life. I am actually surprised how realistic their adult selves look.

Most animes suck at portraying older character designs.

>>29470563
you okay, mate?

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>>29467739
DO IT

>>29467376
>What are half the Ferris Wheel dates

>>29467739
Man the Tumblrites are fast at art.

WHY does literally EVERYTHING have to be gay now?

>>29467440
wtf i hate cacturne now

>>29470772
If you like girls then two girls are better than just one girl with one guy

If you like guys then two guys are better than one guy and one girl

It's just basic math

>>29469962
I know right anon? I just wish I could rest on my handsome bro's powerful shoulder where I feel safe and right and it feels like the best feeling in the world without it being a gay thing you know?

>>29467144
Delete this

>>29470148
Actual faggotry is the best kind of faggotry. Everything else is weak shit.

>>29467012
>>29467242
>>29467376
>>29467585
>>29468003
>>29468157
>>29466589
>>29470247
>>29470135
>>29470148
>>29470772
What did /vp/'s insecure closet cases mean by this?

>>29468055
Blue is actually a bigger deal than Red, no one actually knows Red by name because he fucked off to train. They don't remember the child prodigy that defeated Team Rocket was also a former Champion.

Blue is an Oak, a former Champion, and (former?) Gym Leader. He's recognizable.

>>29470772
>WHY does literally EVERYTHING have to be gay now?
If you people can draw tons of porn of a damn fruit in a few hours, then I can at least expect some porn of some attractive human males fucking.

>>29465961
Golly, Anon. That question sure sounds like you want me to say they are gay.

But what if, and this is a big what if, Professor Oak was on Alola and he asked his two protégés to come to the island for matters of Pokémon research?

Or y'know, this might be a million to one shot but maybe due to the presence of a newly developing Pokémon league, champions and league members from other leagues are invited to oversee things.

But no, they're obviously just gay for each other, right OP?

>>29470915
>What did /vp/'s insecure closet cases mean by this?
It means your a faggot and need to die :)

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>>29470967
OR MAYBE THEY'RE GAY

>>29470109
>Guzma "dies" in the main story with a moment of redemption. Credits roll letting the player think he really bought it.
>Postgame, you start by visiting him in the hospital just when he's about to be released.
>Tries to put up a front about how being a hero by accident is cramping his style
>Some time has passed, construction on the new league is about to be completed
>Trial captains are invited to the Battle tree test their skills and be scouted by League Officials from around the globe.
>The purpose of your visit was to hand him an invitation
>He eggs you on some more like he doesn't care.
>You leave the room and the camera shifts to him tucking his lip, tears rolling down

>>29470970
What did this underage closet case mean by this?

>>29465961
Is Blue a manlet? Without that spiky hair he must be quite a bit shorter than Red.

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>>29466645
>"Hey Red, what's up?"
>"...... .... ....... ........"
>"Me? I'm going to Alola for the summer. My Gramps' cousin lives there. Will be staying with him."
>"....... ......"
>"Better plan, come with me. We'll have a blast."
>"........ ........ ......... ..."
>That too. It'll be super hot, so don't take your jackets with you."

>>29470967
>But no, they're obviously just gay for each other
Yes, I am glad we see eye to eye on this.

>>29470967
Why are /vp/ hets so especially whiny? Christ, just call us faggots and fuck off.

I hope Red starts talking after you prove your worth in battle. The slinece joke is getting boring.

>>29471067
>It'll be super hot
oh it will.

>>29471067
Is he like this during sex as well?

>>29469052
Except building sand castles.

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>>29471067
Quiet, just how I like them.

>>29471107
they build themselves

>>29471062
They're around the same height in the games.

>>29469956
no I ship Ash/Latias.

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>>29471067
>We'll have a blast
>don't take your jackets with you
>It'll be super hot

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>>29470967
>how dare someone have fun!!!
Just admit you want to suck dick already, anon.

>>29468972
FUCK YOOOUUUU

>>29466906
Blue is a powerbottom obviously

>>29470967
But only one of those option results in porn.

>>29470967
cry moar, sperg

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>>29471423
no reds the power bottom

>>29469099
Use minoxidil

>>29471423
>>29471491
What if they're both power bottoms?

Shipping is pretty bad, but the only decent thing to be is versatile/switch.

>>29469962
One more consequence of toxic masculinity that affects guys too

>>29471611
They came to Alola to find guys to fuck both of them.

I only need Red to be a bottom though. He just looks like he'd be a masc bottom on grindr or something.

Why is no one posting more gay art?

>>29470970
i love it when you whine

>>29469962
Well, I hug my friends all the time. You anglos are just stuck up.

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>>29471715
It's only been a few hours, anon.

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>>29469776
>implying serena is better than green in any way

end yourself.

>>29466906
They battle every time before they do it, winner chooses.

>>29469804
because that's part of Red's signature design ?_?

>>29471777
Why would you willingly touch another human? That's gross. I try to avoid even shaking hands with guys I know.

>>29471825
Well they better hurry up, I'm waiting for the 69.

>>29471877
So Red always tops

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>>29470967
Here's the thing though. I totally get people reaching for "Blue and Red are a couple" because that actually ads some characterization. In order to make him interesting, people have to MAKE UP backstories and motivations for Blue about him losing his Raticate and wanting to impress the grandpa who constantly gives his Blue shit can't even remember his own grandson's name but loves Red. Meanwhile, Red is cardboard cut out, which works for a silent protag, but he's not a silent protag anymore. These long time rivals being a couple actually adds something INTERESTING to them, especially in regards to their dynamic as rivals which is basically all they have as characters and adding to it.

Also, people shipped them forever because people always have shipped and always will. It goes back hundreds/thousands of years ago with matchmakers. So it's best to just get used to it.

>>29471877
Truly a perfect relationship

Cute and versatile gay boys.

>>29471984
>implying Red wouldn't choose to bottom half of the time

>>29472018
People have to make up shit about Red too being Giovanni's kid just to make not boring.

>you will never go off into a tropical love hotel with Red while Ten Carat Hill plays in the background

Theyre literally meeting up for the first time again at the fucking Battle Tree. Watch the trailer again, he says hes still as silent as ever, implying they havent seen eachother in years and not much has changed. Jesus fucking christ people

>>29472177
>reunion sex in a tropical love hotel

>>29465961
They went to Alola to spit-roast the chicken

>>29472177
/thread

>>29472177
>what do you say we celebrate our meet up by spit roasting the hell out of this twerp?

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>>29467205

>>29466698
B-B-BIRD UP!

>>29472177
Oh yeha, they totally ignored each other during the PWT, didn't they.

You're an idiot.

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>people still hating on based gays in 2016

Is this actually a thing? Holy shit, I can't even.

>>29472209
>chicken
I think you mean Sun, anon

They couldn't resist his (canon) eleven (11) Kanto boy feets

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>>29471923
Closest I got for you, anon.

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they seriously look like a gay couple
Blue hipster clothes aren't helping at all to say otherwise

>>29472324
>>29471923
>they have competitions on who cums first
Who wins, and who cheats first by prodding the prostate?

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>>29471104
I bet he's extremely vocal. Constant noise complaints from the neighbors.

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Gay doodle.

>>29472324
wtf im gay now

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>>29472376
Blue does of course. He just slams two fingers up there and Red's out.

>>29472434

Now imagine a machamp holding Red as it rams it mssive cock in Reds ass while Blue records it

Are you still gay?

>>29472461
Red doesn't talk or make any kind of noise.
What would he sound like during sex?

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>>29472390
shit file name

>>29472373
Am I in 1999 all over again?

>>29472461
Why does he have large breasts?

>>29472494

He makes noise i bet. Even Mutes moan and grunt when they fuck.

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>>29472494
He saves his voice for Blue clearly. Only Blue gets to hear him say his name.

>>29472531
Bara.

>>29472536
LEWD

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>>29472394
Also this is cute anon.

Think I'm out of art already.

>>29469507
>ORAS at the same time as XY/BW2

The timeline was fine, why did that little bit of idiocy need to be put there? It's obvious it just takes RSE's place in the timeline.

>>29472603
giving big pecs to a twink doesn't make him bara

>>29472603
source pls

>tfw at work and keep thinking about this

My dick hurts.

So what are inevitable doujins of these two going to be like?

What's the twitter/pixiv tag for red and blue? Can't seem to find the new ones.

GUYS IM GETTING CRAZY I FELL IN LOVE WITH A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER

AAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>29472671
it makes him a twunk

>>29472726

>>29472726
Time to fap.

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masuda in T - 10

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>>29472671
True but it's the only explanation I have. At least Red is cute.

>>29472680
http://revolocities.tumblr.com

>>29472726
STOP STOP PLEASE IM DYING I CANT BECOME GAY

>>29472726
SAUCE?

>>29472726

More, please for the love of Arceus.

>>29472671
Swimmer bods are better than bara anyday

>>29472815
I drew it

>>29472324
>>29472461
>>29472603
I'm gay and people can draw whatever the fuck they want, but I feel like departing so much from the actual designs is fucking stupid.

inb4
>hurr no fun allowed

So, is Red going to be Sun exclusive and Blue Moon exclusive?

>>29472873
drawr blue topping red next

They'll adopt a kid.
Name it Purple.

>>29472878
>departing so much from the actual designs
what

>>29472873
oshit, your art is great anon
blog?

>>29472905
In jp it's named Teal?

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>>29472739

レッド and グリーン respectively

>>29472878
How the fuck do you think I feel towards every girl in this series ever? Nobody ever draws them the way that they look in canon.

>>29472808
>http://revolocities.tumblr.com
>male
I saw that person's art some weeks ago and thought they were a girl, but I should have know I was wrong since the guys looked pretty good and girls usually have shit taste in men

>>29472878
Waifu fags do it all the time. Porn's rarely on model

>>29472915
>giving them huge arms, pecs and abs when their designs are obviously slim, average young men

>>29472950
Artists are on point

>>29471018
This holy shit yes

>>29473001
their body types are probably the least striking part of their designs

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>>29472948
>red and green make teal

>>29472985
I don't fap to women, so that hasn't ever bothered me. It's stupid, too, yeah.

>this thread
wtf i love red x blue now

I weep for gold and silver :( Someone direct me to some good art of them to fill the hole.

>>29473001

Its' called a fucking fetish. Why don't you whine at every single artist who draws girls humongous boobs?

>>29472373
>middle school
More like elementary school. Or did they not have canon ages?

>>29472873
Thank you, anon.

>>29472904
Maybe later
>>29472917
fudanshitter at tumblr

>>29473040
They are when you completely change them.

>>29473064
See above.

but yeah >hurr no fun allowed

>>29473069
They were 11

>>29473069
that's just how everyone puts that meme

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from /y/

>>29472481
Gayer than ever.

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>>29472726
More whenever you wanna please

>>29472985
I prefer it to be in some cases. Some styles just don't do it.

>>29473098
Nice art anon

>>29472726
>>29473124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WJ_BlOQGmo

>>29473151
Yeah I'll do some later but kinda tired right now
>>29473184
Thanks

>>29472878
They're just in a different art style, dude. No reason to sperg about it.

>>29473124
God fucking bless.

>smell ya later is literal and blues way of saying he will give red a blowjob later and smell his musk as Blue buried his face into Reds pubes

>>29472977
I guess that's to make them look less underage

>>29473287
Is this gayspeak?

>>29473264
>They're just in a different art style, dude. No reason to sperg about it.
>stating an opinion you disagree with is sperging
When will this meme end.

>>29473063

>fill the hole

ew, fag

>>29473287
Sure it's not gonna be a rimjob?

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>>29472726
I'm not even homo but that's pretty good

>>29472985
have you ever seen on model ed edd and eddy porn?

that's what nightmares are made of.

>>29470148

They are both becoming Wizardchan

>>29473311
Uh, you've never heard the word blowjob before?

>>29473344
The fact you're sperging is what makes it sperging my dude.

>>29472804
fake

>>29473069
10-11

which could be on the younger end for middle school. I was 10 when I entered 6th grade

>>29473459
>The fact you're sperging is what makes it sperging my dude.
There he is. There he goes again.

>>29472873
I love you.

>>29469227
>who says they didnt take the ss anne?

>>29473534
good god stop replying already

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>>29465961
It's funny how the way the concept art is scaled makes Blue look like a manlet, while on the in-game screenshot he actually looks like the taller one.

>>29465961

>friend spends all his time on top a freezing mountain and never speaks
>take the fucking lunatic to a tropical tour
>there's another damn mountain in there and he actually went just to stand atop of it

>>29473640
Pffft, smell ya later.

>>29473712
Surprise, Ohmura is shit.

>>29473712
To be fair, it looks like his hair has a lot of volume

>>29473712
To be fair it's probably his hair. I doubt either of them are manlets, they're probably the same height.

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>>29473786