"96" in Red's tee. 1996 was the Red/Green ga

>>29464478
Which means Red is 20!!!
And ripe for the picking ;)
Fuck me daddy!

>>29464478
Dats cool man

>>29464501
>Red is only a year older than me
Well.
Shit.

>>29464501
>red was an infant in red/blue
stop
Red is at least 30

>>29464478
Yup not firered leafgreen. No leaf and oras wally.

Guess Diamond Pearl and black and white event don't exist yet until they get remakes.

>>29464501
>implying 11+20=20

>>29464501
>20
>daddy
MODS

>>29464478
I want to give him a prostate massage

>>29464535
cynthia is in it you fuckwit

> Tapu Z Moves are just super fang
Who allowed this to happen

If Gen I and III are concurrent, why is Wally still a kid?

>>29464529
It hasn't been 20 years from RBGY to SM, dumbass. Especially when in XY it is stated Blue went to Kalos for college.

They are 20 to celebrate the 20th anniversary

>>29464478
>implying it doesn't stand for something more subtle
>"It's le original gamez debut year guise! XD"

Nice logic, normalfag.

>>29464527

>Red is 5 years younger than me

>>29464604
Hoopa hole.

>>29464561
>>29464561
Which has oras wally. ORAS states many unova events haven't taken place yet.
Checkmate christfag.

>>29464592
Their signature move (Nature's Madness) is Super Fang. Guardian of Alola is 75%. No one's ever going to waste an item slot and their one Z-Move per battle on that, but still

>>29464478
>awwwww *0*
Global rule 2.

>>29464604
Its rby red and ORAS Wally.

New timeline.

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>>29464529
time doesn't move the same speed in-game as in real life
That shouldbe apparent just from looking at the two characters. Those two are NOT 30
For all we know, this might be set the same time as BW

>>29464529
They look way younger. They're 18-20 at the very least.

>>29464501
Feels good to be the same age as him.

>>29464478
>*0*
I hope you lung cancer.

>>29464664
>>29465000

ITT: Autistos doesn't get the new Cosmog meme *0*

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>>29464529
Even better

Fuck me daddy Red

>>29464592
On the other hand, it's the strongest Z-move if it hits something that resists it, like Electric to Alola Exeggutor.

>>29464657
Gen 3 and Gen 1 don't take place at the same time. Gen 3 takes place during or after Gen 2, but before Gen 4

>>29465941
dayum

>>29464478
You can transfer pokemon from Red Blue and Yellow to the bank then to SM right?
>Red's Pikachu vs Red's Pikachu

>>29466353
What proof do you have to prevent me from telling you you're wrong

>>29467783
..and temporal paradox.

>>29464501
God dammit anon

>>29464529
He's in his 20s likely.

FRLG = 11
(3 years later)
HGSS = 14
(At the very least 7 + 2 years later)
BW2 = 23

SM doesn't seem like it happened all that long after XY, so maybe a year or 2 at best.

So he maybe 24 or 25, since XY happened at the same as BW2.

>>29471213
>my age
my body is red-y

how did GF go so right with this?

>>29471213
Also his dad is definitely Looker. I mean look at that jaw

>>29464501
That was the year he graduated college.

>>29464619
Hope Blue has a Mega, too, then.

>>29464604
Wally is sick enough that his growth was stunted.

He is forever stuck as a 20 year old manlet.

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>>29464501
Boi

>>29471473
pidgeot, alakazam, or whatever his starter was would all be likely ones