Haha, they cut a part out of the English site description fo

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>>29463139
o-oh

>brutal as fuck
new waifu

>>29463139
Remember the Alola

>>29463139
At least they died for a good cause.

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This is my new favorite pokemon. Fucking brutal

>>29463139
Is she coming out of a vagina? Fleshlight Tapu.

Wonder if we'll learn more about the war. Wasn't there a bit about his scales killing people as he casually sprinkled too many on folks?

>>29463386
>Tapu Lele scatters glowing scales that physically affect others—providing stimulation to their bodies and healing their illnesses or injuries. But these scales can be dangerous as well, because a body can’t withstand the changes brought about by contact with too many scales at the same time. It will scatter its scales over humans and Pokémon for its own enjoyment; while it is innocent in one sense, there is also cruelty in the way it casually brings others to ruin.

>>29463139
Just read the official description, this one is brutal. Is it yandere-like? It's chaotic good I guess.

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>>29463139
Wow, Alola's fucking brutal

>>29463139
How does its enclosed look would look like for a head during its Z-Move?

>>29463139
is she a cocaine scale snail?

>>29463139
>That description
Holy fuck she's brutal.

Much better than expected.

Would you kindly take a look-see at the other Tapu? I'm interested to know if the localization cut off more stuff like that.

>>29463139
i thought the edgy versions were a US gimmick

I don't get why they bother censoring it in this day and age where every kid shoots and cusses at people online.

Anyway, Fairy type is finally living up to its whimsical demon roots. Alola has done a lot to get it away from the pink blob stereotype.

>>29463739
that was just an excuse to introduce more fairies
same with the dark type rebalance in alola

>>29463686
What? No. Pokemon always has incredibly dark lore. This shit is standard for all Nintendo games that looks kiddie.

>>29463686
You don't understand east asian lore, do you? Life and death are topics that kids are expected to understand. My textbooks are old stories that can involve quite a lot of murder and beheadings.

Why do they insist on censoring this great lore?

I'm salty as fuck

>>29463860
>>29463928
ughhh?!! ò.ò'''
i mean le ebin angry kirby and other children digital games edits that US has for their versions >_<

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>>29463684
There's nothing changed on the other Tapus' pages.

I've read all the Japanese pages, the only other one censored on the English site is Morelull of all Pokemon. The English description cuts out a line about how its sleep spores that it shoots high in the sky once affected a passing airplane and almost caused a fatal plane crash.

>captcha: select the airplanes

>>29464038
>ò.ò'''
>>_<
kys

>>29464088
Was crashing planes with no survivors part of your plan?

>>29464088
kek
dumb ameridogs still salty about le world trade center x^D

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>>29464088
Plane crash, you say?

>>29464006
because moralfag 1990s parents morphed into overprotective 2010s parents, and still have just as much lawyer

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>>29463139
Another JOJO reference?

>>29463556
It's a snail

Day 1 pirate.
Sick of this censor bullshit.
>Inb4 "but all pokemon games have been censored in some way"
Doesn't make it any more right.

>>29464252
It's a butterfly. The two long hair bits look like proboscises, and the two bumps/ridges seen in the image are on the other side, too.

>>29464147
it's kym
know your meme
educate urself é_è

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>>29464088

He's a big mushroom.

>>29464088
>There's nothing changed on the other Tapus' pages
Ah. Too bad. Thanks though.

>its sleep spores that it shoots high in the sky once affected a passing airplane and almost caused a fatal plane crash
I'm tempted to make a joke considering the amount of accident in the past few months, but it probably won't fly.

>>29464365
hehe

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>>29464038
>>29464340
You have to be 18+ to use this website

>>29464333
I'm sick of censorship too, but good luck changing their minds about what TPCi thinks is suitable for kids

I'm already buying SM used because Gen VI was such a disaster I don't want to give Game Freak any more of my money. That way it's both cheaper and I won't feel as burned

>>29464365
Anon, that was just plane wrong
Fuck that was terrible

>>29464482
>he doesn't have a hacked 3DS

>>29464364
ayy lmao

>>29464509
I don't really give enough of a fuck to mod my 3DS. I don't go out much anyway. Only reason I have it because it has the best games this last generation

>>29463139
>obfuscating and fabcricating information that no one would have fucking cared about if it was left alone and properly translated

I hate the west and its flippant and demeaning attitude.

>>29463430
So it can literally cause cancer?

As that's how I'm reading that

>>29463139

I want to fuck this until my final breath

So the scales cause "overstimulation..." like an aphrodisiac?

>Tapu Koko won't come to your aid if you're in danger
>Tapu Lele overdoses people and Pokémon for its own amusement
>Tapu Fini hates humans in general
>Tapu Bulu doesn't like starting battles and only attacks evil people

One of these things is not like the others

>>29465145
>the bull is the nice one

>>29463430
>a body can’t withstand the changes brought about by contact with too many scales at the same time
The scales turn them into violent fighting machines.

Ultra Beasts are from an alternate world where certain NPCs were metamorphosed by such scales.

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>>29463500
I improved this a bit.

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Praise Tapu Lele.

Kommo-o is shit and so is anyone who actually likes it.

>>29465735
>Tears

Remove them and it's perfect

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>>29465761
ezpz

>>29463139
>They couldn't possibly get that many movies out of the anime. There is a legend right there in the trailer at the beginning and they aren't even antagonistic.

>>29465789
Fucking fantastic.

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>tfw John Gamefreak LITERALLY copied a /vp/ fakemon design

I wanna FUCK Tapu Lele

>>29463139
Top Lel

>>29464804
Well actually it's more like you drinking 7 cartons worth of red bull in one sitting.

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>the warriors, empowered by the scales

?

TAPU LELE A FUCKING CUTE!!!!

>>29463430
So they're life fibers, basically

>>29468184

Is that literally all you can think of that gives stimulation? I mean the scales could also be cocaine.

topu lel