why is umbreon such a cuck? espeon has magic bounce whereas umbreon

>>29452815
it's doing its best

back to /pol/ faggot

>>29452815
Umbreon is still one of the best walls in the game so who cares?

>>29452861
it's not even the best UU wall

>>29452861
Did you miss that fairy typing came out this past gen?

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How do we improve Umbreon then?

>>29453376
thicker thighs, wider hips

>>29453376
>put a dress on it

No improvement needed.

>>29452815
Swagger+Foul Play did wonders for it.
inb4 Smogon is the only metagame that counts

>>29453474
Yeah but Sableye is better at it.

>>29453376
Well, you can't change its type and or buff its stats because its an eeveelution. However:

>When agitated, this POKéMON protects itself by spraying poisonous sweat from its pores

Give it Poison Heal as a HA

>>29453388
>he wants to fuck dogs

>>29453538
>>When agitated, this POKéMON protects itself by spraying poisonous sweat from its pores
the correct answer is to give it salandit pheromones and an insatiable libido

>>29453482
Sableye is better at Magic Bounce too.

>>29453376
Prankster hidden ability

>>29453554
Goodness no.
I just want to masturbate to them.

>>29453538
Poison Touch you mean.

>>29453376
Give it Magic Bounce.

>>29453576
That is so (I kek'd)

>>29453376
magic guard

>>29453583
Poison Touch makes more sense but it would hardly help umbreon

>>29452826
Nice pass, fag.

foul play
wish
toxic
protect

with modest nature

>>29456304
>modest umbreon

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>>29456304
>Modest
>No Special moves
>Ever using Special moves with Umbreon anyways

>>29452815
What it doesn't have in battle, it makes up for in amount of porn.
Umbreon has the most porn out of all the eeveelutions by a longshot, I think. No idea why.

>>29453554
>Umbreon
>Dog
,':^)

>>29456475
furries, goths, ad edgelords have a lot of crossover

>>29452815
Why are these two Eeveelutions magnets for faggots?