Brionne is 87.5% male. There is no reason why it should be wearing a frilly top like a girl who went to some girl store to buy a girl top like a girl. If you use a male Brionne, you’d better be ready to give up your man card because you are either [1] a gay, or [2] a girl, and I honestly don’t know which is worse. Gay girls are fine, though, of course, since they’re hot.
During my first run of Pokémon Y, I picked a male Fennekin without knowing what its evolutions looked like. When it evolved into Braixen I immediately went into a coma. After I woke up, the doctor said I had lost 80% of my brain function, but I didn’t care or understand what she (a woman doctor!) said. Now I draw pictures of boobs and virginias for three hours every day to try to regain my manhood.
I decided to try to fix Brionne and make it more masculine. Now it is powerful. You might be wondering about Brionne having a 12.5% chance to be female, but I think this design would be appropriate for women, too. I saw a lady wearing pants yesterday and I still got turned on—I think that proves my point.
I just wish Pokémon would follow nature more closely like I do.
>>29435307
Wtf is the nose a dick?
Anon, a piece of your bait fell off.
Let me help you.
>>29435307
Really nice op, could you fix the fire fox as well?
I tried to ignore your shit post but
> gay, or [2] a girl, and I honestly don’t know which is worse. Gay girls are fine, though, of course, since they’re hot.
this triggered me because I knew people who actually thought like this
>>29435345
>>29435360
I think it's pretty obvious that op is joking anon
the dick nose didn't tip you off?
>>29435307
Stale pasta.
>>29435307
>I picked a male Fennekin without knowing what its evolutions looked like. When it evolved into Braixen I immediately went into a coma
Male braixen still works yo
And he's still super cute
I legitimately love this kind of shit posting
>>29435344
I want to slowly peel off this persons skin and then pour salt and lemon juice on the soft flesh underneath.
>>29435424
Why would you torture a parody blogger?
real talk id suck brionne's dick
>>29435459
Because Tumblr shitposting actually manages to make me angry, since I know that Tumblr users that delusional exist.
>>29435513
You sound upset, anon
>>29435562
>Alolan Swallot
>Modded after an SJW
Jokes on them because they can't afford vacations.
>>29435562
I kind of am, admittedly.
>>29435307
>Brionne is 87.5% male
Even if that turns out to be true, we don't exactly know that for sure. It's only assumed so because of muh patterns
Glaceon is 87.5% male. There is no reason why it should be having sexy hair like a girl who went to some girl salon to style its hair like a girl. If you use a male Glaceon, you’d better be ready to give up your man card because you are either [1] a gay, or [2] a girl, and I honestly don’t know which is worse. Gay girls are fine, though, of course, since they’re hot.
>>29435344
I love that 4chan pisses itself and rolls over as soon as tumblr is even mentioned.
>>29435899
it looks like it could be male, so point invalid
>>29435513
It's usually something some anon spent hours looking for just to make fun of someone who probably doesn't even know or care about it and forgets about all this in a week.
Then said anon acts like a hero because he uncovered the traumatising experience that people have opinions with varying degrees of stupidity.
I'll let you decide, which one of those two is more pathetic.
Mr Mime makes all gender arguments invalid
>>29435307
Anon,stop using old pastas.
>>29435984
No it doesn't. Point invalid.
Its a sea lion who gives a fuck
>>29436528
How insecure about your masculinity are you, anon?
>>29435307
There is no reason why you should complain about a child's game. But still...
It is a 100% female ratio. Just like Gardevoir and Lopunny.
>>29435344
>you don't see male peacocks
Triggered. 10/10.
>>29435408
Stale pasta is great though. I would have had fresh pasta last week, but when I opened the box to pour it into boiling water... it had little grey bugs all over the shit.
Didn't care to look for a number to complain, but I threw the box away and didn't have pasta that night. ;_;
>>29436823
Anon...
>>29435307
>Gay girls are fine, though, of course, since they’re hot.
They're absolutely not though. Dykes are 90% of the times fucking disgusting.
>>29435307
>Gay girls are fine, though, of course, since they’re hot.
There's a term for that.It's caled Lesbianism.
>>29435307
God Damn you you fucking dick waffle I needed those sides
>>29435307
You're 100% faggot
Gallade is 100% male. There is reason why it should be having manly blades like a manly man who went to salty spitoon to punch some faggots like a man. If you use a male Gallade, you’d better be ready to go to salty spitoon because you are either [1] a manly man, or [2] a badass man, and I honestly don’t know which is better.
>>29435307
Project your fragile sexuality harder
It sustains me
Pokemon need to be gender neutra!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29435307
No it's not u fag
>>29435344
>seeing no male peacocks
bait 5/7
What is with GF's thing for traps anyway? No really, it's painfully obvious that someone there has that fetish. There is no way that shit like this isn't being noticed by them somehow. Hell Gardevoir was literally based on a ballroom dancer.
>>29437227
But they are all female. It's just that about half of them happen to have dicks.
>>29439999
>What is with GF's thing for traps anyway?
They're Japanese. Japan has a fondness for feminine-looking boys, as you can see in their media.
Related term: Otoko no ko
Related term 2: Onnagata
Onnagata are men who play the female roles in Kabuki. From its earliest beginnings in the 1600's after women were banned from Kabuki, men would take on the women roles in the onnagata role. Onnagata/Oyama continue to be a part of kabuki to this day.
>>29435459
Oh man
Someone needs to paint a shuckle up to look like a minior
>>29435307
>When it evolved into Braixen I immediately went into a coma. After I woke up, the doctor said I had lost 80% of my brain function, but I didn’t care or understand what she (a woman doctor!) said. Now I draw pictures of boobs and virginias for three hours every day to try to regain my manhood.
Watching everybody on this board trying to protect their bruised masculinity from a pokemon wearing a skirt would be hilarious if it wasn't so pathetic.
This "87.5% male starter" meme needs to die. Why is GF trying to restrict starter breeding? We are going to breed the shit out of starters anyways, so what is the point of making it harder? Just make the ratio 50/50 for starters, since males should not be overpopulating the females by more than 25% anyways (i'm being generous here). I frankly do not care about trapmons, since male and female traits are relative by species anyways, some having no differences aside from genitals.