>this is /vp/'s favorite new mon this gen >yet /vp/

I don't care.

>but you cared enough to respond!

I don't care enough to continue responding. I just wanted you to know your thread was worthless so that I might not have to hide it when you inevitably remake it in the future.

>>29431208
what a good pokemon design looks like is subjective
the people who make the games know this
and everyone should know this
no one cares my dude
kill yourself

>"badass". It's a very simple and infantile reason
I don't see how it's any different than liking a pokemon because it's cute, or because it's your bro.

>>29431237
>I don't care
>cares anyways

>>29431208
But OP, if /vp/ liked badass designs, then they wouldn't hate Mega Charizard X and Lucario.

*OFFICAL GEN DESIGN POWER RANKINGS*
2>5>3>1>4>6>7

>>29431208
Wow, that's some fucking shit taste you've got there, mate.
Consider suicide.

/vp/ likes relateable designs. It's either a badass, a waifu, a bro, or a cutemon. They always justify their choices with one of those terms. In any case they have trouble appreciating weirder, goofy or "ugly" designs because they take Pokemon too seriously and are too emotionally invested.

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>>29431341
>Gen 2
>good designs

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>Look at Morelull's design. It's simple, but it's through this very simplicity that conveys much to the viewer, such as its endearing personality, unique battle-style, etc.

There goes any credibility you had OP.. Coulda said Pyukumuku, Cutiefly, Komala, hell, even Comfey. But no. You went ahead and chose the shittiest pokemon revealed so far. Cool, cool.

>>29431208
I could take your post seriously but you're defending my mom's tucan so fuck off OP.

>>29431208

Care to share what you consider a "good" design, friendo?

>>29431208
The toucan is just a literal fucking toucan. They didn't even attempt to stylize it. It's lazy and uninspired.

Morelull's design doesn't convey fucking anything other than it's a mushroom. It's as bland as Pokemon get, next to literal animals like the toucan.

Wimpod's evo is an awesome take on an arthropod warrior and immediately conveys its power and attitude.

>>29431418
If you want to complain about "my mom's X" then complain about Rapidash, the worst offender in the series.

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>liking fictional characters because they look cool is for children
>sophisticated adults such as myself prefer simpler, cuter designs

>>29431403
>You went ahead and chose the shittiest pokemon revealed so far.
He didn't choose Mimikyu though.

>>29431439
I bet you think Mimikyu is well designed.

>>29431372

>tfw I love garbador

Of course things that are goofy or weird don't appeal to most people. That makes sense.

>>29431448
That's horseshit. Rapidash is at least stylized with its element. The toucan is just a literal toucan.

>>29431448
No. It's not. Are you retarded?

If you're just trying to shitpost okay fine but if you're being legit bringing up Rapidash is just plain retarded. At least that faggot horse is on fire.

The tucan Pokémon is a fucking tucan and that's it. Use your fucking brain.

>>29431462
I don't actually, I think it's derivative in a bad way. The "ironic self-aware meta" element doesn't change that, it's an afterthought to justify another Pikachu cash-in. It's like how Kaceytron camwhores "ironically," except she's still fucking doing it.

I fucking challenge you to criticize Godpod's design.

>>29431423
Read his post, he says he thinks Morelull is a good design.

But don't take it seriously either way. It's literally jsut "stop liking what I don't like."

>>29431531

I want more than one example.

>>29431478
>>29431418
>>29431439
>"just my mom's toucan"
The new toucan mon is a fairly unorthodox design though you fucking apes. Not boring at all. Do you not see how colorful it is or how stylistically large it's beak is?

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>>29431551
Yes, truly it is unlike anything in real life.

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>>29431551
Just kill yourself, mate, you're disgracing your family and your country's name.

>>29431551
>"I have literally never seen a real toucan before"

>>29431208
I'm not reading that wall of Reddit. Get the fuck out sealfag.

>>29431578

The unusually angry eyes do it for me

>>29431600
>i'm retarded and lack the attention span to read something for 30 seconds straight
Millennials, everyone.

What if the toucan constantly screams during battle? That would be pretty different from a real toucan right?

>>29431625
Fuck you, I chuckled at this

>>29431341
3>5>1>2>6>4>>>7

>>29431388
>not liking ttar
>liking chain mail mandibuzz

>>29431341
>>29431724
Both wrong
1=5>6=7>3>2>4

>>29431825
Ttar is not enough to make up for all the other garbage like Sunflora, Unown, Stantler, Delibird, or Meganium. Johto is objectively the worst when it comes to Pokémon design.

>>29431860
>Sunflora, Unown, Stantler, Delibird, or Meganium
You just named some of the best comfymon in the whole franchise. Shitmon, but comfymon.

>>29431860
but 5 out of a batch of 99 make it nonredeemable?
kys

I'm too lazy to even give out (you)s in this thread. You know who you are.

>>29431944
Don't forget that most of the other Pokémon are just evolutions of Gen 1 Pokémon or pointless baby evos as well as many of them looking unfinished if not for their evolutions in Gen 4.

le toucan has arrived

>people actually defending redditpod so vehemently ITT
I hate neo-/vp/. I just want to go back to the 2010-2012 era.

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>>29432006
Ironically this thread has made me want to use toucan more.

I'm a sucker for underdogs.

>>29431208

OP has never seen an actual fucking insect.

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>Kabutops
>Armaldo
>Wimpod evo
Who did the "bipedal insect warrior" theme better?

>>29431578
This is a Gen 0 Pokemon, Not even Genwunners like it's simplicity-realistic features

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>>29431208

OP...if anything wimpods evo is under developed. Most insects have crazy fucking bodies that would look insane if they were as large as us.

AKA this mother fucker.

>>29431462
Mimikyu is at least a new type with a new ability, playing with a new concept.

Morellul is just a really shitty mushroom pokemon,

>>29432220
ew Mother Nature sure did overdesign this one

Raptorial forelimbs? Wings and pointy bits everywhere? 0/10 worst million years ever

>>29432176
Scizor

>>29431829
This.
God tier taste, anon

>>29431341
>>29431724
>>29431829

>Gen 5 that high

Did I walk into some parallel universe? I'm not complaining.

>>29431208

I agree with OP.
Wimpod evo is fucking awful. It doesnt look like it could even exist. What in the ever loving fuck are those arms?

It is only popular by any measure here on vp because it appears "tough"

Your wimpod evo wont beat up your high school bully or fix your fragile masculinity, vp, please stop having beyond shit taste.

That thing looks fucking retarded. Literally just a wimpod with a fighting type pokemons legs sticking out of its stomach. With a loincloth? And thats what the general majority consider the best design of this gen? Holy shit...

>>29431208
>/vp/ likes the barabait
Yeah no shit all these weeblord faggots want to get plowed by this guy.

>>29431208
I actually like the toucan AND Morelull, but I like Wimpod's evo as well.

>Lots of people like Wimpod's evo
>People begin to show dislike towards Wimpod's evo because of how many people like it

It's the same stuff over and OVER again here. Very few people complained about Mimikyu until the Mimikyu song came out. Now you see lots of people showing hate for it.

And this applies to the actual games as well. What happened? Why are certain people so quick to turn?

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>>29431208

It looks like a pokemon, its design is solid, not overdesigned and hard to make out, but not simple enough that its tasteless. Its not a humanoid waifubait furry, which must comprise like 1/6 alolan pokemon. It looks cool, like a pokemon you would want on your team, not like most of the awkward alolan forms

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>>29432332

Again.

Same fucking point to you as well.

Have you seen bugs?

They have insane designs in nature. That thing is tame as fuck.

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>>29432332

It's literally this crossed with a fighting type.

You don't give pinsir and heracross shit do you?

>>29432332
Now THIS is what I call projection

>>29431208
>>29432332

>Now please, get some real taste in Pokemon design.
>please stop having beyond shit taste.

Well, OP, since you're such a bastion of good taste. Please provide us with a list of at least 5 Pokemon you believe are the best designed in the franchise. Ideally explain why you think that for each.

>>29431208
If you dont like it go back to >reddit.
Its cancer having all of you fags here anyway. Can't wait for sm to release so u fags can go back to ur shithole site

>>29431208
Fuck off back to /ck/ Toucan Sam.

>>29432332
>I'm a contrarian: the post.

Tyrantrum? People actually liked that piece of shit with a giant head?

>>29431208
>>29432332
Live must be hard for wanting to be special little snowflakes this fucking badly

>>29431208
>>29432332
Live must be hard for wanting to be special little snowflakes this fucking badly
Also second guy, stop projecting so hard

>>29432332
>Trying this hard
How's that contrarian life treating ya?

>>29432368
>It's Popular, Now It Sucks
Shit like this happen with practically everything that I'll be impressed if it doesn't.

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you have been visited by le toucan of many hits and good design

your entire family will be gunned down in the street by a mexican drug cartel unless you reply "le toucan has arrived" to this post

>>29432771
le toucan has arrived

>>29432771
le toucan has arrived

Yup. I've always known this but now I'm more convinced than ever that /vp/ has irredeemably shit taste. And don't give me that "le veepee isn't one person" nonsense. You know I'm speaking generally.

Now why does /vp/ like Wimpod's evo so much? Probably because he's "badass". It's a very simple and infantile reason. Just like how Tyrantrum was last gen's favorite around here. I suspect the reason why /vp/ is so obsessed with these types of designs is the same reason why a 6 year old child is obsessed with things like monster trucks, dinosaurs, pro wrestling, etc.

Just because something looks badass doesn't mean it's quality, you fucks. You want to see a REAL good design from this gen? Look at alolan dugtrio's design. It's simple, but it's through this very simplicity that conveys much to the viewer, such as its endearing personality, unique battle-style, etc. It doesn't need 50 lines and spikes shooting out everywhere with "grr im so edgy xD" eyes. It's total trash. The people who like this shit are the same people who never grew out of listening to metal.

Now please, get some real taste in Pokemon design.

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MY SUBJECTIVE OPINIONS ARE OBJECTIVE

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>>29432771
le toucan has arrived

>>29431341
God no.
2>3>6>5>7>1>4

>>29432771
le toucan has arrived

>>29432868
Yup. I've always known this but now I'm more convinced than ever that /vp/ has irredeemably shit taste. And don't give me that "le veepee isn't one person" nonsense. You know I'm speaking generally.

Now why does /vp/ like Hillary Clinton so much? Probably because she's a "woman". It's a very simple and infantile reason. Just like how Obama was last election season's favorite around here. I suspect the reason why /vp/ is so obsessed with these types of candidates is the same reason why a 6 year old child is obsessed with things like Minorities, and vaginas and etc.

Just because something looks like a women doesn't mean it's quality, you fucks. You want to see a REAL good Candidate from this season? Look at Jeb bush's motto. It's simple, but it's through this very simplicity that conveys much to the viewer, such as its endearing personality, unique talking style etc. He doesn't need 50 "I have a vagina" lines and cockwebs shooting out everywhere with "I has COOOOOTER xD" eyes. She's total trash. The people who like this shit are the same people who never grew out of listening to folk.

Now please, get some real taste in Candidates

>>29432522
>>29432735

>if a stranger makes fun of my insesent need to obsess and defend hyper masculine pokemon, its because theyre projecting even though they hate the pokemon

Can yall get over this "projection" meme and just realize you can get called the fuck out for liking retarded pokemon and it not be some issue with the person calling you out?

Oh wait that would imply that anyone on vp takes blame for their own shit or admits theyre wrong

>>29432942
>Your wimpod evo wont beat up your high school bully or fix your fragile masculinity, vp, please stop having beyond shit taste.
This is from him, not me, and how the fuck are these exact words not projecting? He mentions something completely WAY too specific and unrelated to the topic at hand like if it helps his case or something
If that's not projecting 101, I don't know what is

>>29432894
>le toucan has arrived

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>>29431208
I respect your opinion OP. It makes me happy seeing anon's willing to broadcast their views, despite how unpopular they may be.

Both Toucan and Buffpod are going to be on my team. I think they are both nice designs!

1 > 6 > 2 > 4 > 3 > 5 > 7

>>29432982

Because the people that like "badass" pokemon fall into such an easy stereotype that you can be labeled that easily.

We get it, you like white trash metal music and acting fucking retarded and have no taste in anything.

^ that above is not projecting, I dont do fucking anything like that. Nor do I like this piece of shit pokemon. Its called making shit generalizations about people to make fun of them.

Thats not "projecting", literally the opposite, you fucking retards.

>>29431208
Are you gay by any chance, OP?

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>>29431208
You're one of those who judge a Pokémon design entirely on looks, aren't you? A large part of a Pokémon's appeal is the story or lore inherent in each creature. This is often portrayed in dex entries and has no implicit impact on gameplay. Alternatively, through the evolution mechanic we can see a creatures progress as it matures, in a way telling a story. This is why single-stage mons have a hard time resonating with people (unless the story told strictly through lore is particularly enticing, a la Mimikyu). The story of Wimpod, who by their very nature (and ability) are small, vulnerable, and cowardly, maturing into this, as you so succinctly put it, "badass" monstrosity... it's a fun story. I also agree with you that the whole creepy mushroom fairy thing that the Morelull line has going on is also interesting. I might suggest that in the future you make an attempt at understanding an opposing opinion before attempting a proper counter-argument should you fail to understand why people have gravitated to something that has failed to enrapture yourself, but given the facts that you are posting straw man arguments on a Pokémon message board suggests that you are either in or recently in a modern college and have been taught protesting is a valid form of debate and that it will be a few more years before such advice would be taken to heart.

these sort of threads are the greatest proof that everyone on this board is autistic, including me

>>29433058
Holy shit dude, put some paragraph into that.

Can't say I disagree however.

>>29431208
Ek het nie 'n pornografiese verhoudings met daardie fokken dier

I just really liked wimpod and love bug types why you haf to be mad.

>>29431333
One might just say he could have cared less.

>>29431860
>Unown
>Stantler
>Delibird
>garbage designs

Honestly,Toucans are already cartoony enough that "Literally my mom's Toucan" works fine.

>>29431341
Personal Ranking:
4>1>7>3=/>2=5>6

>>29431208
>the same reason why a 6 year old child is obsessed with things like monster trucks, dinosaurs, pro wrestling, etc.
>the same people who never grew out of listening to metal.

Congrats OP, in your effort to come across as "grown up" you yourself have revealed your own immaturity. Now kindly fuck off back to your website with the rest of the "cultured" fedoras.

>>29431208
I like em both. Deal with it.

vp isn't one person

>>29431341
3>6>5>1>2>4>7

Alola is a disgrace.

>>29433041
Here's your (You)

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>>29432256

>>29433034

This is very close to correct if not correct. I and VI should be rated very highly.

>>29431208
>get some real taste in Pokemon design

Get a life, you fucking retard.

>>29432771
>>29432894
le toucan has arrived

>>29433559
You're going to buy the games and you're going to like them, cocksucker. Stop pretending your obsession is beneath you.

>not liking skrugg

don't get why people are so mad over the toucan though

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>>29431341
>Gen 2
>Good designs

>>29432894
le toucan has arrived

>>29433666
I was just expecting a larger woodpecker is all
Toucans are fine and it's neat that we got one, but I just expected something different as the end of this particular evolutionary line

>>29431208
My mom's Toucan is bad desing
You have shit taste
You also propably smell bad

>>29431208
But Wimpod2 and Morelull are two of my favorite designs this gen. Do I have both shit taste and real good taste?

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Heard you were talking shit, like I wouldn't find out.

So, if I take every shitposter's opinion into account, I have shit tastes if I like ugly but well designed pokemon, cutemon, waifumon, pokemon looking tough, realistic pokemon, objectmon, legendaries (?!??!), alolan forms, gen7 pokemon, gen5 pokemon, gen2 pokemon, and gen6 pokemon...
If the "vp is not one person" argument is invalid, vp hates pokemon and nothing of all that shit is worth the money.
Open a dictionary and look at "Subjectivity", faggot.

>>29431621
>reading more than one sentence of bait
>unironically replying
>bumping the bait
LMAO

>>29433597
>way too many spikes, only baby children would like this design

>>29431208
For someone who doesn't care you sure care enough to respond to all the hate that is triggering you. Wimpod is a cooler armaldo, the other is just your mother's toucan.

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>>29431208
OP confirmed for having shit taste.

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I mean yeah I don't like the thing personally either but anon are free to like what they like. Don't be an ass

-vp- is af contrarian as contrarian gets

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>>29434366
>-vp-

>>29431208
>hurr it's too badass
Don't worry, fag, there's plenty of furbait mons for you.

>>29431208
>Tyrantrum a gen fav

HAHahahahahahahahahaha

>>29431208
You don't even know about its motif and its theme...
And you go ranting about its design?
Idiot....

>>29431341
Pretty good. Just put 3 at the very end

So what's wrong with Tiger Wrestler? It looks more tough and badass than the other two...

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Isopods are cute

>>29433787
If you hate all that shit, you actually have good taste though.

>>29431208
The body's design is pretty amazing. but the face is just meh.

>>29431341
6 > 5 > 7 > 3 > 2 > 1 > 4

>>29431208
>a big bird
>vs
>a samurai isopod

This is the part where you're mocked mercilessly if I were as big a child as you and couldn't accept other people being different to me.

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>>29431551
Are (You) seriously that retarded?

>>29431462
fuck off AHHHHH
leave it alone

>>29431208
>Wimpod 2
>Beefy isopod monster man
>Toucan
>It's just a toucan
It's easy to see why people who like monsters go after the actual monster over the plain bird.

I was expecting a giant centipede of death but all I got was a bipedal TMNT villain

It truly is just retarded underage blinded by "coolness" judging by this thread

>>29432436
Reminder that the bulb on the end of its tail isn't a stinger, that's its penis.

>>29431208
>design has to be cute or silly for it to be good
>any badass design is officially bad because its badass

If you had actual good taste you would be able to pick out a good design from every stereotype.

What you instead are is an autistic fedora wearing loser who thinks he is good enough to judge what good design is but is just as infantile and biased as the kids you call out for picking charizard.

Consider not posting again.