>2 regions based on USA >Still no pokemon region based

>>29409006
Have the 2016 Olympics not taught you anything?

I'll stop though because I'm convinced you're falseflagging.

>>29409006
Fuck Brazil, we need a region based on [Canada].

>>29409044
Sinnoh
It even introduced a beaver pokemon.

>>29409006
>get to the town based on Rio
>it's a favela
>you get ganked within 10 seconds

>>29409006
I'd love to play the beautiful games down in Brazil but it's never happening.

Gen VIII is England.

>>29409006

Let's be real, even if they did it I don't think they could really do the ecosystem justice

For all the shit this god damn country has, the different biomes are enough for one full region each

>>29409069
>Hokkaido and part of Russia is now Canada
Burger education, everybody. Cold = Canada apparently.

>>29409175
Apparently foreign education is even poorer, seeing as you apparently do not know what a joke is.

>>29409170
This.

>>29409006
I'd like to see a region based on the Balkans, that would be some true rivalry

>>29409006
>Pokecenters are incomplete
>Trainers rob you at gun point
>Poison/Water virus legendary

>>29409175
>Not being able to understand a joke

I bet you're an Australian.

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>>29409175
I'm well aware of the actual inspiration for Sinnoh.
Just sayin' it is not hard to pretend it is PokeCanada for now.

>>29409006
Brazil is shit. Full of homosexuals with hiv. Prostitutes (with penis) with hiv. Zika disease. Narcos and really poor favelas.

>>29409329
this

India deserves a region. Elephants, tigers, lions, rhinos,

deserts, rain forest, mangrove swamps, world's largest mountains.

Come the fuck on.

>>29409006
Isn't that 4?
>Ferrum
>Orre
>Alolo
>Unova

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>>29409006
An anon suggested Argentina on a thread around here a few days ago. I liked his idea better.

>>29409440
*Alola

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>>29409442
iguaçu is better

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>>29409329
>homosexuals and transpeople are bad

>>29409442
this is what /vp/'s sage dex is based on.

... or is that peru?

>>29409006
gf and pokemon don't give a damn for south america, but south america literally have all environments they need to make a full region. Ice region, desert region, forest region, full of rivers, biodiverse, myths almost never touched by pokemon. Brazil has all them, even a little cold area in south. I doubt gf will care for south america some they, China is a big part for pokemon products and they just put chinese in games this fucking year

>>29409616
>they
wtf?
some day*

>>29409476
>hiv and mental illness are good things

>>29409750
>all gays have hiv
that meme is too old, anon

>>29409779
It's just a dumb /pol/tard, ignore it, it just wants attention.

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Brazil seems pretty likely to be a region to be honest.

So far all the regions have been based on either Japan or places that Japanese tourists go. Brazil is still in the mind of many Japanese not only due to the World Cup and Olympics, but also because there are a fuckton of Japanese migrants in BR.

>>29409006
get in the back of the line!

>>29409779
>>29409808
except the anon specifically said "homosexuals with hiv".

>>29409817
THIS! Brazil is literally the country with the biggest japs outside nippon. Why not?

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>>29409006
Holy shit I forgot Tokoyami had regular human teeth. Looks weird as fuck.

If there is a Brazil region it better have the most thugs and crime.

>>29409329
>>29409838
>implying that people with hiv are bad
>current year

>>29409006
That's what Garbodor is for.

>>29409838
well, this anon>>29409750 seemed to imply that all gays had hiv and mental illness when replying to this anon>>29409476

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>>29409220
>Poison/Water virus legendary
It can even work as a Diancie analogue, with Dengue Fever as Carbinks and Zikarde as Diancie.

>>29409044
Fuck that, Canada is just 1 pixel away from america

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>>29409006
Oh man, it could be a place where team rocket, skull, plasma, etc all have HQ, and be nothing but Poison and Dark types.

We can even have a haunted needle ghost/poison Pokemon, because heroin.

And the elite four could just be Drug lords.

Scraggy could even be a starter, one of two because the third was stolen.

Also the game ends with you ending up as a statistic in child trafficking.

Honestly I could keep going Anon

>>29409492
its mostly mexico and parts of centro america, it doesn't have any real southamerican elements

>>29409006
Brazil has some of the best men and summer places in the world. Other than that it's uh... pretty average actually.

>>29409934
>instead of gym leaders they have 8 different criminal gangs
>instead of the elite 4 you battle the corrupt police force

>>29409971
who took "homosexuals" from "homosexuals with hiv" and ran with it. i didn't imply shit about gays being mentally ill, that shit was aimed at trannys who are objectively mentally ill although i'm sure you'd advocate fucking with pubescent development and surgery and then blame society when they kill themselves because it couldn't possibly have anything to do with ruining someones whole life over a mental illness so we better stop any research into helping these people because they are snowflakes and not sick.
pro-trans are just as bad as /pol/.

>>29409006
>being a hue

>>29409329
kek.
on brazilian chan people talk about trans all the time, saying things like: "It's not gay, I swear"

>Brazil
>Not UK/China/Argentina/Egypt/Australia

WEW

>>29409006
http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/01/09/nintendo-officially-leaves-brazil
it's not like they hate Brazil.
Where's your event pokemon, my fellow huelander? Or a portuguese option for language? Even china got one.

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>>29410070
>Brazil has some of the best men

>>29410093
Team PCC when
Quantos hue's nesse fio?

>>29409442
Personally I'd love to have a region based on SA in general, just mix a bit of everything and put Mexico in the post-game so they don't feel forgotten.

Brazil is nice.

A region based on South Asian countries.

Fuck Brazil, just a bunch of little brown idiots. "Ja ja ja."

Every thread about "Region based on Country X":
- Inhabitants of the said country talks about how the game would be full of crime, pollution and other problems 90% of the world have.
- Bonus: /pol/

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Brazilians are crazily weird people, on the internet at least. Any Brazilians here? Why do you always type "Brasil :)" or something similar on every YouTube video you go to? Why must everyone come to Brazil?

>>29410200
>only Argentina
>Not a combination of chile-argentina-uruguay-paraguay to get as many biomes as possible without the locations being bullshit
To challenge the elite 4 you need to cross the Andes

Southeast Asia please! Maybe some Merlion Legendary shit from Singapore.

>Inb4 Poppmaid

>>29410263
>Why must everyone come to Brazil?
Robbery is their number one industry.

>defeat E4
>get trophy
>one day it disappears and you find out someone melted it down to sell it

>>29410291
Fuck off ryan

>>29410286
On one hand, we would get Sinnoh levels of comfy. On the other, I'm sure some DS will be smashed appart if crossing anything similar to Mount Coronet but four times longer is needed in any way or form.

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>making a planet of the apes version of pokemon
i'd prefer something in eastern europe. the bad team could be a bunch of filthy gypsys and they could be literally everywhere always taking your shit.

>>29409175
What part of Sinnoh is based on Russia? This is the first I've heard of it and I'm interested in knowing more.

>>29410341
No you fuck off Richard.

>>29410263

That's a genuinely good question, huelander here and I don't think I can answer that. My first guess is that most brazilians do not tend to give much of a fuck and just want to make themselves at home and surrounded by people no matter where they are, I don't know. And where are you more at home than at your home?

Like "hey come down here so I can show you the cool stuff I do without needing to stop doing any of my cool shit to learn your shit instead"

Also validation, I guess. Brazilians talk down brazil and kiss ass of europe and the US like it's a national sport. Most people want america/yurop senpai to notice us.

>>29410366
>I'm sure some DS will be smashed appart if crossing anything similar to Mount Coronet but four times longer is needed in any way or form.
Rent pokemon mounts are probably here to stay

>>29410380
The Battle Zone (the big island on the northeast), IIRC the Island where is the Pokémon League too

>>29410387
>he doesn't know who richard is

>>29409006
Drug lorgs, rain forests, and civil war..

Yeah.

THAT'S a place for a Pokemon Game alright..

>>29410425
Damn that's neat.

>>29410441
>Drug lorgs, and civil war
Its ok when usa and france do it
>rain forest
Fuck yeah, with a big ass snake pseudo

>>29410093
Jesus, you went on a /pol/tard rant

>i didn't imply shit about gays being mentally ill
you should have been more clear

>i'm sure you'd advocate fucking with pubescent development and surgery and then blame society when they kill themselves
I kind of do and kind of don't. A person should be able to do whatever the hell they want with their body. If they want to kill their selves over the way society treats them, so be it.

>because it couldn't possibly have anything to do with ruining someone's whole life over a mental illness so we better stop any research into helping these people because they are snowflakes and not sick.
So you say that trannies are mentally ill >>29409750
, but then say they aren't, they're just snowflakes?

Nice argument

>>29410235
ja ja ja is for spanish speakers

>>29410248
americans being americans

>>29410263
"come to brazil" is a joke here

>>29410441
>civil war
>brazil
choose one

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>rain forests only they said

>>29410506
The first point was not to Americans, but to the Brazilians in this thread.

>>29409329
Bot flies and jigger fleas as well

>>29410506
wtf? he's talking about inhabitants

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>look at all this fucking rain nigga

>>29410642
It's preety

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>here's your fucking water, blue as it'll ever get
>tfw you will never dive down with your bro here looking for treasure and rare spots/pokemon

>>29409329
>Full of homosexuals with hiv. Prostitutes (with penis) with hiv.
Why should this concern you? Would you be patronizing those prostitutes?

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pantanal could be a nice swamp land, pantanal is the biggest tropical wetland in world. explaining: some months pantanal is totally arid and others is the biggest swamp
>>29410642
caatinga is nice, it's an environment that sets fire on itself some weeks to grow more in next week

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>It's a "jesus fuck this flood plain is the size of texas and full of big cats and alligators" episode

>>29410772
and yes, i watched a series about south america in netflix

>>29410781
Imagine all the Lotads and happy Ludicolos

>>29410772
>>29410781

>tfw no vitória régia pokemon

Biggest water flower in the world if I'm not mistaken. Diameter can reach up to 8,2ft and sustain up to 88 pounds if it's well distributed. Also the flowers only open at night.

>inb4 grass/dark

DUDE ZIKA LMAO

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>It's a "the two rivers naturally behave like water and oil for a few hundred meters before joining because fuck yeah nature" episode

For the record the brown one is full of riverbank mud and the other one is rich in organic material, which is why the water is so dark

>>29410263
"pls come to brazil" is a meme. It's what retards used to spam every single famous singer they want to come over with, so it caught on.

>>29410781
and snakes
lots and lots of snakes

>>29409440
Ferrum was based on a state? which one?

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>>29410524
>>29410547
>>29410572
>>29410601
>>29410642
>>29410754
>>29410772
>>29410781
>>29410907

For a shit of a country as Brazil is, politically speaking, the biome and biodiversity is incredible. Pic related, the cerrado, infested with termite mounds that spark at night like green constellations thanks to fireflies.

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>>29410864
>>29410830
There's a legend here:
"The moon was the goddess Jaci, who came at night and kissed and lit up the faces of the most beautiful virgins in the village, the cunhantãs-moças. When the moon hid behind the mountain, she would take girls with her and turn them into stars. A beautiful virgin named Naiá dreamed of becoming a star, despite warnings that girls taken by Jaci lost their blood and flesh in becoming stars. Naiá roamed the mountains seeking out the moon each night, so obsessed she did not sleep or eat. While resting on the edge of the lake, she saw the moon's reflection on the water, and desperately seeking the goddess, dove into the water and drowned. To reward her for this sacrifice, Jaci turned her into a star different from all the others, the "star of the waters", which is the water lily plant."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_Water_Lily_legend

>>29410907
If having a pokemon game set on Brazil would mean finally getting our fucking dolphin, then I'm sold.

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>>29410206
>he doesn't like big buff naturally tan men

>>29410992
There's a legend about a pink river dolphin that's basically a male mermaid. He transforms into a man and seduces then drags women down the river bottom. The pink dolphins do exist though.

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>>29409329
But Brazil isn't Colombia or Philippines,

>>29410992
We got a ghostdolphin this gen that's all set to take people to it's rapecave with a ghost terrain move.

Was that not enough for you? Were you not pleased?

>>29411019

The other version says that the Boto just becomes a handsome man whenever there's a party in the nearby village, parties, drinks and fucks women 'til dawn then fucks off back into the river, leaving the women with his children.

He keeps the blowhole though, which is why he wears a hat.

Basically, Brazil is full of nature spirits and what in europe you'd call fey. They're all mostly dicks.

>>29409006
US has man iconic regions.
It's more likely for a california, or Texas based region to pop up next instead of Brazil.
Or maybe even Australia, that one would be kind of neat.

>>29410286
>>29410200

Argentina is Postgame

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>>29411019
maybe dolphin form is water and mermaid form is water/psychic

>>29411019
NO, no more mermaids please.
Specially if its a M A L E O N L Y Poppmaid.
qt pink dolphins are more than enough.

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>>29410205
Actually, Nintendo never have been in Brazil, officially.

>>29411073

Nigga, listen to me when I say, the Boto is DEFINITELY water/dark. Don't let its cute/faggy pink coloring fool you. He's brazilian incubbus.

>>29410979
That's where you'd find Heatmor and Durant I assume.

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these rivers are nice too, one is hot and sandy, the other is cold, not sandy and black. they never mix

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>tfw no water/fire boitatá legendary

>>29411043
Tapu Purple is cool, but not a dolphin at all.
It may reference one, but it aint one itself.

>>29411082
what is Polo Industrial de Manaus?

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>>29411066
Water/Fire Snake based on Boitatá when?
Grass/Fairy based on Curupira when?
Fire/Ghost headless horse when?

>>29411131
It was Gradiente, not Nintendo. Do you even try to know history of the gaming in Brazil?
First was Gradiente and in recently years, Latamel, which changed to Gaming do Brazil.

>>29411143
alamoa eletric/dark when?

>>29411107

>They never mix
>The two rivers known to join and become THE amazonian river

Anon....

Speaking of the amazonian rivers, let me tell you guys about the pororoca.

The amazonian river throws such a bullshit high ammount of water into the ocean that when the tide is high, shit just goes batshit insane. Oceanic currents mix with the riverflow and then a tidal wave just goes UP the river. It goes inland. People actually surf there when it happens.

Pororoca is based on an tupi word that means "rumble". Shit's loud.

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>tfw they introduce Hue variants for pokemon.
>tfw Hue Whimsicott is a Saci

>>29411166
>Do you even try to know history of the gaming in Brazil?
Do you?

>>29411195
Dark/Fairy or something else?

>>29411263

learns Hurricane as a level up move

Come to Brazil

>>29410210
>'s
get out

still no india region.

>>29411263
Fairy/flying

Brazilian Rapidash
Fire/Dark

>>29409006
>Brazil
No way, Jose. We need a region based off of Scandinavia.

>>29411689
> another snow region
Fuck off
We need a pantanal region

>>29411708

...The last two releases (ORAS and SuMo) have been based on tropical regions. Gen 8 better be somewhere cold with plenty of Ice-types.

>>29411708
>ANOTHER tropical region
Fuck off
Scandinavia has more to offer than JUST snow. The player can go on a seafaring adventure through the seas and the fjords.

Can't have it in Brazil because the evil team would succeed in stealing your pokemon

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>no cangaceiro gym leader

>>29411080
>tfw you fuck a Boto, but find out it was a Boto (female) and you're a lesbian now

>>29409006
>still no Pokemon region based on nothing and would instead be a completely made up region with no relation to a real world country/continent

>>29411609
>every route is literally full of shitmons

>>29409006
A region where everybody greets You with a "HEY ESE, I BROKE INTO YOUR CAR" would be nice.
10/10

>>29409006
>wanting to play pokemon in a communist country

>>29409476

>LETS START A /pol/ THREAD!

Fuck you.

>>29409006
>HURR DURR rsrsrsrs, viado, hino, come to brazil, diva sertaneja and other mongoloid stuff.

Pokemon only takes place in countries that matter, hue.

They'd have to remove the [Fresh Water] Item, so it's unlikely

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>>29412263
Oh come on anon we are retatded but not that much

>7-1

>>29411739
I want long ships rowed by a team of fighting pokemon.

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>>29410989
She would probably be a waifumon being either grass/ghost or grass/fairy

>>29409006
Gamefreak don`t like poor countries

>>29412468
>Villain team is based on Germany
>Their goal and the gimmick of the generation is having a 7th party member

>>29409006
>>2 regions based on USA
3

>>29409175
I'm Canadian and you've disappointed me, bud.

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>>29409110
>choice to lie to Officer Jenny about what happened
>lie, it ends up on the news

>No region based on China

China's fucking huge. I want to see Communist Pokemon.

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>>29409006
I'd like a west asian region. Imagine a region with huge ass temples that AREN'T ruins. It'd be a region that's still immersed in it's mythology.

Oh, it'd be great. There would be four legendaries, and they'd each have their own temple, and there'd be pokemon that could only be found in one of the four temples.

The villains would be scientist trying to blow up all the temples and "kill" the legendaries and replace it with their fancy science pokemon they made, because "fairytales have no place in this time of science" or some shit.

And then there'd be a second villain team that wants to destroy the other team, because "science is the death of wonder and faith" or some shit.

Both are wrong, of course, and then the end there's a really cheesy scene where the 4 legendaries and the science legendary face off- and then become friends. YAY!

I can only dream.

>>29414704
>west asian region
You want a Middle Eastern region?

>>29414724
Well, I meant india.

>>29409442
A south american jungle themed region would be sweet

What the fuck is a brazil?

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>>29409410
Hi sameposter

>>29409006
fuck off, hues are the worst nation on Earth

Canada or Russia region when?

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>>29409006
Why not Italy?

>>29409006
Carnival/tranny/huehue/futbol Land sucks. We should've had a region based on Mexico or Spain with more focus on them hoes and Hawlucha while confirming that Hawluchas in Kalos were just illegal imports stolen by the French.

>>29409006
That'll be so much fun just like the Olympics! Amiright? HUEHUEHUE!

>>29409476
> trapfag getting legit triggered
> implying trannies aren't mentally ill

>>29409329
That's the Philippines. We just have zika and lots and lots of drugs with only occasional crossdressers.

>>29409426
India is even mentioned in the Pokedex

>>29410476
> be more clear
Why should anons have to be more clear? Because it upsets your sensibilities?

>>29409476
yes?

>>29411043
it's not even a fucking dolphin. It's a ghost wearing a dolphin mask

>>29412448
>Oh come on anon we are retatded
Oh my yes.

Why do South Americans think they're relevant?

You guys are the 2nd least relevant continent only being beat by Africa

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>>29410286
South America is huge and it would take about 2 or 3 regions to cover it entirely.

Brazil (maybe with a bit of Colombia, Venezuela, Peru and Paraguay) would be nice if you want to add more of a junglish vibe, like using boats to navigate through rivers to travel across cities -the closest you already have is some moments in Hoenn-
Possibilities are amazing.

Chile/Argentina/Peru/Bolivia if you want to give it a more mountainous feel to it. In my opinion it would be much more diverse; and it would be amazing if they actually use the Nintendo Switch's power to create an amazing view from Los Andes in-game equivalent.

>>29416567
Because we are swarming your board and you can do nothing about it :^)

>>29416567
Because muh Carnival. They are always getting the media to say that they host the biggest party in the world.

>>29409426
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>>29411708
>> another snow region
>another
nigga we had like a quarter snow region and that was 10 years ago
>We need a pantanal region
no, enough with the tropical shit

>>29416567
Hell of a lot more relevant than Australia or Antarctica.

>>29416723
australia does stuff for this world unlike south america

population count doesn't mean shit if 95% of the population is worthless

>>29416664
Look I know we Indians don't have a lot in terms of reputation and we do indeed poo in loos but give us a chance and you'll see that our country can offer at least a neat looking region.

>>29411143
>Fire/Ghost headless horse
>Its a regional form for Ponyta

>>29416750
>australia does stuff for this world unlike south america
In what sense? Because it sure as hell isn't economic output or trade.

>>29416799
>>29416862
>Falling for blatant bait

>>29410263
I'm brazilian and can confirm. I don't do this kind of shit, but brazilians are the most retarded normies on the planet.

>>29417674
Brazilian here. Can confirm. I moved to the Cayman Islands about 4 years ago. Compared to home, this place is paradise (minus all the naked old hags).

Will this thread be archived? I'm making a Brazil based region and this fucking DEFINITELY helps out a lot.

>>29410864
Ludicolo says hi.

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>>29416750
Our spiders are more venomous.

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I'd like to see a region based off the British Isles.

I know, joke about mudslimes and foreighners but its got plenty of iconic landmarks to use both manmade and natural.
Although mostly for what they could make using the strange ass legends. Would love to see a Ghost/Dark wolf mon based off Black Shuck/Barghest

>>29417940
Only if it doesn't devolve into /pol/ or /int/ shit.

>>29409006
>90% of all NPCs are black.
It'd bomb in Japan.

>>29418057
I'm doing that right now, but it's really fucking hard. Britain has like ZERO fucking wildlife. Shit is scressful bruh.

Isn't Brazil basically just Little Africa?

>>29418283
That's like looking at Detroit and saying america is just a bigger outback.

>>29418283
>>29418301
Brasil is a country-sized Detroit

>>29409006
Even as someone from the US I'm a bit disappointed too. For what it's worth though tiny ass Japan got fucking 4 and Unova is worst region

>>29418301
The issue is that this is Brazil-wide, whereas Detroit is one city. Pretty sure their population is overwhelmingly African.

*3, counting Orre

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>>29418283
>>29418311
>>29418331
>Americans thinking they know shit about Brazil

Kek

>>29418458
Census figures are public record, anon.

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>>29418481
>"Census figures are public, i just choose to ignore it!"
Also, if you're one of those retards who think the country is run by drugs and every city is like Rio, you should probably kill yourself.

>>29418556
>Pardo
I'm sure you know this already, but for the audience, these are mulattoes. Thus, they are black.

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Back to /pol/ with you.

>>29418608
Demographic facts are hardly restricted to a politics board.

>>29418582
Pardo and black are completely different things anon, regardless of what your american education says to you.

>>29418631
>Pardo and black are completely different things
You can't be a completely different thing when you share most of your genes.

The point is, they look the same, so there's really no meaningful difference between them.

>>29418654
Most pardo people are a mix between white, natives and black people and many of them lack the traits black people have, most people think pardo people look more like tanned white people than black people, if you really think they are the same, then you have no fucking clue about what you're talking about and clearly never seen a pardo person in your life.

>>29418730
>Most pardo people are a mix between white, natives and black people
Yes, that's what the term mulatto means.

>many of them lack the traits black people have.
That's not true at all. We have mixed race people here too, you know. The president is one. Mulattoes always look black because black genes are extremely dominant. They don't look like mixes.

>Tanned white people.
Ignoring the fact that their faces are completely different, tanned skin has a more red or orange tint while black skin is dusky.

>>29412448
What is that pic from?

>>29418776
>We have mixed race people here too, you know
And what makes you think mixed americans look the same as mixed brazilians? Have you even seen a Pardo brazilian? Because I lived there for over 10 years and most of the pardo people i saw didn't look like black people at all, just do a simple google search and see for yourself.

>>29418918
>And what makes you think mixed americans look the same as mixed brazilians?
Because it's the same thing. West Africans + Europeans. The principle that black genes are strongly dominant isn't going to change just because there's more jungle and you speak Portuguese.

>>29418894
SMT Nocturne with googly eyes added.

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Fuck this gay earth I want my BR pokémon now

>60% of the regional dex is monkeys

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>>29418958
It's not that simple, there are many other ethnic groups involved.

>>29419060
Asians are 1% and Natives are .4% of your population. They're not contributing significantly to that mix, anon.

>>29418958
the main difference is that the mixing was happening for far longer, and it was both accepted and enforced, so both races had more time to mix
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racial_whitening

>>29419085
Length of time doesn't change facts. You could have 10 generations of a mulatto family and they're not going to start magically looking more white unless they keep breeding with white people and not other mulattoes.

>>29419104
Thats pretty much what happened, happens and will probably keep happening.

>>29419104
you should read what i linked because it says basically the same thing in your post

>>29419135
>>29419150
>What happened
If it did, they wouldn't look black like they do. You get down to around 1/8 and that's when they're bleached out.

>Will keep happening
For about 50 years, white population is dropping like a stone globally.

ITT: Burgershit Americans shitting with their prejudices about a country whose only things they know are stereotypes.
Seriously? I am a brazilian and I'm neither black, nor pardo. I'm not dumb, monkey like, not a drug seller or a thief.
Pretty true that most of us deserve those adjectives, tho.

>>29419201
>I'm neither black, nor pardo
Sure. But that does mean that you are the minority in your country.

>>29419161
>If it did, they wouldn't look black like they do
They don't look black anon.

>>29419227
See >>29418556
If he's not black nor pardo, then he's probably white

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Seriously, years and years go by, and Brazilians in the internet never change. It's like there is someone that just figured out he can go talk to the gringos every goddamn day, and each and every one of them gets frustrated with how the internet sees brazil.


Já tava mais que na hora de parar com essas retardisses.

>>29409145
What are some unique places and animals in Britain?

>>29419227

>Minority
Almost half of the population is white anon.
Here we go again with some stereotypes. Why don't you come here (if you dare, of course) first before saying something about?

>>29419261
>>29419280
A large minority is still a minority. That's not something you can really debate.

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>>29419280
>half the population is white
>he thinks brazilian 'white' is real white

Sure is /pol/ here today

Newsflash guys. Brazil is a huge country. You'll find a different majority depending on where you look.

If you look at the northeast most people will be mulatto/pardo and black because it's the region where african influences run deeper.

If you look in the south you'll find Europe lite 2.0: electric bogaloo and most people will be white. In fact there are plenty of straigth up italian villages here and there. It's so white it's transparent.


Also, american black doesn't necessarily equal brazilian black and the mixed races also won't look exactly the same due to many factors. One of them being, there are many places in africa where slaves came from, there were many other races that mixed with each other, slavery was absolished in different times, etc etc

There has been a straigth up whitening effort by the government a couple centuries back or even sooner once slavery was abolished, they wanted immigrants to come and shit. Most people in the country are in fact white, or at least a very respectable ammount. And even then brazilian white is probably not going to look the same as european or american white, because GEE I WONDER IT'S ALMOST LIKE WE'RE HALF A WORLD AWAY.

>>29419316
>He thinks any non-european is white.

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>>29419228
Are we at the point where we have to go back and forth saying "Yes" and "nuh uh"?

>>29419295

It is NOT a minority. The numbers of pardos + black are almost the same of the white only.
Come on, USA have more black people than us.

>>29419337
Not if you count Pardos. See >>29419334

It's so fucking weird how /vp/ of ALL boards is infested with /pol/.
What's more pathetic than a racist Pokemon fan? Lol

>>29419356
Nobody has actually insulted black people in this argument, it's just demographics bitching.

>>29419334
That's black anon, not pardo.

>>29419367
She is listed as a pardo.

>>29419316

Scottish fallacy? Nice one. Pure white or not, is still white. Stop with your white supremacy shit, Mississhitty.

>>29419372
Where?

>>29419280
>Why don't you come here
Is it a sport to bait white people into catching Zika by going to Brazil over there?

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>>29419372
this guy is also pardo

>>29419401
On wikipedia.

>>29419407
Bet if you did a test on this guy he'd be at least 80% European.

>>29419372
>>29419367
>>29419407


One point people might ignore is that brazilians will lie their fucking teeth off for a number of reasons when asked, some will do it to get into college, other for social brownie points or whatever.

However it's kinda fucked. I've seen black women that are barely latte colored and nobody had any problem saying they were black yet some guy shows up looking the same and suddenly nah, if you have a dick you better be chocolate or doesn't count.

Obama looks pretty mulatto down here yet nobody even thinks of saying he's not black, the standards around countries are very weird.

>>29419423
I'm not brazilian, but you can see the difference between black and pardo in the facial structure most of the time. The skin color has a really wide range though.

Then again, here in south america we never had that much of a problem with racism. I mean we have, but even at it's highest it didn't reach modern USA.

>>29409175
A Canada game would be virtually identical to Sinnoh, anyways.

Unless by Canada you mean Toronto. Then the game would also have a subway system you can't actually get on.

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>>29419475
>here in south america we never had that much of a problem with racism.

>>29419060
You also have to factor in that most of the people claiming to be white in Brazil are actually black, same as with Argentina. It's like how in the US sometimes Mexicans will claim to be 'white hispanics' when they're actually mestizos.

>>29419498
>That much.
I stand by what I typed.

>>29419475

The funny thing with racism in the different americas is that it exists in all of them but the US just takes it and runs that shit up the wall

People can get pretty fucking racist in Brazil and the police will fuck up black people without discrimination, but it's all kinda covered up and it's less extreme than some of the shit that goes down in say, Virginia. The real discrimination in Brazil happens more against the poor than just against black people. The plutocracy is real.

On the other hand we don't get school shootings. Which is kinda nice.

>>29419423
We don't want to look like Brazil is why.

>>29416567
Since when north and south america are different continents?

>>29419539
Only South Americans think two continents with entirely different geological histories who were only connected by volcanoes that created a tiny strip of land a few million years ago are one continent.

Largely just so they can try and shit on Americans.

>>29409006
>Start Pokemon journey
>Get abducted by drug cartel, get beaten, raped, and burned alive/chainsawed.
>Or get shot by the street urchin-killing govt Death Squad.

No thanks.

>>29419539

>Strawman
Not him, but even if I disagree with his comment, he did not imply that north or south america are different.

>>29419577
But he did

>>29410441
A rain forest would be great

>>29419594
Hoenn.

>>29419553

>USA habitants are the only americans.
Old meme, Richard.

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>>29419510
racism around here is more a society-wide self hate than it is police beating up people on the street. If in the US they can complain about beauty standards in media, in Brazil (mostly, other south americans are slightly different) it is an entirely different beast of the same kind, it is ingrained in society.

>>29419601
American is the term used to refer to 'USA habitants', anon.

I've never heard of a South American shit talking Mexico/Central America or even acknowledge Canada at all, anyway, so they wouldn't be doing it to piss on any of them.

>>29419500
>most of the people claiming to be white in Brazil are actually black, same as with Argentina
The fuck are you talking about? Most people who identify themselves as white are from European decent with little to no mixing, unless you people now consider the Iberian countries and Italy black

>>29419608
>noob saibot

>>29419601
I don't think that's Richard though.He's more of a pokedex autismo guy more than anything else.

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>>29419608
>venom
>albina ao contrário
>mousse de graxa

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>>29419608

>Munição de churrasqueira

I'm an awful person, that got a kek outo f me.

>>29419627
I provided examples of other countries doing the same, anon. Everyone knows about Argentina lying up a storm like that.

>>29419492
>Region that's entirely underground subway/tunnel systems
I'd actually play that

>>29419643
>He fell for the "Argentina is black" /pol/ meme

>>29409974
I LOVE YOU ZIKA-CHAN!

>>29419356
A Pokémon fan who sucks cocks, like you.

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>>29419608
>metade da zebra

I'm going to hell

As a region, it would be interesting due to the size of the country and different climate of each state.

>>29419668
>Argentinian
I also pointed out how Mexicans like to do it in America.

>>29409974
I LOVE YOU ZIKA-CHAN!

I'm not risking it

>>29419561
>Start pokemon journey in Japanese region
>get tortured by yakuzas

>>29419863
>what is team Rocket?

>>29419608
someone post that creepy black doll sitting on the edge of the bed

>>29419899
>what is a flawed reasoning

>>29419356
>What's more pathetic than a racist Pokemon fan? Lol
a cuck like you
lol

>>29409958
Would you knowingly fuck someone with AIDS anon?

>>29419356
>>29419364
This. We are having a nice bitching.

>>29416394
Cold places are the worst. Australia would be better.

>>29419600
Literally only two routes and Fortree City.

>>29420493
You can't have your ENTIRE region be a jungle biome, that'd be visually boring as all hell.

>>29419594
There's jungles with the Battle Zone in Sinnoh and the Frontier Access in Johto

>>29419637
>>29419633
>>29419687
Back to 55, retards.

Am I browsing /pol/ by mistake?

>>29410210

Não o suficiente

>>29409006
it's actually 3 regions if you count Orre in the side series

>>29419268
tem muito brasileiro retardado na internet, mas nesse próprio thread tem vários que responderam com bom senso

e sim, esse meme br tem que parar de ser alimentado

>>29419405
I'm brazilian and literally don't know any people who got zika, it's not fucking malaria in ethiopia you idiot

>>29409006
Yeah, I really want to see a game where my pokemon get shot by subhumans with handguns.

>>29419405
Jesus fucking Christ, stop the Zika meme already. 4chan is literally the only place I still hear people talking about Zika, no one else, not even in Brazil, care about Zika anymore.

>>29409006
As long as the NPCs don't reflect how the large majority of Brazilian players I meet in in MMOs behave.

>>29419405
You do know that it's fucking nothing if you are a man, right? Or a non pregnant woman.

>>29419417
His is son is blonde and blue-eyed, so you might have a point.

>>29422181
but anon we already have 3 regions based of USA

>>29410476
I'm sure you'd tell anorexics to "do whatever the hell they want with their body" too, wouldn't you?

>>29422181
Oh wait, we have already been in United States.

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>>29409006
>tfw no region based on Portugal
Let's be really honest here, we're earnest and I live there

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>>29419608
>Começo do túnel

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>>29422181
>Orre.

>>29419316
>real white

What?

BEIJO PRAS PASSIVONAS DO BRASIL, ADORO ROLAAAAAAAAAA

>>29409006
>Even more tropical beach adventures.

y-yay...

I always wanted a region where people live in tree houses, play soccer, run around in public naked, and grow fruit.

>>29419608
É racismo quando um dos pretos é assim tão escuro e outro preto lhe chama um desses nomes?

>>29412344
>France
>Matter

>>29412353
You know, there's more Fresh Water in Brazil than the rest of the world. Brazil isn't in Africa.

>>29409006
Do you want Brazil game?

Just Pick Hoenn and put Team Skull(with darker skin) was villainous team.

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>>29419261
YFW he's asian.

>>29422210
Nobody cares about all those retarded babies? How cruel.

>>29422233
It stays in your semen for at least six months, they don't know if it ever stops being in there either.

Brazil <3 :)
please come to brazil
B R A Z I L
B
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>>29422289
>Regional Form Jynx
>Has a Moustache

>>29422772
It's a joke about how all your water is filthy.

>>29423025
Why the obsession with Zika?

Sorry buddy, but the paranoia bandwagon is long gone. Even back then Zika didn't matter shit unless you were pregnant or had the HIV virus.

Zika can be transmitted sexually, but it doesn't linger in the semen for six months (nor does it remain, it's scientifically proven it's not a chronic infection). You're advised to use condoms/abstain from sex for up to six months (as in, that's the longest possible waiting time) if you have been infected. Unless your partner is pregnant and/or her immune system is compromised, sexually transmiting Zika to her isn't a big deal (scummy, but it won't endanger her).

>>29423154
>Bandwagon is long gone
It's not hard to believe that a tropical shithole lets disease and congenital conditions pass by into normality.

>but it doesn't linger in the semen for six months (nor does it remain
You can look this up. ZIka does in fact stay in the semen for an undetermined length of time.

It doesn't matter that you yourself are no longer sick with it if your balls are permanently tainted and will only ever produce retarded babies.

The Fiore Region is based on Naples, Italy, if it makes you feel better.

>>29423329
Meant to quote>>29416404

>>29423286
Zika affected mostly just the shit part of the country.

>>29423286
>a tropical shithole
Off to /pol/ you go.

>You can look this up. ZIka does in fact stay in the semen for an undetermined length of time.

"If you or your partner are not pregnant and are not planing a pregancy:
Men: Consider using condoms or not having sex for at least 6 months after travel (if you don’t have symptoms) or for at least 6 months from the start of symptoms (or Zika diagnosis) if you develop Zika."
http://www.cdc.gov/zika/prevention/protect-yourself-during-sex.html

"Yes. The Zika virus lasts a few weeks at most in the body. It does not cause chronic infection. The time might vary according to each particular case, but Zika infections tend to last between 7 and 21 days.

During these weeks you should be careful not to get bitten by mosquitoes, so as not to spread the disease to those close to you (use repellant and mosquito nets). After the 21 days have passed, you're virus-free and good to go."
https://www.quora.com/If-I-contract-the-Zika-virus-will-it-go-away-after-a-while-Will-I-not-have-it-a-year-later

>>29423286
>It's not hard to believe that a tropical shithole lets disease and congenital conditions pass by into normality.
It's a fucking disease carried by mosquitos you fucking idiot, it's not something you can simply stop and not allow it to spread, get off your fucking high horse.

>>29423452
Most of it?

>>29423556
The fuck does politics have to do with your environment and crime? Don't be an idiot.

This text just repeats what you said earlier and doesn't account for the recent evidence about it sticking around in semen. They don't know how long it's there. They just throw out six months as a guess.

>>29423606
This was in response to him saying nobody in Brazil cares about it anymore. The issue resulting in the insult is the lack of care, not that the disease exists.

>>29423620
>Most of it?
It is like saying that most of USA is Detroit and New Jersey.

>>29423620
>recent evidence about it sticking around in semen
You keep saying this, but still haven't posted anything to back it up.

>>29423689
Pretty sure the Amazon is larger than both.

>>29423698
http://www.thelancet.com/journals/laninf/article/PIIS1473-3099(16)00138-9/abstract

>>29423755
The article doesn't say anything about it sticking around in your semen for over 6 weeks like you're saying, fuck off.

>>29423620
>The fuck does politics have to do with your environment and crime? Don't be an idiot.
/pol/ isn't politics at this point, it's just a bunch of retards thinking they're superior to everyone else and with no fundamental knowledge of how arguments work, you fit in there just nicely.

That anon gave you a bunch of links, you've still got to back up your semen shit.

>>29423837
It says we don't know how long it sticks around. That's all I've been saying, chief.

>>29423838
I linked to the lancet, my dear blind BR.

>>29423929
>It says we don't know how long it sticks around
Except >>29423556 already posted links showing how long it tends to stick around.

>>29424078
He posted links to how long it sticks around in your bloodstream. Not your semen. What is hard to understand about the difference?

>>29423929
>It says we don't know how long it sticks around.

"Last week, the Centers for Disease Control reported that the virus lasts about a week."
https://www.romper.com/p/how-long-does-zika-virus-last-it-wont-affect-future-pregnancies-4486
http://www.cdc.gov/zika/symptoms/symptoms.html

>>29409006
This thread is why /int/ sucks

>>29424163
>Remains in the blood.
>In the blood
>Blood
Guess what we're not talking about?

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>>29424138
>>29424218
I found what you were talking about (why didn't you take 5 seconds of your time and linked that shit in the first place, you idiot?). It still doesn't really prove much because you were purposely misunderstanding the article's info.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3703088/Zika-virus-remain-semen-longer-thought-French-man-s-record-93-days-beats-previous-62.html

Scientists were alarmed because they found a man whose semen infection lasted for 93 days. However, not only is that just about 3 months (not the 6 you were rambling about), but it's just about scientists freaking out about finding the second outlier. It doesn't really prove anything when everyone else who's been infected by Zika gets rid of the disease in about two weeks on average. The only two cases where Zika remained more than usual in a bodily fluid was this and way back in 2014.

Again, they advice you to use a condom for 6 months. That doesn't mean there's someone whose semen infection lasted for 6 months.

>>29424180
/int/ sucks because of the /pol/ shitposting mixed with annoying middle school memes.

>>29424180
If /int/ is just Americans saying stupid shit about countries they know nothing about, then it's pretty accurate.