Alright /vp/, you awaken in the pokemon world, but as a random pokemon. {https://randompokemon.com} How screwed are you?
>mfw I got Machamp
>Awaken
Also I got Marill. I hate it and would probably die. Potentially willingly.
..........luvdisc.
fuck this shit.
>Braixen
Thread's over, I've already won.
Not bad I guess.
Guess I'm furbait now.
Oh well.
Amaura
It fits perfectly.
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>Makuhita
The punching bag that punches back? No, thanks.
>>29407691
I'm not mad.
>>29407691
Zapdos...This could be fun
>magikarp
>Tauros
I think I'd enjoy being a queer steer
>Eelektrik
I don't know how to feel about this. Time to find a thunderstone.
>Giratina
Wew lad
E
W
L
A
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Not my personal favorite choice, but it'd be cool. Id actually be able to Go on adventures and rescue team 'n shit
>politoed
ok.
Oh, ffs. I did like the Wynauts from the camp Pikachu special though,
>lopunny
NO I DON'T WANNA GO
I'm gonna move to Alola and open a snackbar.
>>29407691
tfw you get a shiny in a random generator, but can't get a shiny in the games.
>>29407957
Judging by 1st slot, I'm Pidgeotto I suppose.
>>29407691
Electivire.
Not bad.
>Darumaka
I approve. Hopefully I don't have Inner Focus tho.
>Yamask
jesus fuck
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>Weavile
I'm okay with this
>>29407691
Talonflame. Hey look at me, I am competitively viable.
>Delcatty
Fuck
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>Gligar
Well its no Sableye, but it'll do.
>>29407992
You just fucking died.
>keldeo
It could've been worse I guess.
>pawniard
a pokemon that evolves into a pokemon that looks like a kamen rider.
i dig it.
Haunter
I ain't gonna complain.
>Kakuna
Hanging from a tree chilling 24/7, I'll take it
>Tangrowth
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>Blaziken
Neat
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>gradevoir
:^)
fug
>>29407781
>fennekin
I'm gonna follow this Braixen around and copy everything it does
>>29408070
rip me
but
im a pokemon now
>>29407691
not bad
>Weavile
Sounds good to me!
>Palkia
Guess I'll have to get used to being bombarded with penis jokes.
AAAAAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>29407691
Macargo. Well shit
Oh fug...
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>Meloetta
Works for me.
>>29408098
Same. Glad I'm not a shitmon.
>Regice
My clear body is ready
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Houndoom
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>Simisear
HOT
MONKAY
DIK
>literally god
>naughty nature
fug
>>29408196
I got gardevoir. I guess it's okay
what the fuck am i supposed to do as this
>>29408425
>godfuck.png
>naughty arceus
this thread is golden.
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>Parasect
Well I already feel dead inside so it fits.
Chatot.
Considering all the possible garbage I could have gotten (and I actually got Trubbish last time) I'm fine with this.
>Lilligant
I guess I'm a trap now...
>>29408439
Eat cyanide peanuts.
>>29407691
I think I'm pretty much fugged
>>29408404
>least popular Pokemon
>>29408522
>I guess I'm a trap now...
Lilligant is female only, Anon. You've crossed the gender gap and are now female.
>Lumineon
Could be worse
>feebas
Fuckin neato, I grow up to be FABULOUS
but i'll become a cool canine soon right
>Primal Groudon
Im not fucked so much as the world is
I guess I could do worse than jigglypuff, but I don't think I really have the positive attitude necessary to be a successful balloon rodent
>virizion
There are worse fates
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>Swadloon
eh
>>29408563
I don't have a reaction image to explain how I feel about this.
>Fuckin Pichu
no bully plz
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>Tirtouga
i'm already dead
>>29408732
I'd try to protect you (Like in Mystery Dungeon Style)
>>29408737
But anon what if someone resurrects you?
>>29407691
>Dragon Arceus
I'M POKÉMON GOD
>Add a check in the natures box
>Naughty Metapod
About as close to human I could get.
A Serious Accelgor!
>>29408334
AHAHAHAHAHAH
>>29407691
>Mega Gengar
Not my first choice, but at least I'm strong as fuck.
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>>29408448
>literally zeus
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>Sassy Skuntank
Not horrible, but I wouldn't like scaring everyone away with my stench.
>Second favorite dragon
I am overly okay with this
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>>29408807
So what happens when multiple Arceus are born into the same universe? Do they just fight all the time over who controls reality?
>>29409215
good luck finding love
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>breloom
I'm not complaining.
>Trash wormadam
yes perfect
is it a pokemon or a gundam
>>29409322
Maybe it's both
>kadabra
I'd be in high demand, but fuck I'm set
>Petilil
Probably not gonna survive but at least I become cute. And I become a girl.
Im good with this
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>Milotic
I'll protect you anon.
I got Electrode. I would willingly explode 10 seconds in.
Cute.
>check off Nature because why not
>Lonely Croagunk
Well that answered itself.
>>29407691
Mothim Imma stay the forest.
>Spewpa
Oh...
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>Treecko
It could be worse.
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>Ferrothorn
No more sitting by the fireplace
Virizion Fios.
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>Denio
Let some kid catch me and spend years to evolve as both of us grow together
It could be worse.
>>29407691
MURKROW FIRST TRY
He is my favorite bird Pokemon. Hell yeah.
>Abra
I'm kind of happy with this.
>Onix
No fair, I like to swim... Well, at least I´m strong...
help
Im sexy and powerful! I miss my dick though...
>Plusle
I hope I find my bro Minun so we can get up to some shenanigans
>>29410982
>base 45 Attack
>strong
>Wingull
someone get me a trumpet.