>yfw the starter final evos are revealed and they aren't Luchalitten/Robinhoot/Poppmaid
Denial no jutsu?
I would LEGIT orgasm if this were the case.
barashitters, waifufags, etc. need to be killed irl.
I'd be a bit disappointed about Archowl but it's legit the only good starter anyway.
>>29401806
> this much denial and we dont even have an Egypt region yet
>>29401806
>>29401846
>the only reason people would like a Pokemon I don't is because they want to fuck it
End this meme.
>>29401879
End your life, furshit.
>>29401842
>>29401848
I will continue denying it until my dying day
>>29401897
You first, manbaby.
>>29401920
cant wait for the 18th then tbhfamilia
>>29401806
What about if they were real, but they were the midday forms, and they revealed the midnight forms
>>29401879
>>29401897
No, you kys! I agree, end this stupid meme. I'm tired of being called a furfag just because I like Lucario. I didn't even know what a furfag was until /vp/.
>>29401846
Your mother should have swallowed you
>>29401964
I would be ok with this depending on what they were
>>29401966
>indirectly admitting you're underage
Epib. :)
>Your face when the trio ends up being realbut splits are actually confirmed as well and they're part of a evolutionary line that bear the same theme, but sport contrasting jobs and types
I'd legit jump in joy.
>>29402327
Never gonna happen
Denialfags and Split evo fags got destroyed so badly
They're obviously not real and you'd have to be retarded to think so. You think gamefreak wouldn't remove the most important reveals form the demo? Not only has the leaks been proved several times to be fake(they look nothing like starters/people ADMITTED to making them) but the models look like shit compared to the other models in the game. Gamefreak probable made them before launching the demo to trick the retards believing in the leaks, either that or the "dataminer" made the models made themselves just to fuck with people. Use your brain for a second retard, if you were in their position, would you do it? Of course you would, don't deny it. I laugh every time someone calls me a denialfag because I KNOW that in a couple of days I'll be the one laughing my ass of when they reveal the real starters. It will be the most glorious day in all of /vp/. This might be the greatest hoax of the century, but I'm not biting. You retards think you're so fucking smart with your "leaks" just jumping on the first opportunity, same shit happened with that retarded owl that got "leaked" earlier too, retards will ALWAYS belive that shit. You fucking disgust me honestly, the face that such lowlife mouthbreaters share the same board as you, I've honestly unironically thought about moving to a different website in hopes of escaping the retardism here, but I guess I'll just have to wait it out, in the end I'll be the one laughing anyway when you cry because your fire/fighting bitchboy got shafted for some better -mons. Every fucking day I wake up just in hopes you idiots learning, but you never do. I'll probably kill myself when SuMo comes out because my purpose in life is completed, and I'd rather not suffer through the same cycle again and again. I'm getting close to the character limit apparently so I'll just cut the case and say FUCK YOU. I hope all you belivers die, and lastly... see you November 18 cunts... ;)
>>29402474
>>29401806
I still think we could get split evos. We got a demo of ONE version of the game. And who knows when the demo split from the actual game.
I realize this likely isn't going to happen, but there's still the slightest glimmer of chance.
>>29402623
Both Lycanroc and all version exclusives were found in the game
Let it go
>>29402474
THIS. THIS.
T H I S.
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BTFO!
>>29402474
This. The starters were obviously set up by Joe "Serebii" Merrick in order to draw attention directly to his website and away from Pokejungle. Gamefreak isn't retarded enough to create starters made specifically to pander to minority audiences. All these retards who actually believe this shit need to be legit gassed irl via concentration camp.
>>29402474
that's a spicy copypasta
>>29402474
You should cut that into smaller paragraphs. It's easier on the eyes.
>>29403830
Nothing that stupid could ever be easy on the eyes.
>>29402474
Look at this Anon.
Pity him, for he is sad inside.
>>29402474
I don't usually give free (You)s, but dammit Anon, I'm actually impressed.
>>29402474
So... should we add this to the collage or including copypastas is too much?
>Thank fucking god
What is the biggest ruse in Pokemon or /vp/ history?
>>29404036
i would say that that's good enough for it's own thread but it would be filled with post saying ''Hexzadel's final starters'' and other smartass answers
>>29401806
>The artworks with Mallow on them were specifically made and purposely left where the chinese leakers could find them
>They made sure to leave Mallow hinted in such a way that the common /vp/ anon could find the resemblance when they announced her officially
>The following 4 months of denialfag vs. leakfag wars between fans were just part of Gamefreak's plan
>Gamefreak knew about what the chinese, the riddler and every other real leaker were doing from the start, with the leakers not suspecting a thing.
>Everything in the demo is a very well-thought mix of real and unreal things and the scrubbing was perfect on its execution: what we datamined is what THEY wanted us to datamine
>All in all, it was just an incredibly convoluted and complex ruse from gamefreak all along.
>Literally 80% their time effort went into preparing every step of this sick joke during the development of SM, while the games themselves were dedicated just around 20% of the time and energies they had
>People will buy SM anyways, so they make fans look like fools AND get their money
>Masuda and Ohmura laughing while swimming in nip money at GF headquarters
I mean I like the starters and most of the dex, but I would laugh my ass so hard and for so long if only even the tiniest bit of this were actually the case
What are the actual chances GameFreak rused us and the datamining hid some things/lied about some things?
>Junichi Masuda: I can't really say too much, because they're development code names. Back in the early days we got a little bit more creative with the development names, but these days it's a lot more plain. Like for example, Crabrawler's code name was just Crab 1. So it wasn't anything special, but I can't really say too much because they were development names
>>29401966
Great taste. Lucario has been my favorite for over ten years.
>>29401964
Brionne's site description mentions the moon, that should be Popplio's midnight evolution
>>29404370and the real starters are all worse
>>29404482
Extremely low. It would generally be poorly received and bad publicity, as right now Luchalitten and Robinhoot have gained a notable following on social media.
>>29404370
>>29404540
Topest kek
>>29402474
>(they look nothing like starters/people ADMITTED to making them)
Everybody knows who you are
Remember to sage and hide.
/vp/ - Denial
>>29404540
Literally NOTHING is worse than Luchalitten. Not Gen 5, not Gen 6, NOTHING. A single Pokemon is worse than any entire gen.