>real life Z-Ring >syncs up with your 3DS >lights up

z-moves won't be that great unless you focus team construction around using one. At which point it can be shut down pretty easily.

>>29399290
Z-moves are boring

Why? Buy it if you want it.

Just keep in mind how you'll look in public if you choose to wear it outside.

>>29399290
You should be also able to activate a Z-move by performing the "dance" by yourself

>>29399290
Shitty gimmick for kids like the Cringe-moves themselves

>>29399290
It's a toy for little kids, you fucking manbaby.

>>29399290
I want to slap that boy in the face. You're too young for a blue steel, kid.

>it's a /vp/ gets mad at children episode

Who touched your peepee /vp/? Tell us so we can help you.

>>29399290
Z-moves are a shit gimmick
You won't have the confidence to wear it in public
Even if you do, you'll look like an autist

I want this thing. I like the idea of collecting a shitty piece of plastic for every type.

But my god it's outrageously FUCKING EXPENSIVE. A whole set is apparently going for around $70? What the fuck?

>>29399290
If you buy this, your virginity will never leave you.

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>>29399417
>Kids Folder

>>29399597
>You won't have the confidence to wear it in public
>Even if you do, you'll look like an autist
But what if I want to wear it at home?

>>29399290
That little plastic ring is never going to fit around your fat man sized wrist.

>>29399631
Gotta collect all the Z-Crystals for your Poké Driver, boyo!

>>29399417
>kids folder
I'm calling the police

>>29399290
It's a shitty piece of plastic. Stop being such an overgrown manchild.

>>29399290
it isn't made to fit on the wrist of an adult

>it's a cheap piece of plastic that glows and makes badly recorded noises dependent on another piece of plastic that actually has some worth and is fun to use
>it can glow and play a shit quality sound clip and that's it
please tell me that you're not considering to buy this shit

>>29399290
you can buy it if you want

but buying a cheap piece of plastic you wont use in a year isn't exactly a "great idea"

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>>29399290
>see a grown adult out in public with one of these cheap little pieces of plastic
>while playing a children's game
>mfw

>>29399290
I'm not going to argue whether its cool to have a roleplay toy like this hooked up in the first place. I ask what's the point when its for a move that's only used once per battle?

I have no interest in actually getting it, but goddamn, the 10-year-old in me thinks this is cool as fuck.

>>29399290
It's just bright lights with 8bit sound bits which lasts for seconds.

>remove wifi communicator from bracelet
>attach to small vibrator
>stick up anus
>cum whenever I use a z-move
your move, autists

>>29401587
DELET THIS

but also tell me more

>>29399290
It's a kids toy and you will be scheduled for chemical castration in the year 2020

>>29399290
By the hell out of it

>>29399290
Well are you attractive?
I mean to the point where if you buy one of these things people will think you're just quirky and not cringy?

>>29399290
If this shit was out when I was in grade school, my friends and I would all have this thing guaranteed.

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>>29399417
>kids folder

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>>29401587

>>29399290
It will not fit your wrist, not in a million years.

Also this >>29401940

>>29399290
You aren't five years old anymore

>>29399290
It won't fit you

>>29402175
>>29402694
Tfw your wrists are so small at 21 that it will probably fit..

>>29399290
You are not a child.

It's going to have the same sound quality as a Speak N Spell.
For some reason this tech has never improved in toys.

>>29399290
How old are you? That's why you shouldn't buy it.