You wake up one morning to discover that you have been endowed with elemental powers! Or rather, the level-up learnset of a random pokemon (https://randompokemon.com/ ). Faced with this startling turn of events, what do do you do with your newfound power?
Harden and poison my enemies.
Shoot my string shot
>Smeargal
What the fuck kind of elemental power is normal?
>>29386401
>Scrafty
beat up those bullies from school >:(
>>29386401
>umbreon
thank fuck it's my fav but
...
I sweat poison
I'm built like a wall...
I can use my enemies attack lvl against them..
>Taillow
>Moves include Aerial Ace (a sword slice), Quick Attack, Brave Bird, ect.
Become a death-defying ninja assassin.
>>29386470
The level-up learnset, not the type and stats. You're either a power copier or a really good artist.
>>29386470
You get sketch.
>Heliolisk
I seduce sweaty nerds on /vp/ and steal their wallets after our 2 seconds of heaven
>Kadabra
FUCK YOU, COLLEGE.
I AM NOW A HIVEMIND OF LEARNING
>>29386401
>Azelf
Assuming that the moves can do more than their in-battle effects, use future sight and ESP to get rich of gambling and investiments, then try to become the leader of some country. If I fuck up I explode myself
>>29386401
>hoopa unbound
NOW WE'RE THINKING WITH PORTALS
>Delibird
merry christmas bitch
>>29386401
>Hitmontop
I become a spinning/capoeria using street level hero.
>Arceus
Be God, I guess.
>>29386401
Throw rocks and blow bubbles at people
>Flygon
I have no moves
>>29386401
Hyper Beam, Explosion, Teleport
Not bad
I can paralyze, spit acid, hide in haze and still have space for another damaging move to help with combat.
A life of crime awaits me.
Absolutely nothing.
>>29386401
Il make a gate for another world to live the peace
>>29386401
>Goodra
Well, slime is useful, I guess.
Also, now I can punch with the strength of 100 pro boxers.
>accelgor
be the rider
Go through walls I suppose.
>>29386401
>Throh
Looks like I'm gonna be throwing some shit.
I become a trap and a japanese idol, could be worse.
Man, Chimchar's level up moveset is shittier than I remember. At least I can shoot fire.
>>29386401
>marowak
What a fucking shit movepool
All normal besides Bone Club/Rush/Rang
cry
>>29387405
And also have that one guy who thinks you have to always be female for whatever reason.
>Sticky webs to trap criminals
>Stone edge to kill
>struggle bug to weaken them
>Unless my true power with power swap
>>29386401
>Meowth
I hit the jackpot. Literally.
I rolled again. I still got bidoof. what the fuck
>Vaporeon
I guess I could become a lifeguard.
rerolled again... got quilava. thank god its not bidoof now i can commit arson
>Shroomish
I'll use my spore powers in the name of evil and rape.
Porygon-Z
Fuck yeah
HOHOHOHOHO
HERE WE FUCKING GO
>>29386401
Oh fuck.
This turned out way better than I ever could have hoped.
>Limber
I can't get paralyzed. YOU CAN'T STOP ME.Unless you use, you know, anything that would freeze, bind, petrify, stun, or put me to sleep.
>Imposter:
Here's the real shit.
>Lose gender/sex
>Look kind of androgynous/amorphous
>But I can make myself the sexiest body and biggest cock I can imagine
>Get a good look or picture of you, transform into a sexier version of you, fuck your waifu/girlfriend
Actually fuck that
>Transform into a sexy futa attached by the wrist to a sexy woman, fuck myself
>Transform into an employee/security at some business, walk out with countless amounts of money and trade secrets
>No one can fingerprint or I.D me
>Get rich, acquire all greatest desires
>Government abducts me because they can pretty much find anything anywhere and my powers wouldn't stay hidden for long
>They run several hundred tests and experiments to analyze my biology
>They intend to imprison me at their facility indefinitely, they already faked my death
>They offer to recruit and train me as a Spy/Secret Agent
>Become the best secret agent the world has never known, infiltrating under perfect disguise, stretching across impossible gaps, squeezing under doors or through keyholes, absconding with sensitive and powerful info and objects, covertly assassinating key targets, all without leaving so much as an unfamiliar footprint
Yeah it would be pretty sweet.
>>29386401
>Linoone
Use extremespeed to become fastest thing in the world. Travel without use of planes, trains or automobiles. Like quicksilver, everything around me would slow down, and i could go to any store i want and take anything i want. virtually nothing can stop me.
Malamar.
...Pretty sure i'm now required to become a supervillain so... take over the world and obliterate the minds of all who oppose me.
Got chessnaught, I guess I become a football player or mma guy
>>29386454
>Spider-man crossed with superman
Pretty chill Pokémon. I'm cool with it....Ice
>>29386401
Squirtle for hydrokinesis, pretty cool. Probably use it in very novel ways, he'll being able to drain someones vitality without touching them.
Should I try to reroll though?
>Carracosta
So I can smash my own skeleton, I guess?
>>29387948
Dude, I don't wanna burst your bubble, but can you just sorta think about that for a second?
Less from a moveset point of view, you could travel to an alternate alien dimension with horrors of concepts given form.
Crunch, Dig, Earthquake, Outrage. Some random strong moves.
Assuming I become slightly stronger, I'll... be more confident, I guess. I could really scare people by causing an earthquake or biting a hole in something.
I can create an illusion to look like my waifu while throwing shadow balls and flames out of my mouth
>>29386401
I get the powers of Bibarel. My survival skills go up exponentially, and I become closer to water.
DESTROY THE FUCKING TIMELINE
>>29386401
Ducklett.
Hmm, not too bad I guess.
>>29389131
Rolled the same mon.
i can x-scissor all my enemies
more importantly can i mega evolve?
WOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
>>29386850
>Hoopa Bound
NOW WE'RE THINKING WITH FEWER PORTALS
still pretty fucking good tho. Gonna save a lot of money traveling.
>cobalion
Knight bros, assemble!
>>29386401
Hell yeah
>Goldeen
Not bad honestly. I can shoot water Hadokens, have a self healing technique, can use Supersonic, and can spear and drill through shit. Also climb waterfalls.
I'd totally become a vigilante or hero of justice.
>>29387997
>Arceus gets Seismic Toss via level up
Interesting
>>29388077
OP specified level up movesets though.
>Reggie
Looks like it's time to Crush Grip some things to death.
>darkrai
become a superhero who kills criminals in their sleep
>be this
>acquire sheckles
Or become nearly indestructible plasma shooting tank moving veeeery slowly.
>>29390783
As long as nobody tries to punch your nose or no natural disasters happen.
>>29390783
Damn, Probopass's moveset is cool as fuck.
>Regice
I guess going around freezing stuff could be cool.
Also I could put ice cubes in drinks.
>>29386401
— Covet: The user endearingly approaches the target, then steals the target's held item.
— Fake Tears: The user feigns crying to fluster the target, harshly lowering its Sp. Def stat.
15 Feint Attack: The user approaches the target disarmingly, then throws a sucker punch. It hits without fail.
25 Play Nice: The user and the target become friends, and the target loses its will to fight. This lowers the target's Attack stat.
— Leer: The opposing team gains an intimidating leer with sharp eyes. The opposing team's Defense stats are reduced.
38 Scary Face: The user frightens the target with a scary face to harshly reduce its Speed stat.
— Scratch: Hard, pointed, and sharp claws rake the target to inflict damage.
8 Fury Swipes: The target is raked with sharp claws or scythes for two to five times in quick succession.
29 Slash: The target is attacked with a slash of claws or blades. Critical hits land more easily.
— Lick: The target is licked with a long tongue, causing damage. It may also leave the target with paralysis.
22 Sweet Scent: A sweet scent that harshly lowers the opposing team's evasiveness. It also lures wild Pokémon if used in grass, etc.
47 Rest: The user goes to sleep for two turns. It fully restores the user's HP and heals any status problem.
49 Snore: An attack that can be used only if the user is asleep. The harsh noise may also make the target flinch.
58 Thrash: The user rampages and attacks for two to three turns. It then becomes confused, however.
67 Hammer Arm: The user swings and hits with its strong and heavy fist. It lowers the user's Speed, however.
Well, other than looking scary, smashing and cutting things, sleeping, and licking and smelling like honey, I'm apparently now able to be deviously cute.
>>29386401
WOBBUFFET
I HAVE TO KILL MYSELF TO ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING
>>29386401
>Vullaby
Honestly, it would be pretty hard to not get a Pokemon that would be beneficial to you.
>>29386401
Haunter Pretty awesome!
Can't touch this na na na
You can't punch me
You can't shoot me
You can't restrain me
I can't go anywhere
I can float
I can make others fall sleep and reinvigorate myself by eating their dreams
I can make people confuse
I can make motherfucking shadow hadoukens!
Probably would fuck up with people I consider bad for my own profit. Maybe become a kind of vigilante to take advanatge of my near invulnerability to most dangers in the real world.
>Petals and powders
I can deal with it
I'm cool with this.
>yveltal
two words: GENOCIDE RUN
>Mega Fug
Out of 721 mons, I've got the meme'd one. Nice moveset though.
>>29393662
Shhh...
Are you trying to summon a shitstorm?!
>Keldeo
Hate the Pokemon but nice moves. As long as I don't actually need to grow a tail or a horn. A super sword that shoots water could do the job.
>Shedinja
Lots of cool ghost stuff and near invulnerable if I get ability
>>29393736
maybe i WANT to havea bad time?
(im not sorry)
With the amount of Hitman Reborn I've watched in the past, this can only end so well.
Always wanted to try something akin to X-burner
>Tyrantrum
Headbutt people and throw rocks at them
>exploud
literally kill normies with my REEEEEEEEEEEE