>Hatches from an egg already nursing a child ITT: Unnerving

>>29382059
>Chansey is born with an egg
>Cubone is born with its dead mother's skull even though its mother is right next to it
>Exeggcute comes from an egg

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>Half a dozen eggs hatch from an egg

>>29382059
why, my peenus weanus of course :)

hahah! :D

it's my weeeeeenus peanus :) hahah

ITT: Unnerving thoughts about Pokemon. - my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D

hahaha!

>>29382167

>>29382081
>>29382084
Exeggcute are seeds

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>>29382167

>>29382081
>>29382084
>Exeggute are eggs
Stop it

>>29382180
>>29382191
>Ex
>EGG
>cute

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>>29382180
>>29382191
exEGGcute

>>29382167
this

>>29382081
I personally always thought that Cubone having its dead mother's skull was just a myth based on folklore or only one example of that happening, and otherwise its just part of its anatomy, like a small piece of exoskeleton or something

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>>29382216
>>29382245
>implying English names are worth a damn

>>29382059

>Bees are born as adults
ITT: Unnerving thoughts about nature

>>29382305
The cracked one has a fucking yolk. Yes they're seeds as far as pokemon goes, but they are still eggs

>>29382305
Tamatama means "sphere egg" in nip, but it can be inspired byseeds too though

>>29382191
>>29382216
>>29382245
Funnily enough, not every single language has the word egg in Exeggcute or Exeggutor's name.

It's the same in Italian as it is in English, and there's "egg" in Korean for Exeggcute and Mandarin Chinese for Exeggutor, but nothing else.

>>29382191
Is its name Exseedcute?

>>29382059
That alone makes no sense. Clearly, the baby will never mature, as adult kangaskhan are shown to hatch from eggs, and are not livebirth. The juvenile should still be in an egg.

>>29382348
>Funnily enough, not every single language has the word egg in Exeggcute or Exeggutor's name.

and yet English does, and that's what we're speaking based retard

what Exeggutor's name is in sushi sushi land is completely irrelevant when its English name is Exeggutor, a clear pun on the fact that it looks exactly like a bunch of fucking eggs.

>>29382059
>Kangaskhan is literally the only mon where le baby prevolution would've been a good idea
>it will never get one

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>breeding gardevoir
>get ralts with a better ivs then the one it was breeding with
>evolve it into a kirilia (as a note its male)
>breed it endlessly with its mother
>get a female ralts with better ivs then the mother gardevoir
>evolve it into a kirilia
>breed both kirilias now, essentially breeding the male kirilias with his daughter born from his mother

I did all that for laughs but on reflection that was fucked up

>>29382355
>>29382216
>>29382245

Since when are eggs seeds and sine when do seeds turn into trees? Fuck off with this shitty bait.

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Flesh ribbons.

>>29384133
so you're just choosing to ignore the woodpecker that turns into a toucan, both of the turtles that turn into a tortoise, and all of the other dumb ass evos that completely shift what real species they're based on when they evolve?

Also since when do seeds crack with only gentle touches, and have FUCKING YOLKS inside of them?

>>29382059
What if the child were the real pokemon, and the parent body is just an intimidating decoy.

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These fuckers right here, e x p l a i n.

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>>29384151
Flesh pants.

Sigilyph are not birds, and are not made of immaterial objects like other ancient constructs like Golurk and Claydol, but clearly are of the same nature.

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>exeggcute is seeds

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>all those people who were accidentally crippled or even killed by its embrace

Klinklang attacks by crushing with the gears