So this woman can have a date with a Machamp, and I can't

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>>29366128
U can

>>29366128
aaayyy

>>29366128
this is so creepy

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>>29366128
Who said you couldn't?

>>29366128
>"Loom at him! Isn't he[...]"

OP, can you translate "fuertote"? Im not familiar with Spain's slang

Real world has zoophilia, it would be dumb to not think there is crossbreeding in the pokemon world, women got lucky with the macho line though, they're pretty much just fucking a strong man, men can only pick from a degenerate selection of "this pokemon would be fuckable if it had the body structure of a real life woman"

>>29366239
shit, this is scary.

>>29366239

>>29366260
strong-ish

>>29366128
>>29366128
>>29366128
>>29366128
>>29366128
>>29366128
PORN WHEN

>>29366260
strong-strongote

>>29366260

brawny

>>29366260
the text says
''Aaaay!, Look at him, here he is!''
''What?, Isn't he strong?''
I had to adapt some words or they wouldn't have made much sense

>>29366239

I will, in a very discret way, save this image.

>>29366260
strong as fuck

>>29366260
It's superlative for strong (aka very strong). It's common in Spanish to modify the adjective to denote how much it is,

Huh wheres this?

>>29366394
It's the woman who says she's waiting for her boyfriend who helped her when she had a sprained ankle

The Machamp is her boyfriend

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>>29366414

>>29366128
I hope gamefreak isn't appealing to degenerates with this
I don't need canon pokefuckers

>>29366315
>>29366309
>>29366274
>>29366308

Thanks. I understood what she said, kind of, but i couldn't find a good word for "fuertote".

>>29366128

You all need to be gassed.

>>29366414
Oh! I just went to talk to her and i still have a day more to trigger it, like 3 hours.
Thanks anon, havent been paying attention to the demo. Only played it the first 2 days.

>>29366450
You stopped playing on gen 3 or something?

>>29366128
Oh look, that's the rare Machamp who isn't a total manlet.

>>29366414
>3

So pokefilia is canon

>>29366128
"In paradise, degeneracy is a right"
Wtf I love alola now

>>29366414
>tfw machamp sprained her ankle while fucking her to submission

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>>29366239

I want to marry Gardevoir! """"""""""Male"""""""""" of course.

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>>29366486

Been canon.

if you go to the malasada shop you have a little cutscene with hau

>>29366618
Wait, the old lady is saying that?
Oh my!

>>29366655

Yes.

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Pokémon/Human marriage is a thing in Gen 4. If you look through the bookcases of the Canalave library in you can read the sinnoh myths. Although in the English translation they said they lived together but in the literal translations of the Japanese text. People married Pokémons.

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>>29366618
Would this count?

>>29366128
Ive always loved pokemon.

I Love every game.

Im cool with wack designs here and there.

Furries are furries but they're avoidable.

I know the game lore about humans and pokemon.

But i hide "pokegirl threads" and "pokefile threads"

And I thought i would play this franchise forever.
But after seeing this i think im done with the games
After sun and moon.
Im not a furry, and i think its unapealing that humans and pokemon can co-exist like this and that GF is pushing it further and further, especially with all the waifu-mons
Im really sad about this.
I dont know what to say but i wish GF wasnt going this route.
This franchise is for furries and hentai addicts now.

Im not trolling and this isnt pasta.

I think this is it lads. Im gunna try and stick to the tcgo generals only from now on.
Its been fun /vp.

>>29366517
>all of these waifumons in Alola
I guess it makes sense that Alola would be more accepting of it.

>>29366684
k. see you on monday.

ITT Lie about events so you can pretend GF accepts your shitty furfaggotry

>>29366128
they had fun on the beach iYKwIM

>>29366684
Ok. Never come back

>>29366684
There's always Yokai Watch.

>>29366684
>Not just playing the event yourself and seeing they're full of shit

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>>29366719
>>29366728
I love you anons
Why are they doing this
Why are they becoming a gross franchise
Hold me /vp

>>29366308
>Strongote

kek

>>29366618
Fucking horny old lady, she may have been senile though, she mightve thought the toaster was alive tbqh how old she looks.

>>29366760
>Hold me /vp
Sorry, but i don't think i have the strength to hold someone that heavy

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>manlets can get gfs but you can't

>>29366684
Well it's a pasta now

>>29366745
My 3ds was stuck on day 1 for 3 days so i barely got my items from that "tomorrow" guy yesterday.

Is it fake anon?

i hope so, i dont care about the lore, or even if the producers came our and said it flat out. i just want the main games to show civil conduct so i can enjoy a comfy game without obvious sexual undertones of bestiality

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>being triggered by fictional fantasy creatures dating fictional fantasy humans in a fictional fantasy setting

>>29366822
Tis cuz your a beta manlet lol

>>29366760
Your narrative is false. If you want to delude yourself, go ahead. It's a franchise for kids. You've been here too long and can only think about sex, you're a pokephile now

>>29366822
Only rich manlets get the chick anon.

The difference between bestiality and fucking pokemon is that pokemon are clearly much more intelligent and could actually consent unlike real-world animals. Either way, it's pretty hypocritical of anti-pokewaifufags now that the creators of the game itself are okay with it.

>>29366665
>>29366666

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>>29366798
>she might've thought the toaster was alive
That's a very distinct possibility anon.

>>29366976
Rotom H is a oven retart

So have hackers discovered what happens for all the timed events and what they give you?

>>29366976
>Ghost type
>Alive
Yep, off to the mental institute with her

>>29366996
It's a toaster oven

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>>29366996
>with bread in it
It's a toaster oven, retard.

Also, it's not exactly restricted to just possessing those 5 items.

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>>29367006
>>Ghost type
>>Alive
I see no contradiction here.

>>29366723
Just checked it myself. She pretty much is all, "Isn't he great?" and "Oh here comes the guy!" even in English

So it's essentially them toeing it as much as they can without going overboard

>>29367103
>Implying it isnt dead
Keke Keke

>>29366128
So if Pokeporn is technically canon, Why is it still illegal on /vp/? I know this is a blue board, but since it's expressed openly inside the franchise of which tjis board is based on than you'd think it the rule wouldn't exist.

>>29367171
It's not like they go into explicit detail about fucking their pokemon

Waifu stuff isn't inherently bannable on /vp/, just nsfw images

>>29367171
No one would discuss the games anymore

>>29367171
>>29367237

They make relationship canon but it's still a kids game x)
Besides pokemon are sometimes even smarter than humans so it's not that weird since there is consent xD

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>>29366128
This only confirms Latias is coming back to the anime to hug and be the bestest girl ever!

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>>29366128

>>29367315
>your pokemon will never write on a paper, hold the paper up for you to read, "will you marry me?" written poorly but still readable on it

>>29366128
What's the word in Japanese she uses? I wanna see if it's a weird translation thing, possibly like a comedic misunderstanding thing where it just means male companion and you make the wrong assumption, or it's seriously legit.

>>29367171
Just take it to /trash/ with all the other furries. It's not a bad board. Just super degenerate.

>>29367615
Sounds like you're just in denial about this series enabling pokephilia. Find a different one if you're that upset over it.

>>29367006
>Heat Rotom
>Ghost type

>>29367873
Implying rotom is not a ghost possesing an object

>>29367171
GF possibly likes to take jabs at the weirdos that think about fucking their Gardevoirs or Lucarios. Japanese people in general are very perverted in general so it wouldn't surprise me that much. At least something like Machamp is way more "acceptable" than something like Houndoom which is a literal dog.

>>29367980
This isn't really taking a jab though.

>>29367998
Whatever. You know what I meant. Most of the GF staff probably don't want to fuck Pokemon. And besides, even if they do, it's probably gonna be something predictable that's humanoid.

>>29366863
that isn't the problem, the problem is that pokemon are generally replacements for actual animals in the games and the bestiality implications. also it's a kids game so yo ain't gonna get some mass effect bullshit where they are on the same level as us ie not being slaves. humans capture them in pokeballs, power dynamics, blah blah blah the pokemon world makes zero sense when you bring in the concept of humans fucking pokemon. the reason some people think it's fucking creepy is because of bestiality implications which is always wrong because animals cannot consent.

>>29368146
Pokemon are not animals. The games make this very clear; they're meant to be friends and companions, not mere pets.

>>29368146
It's canon that pokemon only attack trainers if they want to be caught/trained.

>>29368313
I agree. But many of them essentially function the same way as pets. There is a difference between the hypothetical concept of having sex with a Gardevoir and then having sex with a Rapidash (one Pokemon invokes the image of a human ballroom dancer and the other of a horse that happens to be on fire.) If someone told me they thought Gardevoir was attractive, I wouldn't be that weirded out. But if they told me they wanted to jam Rapidash's horsecock up their ass, I would find that questionable. Yes, you can buy horse dildos from fetish websites but most people who do that are a minority and mostly furries, not the general populace of Pokemon players. Either way, you are right, Pokemon are not comparable to real animals because not all Pokemon are animal based and at the end of the day, they are fantasy creations.

>>29368347
This almost makes me feel sort of bad for all the pokemon I view as nothing more than EXP. All they wanted was to be my bros.

>>29366684
why did you stick around during that whole thing with the Machamp Cafes frpm a while back? That was way more blatant than this

>>29368146
>also it's a kids game so yo ain't gonna get some mass effect bullshit where they are on the same level as us ie not being slaves. humans capture them in pokeballs, power dynamics, blah blah bla

The "you can't really consent to sex with someone that has some sort of power of any kind over you" narrative is among the most retarded shit modern morals has spawned

>>29366128
Because lucario is shit

>>29368420
Anon, Legendary Pokemon are behind pretty much all of creation in the pokemon world. They could also fuck humans up with their attacks if they really wanted to. In the grand scheme of things, humans are below them.

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English version

MACHAMP'D

>>29368440
Ehh, more accurately they wanted you to train them to be good fighters. Friendship is just like a fortunate byproduct.

They challenge trainers because trainers don't fight to the death, just a knockout, so it's free, safe training, plus you might get scouted. But they have to be able to catch you though, or they're not good enough to be your boxing coach.

And if you get traded, if he didn't win your respect by beating you, so if he doesn't have enough badges to prove himself worthy, well then obviously you know more about fighting than this total newfag and won't listen to a word he says.

This is also why wild pokemon get jealous of those with trainers. They got scouted and are getting so much stronger while you're still waiting around. What, am I not good enough? You think that idiot pikachu's better than me? So help me i'll knock him out of that tree and peck his eyes out then we'll see who's the better mon.

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>>29366684
>>29366847

Ive always loved pokemon.

I Love every game.

Im cool with wack designs here and there.

Furries are furries but they're avoidable.

I know the game lore about humans and pokemon.

But i hide "pokegirl threads" and "pokefile threads"

And I thought i would play this franchise forever.
But after seeing this i think im done with the games
After sun and moon.
Im not a furry, and i think its unapealing that humans and pokemon can co-exist like this and that GF is pushing it further and further, especially with all the waifu-mons
Im really sad about this.
I dont know what to say but i wish GF wasnt going this route.
This franchise is for furries and hentai addicts now.

Im not trolling and this isnt pasta.

I think this is it lads. Im gunna try and stick to the tcgo generals only from now on.
Its been fun /vp.

>>29366414
She never says it's her boyfriend

>>29367547
>>29369258
Can we get confirmation on the japanese?
Because in english it was "I'm meeting up with a guy who helped me out when I sprained my ankle the other day."

>>29366760
>ballio and frogposter

Please don't come back thanks

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>>29368682
forget that, you want blatant? Sawk and Bianca. She was practically crotchdrooling the entire time.

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>>29369569
like, she got it hard for homeboy.

>>29368816
> real people date other people who have power over them all the goddamn time
> grocery clerks date cops and doctors
> civilians date politicians
Yeah muh power imbalance is a retards argument against dating

>>29369709
you forgot the most common
>idiots date their bosses, then have massive work problems when they break up

>>29366684
>"Im not trolling and this isnt pasta."
>But it is now.
>Thanks for the pasta anon,

>>29368146
nigga, they have superpowers. Like, truck-melting-in-a-matter-of-seconds superpowers.

The only reasons they're the ones taking orders is because pokemon are strategy dumb but realize that humans make better tacticians not to mention know how to make them stronger a lot faster than if they tried on their own. If it weren't for that, pokemon wouldn't listen to humans at all.

So I'm pretty sure a human couldn't do much to them without their consent, short of silly mind control shenanigans, in which case that's a consent problem with other humans too. Seriously, can you imagine the social implications of all those mind control devices baddies keep using in the anime? Who needs roofies when you can just slap on a collar/belt/helmet/aim a weird radio device or laser thing at her and suddenly she's begging to slob your knob because you programmed her to. In any case, mind control of an unwilling target definitely doesn't count as consensual sex, regardless of target, so that's a moot point. And ignoring mind control, there is literally nothing a human can do to force a pokemon to obey. It just does so out of respect for your prowess and trust, just like any other trainer/athlete relationship.

If your coach told you to screw him, and you didn't want to screw him, and you could toss him 400ft without breaking a sweat, would you still submit to that command? I'd say no, because in real life that's how people get reported for sexual harassment, bare minimum.

>>29368420
gardevoir is amorphous egg group, so... not so much.

Machamp, Sawk and all that, is human-like. And those are the ones we've seen people universe people gush over in canon.

So you'd be much more likely to see like, a human and Mr. Mime or something than a Gardevoir.

Besides, likewise, Gardevoir would much rather have a pile of sentient goo or possessed inanimate object, that kinky gal.

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>>29370129
oh yeah, and that Jynx had a thing for Brock, so that's another confirmed case of Human-like egg group and Human, as well as proof of a pokemon finding humans arousing to compliment the previous examples of vice versa.

Though that does mean that all the examples we have are of females finding males arousing, nothing back the other way, unless any of you can think of other such cases.

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>>29370129
>So you'd be much more likely to see like, a human and Mr. Mime or something
>human and a Mr. Mime
>ash's dad never seen

HE'S EVEN COPPING A FEEL IN THE PHOTO

>>29370311
She's back.

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>>29370279
not the only time.
And since she never resisted, and even let him stay, just so long as he did some housework to help out...

have you guys been visiting the old man on the hill everyday?

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>>29366128
What I want to know is, why is it okay for them to have women hanging all over these Machamps but it's not okay to have some male NPC talk about having a crush on his Gardevoir or whatever?

>>29366280
next thursday

>>29370129
It's a bit silly to think that humans would be in the 'human-like' eggroup over anything else. It's human-like, not human-compatible.

>>29370706
see
>>29370129

>>29370129
Egg groups don't matter if you're just fucking for pleasure or love instead of reproduction. I doubt humans and Pokémon would be able to produce viable offspring anyway.

>>29366280
I need this ASAP

>>29370824
See >>29370807

And even if we thought they were doing that, then you could have a male NPC crushing on his Jynx or Gothitelle or the like.

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>>29366280
Cant wait to fap to this

>>29370843
>>29370807
If humans were at one point pokemon, would you imagine them to be in an egg group other than human-like?

I'd say the attraction is a vestigial trait left over from times past.

>>29370921
Ancient humans actually resembled dittos.

>>29368046
If you're going to talk about fucking pokemon you should at least make it something weird so you can write it off as a joke.

i.e. Wanting to stick your dick inside of shuckle's holes.

What a total letdown, I waited five days for something to actually happen.

>>29368046
>>29370977
By you I meant Game Freak

Why nobody is talking about the cutscene with Hau? And the adventure for tomorrow

>>29370977
so things like:
>Magmortar handjobs
>fucking wailords blowhole
>using mimikyu as a condom
>using metapod as a dildo
>rimming shedninjas backhole blindfolded
>shoving spiritombs rock up your ass
>fucking yourself with the help of hoopa's rings
>slipping you dick into one of magnemites magnets and having it rotate
>doing the helicopter dick with an elekid threaded onto your dick by the holes in its pulg head thing.
>getting a barrier-job from mr mime
>using kelfki as a scrotum piercing

>>29370954
Well, you've got me very interested. Sauce?

>>29368908
Hold the phone. Aren't the games supossed to use "it" instead of "he/she" when talking about a pokemon? Has this ever happened before?

>>29371182
>using mimikyu as a condom
I mean, if you wanna get cursed for removing the blanket, sure.

By that point, might as well get a blowjob from a banette or the hind-facing steel-tooth mouth of a mawile.

>>29370843
>Egg groups don't matter if you're just fucking for pleasure or love instead of reproduction.
Technically true, however attraction is dictated by reproductive viability. Which is why most people don't find direct relatives attractive, present company on this site excluded as I think even they would agree, they're not normal people.

>>29370871
I agree it is weird that they've only shown female for male this far. They could indeed have a male trainer crushing on their gothitelle. Or at the very least, a male hitmonlee or something having a crush on a trainer other than its own, played for laughs, with it like constantly trying to show off for her or something throughout that episode. Or actually, would hawlucha be a better comedic fit there? Somehow it seems more bravado-y to me, plus it being like, half her size but still trying to seem strong and intimidating would be hilarious.
You dropped the ball on this one Pokemon Co. Would have been a great little addition to XYZ. Hawlucha going like, full spanish-mode Buzz Lightyear on some random lass of the day.

>>29371206
People are into some weird shit, I once fucked a guy who wanted me to kill him when I climaxed.

>>29371230
should have said yes but only if you could record it and release it as a snuff film.
Consensual snuff is hard to find, can't let it go to waste.

Also a notorized consent waiver for assisted suicide, cause seriously, don't wanna get legal issues on your hand.

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>>29371230
I think you're missing the important second half of that story.

>>29371230
>I once fucked a guy who wanted me to kill him when I climaxed.
Go on...

>>29371206
I was just going through a random pokedex and seeing what I could come up with for whatever showed up or caught my eye.
still shoving spiritombs rock up your sphincter probably curses you even worse...

>>29371230
well did you?

>>29371224
>Which is why most people don't find direct relatives attractive

It's mostly because of societal norms though
It's very common for two close parents that met for the first time as adults to be attracted by each others

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>>29366128
Furries are canon and wanting to fuck Pokemon is acceptable in the Pokemon world.This is official art.

>>29366128
does machamp have 4 dicks like 4 arms?

>>29373098
without the societal norms, but still raised together as children, they still don't get attracted.

It's called the Westermarck effect.

And it's in place in humans to prevent inviable matches.

it's also why most humans aren't zoophilic, or pedophilic to an extreme. no viable offspring. (ephebophilia, attraction to that which is sexually mature but still young and possibly underdeveloped, however, has much larger commonality. Because jailbait makes babies. Toddlers don't.)

Evolutions has gone out of its way to make sure, in mentally healthy and normative humans, that the overwhelming majority of the time you are attracted to only that which you can make babies, or as might be in the case of the humans in pokemon world, that which you were once capable of making babies with, and the attraction just hasn't bred out either because it's not been given enough time or because the toll it takes is too miniscule to matter in terms of gene survival, like myopia.

As such, If humans were once pokemon, it woulc make sense for them to be in the human-like egg group, and thus be attracted to things in that egg group, and this is supported by what we see in canon. For anything not compatible... "The two prefer to "play" with other Pokémon more than with each other."

>>29373360
*to have once been in the human-like egg group

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>Even in pokemon Stacy chooses for Chad

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>29373360
The Westermarck effect is an unproved meme
All the studies conduced on it entirely rely on the societal taboo, and the very theory is disproved by the high number of childhood friends or unrelated kids raised in the same household that end up together once adult

>>29373416
not anon, but I'm curious
how much cousin/siscon anime do you watch?

>>29373360
There is a higher chance to get birth defect when reproducing with a woman over 40 than with your sister (priovided you're the first generation of incest in a while), yet MILF are a common fetish
Even those that arent fertile anymore (in the 50s) which makes your point even mooter

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>>29373342

Well if we have two arms, he probably has two dicks. Math Nigga!

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>>29366239
i thought this was an actual photo for a sec

>>29373427
Not much, but I do study history
Children raised together never had any issue marrying, this happened shittons of time back in the time (not talking about incest, which was already taboo, but childhood friends).
It tends to happen least in the West now, mostly because people move a lot and rarely remain near their childhood friends, but if there had been some natural rule against it, it wouldnt have been such a common occurence until recently (like the 70s)

>>29373459
are they arranged horizontally or vertically is the main question.
how does she have to orient in order to fit one in each hole?

>>29373472
Is english your native tongue?

wait. if it's her boyfriend and she had to wait for him then doesn't that mean that the machamp is a wild machamp and you can catch if?

>>29373459
Machamp can fuck both holes at the same time. How can humans even compete?

>>29366274
>Strong-ish
How has no one called you a fucking idiot? That implies he's not that strong. Fuertote means super strong or really strong.

>>29366128
'Fist me Machamp, al four of them'

>>29373330
This kinda illustrates the issue >>29370706

Gamefreak thinks it's okay for women to want to fuck Mach line. But you're not seeing anything like that for men wanting to fuck any of the feminine pokemon.

This just in:
It's a fucking joke and doesn't mean anything you creeps
>>29373520
And it's certainly not a meninism issue you god damn loser

So there is no reward? You get to see the Machamp and that's it?

>>29373520
it's a different flavor of humor.
considering how rarely female sexuality is used for laughs in the west, this whole "i swoon over muscles" thing is actually kind of a refreshing change to me.

besides, japanese are tits men, and there are no pokemon with nice tits. the closest are the stuff with boobplate like nidoqueen and jynx, and that's not exactly the squishy oppai they like to daisuki (not to mention they'r both on the hefty side, where as japanese men like their women rail thin). So, considering this is a product made primarily for japane, then with the rest as an afterthought, no matter how bad that business model may be. what would these men be swooning over?

that event was pretty cute. She was so happy to see him.

>>29373597
>they like to daisuki
>they like to really like

>>29366128
So does machamp's second pair of arms come out from behind the regular first set as upper arms, or are the upper arms the regular set and the lower arms come from the pits. Also is Machamp even anatomically possible to have arms that close together and be able to do anything with them?

It's been kinda jarring to see its model since gen 6.

>>29373634
Use your eyes. The second set of arms comes from his shoulder blades

>>29373630
I don't speak moonrunes man. I'm just tryin to be casually racist here.

>>29368879
the human being was created to god's image, god its a giant pokemon. I tink this is like greek mitology. It's fucking weir but if a chikorita, latians and a machamp can feel in love with humans its because is the sick god's plan

>>29373661
Well you made yourself look casually retarded. Your only chance at redemption is to shave yourself smooth, wear some stockings, wear panties and pull them down, and take pictures of your ass with "I'm sorry for being dumb, master Jackie chan" written in sharpie with said sharpie sticking out of your hairless butthole

>>29373330
if you really tink, from women view, machamp is the perfec man. tink about it, it's a muscle man that alwais listen to her, and doing whatever she whant

>>29370129
>>29370227
>>29373687
oh yeah, another two to the pile. chikorita and latias.

that makes our examples break out of the human egg group (good news for GardevoirAnon), but still all examples being female for male... weird...

well, unless we count >>29370279
Or >>29373330
though the former doesn't hve much evidence, and the latter could just as easily be them just liking to show off. The Macho line is rather proud of itself after all, and very "Chad." The likelihood of it enjoying the fact that it can make women swoon over itself more than it enjoying the women doing the swooning is pretty high.

>>29373748
and is 5ft 3" tall. because every woman loves a man shorter than her. 9_9

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So this confirms that you can marry pokemon in the pokeworld?
Post your pokewaifu/husbando.

>>29373696
It'll take a while to get all the supplies, mr chan. just make sure to watch /s4s/ for it,

>>29366665
Remakes confirmed?

>>29373767
Why are you using the anime as canon to the games?
>But ash greninja
Yeah given to you in the noncanon demo that means nothing to the main game. And even if the anime became canon, sm would be the first of the games you could apply that "logic" to

this post is weird

start like a cringe, to become a pasta, to become a trash and ending in a philosophical discution about the limits and inplications about humans and pokemon's relationship

>>29373797
I'm just trying to establish things as canon anywhere.
if anything you should be faulting me for using game logic for the anime,

>>29366665
...in which thread lies the quint 6?

>>29373797
it's more that anime or video games. Its about how game freack see his franchise

>>29373791
I will. Make sure the stockings and panties are red and if you can, have a gold trim. If you have long hair, make hair buns. Also if you can find one, get a little red and gold cheongsam. Write the message on your ass. Sharpie color doesn't matter aa long as there's good contrast and the message is readable

>>29373834
Still doesn't apply otherwise you could say that game freak is okay with thunderbolt working on ground pokemon or super special thunder armor protecting your pokemon. I'm very certain that game freak has nothing to do with the anime.

>>29373857
>Write the message on your ass
but then it'd be stuck there permanently.

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>>29373879
>ignoring the actual response and biting the bait
I'd feel mad about that if I didn't also know what you were saying was bait. have fun fellating each other's hooks.

>>29373557
>Needlessly inserting politics.
>>29373597
Then the surprise is that they haven't designed something like that yet.

>>29373912
>Ignoring the actual response
You mean the one that said he was just trying to make things canon and that I should be upset about him using game logic on the shitty anime instead of what he was doing, which was using the shitty anime logic on the games?

Yeah no that was a shitpost so I ignored it.

>>29373881
That's the point. If anyone ever sees your hairless ass with that message, you will surely be embarrassed. Thats your punishment.

>>29366128
Ayyyyyy lmao

>>29373947
>Then the surprise is that they haven't designed something like that yet.
Definitely.

>>29373993
He was using egg groups on anime man-mon crushes like jynx, latias, or Bianca.

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>>29373597
> and there are no pokemon with nice tits

>>29374222
Those are balls,anon.The closest we have to pokemon having tits is zoroark's chest hair.

>>29374209
This is why no one takes you seriously lady. You women just don't understand men. You are easily satisfied by big muscles, but men want somethingmore meaningful. You honestly think guys like gardevoir because it looks feminine? Hell no. It's because it cares. It loves you. It would do anything for you. It wants you to be happy. Why do you think guys like brionne too? Cause it's cute? No, it's because it trusts you. It keeps its feelings bottled up in front of everyone but you, because it trusts you, it loves you, it cares about you.

Men don't need giant torpedo tits. We don't need giant plump asses. We need an emotional connection. We need something more than what you can touch.

>>29374247
There's a lady in this thread?
For that matter, there's a lady on 4chan, or even the internet in general?

>>29374396
Who do you think makes all the bara threads?

>>29374247
Gee, I if this is why most women prefer relationships to flings. It's almost like there's actually not that much difference between the genders, certainly a lot less than the media paradigms try to perpetuate.

>>29374425
Gay guys. We made a straw poll. 50% of /vp/ is like, gay underages or something. It's weird.

>>29374229
A few pokemon with nice tits include Florges and Magmar

>>29369569
There's no practically about it. If the image panned out there'd be a puddle underneath her.

>>29369227
Mind you he says this while posting fetish art

>>29374247
Is this a copypasta from tumblr with the genders swapped?
Or is it just from /r9k/?

>>29374511
Wouldn't be ironic shitposting of pasta without a little hypocrisy thrown in

>>29366260

"Eeee! Look at him, here he is! Is he strong or what?"

>>29374429
>most women prefer relationships to flings
Gonna be honest here, that is not why women want relationships. Relationships are financial security. Women in relationships still have flings and justify it as not cheating with mental gymnastics.

And no, I'm not some bitter broken guy. This actual real life fact that people don't like to talk about because it's not very PC or doesn't confirm to whatever message is being pushed. Like how rape is the number 1 most popular female fetish and how women like to be choked and spanked and talked down to and insulted during sex. And no that's not an assumption either.

This is stuff guys have a hard time believing and women never want to admit, even to themselves.

>>29374582
>This actual real life fact
Sauce, or I assume you're a buttblasted cuck trying to "redpill" another poor sap into his own delusions.

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>>29366128
All of that for a fucking Machamp? Fuck you Game Freak, I was expecting an important NPC.

>>29374582
bad boys provide no financial security. In fact, they're typically less stable than average.

Explain that.

>>29374626
>Sauce
Live life outside the internet. That's your "sauce". What you can do otherwise is go to literally any forum where women talk freely to other women. You'll see how they drop the pretense and talk about how they casually cheat. If you want some sort of academic paper, well I wouldn't know where to find one. I know there's studies though and yet again, women's websites and blogs where articles are written over this stuff. There's also those laws that prevent doctors from telling men that their children aren't biologically there's, those doctor articles about how frightfully common this is, those monkeys that sex different males and force them all to provide for her because any one of them could be the father.

That last one is to show how this is animal behavior and applies to animals other than humans, ie it's not just made up

>>29374662
Aggressive. Masculine. Dominant. Those things mentioned in that post. And what little money they have, women can still depend on that income. Besides, that's why marry the "nice guy" and still have flings

>>29374746
So what you're saying is, you made it up to feel better about yourself.

Come back with some science and we'll talk.

>>29374784
He's right. But you wouldn't know, living in the basement and all.

>>29374773
But if they only valued financial stability, a system created solely by culture mind you, then why would they have flings with inferior specimens to their moneystag? Males can afford to sow seed wildly, but women are stuck carrying the thing for 9 months and rearing it afterwards, so they're choosy. A natural constant.

>>29374819
>Samefagging to give yourself alleged support

>>29374784
I wasn't dumped or rejected or cheated on buddy. This is a leftover of primitive humanity. They did this to ensure pregnancy and a stable male partner. Fuck as many guys as you can, make one think he's the father. It's old instincts clashing with modern society.

>>29374832
Because of this

>>29373575
>You get to see the Machamp
>there is no reward
Is the penny still in the air, anon?

Anything remotely related to sex in Pokemon is fucking dumb because its a videogame for kids

No fucking argument or buts

Case disclosed

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yall motherfuckers need jesus.

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>>29366414
>The Machamp is her boyfriend

>>29374865
Every study i've ever seen says males are the ones prone to flings.

If you're wanting me to believe you you're gonna have to bring better proof than "cause I say so"

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>>29375212
You've read no studies then

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>>29375263
I can screenshot carefully worded Google searches too.

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>>29366128
Damn. How can alolan boys even compete?

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>>29375288
>Carefully worded
Heres one of your results. How about you actually read these articles before shitposting.

If you want to know the search terms, they were "who cheats more"

>>29366128
>this Machamp smacks your girlfriend's ass in the club, what you do? meme

>>29375356
attend her funeral.

>>29375355
Men cheat more because they are small-minded creatures driven almost entirely by their genitals and caveman instincts.

>>29375356
This nigga can smack my gf ass 1000 times in 2 seconds. I can't even compete.

>>29375505
So you're giving up. I'm more than okay with that.

>>29375505
>false flagging because you're losing

Wow. A new low.

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>>29370977
>Wanting to stick your dick inside of shuckle's holes.

>>29375678
>Invite friends over to fuck shuckles holes
>Plug up the holes to ferment the semen
>Pour out some nice human berry juice and drink it under a parasol by the beach

Alternatively I suppose you could cut out the middle man and just suck off all your friends

>>29375580
What else can you expect from MRA morons.

>>29375829
Oh I see, false flagging some more. Pretty pathetic at this point buddy.

>>29375774
>you could cut out the middle man and just suck off all your friends

only if they are cute

>>29375829
Women fuck for free because men's standards are "hey there's a vagina why not"
While men have to pay for prostitutes or find a woman who also wants to cheat on her bf/husband

>>29376023
>Finding men cute
No thanks bud. I'm not gay. I'll just suck their cocks and ignore the faces.

>>29368908
in spanish fuertote means strong

>>29366128
>dating a manlet
Shit taste.

>>29371205

In ORAS, Lisia refers to her Altaria as a she, Chaz refers to his female Machoke as she and Zinnia also refers to her Whismur as she.

>>29373416
>childhood friend
>ever winning
This is not like my Japanese anime

>>29373498
Probably smaller cum loads than humans, especially humans with four balls.

>>29376135
1. Why are your standards that low? Grow some dignity manchild.
2. Weren't you trying to prove men were the choosier of the two and that women slept around more?

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So they just disapear and that's it? I don't get anything?

>>29376735
That's not me buddy. You already ruined yourself with your false flagging shit, which is why I stopped proving wrong and showing you up at every corner

>>29376769
Whatever m8. Tell Juacim and the ex-wife hi for me will ya?

>>29367002
A nugget, 10 pretty wings, a couple of events with no rewards, and I think 3 pearls.

So nothing.

>>29366520
underrated

>>29366684
>i think its unapealing that humans and pokemon can co-exist like this
HWAT

>>29368146
Do you know how much 'joking' about horselove goes on around real horses, or how many single people have dogs being totally innocent all the time

>>29366128
>spic
kys

>>29369337
So this machamp is just some guy, doesn't have a trainer? Was he released for being too powerful?

>>29376559
Childhood friend doesnt mean that beta faggot who she calls her "best friend" and share her sex life stories with
Generally this one is a beta leftard she met at college

>>29373360
Why do people think they can speak for anyone but themselves, just because you asked a bunch of questions you know the answer were only of the moment
Did you know if you cum in a sheep it could have a half human baby

Why are there so many Machamps in that town?

where do I save the game??

>>29377753
Because 7th Gen is Bara Gen

>>29377765
It just happens whenever you get something/trigger an event.

>>29377833
I just did the Machamp event where she runs off with it but no save.. what next?

>>29377574
What did he mean by this?

>>29377850
Try speaking to Mysterious Old Man.

Heu treats you to malasses or what ever it's called as well if go by the place, said a new adventure starts tomorrow remember to go see the old creepy man to save.

>>29377926
wheres the old man?

AYYY FUERTOTE

>>29366640
>"Sunday's almost over"

it's 10 am hau what the fuck are you talking about

>>29377926
The malasada event didn't trigger for me for some reason.

>>29377983
rock smash minigame, walk down to the slowpoke roadblock and talk to the girl left of it.

I thought I was supposed to get an item for completing this event.
Am I doing something wrong?

>>29378075
You don't get an item, It literally serves no purpose other than to remind you people date pokemon

>>29378075
Nope, poképhilia is the reward. Nothing else.

Anyone got the pic with all the dates for events in the demo?

Did I missed Alolan Dugtrio?

>>29366128
Who cares about how she satisfies her jimmies, I'm fucking pissed she didn't give me any items.

>>29378203
I dunno if there's a pic, but I could probably put something together.

1 day after (Oct 19th) is the guy in front of the Pokemon center; gives you 10 Pretty Wings
5 days after (Oct 23rd) is the girl meeting Machamp (no reward)
12 days after (Oct 30th) is the guy celebrating his Pikachu's Birthday at the Town Hall
18 days after (Nov 5th) is the Police Officer talking about some deal going down by the pier.
24 days after (Nov 11th) the woman at the ferry station is leaving

You can also visit the strange old man on the hill, I think he says something new after each day for 5 different days and then just repeats. The game saves notably, but its not clear if it does anything.

>>29378317
Thanks! Anything on Alolan Dugtrio with the girl by the beach? Did I missed it?

>>29378203
http://pastebin.com/6gSUz9R1
I've been going by this.

>>29378317
The old man says new stuff 5 times, but I don't think it's limited to each day. You can just go back and talk to him.

Anyone else find it weird that the game doesn't save after you talk to her?

>>29374429
Relationships are ego displays women dont give one flying fuck about ther bfs beyond as a sex object or a talking wallet.

>>29375829
Can you stop false-flagging you cunt?

>>29366684
My thoughts exactly, fuck the degenerate furries making fun of you. It's pretty clear that they are pushing pokefelia to the max this gen and it's disgusting. First Pokemon games I'm dropping since yellow.

>>29366640
I didn't see it.
The only thing different in my demo today was the Machamp event.

>>29366940
Or monlets

>>29369094
>What, am I not good enough? You think that idiot pikachu's better than me? So help me i'll knock him out of that tree and peck his eyes out then we'll see who's the better mon.
t. mimikyu

>Aaay lmao

So you don't get an item from this? Or am I missing something?

>>29368146
Machamp is the replacement for what animal?

show me that 4 armed humanoid bodybuilder animal that wears panties

>>29368908
>>29376287
Also Machamp is 100% male iirc

>>29379095
Aaannnnd I'm wrong. I honestly thought it was all this time. I've been living a lie.

>>29379012
Also how do I save since there isn't an option in the pause menu?

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>>29366128
fuck this, I thought thy were going to give me something cool for waiting so many days, at least they could have given me their used condom.

>>29379149
if you go were the bald kid lover guy is the game saves automatically after talking to him

>>29378317
seeing the strange old man saves your game

It's Sunday so there's another little pointless event if you head over to the malasada shop.

>>29369569
>>29369617
Bianca hs a fat stinky butt.

>>29366486
There was the loppuny guy in oras too

>>29374832
It is not about money, it is about power. In our society money is power but it is not the only form of power.

Can someone help me out with ssomething, The demo seems stuck the one NPC with the machamp Keeps saying 2 Days and its been 2 days And on my 3DS 2 days has passed but it has not..IS the timing of the demo itself Diffrent from the timing of where I Live..In canada?

>>29381728
If you got/started the demo late then all the events in the demo will be late for you.

>>29381883
I started it about an hour after canadian release...so Iguess you are right..But it is jarring to see it being Night when its bright and daylight for me

You can. Just Remember it's 3'11"

>>29374649
They're teasing No Guard Fissure

>>29373557
meninism isnt a real thing btw, what you are probably thinking about are mens rights advocates.

>>29366260
It means he's a big guy.

>>29380885
>buneary liked that guy enough to turn to lopunny
>lopunny would not mega evolve for him
That is sad whatever happened

>>29366380
>It's common in Spanish
Not really, it's mostly a mexican thing

>>29366260
the fucking strong

>>29366760
you're the one projecting deeper meaning onto these things, it says more about you if you point at this and say 'it's pokephilia', y'know.

just relax, let people interpret things the way they want to.

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i am pretty sure pokébrothels would be canon if it wouldnt be for GF keeping the game child friendly

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>this Machamp comes along and slaps your girlfriend's ass
what do

>>29385113
Ask him to slap mine

>>29385113
>we all slap eachother's asses

>>29385113
Tell it my ass is bigger then hers and it can hit my ass anytime it wants

>>29385113

Tell my girlfriend to use psychic on him

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>>29385182
who is your girlfriend?

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>>29385202

>>29368146
you know someone with a Lopunny Waifu isn't gonna go fucking an actual rabbit, right?

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>>29385239
get outta my face you filthy casual

>>29385113
what this anon said>>29385123

>>29385113
What the fuck CAN you do?

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>>29385322
>>29385239
get on my level bitchboi

>>29385113
Take her to the hospital. Machamp's got power!

So yeah Apparently the demo can "Break" Because it does not advance in days for me
I am literally stuck with everyone saying the same day for the past 2 days so what should I do??

>>29374247

The world's most subtle bait