LMAOOOO the chick who hurt her ankle and is waiting to meet up

>not enjoying having your wife take a Big Machamp Cock as you are tied to a post in your cuck shed

what are you, a racist?

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>>29360150
In the demo

Pretty obvious it was gonna be a Machamp.

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>>29360109
GUYS DID YOU KNOW? IN POKEMON GAMES THERE ARE STORIES WHERE HUMANS MARRY POKEMON!

>Pokéfucking is canon
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>>29360274

just wait for aliens, or monster chicks from different planets... just fucking wait you hypocrite...

>>29360109
I guess they really do know their fanbase

>>29360339

machamp was hot hunk bait before fanbase so I disagree

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>>29360109
>First the waifumon spike in gen 4 and 5
>Then porn fetish megas in gen 6
>Now this
HOOO BABY these fuckers are doing all of it on purpose holy shit
>Inb4 "NO ES DEGENERATE PANDERING UR JUST REACHING"
Nigga, have you SEEN MEGA LOPUNNY?

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>>29360109
>>29360274
It has always been canon since Black and White where it talked about Pokemon and Humans being the same. Kalos ratcheted it up a bit b adding in "...and they used to intermarry."

Read your in-game books, guys.

>>29360481
Actually that shit was stated in gen 4 if memory serves right
Regardless they're doing on purpose they know their demographics

>>29360481

honestly I still wonder what about animal like pokemon... what about I don't know... animal like ones whose evolving into humanoids, does they still fuck them before they evolve? or this is not even about having sex but just cross marriages for fun?

>>29360274
>Not fucking your Pokemon
What are you, gay?

>>29360561

this is still kind of truth... if they are fuckable and can get horny as humans then why not, they are not brainless animals

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>>29360513
There was lore about it in the books in Pearl-Diamond-Platinum or are you just going off mon designs? I'm going off lore books as it's less debatable than designs are.

>>29360526
That's a serious grey area I don't think is covered anywhere so this is me guessing.

It's clear that pokemon can be adults without evolving and can be smart even if not humanoid but they are still animal-shaped. I suppose it would come down to the same rules as with humans:

> Must be an adult
> Must be at least average human intelligence
> Must be consenting in a way that can be translated clearly to human speech

So if the Fennekin writes a note that says "Please marry me?" that's OK, but a normal fox, a fennekin that isn't an adult yet, or a pokemon with no clear signs of intelligence or ways to communicate with humans isn't OK.

>>29360623

*like humans, sorry, I'm too tired for english

>>29360109
>Furry
But Machamp doesn't have hair

>>29360658

but poke world logic have holes, after you caught pidgey it will learn new moves, and will understand your commands so I assume they just must be adult...

>>29360745

catch*

yet this is really creepy that mons can be just used for sex slavery

>>29360745
>>29360771
That would clearly be illegal in which case your question doesn't matter. You'd be ordering it to have sex. If it refused then you'd either let it go or force the issue and have Jenny show up at your campsite after complaints from trainers in the town you passed through.

>>29360771

just imagine; in real world there's slavery, if you add to this fact that pokemon cannot breed with humans this gives a whole new level of a potential criminal underground, also lot of pedos

>>29360771
Why do you think Gardevoir is so popular?

>>29360831

I know but, I'm talking about something from real world, or maybe poke humans are not as evil as they are there

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>>29360745
>>29360771

Even pokemon that aren't caught can understand humans. That's how Pokemon Rangers, Park Attendants and the like all handle pokemon in large numbers that aren't tame. It's like being around people who speak another language and picking some of it up but not knowing enough to be able to respond.

Captured Pokemon do have the balls to make them *more* obedient, but you have to earn respect to make them obey. They aren't obligated to listen just because they're in a ball. This is why the games make you collect badges to have pokemon of higher levels obey you. Yes the rangers have the lassos to try to help, but lassos fail without respect. The badges represent trust and respect. One of two NPCs in each game tends to mention pokemon requiring respect to make them listen.

If you want to count the anime in as "lore" there's lots of examples of Pokemon that aren't obedient. James' Victreebel tried to eat him many times. Jesses's Wobuffet didn't obey her at all for most of the XY series- he listened more to Meowth and did whatever he wanted for the most part. Ash's Charizard attacked him regularly.

You would need to either have a consenting mon or mentally/physically abuse them into having sex with you- just like with humans. Only these guys can breathe fire and spit acid so the bad guys are going to have a harder time of it.

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>>29360109

>This thread.

Summon the Tailsposter.

>>29361004
> posts a mon with no mouth
> hints at sucking

lol.

>>29360900
Sometimes I think the world isn't really bad- there's just a few very loud very bad people. The bad people are so loud it makes it look like there's more of them.

Would it be safe to marry poison types? This seems like a bad idea.

>>29361327
Depends which one. You obviously wouldn't want to stick your dick in Grimer.

>>29360109
Machamps are reptiles. Look at its pre-evolutions.

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>>29361062
Sorry, I'll post a better one.

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>>29362524
>>29361062
>Not posting a another better version

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>>29362610
I invented this meme boy, come at me.

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>>29362864
Bless you, anon

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>>29362929
You're welcome.

>>29361058
Why dont you summon a noose?

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>>29363029
That's a festive halloween pail.

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>>29363131
I heard that nigga shoved 30 dicks up his ass and still kept smug

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>>29363169
Yup, and heres the proof.

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>>29360436
Oh I've seen it plenty of times

>>29360436
Masuda is a kinky motherfucker for allowing all this, thats all I gotta say.
I dont have a problem with it though

>>29360109
I NEED SCREEN CAPS

>>29363298
>He hasnt seen the screenshot

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>>29363298
HERE YOU GO

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>>29363286
Hey anon, do you know what's the font from the original text? I made pic related pretty rushed with a random font (that this laptop doesn't even have right now) and I wanna make some others or even update it.

>>29363330
Your art seems familiar to me...

>>29363322
Well, I meant of the demo. But a screen cap is a screen cap, I guess...

>>29363398
>Your art

Nigga I didn't draw that, I just copied the pic from e621, was one of the few with a transparent bg at the time. Wasn't me who uploaded this edit to e621 either.

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>>29360109
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>>29363398

There is nothing wrong with this. Stop being such fucking retarded virgins. You're just made that a virtual mutant man can easily pull and fuck the pussy of some qt 3.14 rich stacy. Sucks to be you cuck.

>>29363539
(you)

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>>29363330
Oh shit I found the font after some research, nevermind. Time for fun

>>29363595
Well not quite EXACTLY the same font but it works good enough.

>>29363595
What program are you using?

>>29363690
it's photoshop

>>29363690
Not him, but hat be photoshop, my boy!

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>>29362610
>>29363330
>>29363595
Improved/tweaked version, pls re-save.

Font is Flash (regular) if you couldn't tell from the screenshot.

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>>29363539
Thanks for all the (You)'s

If Pokémon can consent to death fights, I'm sure they can consent to sex.

Just saying.

>>29363539
Nigga do you even read? We are discussing it not bashing it, also making fun of it
In fact you posted this just to get attention no one else reply to this fucking faggot please don't give him more attention

>>29360109
>rocks=fur

Just give up anon.

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Getting back on track.

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>>29363886
And a bonus :^)

>>29364188
My sides!

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>>29364226
Small update, I almost missed an opportunity

>>29360978
Fun fact - The level limit is only applied to Pokemon you receive in a trade. Pokemon with your TID, STID, and OT will obey you no matter what

>>29364310
10/10

Scolipede a best

>>29360177
Is it bad i thought it would be ash?