sorry, but I refuse to believe these are real there's no

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>>29351889
>like golem and persian
>like persian

anon....

It's Golem, with a beard and stache, and has a Railgun that shoots that black rock as an attack.

What's wrong with it?

Golem in your pic looks like a bad photoshop anyone can see it's fake

>>29351907
Le muslim meme.
I absolutely love this design, even if the beard is admittedly weird.

>>29351926
It's clearly Russian inspired though.

>>29351951
Wow, can't unsee.
Still weird that they gave it that shape.

>>29351889
These are brought the people who make pokemon hacking possible, legality checking possible, and the ones who had all the BST for ORAS for the megas before the game was released. And you know, found Unbound Hoppa that way too. Just accept it. They're not rusers. They're professionals who enjoy doing this.

The only thing that may be possible is if there are pokemon post-national dex that are new (like how there were evoltuions in Gen 4), but it seems unlikely given that they have an order for the national dex datamined.

It'll be okay, they fucked my favorite pokemon up with a stupid ass mega form with a useless ability. You'll move forward too.

Just accept your Golem taser... thing.

>>29351907
>>29351926
>golem line is well known for using self-destruct/explosion
>facial hair is extremely similar to that of a muslim
>rail gun isn't exactly muslim-related, but has a connection with war
hurr durr it's just a meme

>>29351969
If you thibk GF did that on purpose you're retarded. Worst case scenario this is going to be another jynx, where people don't get the reference and yell racism.

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>>29351926
>everything with a beard is a muslim
I knew it, he will plant bomb, and nobody will be able to stop it. The only reason he didn't do it sooner was to inspire confidence and get free cookies.

>>29351969
Bro, you feel offended by it, then it means you shouldn't even be here. Get back to Syria and fight for your fucking country.

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>>29351969
/pol/ not even once

>>29351963
If I had to make a wild guess, it's based on Russian Fort Elizabeth and with the "Railgun" being added due to recent talk how Russia's version of the US's "Super weapon".

>>29351969
Most Muslim facial hair is rounded off, with Russian's tend to be more wild and "pointy".
It's like calling a Sikh a Muslim just because "Turban".

>>29351951
>>29352024
>it's ok when it's russian stereotypes!

>>29351900
This depiction is actually really good compared to the model

>>29352036
"Russians" really don't give a shit, they're so used to Americans making them the "New Nazis" that something like a Caricature is nothing.

>>29351907
>>29351926
>>29352005
It doesn't even have a beard, it's chest hair

>>29351967
>professionals
This implies they make a living from it. Just saiyan.

>>29352073
Dude, I'm muslim. I don't give a shit either.

Not all muslims have to be nut jobs.

>>29352036
Game freak prolly doesnt want to get Charlie'd

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>>29352078

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>base a pokemon off a mythical creature in japan
>westerners sperg out and call it racism
>make a golem with a magnetic beard and railgun
>racist westerners claim it's offenseive to muslims
OP, YOU are the racist.

Even as a /pol/tard I like this pokemon and dont see it in any way shape or form as muslim. If anything it's more like a jew, it's based on a jewish mythology and wears a yarmulke, but still I don't see that right away.
I don't apply real world labels to pokemon like your racist self. Liberals are among the most racist people of all.

WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL THE FAN ART OF IT?

>>29352087
Not all dogs will attack you, but piss the wrong ones off and you will be.

>>29351907
>>29351926
>>29352124
So /vp/ throws diarrhea shitfits over Alola Persian and Dugtrio but Alola Golem, which is one of the ugliest fucking designs in the entire franchise and completely ruins the point of Golem gets welcomed with open arms?

>>29352124
you're lying through your teeth if you claim you didn't think 'muslim' the first time you saw alolan golem

>>29352159
It's almost like /vp/ is not a single person

>>29352159
Last poster you replied to, I haven't thrown a shit fit over any Alolan forms.
It may be a large majority of /vp/ throwing a shit fit or a vocal minority, but I'm not one of them.
/vp/ isn't one person.

>>29352166
>implying i'd lie on the internet over something so trivial

>>29352087
>Dude, I'm muslim. I don't give a shit either.

Yeah, but whiny white people give a shit on your behalf and will kick up a massive shitstorm of DAS RAYCIS cries.

>>29352159
get off the internet

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>>29352159
>Alolan Golem is a fun design.
>Alolan Diglett line is cute and fits a Surf look.
>Alolan Persian is literally(Lore and Design wise) an inbred piece of shit.

Oh I wonder.

>>29352169
>>29352173
I'm talking about general opinion trends.

>>29352124
I don't care if it's offensive or not, I'm probably going to call it ISIS and put it on the same team as my Probopass Shekelstein anyway.

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>>29352159
>vp is one person

I like persian and dugtrio too, eat a dick. Golem is the best one of this unholy trio tho.

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He gives me the impression of being a muscular black smith with that face, very confident and with a smirk on his face 24/7, always happy to help you.
Of course it makes no sense with Electric type and railguns but this is the impression his face gives me, so I thought he was cool since I first saw it. Amazing Rock/Electric type is just a bonus.
>inb4 le diglet used mud slap xddd

>>29351926
I hope you realise japan don't give a shit about what's happening to countries farther than china.
for all we know, they may think muslims are a fairy tale

>>29351889
they're right there for you to fucking see you fucking idiot. to honestly believe that you're being tricked is seriously simpleton. also, it doesn't in any way resemble any type of fucking stereotype just because you yourself are a fucking racist and are trying to make the connection that it's a fucking muslim. it's not racist of pokemon- it's racist of you. looking at a pokemon design and going "allahu ackbar" means you're a fucking racist, not that pokemon made a fucking racist design. it just has a beard. holy shit.

>>29351907
>twin towers on its back
>muslim beard
>uses explosion and selfdestruct

>>29352229
I was just explaining to that anon. Me personally, I can see why people would see it as a muslim caricature, but I don't care.

>>29352237
just because you're fucking making the connection doesn't fucking mean they are. it just means you're a fucking racist who equates this mundane-ass imagery to terrorist propoganda. are you really that fucking stupid?

>>29352263
Not him, but I wouldn't call people on being racist. Icons like the twin towers amd muslim beards are pictures that everyone has been exposed to on a daily basis in the last 15 years, so it's understandable if they do the association.

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>>29352036
>Not calling your alolan golem Stalin

>>29352302
only shitposters on 4chan are making the fucking connection dude.

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>>29352316
>doesn't even have a beard

>>29352330
go walk in a muslim neighbourhood with that golem printed on your t-shirt, see what happens

>>29352330
I don't browse other forums so I have no idea. But even if it is only 4chan, jokes about muslims are to be found in nearly all boards, so I'm not surprised about this reaction.

Until /vp/ started spamming it, the whoke muslim/arab association never crossed my mind. First thing I saw was more of a Russian dwarven aesthetic.

>>29352124

Your definition of racism and blatant political desperation reeks on this post just sayin

>>29352351
they're laughing at me and calling me a manchild for wearing a shirt with a cartoon slapped on it
is this the intended reaction

>>29352423
See there you go again, pointing out racism where there is none.

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>>29352159

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>>29352316
>>29352340
>picking an inferior beard

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>>29352461
GET OUT OF HERE KARL "GREATER GERMANIA" MARX

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>>29352476
>not calling it Ataturk

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>>29352237
also
>imam hat

>>29352124

There is nothing Jewish about Golem other than the English name.

Wooly Willy

>>29351889
>neckbeard is unable to grow a proper moustache and/or beard
>lashes out at anything with facial hair

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>Not wanting to have Literally Reinhardt on your team
kys

>>29353471
found the underage.

>>29352330
Only retards like (You) don't make the connection. Christ you're fucking stupid.

Rasputin Golem

is it just me or does alolan golem look like a terrorist?

>>29352073
Oh but WE ARE the new nazis.

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