This is the greatest thing to happen to the Pokémon world ever since the enigmatical Voltorb, in its grand simplicity, granted an existential crisis to the cosmos by posing the question: "What if this haunting technology, capable of capturing life itself and rendering it submissive, took on a life of its own?"
The old generation of Voltorb has been mocked for simplicity by those incapable of understanding symbolism and those distracted by treats abhorrent.
But FEAR NOT.
The revelation brought forward by the sudden appearance of Toucan Thomas once again brings wisdom and insight to the shattered and broken minds of the world.
Toucan Thomas carries no gimmick.
Toucan Thomas rejects the special snowflake.
Toucan Thomas is plain.
Toucan Thomas is pure.
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...lest the weak retain their stronghold on your mind.
Re-post daily my brothers, as I re-post this day for you.
>>29346629
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im gay lol
>>29346648
It's ok you're a faggot
What a Fruit Loop or "Fruit in Loo" for the toilet bowl feeders in Briton.
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>>29346629
COMFIEST MON
STRENGTH SO PURE
>>29346629
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>>29346629
I'm unironically using one on my team.
>>29346629
>Voltorb, in its grand simplicity, granted an existential crisis to the cosmos by posing the question: "What if this haunting technology, capable of capturing life itself and rendering it submissive, took on a life of its own?"
Isn't that a gimmick?
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>>29346629
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>>29346629
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To those that hate it, why?
It's not the greatest design but all the shit flinging about it is absurd. Just a basic, kinda dull design.
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>>29348747
Its the dullest design in all pokemon, even herdier has those hair horns on its head to differentiate itself from a real dog.
It evolves from a woodpecker and retains none of its features, I don't mind pokemon changing species but I don't see how skill link applies to a normal toucan.
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>>29348992
Isn't the Toucan's beak kind of a gimmick? Not its form (I agree, it's the same as real world Toucans), its colours. It has several stripes that go from red to yellow in some kind of rainbow way.
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>>29349474
Not really, you can see it as a way to simplify the color gradient in a subpar 240p 3ds console
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>>29346629
wtf I hate visual snow bow
>>29351082
>bow
I've tried my best and still managed to make a typo
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>>29347778
fuck.
Dear op
>>29348325
>people must only say one thing, ever
>>29346629
you have fucking autism, also why the fuck with the stupid effect filters on the image? stop overvaluing your importance
>>29346629
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Guys, what if the toucan's beak changes colours like alolan muk