You're at the club when suddenly some dude shows up, trashes

>>29343776
>Hang my head.
>B-back the f-f-fuck off?

>>29343776
I HIT MY PRIME ALL THESE EARTHLINGS FEEL MY PRECIPICE

Summon fug obviously.

Throw a orb at him and tell them to beat me up. Later I question why he does that

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>>29343776
You're at the club with your gf when this guy throws the blue orb away and tells the ocean guardian to destroy everything. What do?

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>>29343776
GET HIM TO DO MY BIDDING

>>29343776
is that light actually casting a shadow
what the fuck

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Ask kyogre to do my bidding

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>>29343858
googly-eyed archie is something special

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>>29343776
I give him this look

>>29343776
attend my funeral

archie's "what was that!?" line is directly translated from a japanese "nandato"

PROVE ME WRONG

YOU CAN'T

>>29343910
This is why team magma is better. Their leader isn't stupid.

>>29344031
Didn't he do the exact same thing?

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>>29343776
>ask him to slap my ass too and dick down the both of us

>>29343776
I'm fine as long as I have my blue balls.

>>29344051
Yeah but he wanted to benefit humankind by giving us more land to work with

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>>29343854
Yell a sophisticated argument at him for two hours.

>>29344117
how was archie going to benefit the environment by flooding shit, anyways?

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>>29343776
Give him this look back

>>29344069
requesting artist sauce, reverse search did nothing.

>>29344775
I have no argument to defend Archie with

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>>29344775
Nobody heard him, the dead man,
But still he lay moaning:
I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.

Poor chap, he always loved larking
And now he’s dead
It must have been too cold for him his heart gave way,
They said.

Oh, no no no, it was too cold always
(Still the dead one lay moaning)
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.

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I thought that was Ameno Sagiri for a sec

>>29343823
best verse

>>29343776
tell them to stop once more and then i'll accept my death

>>29344926
I would be more amazed that Ameno could slap my waifu's ass.

>>29343877
Maybe there's a protective layer of something over Kyogre's eyes like Flygon has and that's a piece of paper or something

>>29344117
wtf i love china now.

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>>29343776

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>>29343776
This was the best episode so far. It really gave you a feel for how terrifying the Hoenn legends are. I hope they release that arrangement of the theme seperately.

A flying kick to the knee is all that is needed to disable even the most gargantuan of foes, all that would be left afterwards is making short work of them while they lie on the ground writhing in agony and regretting every life choice they've made up to that point as I walk over their broken form and bring my foot down upon their neck.

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>>29343776
I trip his fat ass with a blade of grass using a rose

252 SpA Life Orb Roserade Grass Knot (120 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Primal Kyogre: 330-390 (96.7 - 114.3%) -- 81.3% chance to OHKO

>>29347534
>speed tie
The odds are not in your favor, boy.

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>>29347514
>Kyogre
>Knees

>>29343776
Get him to plug my blowhole

>>29347604
Well in that case I just kick him in the groin and blow him away with my CC fully automatic shotgun.

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>>29343776
Desolate Land

>>29347597
>implying Wild Kyogre is EV trained without a trainer

>>29343776
OUR EYES MET! THAT MEANS IT'S TIME FOR A POKEMON BATTLE! GO! DRAGONITE!

>>29347702
You realize he's being overly fedorian for the sake of a joke, right? I know /vp/ is mostly autistic children but Jesus Christ read between the lines.

>>29347534
Do you even get Roserade before natdex

>>29347702
Uh

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>>29347667
where's the original comic without primals

>>29347667
The easiest solution to this comic is for kyogre to retreat and come back, resetting the weather in his favor.