If the Ultra Beasts are based on microscopic lifeforms, I wish they made one based on this motherfucker.
They're not. At least not as a unified theme.
But one of them is based on a Turk
One of the UBs is the bamboo cutter
Do you know what microscopic means?
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Well, the microscopic lifeform theory is debunked, just like every other unsubstantiated theory ever.