>be at party >little kid comes up to me >he's a

Beat that kid in a battle then

>>29341392
Should have slapped him.

lugia was dragon type though

>>29341392
>I am smarter than a kid!

>>29341453
No, It's fire.

>>29341512
Dude you're fucking retarded Lugia is clearly Ice-type.

>>29341392
he's right, you know. lugia's water/psychic as a counterpart of ho-oh being fire/psychich

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>>29341392
>"I-I showed that idiot! Stupid kid, haha. I'm the superior Pokemon fan!"

Kill yourself.

>>29341578
>picture in OP clearly implies he humored the kid knowing that it wasn't a battle worth fighting
(You)

>>29341482
I don't think that's what the OP was going for but pretentious people are annoying, even children.

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>be at party with a little kid

>>29341578
rip chrischan

>>29341578
I think OP is less mad at the kid for getting the type wrong but rather because the kid was so confident with correcting him.

>>29341633 (OP) (You)

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>>29341632
>>29341660

>>29341640
Family reunion, wedding reception, relative's birthday party.

my friend tried to argue this with me yesterday.

>>29341392
Your samefag is strong, but I'll humor you. Did you have him look it up or just let him stay ignorant and wrong?

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>playing ORAS on the bus cause I don't give a fuck what people think
>girl gets on, around 16
>sits next to me
>"Hey, are you playing pokemon?"
>Yup
>"I love pokemon!"
>Yeah? Which one's your favourite?
>"Ganger!"

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>>29341392
>live in the islands
>be 8
>go to japan town or w/e it's called
>"Oh shit, they got Pokemon cards straight from Japan!"
>I don't remember Hoppip being Psychic, must be the Japanese version..."
>>Holographic Electric Lugia? Well he is a legendary..."
>"Wait a minute, Psyduck definitely isn't Psychic! What gives!"
>"Oh dey-a froma Japan, they special! You rike pokey-mon I give you deal!"
>"Oh, of course."
>bring them to school on Monday and brag about how I visited Japan and got exclusive next gen cards
>trade holo lugia for a bag of hot cheetos

>>29341668
I'm not the OP but it's obvious he wasn't bragging. (you) just seem unable to read a situation.

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>>29341425
reminds me of my battles against my cousin.
his 14yr old brain can't mentally process how massive it is to let me set up a belly drum on azumarill.

And he whines every time i 6-0 him lol, or just win in general...

i even """"""swept"""""""" him with Toxic, wish protect umbreon too.

>>When i was his age i was an online gym leader in DP, doing competitive battles all day.

he makes me cringe so bad...

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>>29341733
i mean, thats just a mispronunciation man, not that bad. people fuck up words all the time.

>>29341733
at least she didn't say pikachu

>>29341733
Wow you didnt rape her? Damn sad.

>>29341749
>trade holo lugia for a bag of hot cheetos

Holy fuck my sides

>>29341482
I'm smarter than a 5th grader.

>>29341732
This is my first time replying, but ok.
I said "Hmm, I think he's psychic and flying but alright!"

>>29341578
you're legitimately retarded.

>>29341732
you're fucking pathetic, your inability to extrapolate the right information from a post is not the fault of the poster.

>>29341687
kill yourself, you created a strawman and then attacked the strawman, OP never did the bullshit that you're prepubescently whining at him about and you are not intelligent, witty or relatable.

>amusing story about a kid
>autists arguing and telling each other to kill themselves

On a related note, I do hate the how many "real fans" want to quiz me about Pokemon post Go now as if because I'm /fit/ and look half decent I'm not allowed to have ever played any on the last 6 gens.

>>29341392

Reminded me of something from early 2014

>went to a con with a friend
>still didn't have a 3ds, my friend had one but he wasn't into pokemon
>X/Y was kinda popular at the time, so there were a lot of people there battling
>some 10 y/o boy appears with a 3ds and asks my friend for a battle
>"Hey man, do it! It will be fun to watch."
>my friend was using some sort of full eeveelution team but they were all bred wrong and with bad natures
>they started
>the boy used almost a monotype team: Delphox, Talonflame, Charizard X, Blaziken and Snorlax
>his moves were pretty predictable, his charizard had hyper beam
>my friend still managed to lose
>"Woah, you played like a loser!."
>after saying this the boy just ran away

I cringed at first, then started cracking up.

>>29341711
>OP's idea of a party

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>>29341733
Did she look like this?

>>29342696
so what you are saying is that you were 14 when XY came out?

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>>29342696

>>29342696
450/150

Nice 1500s ELO faggot

>>29341770
>he makes me cringe so bad
and it makes me cringe that you laugh about a kid who has probably just a propper normal life compared to you that age. Good job being an internet hero since 14, your underage cousin will probably have hist first time before you anon.

>>29341541
i'm 100% sure lugia is legendary-type

>>29341392
This video is one of the only good things to come from Odd Future post 2011

>>29342821
So you're even shittier then?

Top fucking kek.

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>>29341770
>Shitting on someone so young for not having a top-tier competitive team and inside-out knowledge of the game

You're the only one cringeworthy here anon. Let a kid be a kid, jesus.

>>29342760
Not unless it's gay. enjoy your ban

>>29342821
So you matured but acting like a child and posting weird gifs?

>>29342821
MODS

>>29342881
You clearly don't understand how PS works if you are talking like that. What a joke you are.

>>29342652
>Monotype
>Delphox and Snorlax in the same team

>>29342979
I said PS you moron

BANNED

MODS=GODS

>>29341770
He might make you cringe now but within 3-4 years he'll have fucked more than you ever will

kek get rekt

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>>29342696
>>29342760
>>29342821
>>29342881
>>29342922

>>29342652
>almost
C'mon man, at least double check first.

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>>29342881
>smogonites
>claims to be on the top 5%
>uses battle spot
>is 17 years old

You're cute, anon.

>>29343062
Fuck, meant to reply to>>29342934

>>29343058
>>29343089
>>29342927
>>29342860
What was the deleted post?

>>29343179
Self admitted underage.

>>29343179
Some kid bragging about his score in battle spot singles vs "30 year old manchildren". He got banned because he identified himself as 14 when XY came out.

>>29343179
an underage retard going full sperg and posting porn

OP here. I was gone. What was that kid who got banned saying?

>>29343236
>I was beating all you 30yr+man children back in XY easily. Yep. That's right. Out of 600+ battles, I won about 450 of them. Some old fags would invite me to a voice chat just to talk shit and I'd call them trash and the likes. Hah, yea. an children trying to shit talk a 13 year old but get their asses handed to em.


>That was 3 years ago. I've retired from the game and spend my days fucking bitches. I've matured now, and finally realized that 95% of you fags are pure trash.

>>29343236
He said he beat a bunch of nerds using sub uu teams and now he retired and spent the day "fucking bitches"
Yet he was posting on /vp/ for some reason

>>29343281
Not OP but thanks, what a shit head.

>>29343281
>>29343294
Beautiful. Thank you