I think I'm in love /vp/. How do I fix these twisted feeling

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>>29312632
You don't, why deny your feelings?
Plant waifus truly are the best.

>>29312632
I want to taste that mangosteen puss puss to. You are not alone

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>>29312632
>>29312653
>>29312722

Try atleast shaking the hand of a human female.

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>>29312762
I have on multiple occasions. It feels like a normal boring hand, sometimes even more dry and less soft than mine.
>>29312653
>>29312722
How do plant people even work?

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>>29312762
I do every day, I'm an interviewer.

There is no need to be upset, gardevoirfag.

You don't love her, you love the idea of her

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>>29312762

>>29312632
>How do I fix these twisted feeling I have about a 3 foot tall sentient flower queen?
Suicide.

>>29312762
I tried. They still refuse to sex. I'm poor

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>>29312892
>Suicide
Will it grant me access to her heart in the after life?
>>29312846
Isn't that how all love works?

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>>29312905
Nature does not discriminate against us, fellow poorfag.

>>29312970
>Isn't that how all love works?
Deep.

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I'll be pissed if she's not min-maxed as a speedy physical attacker.

>>29314011
I expect it to sit in a really shitty speed tier like 85-95. Slow enough to not beat a bunch of key mons, but fast enough to wonder why they wasted all those points in speed.

>not Steenee

Just how shit could one's tastes be?

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>want to have tsareena on my team
>also want to have lurantis
>autistic so i don't like overlapping types

i want to lick one
not as a sexual thing, but just to see if they taste like fruit

>>29314190
After being Bounsweet, that'd probably be extremely traumatic for the poor things.

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>>29314190
Mangosteens are so tasty. You won't have just one lick.
>>29314210
Traumatic?
>>29314082
A Steenee is fine too. Post Steenees.

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>>29314279
>sneak up on tsareena
>rub her bulb
>have your way

>>29314307
If you pull it off would she die?