>A Pokemon game designed for /vp/ >No megas obviously >No

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>A Pokemon game designed for /vp/
>No megas obviously
>No alternate forms
>A bunch of waifu ultra beasts
>Traps and lolicons everywhere
>No complexion or gender options, you have to be a pale little girl
>Clothes customization allows you to make her naked or dress in lingerie or have visible thongs. Also diapers
>HMs don't exit yet do exist at the same time
>250 hour post-game
>Every trainer has 6 Pokemon that are always 10 levels ahead of you
>Smogon strategies have to be used
>500 new Pokemon
>1 in 10 chances to find a shiny mon
>Every new Pokemon has 3 stages of evolution and each evolutionary stage looks completely different from the previous form
>No monster over-resembles a real animal
>5 evil teams with shitty music

What else?