Everyone on /vp/ right now as they are, clothed, unclothed, fapping,

>>29266234
Currently fapping, spooders win

Why would you wanna kill spiders? They're adorable, not to mention we help you out with your bug problems.

>>29266234
Fapping
Spiders can join if they want. I don't have any beef with them

File: ^83EAEB82785AEEEE490625DC57D797DB61BB084AE31F10CDA2^pimgpsh_fullsize_distr.jpg (80KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 640x480px

>>29266234
>Killing spiders on Halloween, their own revered holiday

You sir are a satanist.

>>29266374
>they're adoreable
>we help you out

Soooo... Wait. What?

File: 1475958100220.gif (2MB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 300x300px

Laying in my bed clothed. Spiders win, I'm sleepy already

>>29266374
Yeah. I don't get the big deal about our "dangerous" bites either.

>>29266374
I almost forgot spiders were a main part of the population that browses vp.

So spiders how is the new diving bell spider pokemon suiting your tastes.

>>29266374
>we
Not so fast Mr. Spoder.

I have the mass advantage, and have enough calories to crush 1000 spiders without exhausting. I am the clear victor here.

File: 333px-Kid_After_New.jpg (11KB, 333x200px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 333x200px

So, I found out I keep waking up with bites every morning, like little two prong puncture marks on my back and arms.

Well there's been this little white house spider that chills around my desk every so often, and I've found him several times, but every time I find him he manages to scurry away before I can catch him and put him outside. So i came to start calling him "Kaito" (After Kid the thief)

But, these bites were far more numerous so i figured it couldn't just be one lone spider. So i did some searching, and noticed something shiny on my headboard in one of the cubby holes behind my plush. I pulled out the plush and behind it was this HUGE funnel web filled with a half a dozen normal browns who i would assume were the culprits. So i got a jar and shooed them all out of my bed, dusted out the webs and sprayed them clean before resetting the bedding and pillows and such.

Then I get this really ominous feeling, and i instinctively turned and found Kaito sitting RIGHT on my shoulder. I freaked out and immediately dusted him off, but he bit me, bolted again into the air ducts afterwards, once again proving to be the elusive phantom blood thief.

I still don't know where he is, but one day i'll catch that spider. One day.

File: 1476292546014.png (301KB, 520x678px) Image search: [Google]

301KB, 520x678px

>>29266374
haha, f-funny joke Anon. . .