>Psst.. hey kid... Want some stardust? Real good shit

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>>29260585

>hawaii has a meth problem
>alola has a stardust problem

It's like poetry. It rhymes.

>>29260585
I've visited him like 8 times now, it's just repeated dialogue.
Does he do anything after a while?

>>29260668
Visit him 100 times and he gives you a mew.

>>29260585
>Let me introduce myself
>I'm a mysterious old man

>>29260673
this

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>I'm a mysterious old man
>Don't come looking for me

Gamefreak go all out and put a manchildren pedophile so YOU guys have a chance to self insert in their game for once. And what? Still complaining pfff

>>29260585
>he takes your shirt off
>starts massaging and nibbling your shota nipples
>slips his hands down your pants. back and front
>...

>>29260731
I kekd hard

>>29260668
i visited him 12 times nothing new yet - been waiting for someone to be more productive and tell us

>>29260585
This was supposed to be saved for Poke Mexico damn it

I guess they can smuggle Hawluchas and Ludicolos over the Unovan border along with rare candies and bitter herbs

>>29260784
>>29260731

That's the GameFreak trademarked garbage writing for you.