October 16, 2016 >Masuda storms into the headquarters of

>>29240743
He's leaving GameFreak after Sun and Moon.
I don't think he cares that much anymore.

>>29240801
He is?

>'the starters...are out." says masuda
>the room is silent
>"the starters...ARE OUT" Masuda shrieks
>the team exchanges uncomfortable glances
>the shrill temper tantrums have become more frequent since iwata's passing and none of them know what to do
>masuda points to one of the team members
>the head game developer pauses like a deerling in the headlights
>"is the demo ready?" Masuda asks
>the man shakes his head no
>" we are stirr scrubbing to prevent reaks" he says
>masuda cuts him off
>"don't" he says
>"don't you scrub...another...god...damn...thingu"
>"but sir" the brave intern speaks up once more, "if we don't protect ourselves, the whoe pokedex wirr be reaked"
>"RET THEM REAK IT"
>Masuda slammed his hand down on the desk
>"THEY WANT REAKS? WE WILL GIVE THEM REAKS."

>>29240743
>>29241011
go on

>>29240801
Bullshit. He's in the board of directors, there's no reason for him to leave.

No one got fired?

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>"YOU" Masuda briskly walks up to the desk of another
>"Is it finished?"
>the man gulps
>"no" he says "aroran persians design was so intricate, onry the body is comprete. it should be ready by tomorr-"
>"Good." Masuda cuts him off. "Rerease it as it is."
>"as it is?"
>there is a murmur among the team
>masuda stays stone faced in the face of the whispers
>"sir" the head game developer stands and takes off his glasses
>sweat is pouring down his brow
>"aroran persian isn't finished. rat wirr we terr them when they...when they don't rike it?"

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>"You tell them...," Masuda spoke slowly
>Masuda strolls back to the window
>hands clasped behind his back
>the team can't see, but the corners of his mouth twitch upward ever so slightly
>"you tell them to Prease understand."

We brought this on ourselves, /vp/.

>>29240743

Why am I laughing so hard.

>>29241297
Seriously speaking what's the fucking deal with Persian?

>>29241442
He looks like Nermal

>>29241442
I personally favor the theory that generations of royal inbreeding and generally laziness caused it.

>>29241442
He hates mondays

>>29241011
>don't you scrub another goddamn thingu

I am in tears
tears

>>29241442
I like yo think this is the result of inbreeding

>>29240743
Posting in a epic thread

Seriously hope the original leaker gets fucked. We'd have another surprise last night and less shitposting from spammers all these months.

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>mfw this thread

>>29241297
Now that I look at it, the head does seem weirdly out of proportion compared to it's body lmfao

>>29240743
Morale of the story: never trust chinks.

>>29241297
the part that seems so lazy is that the head just doesn't match the body

They just kept the original persian body, but the head is so round. it seems like they should have at least rounded out the body as well if they wanted to do this.

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This thread is helping to ease the anger over the leaks. Thanks OP.

>>29241297
I don't mind the fact, it's the fact the body is still the one of a normal persian that pissed me off. face and body connect like shit, it looks like it's wearing a silly mask.

>>29240743
Someone please screencap all of this and make it into a collage

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>>29241297

>>29241892

>>29241442
he ate too many pancakes

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>>29242205
not so much fucked up reupload