Everyone's losing their shit over Alola Persian, but it's

>>29237042
Muslim Golem for STAB explosion

>>29237042
Islamophobic twat

>>29237042
i think there okay
too bad hes doomed
hes either rock steel or steel ground
both not very good type

but he looks like some dwarf
i dont see the Muslim or Jew in it

>>29237042
is it some sort of magnetic launcher? are those iron filings, like probopass?

hoping for rock/electric

>>29237148

The beard is definitely made of magnetic "dust"

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It is a bit weird how no alola forms really have anything to do with Hawaii and adaptation. No volcano, tropical, ocean stuff. We got snow, some randomly dark type, and then just oddballs like this. Oil spill muk was the only adaptive thing really. I hate to be debbie downer, but what was the fucking point?

>>29237042
Type rock electric
magnetic like probopass get beard
what is it you not undertand?

Electric/Rock.

>>29237042
I like them.

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>>29237042

Based on dwarfs.

>>29237178
The ice types make sense for Hawaii, so I'd count Vulpix and Sandshrew. Marowak was also pretty good in its use of adaptation, I'd say.

The fact that we got no new Fire-type Alolan forms is a little odd, but it might just be because of how predictable it would've been.

>>29237203
Even if this is the case, than that niche was already filled by Probopass, making these even more redundant and stupid.

>>29237178
>What is Exeggutor

>>29237042
I like it, I just wish it had a ginger beard so I can name it Gimli

>>29237135
I'm a gay male and I can't visit 11 countries on this earth because a book that billions of people believe calls for my death. In other countries I would be imprisoned.
Every country that has allowed Muslims in by the millions is regretting it. Merkel of Germany just came out and said she regrets it. Right wing anti-immigration parties in Europe are seeing a surge in Scandinavian countries and throughout Europe as well, because of the rape epidemic that comes with Muslim refugees.
The culture that comes along with the religion is ass backwards. Islamophobia isn't real, because phobias are fear of things that are irrational. There is a perfectly good case to criticize Islam for their regressive and brutal way of interpreting their holy book.
Oh, and Muslims ARE the ones that are choosing to explode most often, and in the name of their beloved book as well.
Since October 8th, there's been 62 documented attacks perpetrated in the name of Allah with 323+ dead and nearing 600 injured.
We're also close to reaching 30,000 attacks since 9/11 carried out by Islamic people who do it in the name of their book, which time and time again throughout its texts call for violence. Sorry I don't want hundreds of thousands of them flooding into my country with skill sets that aren't malleable.
I'm "Islamophobic" and proud.

>>29237140
Rock/Electric

>>29237442
Tl;dr

>>29237442
You go, Milo, you dangerous faggot, you.

>>29237355
True, I wish there were more like him. Stuff like oricolo and mimikyu were so interesting and had biological tones. I just saw more adaptation in the native alola pokemon than the variants here, which was odd.

>>29237442
>Taking an anonymous 4channer THIS serious
You should just stay away from this site. Permanently. For your own good.

Signed, another gay male.

>>29237478
TL;DR Muslims are actually bad.

>>29237442
>>29237501
hah gay

srsly tho fuck goatfuckers and akbar ninjas

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I see why they didn't announce these new shitmons

>>29237499
>tfw no carnivorous caterpillar mon

>>29237042
Rock/Electric with magnetic particles making the beard and a railgun on Golem's back.

>>29237203
This
>>29237313
But also this

I like the designs just fuck that beard, I actually liked golem

>>29237501
>>>/pol/

>>29237532
Yeah I dislike homosexuality as well but they don't deserve to die for it at least until Armeggedon

>>29237524
You could have made it short and simple

Golem
Type: Sugar Daddy

What confuses me is that it looks like they took the original models and literally pasted on random little markings and black things. Same with Diglett line and hair. The other Alolan forms are recolored at least or drastically different.

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Rock/electric?
If so 4xground

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>>29237093
underrated post

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Say what you want about this rotund-faced idiot, but at least it kept the idea of a variant on Persian simple; making it different enough but still keeping it decidedly Persian. This new fat face gives it a slight new spin on the "smug and classy" personality Persian always had, upping the smug into punchable territory.

But this is just the Geodude line with pasted-on ugly black rocks and "iron filings" facial hair (a theme that was already fulfilled by Probopass, where it made more sense since it was a giant floating face and literally all about magnetism). If I approached anybody with the idea to give Pokemon like Golem a fucking beard and moustache, I'd probably get laughed out.

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>>29237178
How could you forget Raichu

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>>29237203
>>29237233
>>29237581

>what is Probopass

And how the fuck is Golem supposed to roll around now, there's no point in it even being boulder-shaped anymore.

The more I think about this thing the more it offends me.

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>>29237581
We already have a railgun though

>>29237442
YAAAS BITCH TELL AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK, YOU GO GIRL

>>29237643
Edgy

>>29237042
>Golem's head
Holy shit, it's Machamp.

>>29237042
I cannot fucking believe these. I normally think that most pokemon are well designed, but.. what the fuck??

Why does it have thumbs for arms? Why a beard and mustache? Why does the beam and mustache look so fucking shitty? What the FUCK is its back supposed to be?

I hear people suggest its supposed to be a rail cannon but... how? Its design is so random, and it has hardly any congruency. I'm truly at a loss.

>>29237742
GF got a boner for double weaknesses, so might as well be.

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>>29237442
Thank you. I needs to be said.

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>>29237442
5 star post nigga

>>29237135
>Islamophobic
On my first and last trip to Saudi Arabia, a muslim country. I got to witness the execution of a man, see signs everywhere telling you how most human behavior is illegal. You also have special police making sure women are completely concealed in most places. They are homophobic, intolerant to other cultures, and hate the Jews and Israel more than hitler ever could. It is evil.

Saying someone is an "Islamophobe" is tantamount to saying someone is a "Naziphobe"

If anything its a compliment
Go to any muslim country or sharia run community and see how tolerant they are of you.

As someone

>>29237643

>implying the end of the world won't come from us just going full Mad-Max instead of some supernatural event

Now, when people say pokemon exist, they're called crazy, but when people say an all-powerful being that nobody has evidence of exists, they're called devout. Why is that do you think?

>>29237742
better than being Rock/Fire and having 4xground AND 4xwater

I thought it was like Dwarf beard instead of an allah snackbar.

Also it turns into a railgun? Why do we have 2 railguns?

I'm not really complaining I guess.

>>29238672
Saved.

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>>29238697
Oh god, the pain

>>29237135
I hope libs like you collectively off yourselves after Trump wins. You are literally destroying the planet.

>>29238672

You know, if /pol/ hates Jews and gays, why do they hate Muslims? If anything they should adore them for their hatred and brutal execution of them.

Oh well, that's just /pol/'s logic, or lack thereof.

Not defending Muslims, I don't like them either. It's more about shitting on /pol/.

>>29237042
Like Diglett, the main point of this one is that it got hait (facial and body hair)

Look at Graveler's stache, sideburns and arm hair

>>29237140
For some reason I wanted to read your post as a poem and was confused.

>>29238811

>implying trump has a chance against someone who rigged the primary
>implying conservashits aren't ruining the planet by supporting the oil companies determined to run us off a cliff

Toppest of keks.

>>29237742
Rock/Electric

With levitate

>>29238817
Because desert dwelling niggers incapable of maintaining a functioning country and not ackbaring everything that goes against the teachings of their pedophile prophet are even worse than kikes.

>>29237042
looks like obvious Skill Link Rock Blast to me with that launcher thing on its back

>>29237788
thats garfield

>>29237148
It will be rock electric

>>29238855
Back to tumbler billy

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>>29238933
>incapable of maintaining a functioning country
>Americans sabotage and bomb their countries
>Then they blame them for not being able to run a country
Where were all those WMDs, Mr Bush?

>>29238811
Reported for hate speech. Hope they arrest you.

>>29237442
If Islamophobia isn't real then homophobia isn't either

It only hurts when it affects us personally

>>29239054
This could be decent shitposting if you weren't that dumb in real life.

>>29239022

>can't even spell Tumblr

Back to school, underage.

wish my thread wasn't invaded by a bunch of "muh muslim mon XDDD" /pol/-reject memesters and would have joined me in throwing these alola forms into a pyre

>>29239054
Not every muslim country has been bombed by America, Ahmed.

Every single one of them is shit regardless, however. In fact, most of them have been shit long before America even started having a semblance of foreign policy.

>>29237442
Don't forget the treatment to women as mere property

>>29237178
Agreed, I've lived in hawaii a good part of my life and it's baffling how some of the designs are.
If you've ever been to Hawaii too you'll realize it's mini japan, the islands are swarmed with nips so they should have been there long enough to get some inspiration .

Some they did get though:
Exeguttor (Palm Tree)
Raichu (Surfer)
Marowak (Fire Dancer)
Muk (Oil Spill)
Raticate /Yungoose (An actual event that happened in hawaii)
Comfey (Lei)
4 Bird Varients (forget the name, but birds do this in hawaii, Sand Pipers I know from different islands sport an entirely different color)
Malasada shop
Some Pigen

Thinking about it they did take a huge chunk of inspiration from the island, but the alolan forms are still very hit or miss.

Good thing my favorite Pokemon Marowak was a hit.

>>29239122
Stupid Americans.

>>29239228
You're right, some of them merely trade funds with America. Thanks for supporting Saudi Arabia!

>>29237093
>Muslim Golem for STAB explosion

total kek

isn't golem supposed to move by rolling

how does that thing move

baby legs

>>29239316

>You're right, some of them merely trade funds with America. Thanks for supporting Saudi Arabia!

How come Saudi Arabia is completely shit even when they get American shekels for free?

>>29238811
As a fellow Trump supporter, it's amazing that you can't see that that's a joke

>>29237042
I have a feeling the 'cannon' on its back retracts so it can still roll. Even so between Vikavolt and Probopass this is just a cluster fuck of been-done.

The only possible redemption is if it is the uniqie Rock/Electric type and is a fast special attacker. (In my dreams)

Honestly- I don't care if I seem arrogant BUT I could have designed a better Rock or Ground/Electric than this (A scorpion made from fulgrites: sand struck by lightning), this is so crappy and unoriginal.

>>29237442
Why couldn't you visit those countries? Do you, like, scream "I'M GAY!" as soon as you get off the plane or something?

>>29239497
>Honestly- I don't care if I seem arrogant BUT I could have designed a better Rock or Ground/Electric than this

Dude. No. I believe it.

Usually I defend pokemon designs, but so long as you even have a decent sense of drawing, you could do better. This design is just.. its just awful. I don't think its out of line to suggest you could do better.

Alolan Golem is great, go suck a bag of cocks

Reminds me of Zangief.

>>29239214
This is just the state of /vp/, poor Oliva

Although Alola Golem deserves this shit, worst design in the entire franchise.

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>>29237178
Polynesian fire dancers for marowak maybe?

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Can we have a single fucking thread without going into pol shitposting? Fucking hell I can't wait for this meme election to end.

golem gives off a weird cartoon villain-ish vibe, i can't stand the rest of the line though

>>29238720
So you can go into doubles and dual wield railguns.

>>29237042
Golem is my favourite Pokemon. I'd been hoping he'd get a buff or something for years and then I see a fucking moustache and beard

Why wouldn't they make it a magma rock? A mossy rock? I giant ice golem? And where are his arms?

>>29237301
Marowak

>no other new Alola forms seen aside from Persian and Diglett line
This is it, huh?

>>29239917
Why not just bring 2 vikavolt

>>29239530
Maybe he wants to visit with his husbando and wants to hold hands?

>>29237042
Golem looks more like a rock than the kanto one IMO

>>29237135
>Baitposting to summon /pol/

I hate everyone.

>>29238673
>enlightenment by your intelligence

This got worse real fast.

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>>29237093
My sides

>>29238811
>Trump
>winning

Good one. He's too retarded to win. People would rather have a war criminal who would either start World War III or recreate Shimoneta because she doesn't say stupid shit as much as Trump.

>>29237042
>has a beard
>lmao muslim

It's a fucking prospector

>>29240530
you forget the part where he suicides and explodes

>>29240530
>Geodude family
>known for being exploding assholes in games
>not Muslim

>>29237442
Great pasta, I'll keep it.

I don't know who's worse, the one idiot trying to bait /pol/tards, or the underage /pol/tards themselves. Literal scum of the website either way.

>>29237093
HAHAHAHAHA

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>>29240842
Both idiots, i hate leak day

>>29237301
>ice type makes sense for hawaii
How does it make any sense for Vulpix to even go to those regions and "adapt" when it's fire anyway. After some time, yeah, I can see, but why in the first place. When there's hot places anyway

>>29240842

>intolerant of unpopular opinions
>using 4chan at all

You belong on a heavily moderated website. Leave and never post again.

>>29238672
No you didn't

>>29237093
Put me in the screencap!!! OwO

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>>29237042
When will they understand that giving a pokemon human facial hair just make it ugly?

>>29238672
Jews and Israel deserve all the hate they get, more even. Otherwise I agree.

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>>29237042
Punished Geodude

>>29240249
She does a lot of stupid shit, she's just a bit more reserved and the media aren't as willing to make headlines of her

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>>29237042
>All Alolan forms are Gen 1

fuck Gen 1

>>29237042
Why are we talking about Islam? Fucker looks Russian.

>>29240980
I'm intolerant of retards who crowbar their "unpopular" opinions on sandniggers into a discussion on the pokemon subsection of an anime imageboard. >>29237135 >>29237093 are funny jokes, but the people who reply seriously in hopes of starting some dumb argument should be permabanned fro rule 2.

>>29237501
Its just pasta

>>29240980
Never claimed I was intolerant, I agree with a good portion of what was said in this thread. Sorry if I don't want this shit flooding /vp/.
>he doesn't want to talk about /pol/ stuff in a Pokémon thread xD he must be triggered!

Chargestone cave

>STILL
>LIKING
>FUCKING
>GOLEM

>>29241965
childhood is idolizing golem
adulthood is realizing goat made more sense

>>29237442
Hey faggot, do you forget the struggles we face at home? Do you not realize there are tons of LGBT Muslims? Do you like using tyrannical regimes as scapegoats for your hatred? If so, why not hate Christians for the shit Christian African countries do to gays?

As a gay man who understands what persecution is like you are one of the last people who should be arbitrarily hating on all Muslims, unless you're Christianophobic and anti-Semitic too. Which is also fucking stupid.

Signed a bisexual flavor of fag

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>>29237093

>>29237042
Looks far more creative than Persian, probably better typing too

>>29237042

>yfw ISIS kills Masuda because they made their prophet a Pokémon.

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>>29237093
FIRST POST
BEST POST

>>29237042
I like it.

>MUSLIMS XD
>Some kind of dwarf

Retards

>>29237135
>Alolan Geo line is Muslim
Looks more Jewish to me. Look at that Kippah on Golem.

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>>29242522
It just sounds so smug and clever the way you make those jews and african nignogs sound equally as barbaric, while burying your head in the sand and ignoring the reality that both combined have less than 5% of the victims (about as minuscule as fags within the general population itself) of their muslim counterparts.

>>29237042
The gold nuggets on graveler and the gold on golems rail gun are probably used as conductors, which would pretty mich confirm electric/rock, if it hasnt already been confirmed

>>355067856

>>29237042
Concrete and Rebar

>>29237042
>looks like mudslimes
>can use "Explode"
top banter, Gamefreak. top banter.

>>29242522
kill yourself my man
Since gaybro mentioned Germanyit's obvious that he's talking about how the rapefugees affected the country after their arrival, which renders your comment about niggers irrelevant
those LGBT muslims you speak of are usually not in the Middle East. Guess why? because if they were they'd be stoned to death
not to mentioned how the muzzie extremists constantly say how they want to destroy western culture
>>29243239
>white supremacists have the lowest number of attacks and the second lowest of victims yet the media blows is so out of proportion that people think they're the biggest thread
holy kek

>>29237042
I don't see what's wrong with them, they're cool.

>>29237042
Didn't the normal Geodude and Graveler have actual fingers? What happened?

Somebody shop that bad haircut onto Geodude, you know the one.

>>29240980
>be /pol/tard
>complain about others being intolerant

>>29237042
>hurr its a railgun

Are people seriously not able to tell that that's a taser on Golem's head or something?

>>29237042
I think they're meant to be coal miners with the thing on top of Golem being something to crush the coal on top of its body. The black on their bodies being fragments of coal.

>>29237135
>Being scared of something is an insult
Try not following a primitive death cult that had no regards to other beliefs. Quran literally tells you 'infidels' are worth horseshit.

>>29246950
Nevermind i thought it was an answer to the first reply, not op.

>>29240966
>Island climate
>heat and fur is a good thing
No

>>29237093
Tapu Kekko

>>29237042
really this has to be the worst idea yet, what the fuck is even going on. they just keep ruining good designs. Why did they have to do this just fucking focus on new pokemon.

>>29242522
You're just a faggot.

>>29237042
Am I the only one who thinks these forms, particularly Golem, look Russian?

Like I can imagine Golem trying to do a Russian squat dance or whatever.

>>29247254
>kinda look like concrete with metal rods in it
>bushy eyebrows and beard
I can see it but I'm still hoping for Rock/Electric magnet instead or Rock/Steel reinforced concrete block

>>29247090
>high-elevation montane climate
>cool and bare a good thing

no, no

>>29237442
nice pasta