>waifu everything! >even an amenonene, of all things >a

>>29209821
Is this your first Pokemon generation or something? Waifumons are nothing new.

Even then, this thing being a waifumon is a fuck of a stretch, which says more about you than it does the franchise.

>>29209821
>amenonene
Retard

>Even then, this thing being a waifumon is a fuck of a stretch

Holy crap, you can't be this delusional.
I bet you're the same guy that calls Braixen and Delphox gender neutral.

>anything remotely feminine is a waifumon

Believe it or not, GF is not catering to anemone-fucking fetishists when it creates a femenine anemone Pokemon

That's more on you than on them

>>29209868
Sure, waifumons aren't new, but there weren't as many waifushit in other gens as there are in this one.

Gen 1: Pigdeot, Ninetales, Dodrio, Jynx, Lapras
Gen 2: Scizor, Misdreavus
Gen 3: Gardevoir, Altaria, Blaziken, Sceptile, Latias
Gen 4: Lopunny, Mismagius, Froslass, Lucario, Weavile
Gen 5: Gothitelle, Zoroark, Leavanny, Serperior, Swanna, Unfezant
Gen 6: Aromatisse, Gourgeist, Talonflame, Florges, Delphox, Goodra
Gen 7: Poppmaid, the new anemonene, Tseerena, Ribombee, Lurantis, UB02-Beauty, UB01, possibly Salandit's, Pikipek's and Morellul's evos

It's almost a whole gen made out of waifus

>>29209821
is this real?

People really need to slow down with this waifumon stuff. Vaguely feminine designs shouldn't be forsaken just because deviant fans want to stick a dick in anything remotely cute.

>>29209996
I'm delusional? Nice try newfag. This is no more a waifumon than Misdreavus.

>>29210026
>Talonflame
>Unfezant

ok birdfucker

>>29210064
It's the lack of variety. It's like half of the shit we've seen evolves into something feminine or overly cute. I'm sick of it.

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>>29209821
You must be pretty new here.

Besides, there are porn of practically EVERY Pokemon, and not the male Pokemon on female trainer either; it looking humanoid isn't that much of a factor.

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>>29210026
I can't even start with this so I'm gonna assume it's bait.

>Pyukumuku
.... this is its evolution.
>nuh
yes.
It's shy, that's why it has those spikes and long hair. Its "dress" is the literally rabbit shit that came out of its ass.

>>29209821
>this
>some cute as fuck
>somehow a waifumon
I'm guessing you have autism? Cute doesn't equate to waifu in every instance. Fuck off back to tumblrgaf

>>29210026
>Talonflame
yeah i'm in a glass house here but what the fuck is wrong with you

>>29210119
Literally nothing to support this theory. Its colour scheme matches Wimpod if you wanna make that kind of stretch.

>>29210026
>Gen 1: Jynx
>Gen 2:
>Gen 3: Gardevoir, Latias
>Gen 4: Lopunny, Froslass
>Gen 5: Gothitelle, Leavanny
>Gen 6: Florges, Braixen
>Gen 7: Poppmaid, the new anemonene, Tsareena, Ribombee, Lurantis, UB02-Beauty, UB01, possibly Salandit's

Fixed that for you

>>29209821
>that
>waifumon
It doesnt even have a body, it's as much as a waifu as fucking misdreavus is, which is barely.

>>29210026
>loppunny
>gardervoir

literally wtf

>>29210090
And Misdreavus ISN'T a waifumon?
What kind of retardation are you operating on?

>>29210119
Can you stop pushing your retarded head canon? Anyone that isn't an idiot can see this isn't a pyukumuku evo.

>>29210026
>Pidgeot
>literally a fucking bird
>waifu

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>>29210125
And now "le Tumblr boogeyman" again for absolutely no reason.

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>>29210026
>Ribombee, UB-01

The fuck?

>>29210026
>Pigdeot
>Dodrio
>Lapras
>Scizor
>Blaziken, Sceptile, Latias
>Lucario
>Serperior, Swanna, Unfezant
>Aromatisse, Gourgeist, Talonflame, Florges, Delphox, Goodra
>Ribombee

>any of these
>waifu

What the fuck?

Also.

>Tseerena
>implying Steenee isn't superior in every single way

>>29210097
>>29210132
>>29210186
Male Unfezant is obviously based on a gay man with that mask, and the female has a big, round breast with strong hips and bedroom eyes, let alone that little crest that looks like hair.
Talonflame is wearing the pants that women who do gymnastics wear and Mega Lopunny was based on and i gorfot the name, and it also has strong hips.
Pidgeot has long hair and strong hips, along with a round chest and what looks like eyeliner.

It looks kinda like something that would live in a swamp, or a marsh if you will. And it has this ominous, shadowy look to it, too.
It's a long shot, but... wouldn't it be funny? If that random name everyone's built up to be some epic legendary, turned out to just be this thing?

>>29210299
This is bait or advanced autism. Please, don't tell us which.

>>29210001
You'd be surprised, GF is in the part of the world where fetishes run wild. And yes they know what they are doing. Stop being "SEX IS EVIL" westerners, it makes you guys look bad

>>29210001
This

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>>29209821
This Pokemon looks so familiar. Is this an Alola version of a previous Pokemon?

>>29210036
Probably an ass blasted female. Let them be ass blasted.

>>29210377
It's the alola form of a waifumon

>>29210064
Play digimon, where there are just as many manly monsters as there are feminine monsters. Or maybe play another completely unrelated series, instead of being an autist and only playing pokemon

>>29210278
Dodrio has long necks and legs
Lapras has a feminine voice, pigtails and bedroom eyes
Tell me Scizor's body isn't exactly like a woman's
Same thing with chicken and lizard
Do i even have to mention the Ash kissing scene? She's official waifubait
Lucario is #1 furry mon
Serperior is VERY fekinine and attraxts vorefags
Swanna has eyeliner, a long neck and wears a bra
Aromatisse is straight up a whore
Gourgeist has big hips and hair
Florges is literally a flower woman
Delhpox is literally a woman with a fox head
Goodra is straight up fat fetish bait
Ribombee looks like a snobby Instagram girl
>>29210248
UB01 is literally a girl jellyfish

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>>29210299
Well. It's certainly obvious who have the problem now.

>>29210090
Good god, the stupid that is on /vp/ is at top form.

>>29210299
I want to be in the screencap

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>>29210299
>>29210460

>>29209821
>amenonene

*crown-of-thorns

>>29210026
>All that random ass shit
>no Lilligant listed

U wot m8?

>>29209821
>Still doesnt know what a sea anemone is

>>29210098
Play digimon, where there are just as many manly monsters as there are feminine monsters. Or maybe play another completely unrelated series, instead of being an autist and only playing pokemon

(ment to reply to this faggot here)

sorry >>29210064

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>>29210359
But Pokemon is aimed at children.

>>29210108
This.

Sexuality is one of the more flexible things about the human mind. ANYTHING can be sexual to a person. People need to stop getting their panties in a bunch over sexual anything.

>>29210162
I would argue that it's worthwhile to keep Goodra, Gourgeist, and possibly Mismagius on the list.

This doesn't really change the point, though.

>>29210460
At this point in time, I'm gonna assume you're baiting. Because holy fuck I don't want to believe there's someone this retarded who has not accidentally killed himself yet.

>>29209821
Why Poképhilia is NOT bad

You could split humans up into three categories: the people who make the rules, the people who follow them, and the people who question them.

Since there's no way the people who make the rules would ever listen to this I'm going to assume you're either a Thinker or a Follower.

If you question the rules or find yourself asking "Why?" more often then not then you're a Thinker.

If you follow instructions and / or rules blindly without any consideration, then you're a Follower.

The next part is for Thinkers only; you followers won't want to hear this anyway.

Oh and please don't confuse Thinkers with nonconformist.

I have a question for all of you Thinkers out there.

For all of you soon-to-be Thinkers try to keep an open mind.

What are your views on poképhilia?

For you soon-to-bes, I call you Halfies, who are turning your heads in disgust, just hear me out.

Have you ever asked yourself "Why is it wrong?"

If you answered "Because it just is." Then you are a Follower, leave.

If you answered "Because it goes against God." You are a Follower, leave.

If you have prepared a long list detailing just why it is wrong then you are a Follower, and most likely nerd, leave.

If you actually asked yourself the question without letting the rest of the worlds opinion of it get in your way then congratulations, you're on your way to becoming a Thinker.

You see if you look past all that crap that's been force-fed to you since you were little you'll see that a lot of things don't make sense.

Poképhilia for instance, look into it, the only reason people think it's wrong is because they just do.

Don't believe me?

Well let's look at the standard arguments.

>>29210588
>This is what sick fucks actually believe.

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>>29210539
Yes, play Digimon.

>>29210625

"It's abuse! You're hurting them!"

Ah yes that one seems to be the most popular, fortunately it's also the easiest to discredit.

In case you are a hardcore Follower, or just plain retarded, then you could see that each and every Pokémon has thoughts, emotions, a personality, and most importantly, THE ABILITY TO CONSENT!

Any psychic Pokémon could tell you that.

Not only that, but have you ever tried to harm a pokemon yourself?

Most of them have claws, fangs, and enough strength to rip you in half.

If they didn't want it, if you were hurting them, believe me you would know.

Now tell me this, what is the difference between a man mounting his pokemon and a Pokémon mounting a woman?

Think about it, how could the latter possibly be abuse? It can't, moving on.

"All of you poképhiliacs are just taking advantage of your Pokémon for your own sexual desires."

This one is used mostly by the less educated. Here's a hypothetical for you.

>>29210167
>thinking someone won't make porn of it
>not knowing about pot girls
>not knowing about amputee fetish
>not knowing about people who want to fuck ocean creatures

>>29210026
>no one pointing out fucking DODRIO
Bruh.

>>29210649
Gross, too human. This is why digimon is garbage

>>29210660

A man's Pokémon, let's say a female Mightyena, goes into heat.

You know how desperate female Pokémon get when they are in heat.

The Mightyena can't find a mate so she begs the man to do it.

The man refuses but the Mightyena is obviously desperate, she rapes the man, some how, don't question it for now it's just a hypothetical.

They are caught in the act and the man is sent to jail.

Bullshit? Yes, but it HAS happened, just earlier this week in fact, I'll tell you more later.

Now I'm not going say that there aren't people who use their Pokémon's heat for that reason, but 9 times out of 10 it usually isn't the case.

"It is not the way God intended it!"

Read the newspaper lately? Apparently God's a Pokémon.

"…Bullshit!"

I say that about raps that up. The cornered Follower's last resort would be "Because it just is."

So tell me, why, why in the name of all that is holy is it frowned upon?

Why do so many people hate it?

Why are pokephilia "criminals" judged so harshly?

I'll let you decide that for yourselves.

>>29210162
>Gen1:
>Gen2:
>Gen3:Gardevoir
>Gen4:Lopunny
>Gen5:Gothitelle
>Gen6:Braixen
>Gen7:half of the new pokemon

here is the REAL fix. Everything else is wrong and braindamaged.

>>29210174
This, so very much this. My friend has her as a waifumon.

>>29210488
>this from a newfag
How drole. Come back when you've been here a while.

>>29210222
that post wasn't bait you dumb faggot

>>29210278
You have to admit, OP has some series fetishes to work through

I've been away for a couple hours. Where did this come from?

>>29210026
>Pidgeot and other regional birds
>Scizor
I'd say there's more wrong with you than with the waifufags.

>>29210649
What particular Digimon property is this from? Card game, mobile game, etc?

Is mawile a waifu pokemon?

>>29210553
sweety, I work at a japanese school. They don't shy away from sex, they literally sit at tables together (12 year olds) and draw porn of lolis and shotas.

"ALL CHILDREN ACT THE SAME" don't make yourself look more ignorant than you already do

>>29210712
droll*

>>29210840
yes

>>29210626
>being this ignorant
>having the internet and NOT realizing this shit

>>29210064
Not to mention that for every pokemon regardless of it's design there's at least one degenerate willing to fuck it.

>flood the board with MUH WAIFU PORN WHEN?
>flip the script just to troll 1 newfag

Hypocrites, all of you

>>29210661
there's porn of literally every pokemon Anon, that really shouldnt be the qualifier or else every pokemon is a waifu which they are, but still

>>29210863
then why no one has mentioned her?

>>29210667
He DOESNT want to fuck dodrio
You gay?

>>29210789
pls respond

>>29210826
Mobile/cardgame. She's rather recent so I don't think she appeared in anything else yet, but since she is part of a major group (the Olympus Twelve) it's bound to happen eventually, given Bandai don't forget the group now it's complete.

>>29210712
stop being a faggot OP, he was right. Your a dumb animal fucker

>le everything feminine is a waifu meme
fuck you guys, this thing doesn't even look feminine

>>29210789
welcome to /vp/ where people argue over the most stupid things.

Also this is a thread about OP coming to terms about his lust for pokemon

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>>29210299
I know "bird" is a slang for women, but dont actually go out sexualizing real birds

>>29210890
not sure what your point is anon

>>29210997
>doesn't even look feminine
now this is bait

>>29211083
It's really not THAT feminine.

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>>29210026
>pidgeot

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I'm not sure if my definition of a waifumon matches up with others.

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>>29210026
What kind of shit have you been fapping to?

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>>29210649
Digimon has quality females.

>>29209821
Stay mad faget

>>29211138
well if it can be considered cute, then it's waifu material. Also it looks like it has long "hair" and a dress like thing, Also that coy face

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>>29211138
yeah and braixen is gender neutral amiright

>>29211175
I think OP has finally come to terms with is fapping habits.

>>29210967
My a dumb animal fucker what?

>>29211256
who said that?

>>29210299
So when did you find out you were a birdfucker, anon?

>>29211297
A bunch of poppmaid haters say braixen is gender neutral so they have an excuse to rail on poppmaid for being too feminine.
Basically your typical /vp/ mental gymnastics.

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>>29210026
>Dodrio
>Scizor
>Sceptile
I'll give you props for the imagination, at least

>>29210626
>being this horribly sheltered despite having the internet at your fingertips
One day you'll learn, Anon.

>>29209821
I don't give a shit about the waifumons and i think there are a bit too many this gen, but i kind of want to see that anemone turn into a medusa mon. It would look so good with that colour scheme.

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>>29210649
>>29211192
And just like with Pokémon, plants are the best girls.

>>29209821
>>29210026
>>29210162
>>29210697
>Gen 1:
>Gen 2: Bellossom
>Gen 3: Gardevoir, Mawile, Roselia, Milotic
>Gen 4: Lopunny
>Gen 5: Lilligant, Gothitelle
>Gen 6: Delphox, Florges, Aromatisse, Gourgeist
>Gen 7: Poppmaid, Tsareena, Ribombee, Lurantis

you're all a bunch of retards

gen 3 = gen 6 = gen 7 = degeneracy

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>>29212303
>pokémon = degeneracy
FTFY

>>29210625
>>29210660
>>29210694
you all do realize pokemon aren't real and that pokephilia isn't a problem because literally nothing is happning. you don't need to put that in three paragraphs

>>29209821
How much of a goddamn degenerate do you have to be to consider that hideous thing a waifumon for one second? It doesn't have a single humanoid trait besides those tentacles sort of look like hair kindof.

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>>29210680
A whole lot of Digimon are just humans in costumes with wings or magical equipment.

>>29213940
So does she have nipples on her armor or not? Which one is it, artists?

How is this a waifumon
It has feminine hair but if you think this pokemon is sexually attractive in that way I think it's on you
Feminine doesn't always mean sexual or "waifu"

what's wrong with waifu pokemon? i love them and i'm a perfectly normal 250kg virgin who sleeps with a gardevoir body pillow that is now brown with stains

>>29212303
No misdreavus?
This pokemon is no more waifu bait than it

>>29214088
This. OP is retarded. That new Pokemon doesn't even have limbs or a proper body. Also appears to have fangs and a creepy yellow eye.

You fags are fucked up if you think any animal with hair (and apparently even spiky tentacle dicks arranged in a fashion that vaguely resembles hair) is waifu material. Look in a mirror and reevaluate your life.

>>29209821
In today's episode:
>anything cute is waifubait
>anything cool is barabait

Kindly off yourself

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Is this not Alolan Maractus?

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>>29210026
>>29210299
>>29210460

>>29214385
>anything intimidating is edgy
>anything unusual and cartoonish is yokaiwatch
>anything unusual and realistic is digimon
>anything normal is my mom's [blank]

>>29214050
Well it's armor, so I guess it depends on how she customizes it.

Didn't the Chinese leak hint at another waifumon?

>>29215615
They're all waifumons this gen. Even Salandit.

All of them.

>>29210694
Have your (You) and be gone

>>29210026
Dude just admit you fuck birds