>a solar flare could hit the earth and destroy all electronics

Make it happen, Nintendo

>>29192669
>Your mom could sit on your face and crush your entire skull before the demo

>>29192669
Don't do this to me OP,I've been looking forward to the datamining what feels like forever.Damn Nintendo announcing games so long before release.The demo will help with the waiting.

>>29192669
le ebin supervilcano maymay

keep watching ancient aliens faggot

yeah and my hemorrhoids could suddenly go nuclear

>>29192669
The supervolcano would only kill everyone in murrica cept florida

So Im fine :3

>>29193146
Correction: Would kill everyone in the Midwest, depending on wind patterns. Every else would just have to wear goggles and painter's masks for the next new weeks to avoid ash lung.

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>>29192669
>Oda could die before One Piece is finished.
You think you know fear, OP? YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT FEAR.

>>29192669
Statistically quite a few of us /vp/reons died somewhere between the SM announcement and today. Statistically some of us will die before 18th November. Stastically some of us will die today, only a few hours away from the demo. All the dreams and hopes they had from this illusion called life are now gone as they were swallowed by the endless void of nothingness where we non-existed for billions of years before being born and were we all slowly but surely march as we feed our rotting bodies corpse flesh and dead vegetables every day to stave off the final day of our sentience.

We all die alone. Our life is a cosmic accident. Who gives a shit? Whatever happens, happens

>>29192994
That is a scientific fact. It is still an active super volcano and can erupt at any point. The fuck does that have to do with aliens?

>>29192669
You dumbass, Obama starting WW3 is more likely than the shit you're spouting.

>>29193247
It's a myth made by the government to frighten people and make them easier to control.

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>>29193224
>implying Miura dying of dehydration for fapping too much to Comic LO and Idolm@ster without finishing Berserk and making Gritffith pay for all the shit he's done isn't a greater fear

>>29193276
/x/ called. They want you back.

>>29193276
Yes, because the government can do fuck all against a supervolcano.

>>29193287
/pol/ called. You need to open your eyes.

>>29193307
>implying /pol/ is anything other then shitposting retards.
Holly shit. I hope you're not serious.

>>29193224
Tell that to Berserk fans, we've been saying that about our comic for a decade.

>>29193224
How dare you say that?! Take it back!

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>A gamma ray burst could sweep across the Earth for even a second and completely fry all life in one fell swoop before the demo comes out

>>29193359
This, There's no end in sight and that waifu fag Miura is sitting around playing idolm@ster all fucking day.
One piece fags don't know shit.

>>29193487
It's really weird in perspective how fragile we are. All that technology, all those advancements, and yet we can all die in a fell swoop if a big meteor decides to randomly strike the earth tomorrow

>>29193227
*resheathes katana* heh.... i like the cut of your jibe.... wanna call a truce?

>>29193227
Rip Slarty ;_;7

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>>29193359
>>29193550
I honestly feel bad for you guys, being a JJBA fan is great since Araki is immoral.

>>29193227
I was planning to trade with an anon right before the Italy earthquake hit. They haven't been online since

>>29193227
Must suck for you mortalfags, eh?

>>29193629
Anon don't make have feels.

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>litten could evolve into a wrestler

>>29193279
Did he really die because of that?

>>29193670
These deep rhetorics, please stop!

>>29193721
Kek. I don't see how it will impact on us living?

>>29193279
> Griffith gets off scott free in Falconia
Cascafags BTFO

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>>29193247

>>29193842
shit, meant to respond to >>29193276

>>29192669
>Burgerland is Earth

You're cute

>>29192669
>the yellostone supervolcano could erupt and kill everyone on earth before the demo
No it couldn't. It'd at most, Kill the north western part of the US and some of Alberta

>>29193858
>>29193867
it'd definitely fuck up the northern hemisphere with the cloud of ash

>>29193287
This, I see /vp/ is channeling their inner /x/ today.

>>29193487
wouldnt we just all turn into Hulks?

>>29193880
I feel bad for you then

>>29193880
Absolutely. And that'd kill any and all air travel, sure, but we have ways to survive that sort of thing nowadays, especially when you consider humanity has already survived a super volcano despite only having sticks and stones at the time

>>29193247
Yes it exists but no, it's not going to erupt at "any point." Listen to literally any seismologist that isn't a doomsayer (so, any actual seismologist)

>>29193880
It'd just be a nuisance, we won't die for something like that anymore

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>>29192669
Good. Playing vidya was just a way for me to distract myself from the pain of living.

>/vp/ being geologists

>>29194002
Kisama! Such nihilist! I'm in too.

>>29193224

*Togashi will die before Hunter x Hunter even gets a new arc

Get on my level, fag

>>29193247
It is not simply randomly erupt. This is not how volcanoes works, they don't simply have all their magma ready to go and throw dices everyday to see if they are going to erupt or not. Also, Yellowstone erupting is not going to kill everyone, this is complete bullshit.

>>29194026
didn't you watch the scientifically accurate movie 2012?

>>29192669

>inland usa is everyone on earth

Americans..

>>29193622
>tfw Araki is actually DIO and will be killed by this universe's Jotaro before he finished JJBA

>>29194087
True this.

>>29193900
Let's say there's that 0.0001% chance that we all survive and turn into Hulks.
>crush the 3DS with your newfround strenght
There's no end to the nightmare.

>>29192669
Everyone here is retarded. The biggest threat to us playing S/M is the US going full fucking retard and actually going to war with Russia, over literally nothing.

>>29193224
>the treasure is going to be friendship in the end

>>29192669
I'll be so happy when the Yellowstone goes off. Funniest thing is only America will get fucked lmao

>>29194379
I can see this shit happening

>>29194394
It will fuck up California right? No survivors? I have an ex-GF who moved there not too long ago. Would make my dick diamonds to know she gets BTFO

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>>29194433
I'm afraid not.

BUT the San Andreas Fault will fuck California up for good when it goes off.

>>29194444
>only fucks up Flyover states
And nothing of value was lost

>>29194459
America is a flyover country.

>>29194379
>>29194429
No, Oda said in an interview he wouldn't pull that shit. It's gonna be an actual thing.

>>29194022
You slut, I love HunterxHunter too, but Togashi is notorious for his hiatuses, so getting your hopes up is stupid. Anyway, Yyh is my baby, and that's ended and got an amazing dub. So.

>>29194506
An actual physical object that is embodiment of friendship.

>>29194444
>the shittiest states survive.
The pornstars get to live so that's a plus, I guess...

>>29192683
Hah, get it? Team Skull, your broken skull?
Also, your fat mother is relevant for once.

>>29192683
Her ass ain't that fat but I'd love it if she did that

>>29194551
>implying the shittiest ones aren't located near the kill zone
Volcano has good taste.

>>29194022
>>29194532
Togashi is the most likely to die due to already having health complications and leading an unhealthy lifestyle. I'm not saying HE WILL die, all I'm saying is he's more likely to die than Oda or Miura, although I could be proven wrong at any time.

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>Putin could start WW3 and cause a nuclear holocaust before release

>>29193224
I hope that's happening soon, juan pis shitter!

>>29194544
don't you dare.

>the sun will expand and fry earth before Pokemon G200XXHSSH883KAL and U93330LFJJJALL022 come out
>heat death will cause the universe to become cold and empty before Pokemon H͚͉̲͓̘̬̮E̫̤̙͉̙E̶̪͖̤̘E҉̯͙̺̼̬̪̠E͓͕̥̺̯T̲̞͈͍S͞H̨A͓̰̣͖N̵̬̝̟̠̩O͖͓̲̣̦̩̼P̢͔͖É͕̝͖̫̙͕̭R̝̹̬̼͎̼̝L͙͔̘̙̣̤̭L̠̫̘̩̺̘ͅL̨̬̠N͏̜̣̦̰ͅZ͖̬̬̻̣I͔̣̻͔̬̜͢A̗ and Pokemon J͕͞E͘E͙̝͔̳T͎̜̬̠̕Ṋ͉̲̖A͕͞L̼͓͢O̙̝͔̻P̺̞̬͈̬E̱͎͚̫̳R̙I̸͈͎A̞͚̜Ĺ̙Z̛̺̦͔̪̱Ę̬̱͖͍̖̖C̛̖̙̺͕͎̮H̦̙N̸̮͙͙̳̩̻I͞O̧̩Ǹ̮̦ come out

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>>29193811
Not yet, but he should definitely lay off IM@s and Comic LO.

>>29193840
I'm at a loss for words.