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>>29179685
>Chimchar
Go live in the jungle I guess

Spinda, I try to get drunk to see what happens

Girafarig is alright, I guess. Some asshole is inevitably going to try and dissect me for science, so I'm fucked.

>Espurr
Roll around in some dirt, find a cardboard box, sit in it on a street corner and hope I get adopted by a loving and wealthy family.

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>>29179685
A vulpix

Pls leave my sweet ass alone

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The. Fucking. HELL.

>>29179685
>Foretress
commit sudoku

>>29179685

>darmanitan

Uh... I dunno I mean I already live in Baltimore so I guess I'd just fit in by being a hot-headed monkey.

>>29179685
>tfw someone in your country signs literally as "mewtwo"
cringe

>mantyke
Suffocate because no water. Or fly

>Metapod

Wait until I become a butterfree or some shit.

>>29179685
>Terrakion Find some Wiccan fucknuts to worship me, maybe?

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>Dialga
Welp.

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pssshh...nottin personnel

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At least I can maneuver at high speeds!

>omastar

Litterally tentacle god, not bad

>>29179791
you can literally warp back to the pokemon world

>mega Tyranitar
Whatever I want to

Female Frillish

Well at least I'm a pretty girl and get my own deep sea rape cave. I'll probably be fine.

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the fuck am I supposed to do
there's no being subtle on this shit
>wake up right after the transformation
>bed's broken
>can't get out of my room without breaking stuff because the door frame is so small
>3rd floor, only stairs
>steps down, somehow
>right next to the street where people transit
>close enough to the ocean, might be able to figure something out
>get to the docks
no honestly no idea what the fuck I'd do like this

>Barboach
Probably dry up and die in a day because I can't flop to water.

Flygon

So I guess I fly to the nearest desert

>>29179685
>reuniclus
Well, I have psychic powers and can finally reenact tentacle porn with my gf, but I have to avoid grates and submetsion in large bodies of water for the rest of my life.
Fair trade.

>Pelliper

Vomit water on people who tread on my fucking beach

>Mega Diancie

I'd probably make many precious rock to give my family wealth. Then proceed to exile myself far from everyone because I became a faggot

>Charmeleon
Shit

>zorua
I guess I'll try to steal shit with illusions.

>>29180215
Good luck on not being captured and taken hostage by DeBeers.

>>29179685
>transform in
>Chile
>>>/Hispachan/
Got Suicune btw

Gallade. Err...

>Pikachu
Easy Mode: The Game

Trubbish.

I guess I live in a garbage dump now.

>Wobbufett

Not sure how to feel about this.

>>29179685
>Mega Sableye
Being a fucking nightmare fuel somewhere?

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Got Cryogonal
Think i just go chill somewhere else

>Bunnelby
Nah, I'll be fine.
Unless I become...

>Diggersby
Wow, that would be like that one Wallace&Grommit movie.
Does that mean I become human again, then?

>>29179685
>Palkia
do dragon shit i guess

>Treecko

Go live in a tree or some other shit that geckos do

>Mega mewtwo Y
Great, i guess i will wonder around the world now, and then live in a lonely island... at least i got cool as fuck phychic powers!

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Please, PLEASE..PLEEEEEEAAAASSSSSSEEEE KILL ME NOWWWWW

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>29179685

>Gyarados
God fucking dammit, I really need my arms. Whatever. At least I can rent myself out as a parade float or carnival attraction. Maybe hire myself out to do some deep sea exploration.

>metang
I guess I get hype for Halloween? That and literally whatever I want cause I'm a floating psychic tank

Volcarona . Avoid pebbles and become worshiped as a god

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say goodbye to my arms
and be cute

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>>29181316
>mismagius
I would try to spook people.

>Archen

If I can talk I gess I would be preaty good at the jewtube.

>>29179791
give me that Hoopanite

>Nosepass
Uh... I can disguise as a Moai? I guess?

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FEAR ME

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help

diancie

uh, i suppose ill just stay the fuck away from humans as possible, ill end up on the black market in a million pieces if i dont

>Groudon
OH SHIT!
First I will conquer the world bringing in a new era of heat!

Then I will go to Billy's house and beat him up for calling me a nerd!

>>29181670
With that terrible moveset, you'd need help.

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>>29179685
It isn´t that bad

Emolga.
I think i'd be cheek rubbed by some child

>Shinx

Fuck, I'm adorable, but ineffective. Assuming I still have human intelligence, but can't talk, the first order of business is try and convince my fiance who I really am before someone else finds me.

Also I usually sleep with the door closed, so that's gonna suck if I get trapped in my own god damn room all day long.

Why couldn't I have become something with actual hands?

On the plus side, at least I get cool electric powers.

>Modest Ralts
Try to never evolve

>>29179685
>Gentle Delibird
I'M MOTHERFUCKING SANTA

>roselia
not too bad but I don't have hands anymore, I wouldn't need to sleep or eat that much though because I'm a plant.

I could probably become autistic youtube famous by pretending to be a flower in a garden and then jumping out to scare people.

>Zorua
I use the power of illusions to appear human for the rest of my life, idk

>>29181700
it's called a movepool, fag

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Perfect disguise, I'd probably haunt the locals and freeze stray animals for my amusement.

Or since I'm female now, become a pornstar.

Throh,welp time to practice judo the rest of my life

>>29179685
Krokorok. I'd probably just start digging holes and causing mischief.

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Fug

>>29179685
>Purugly

FML

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So I wake up trapped in my dorm room, probably having crushed everything in it. fuck. The question becomes whether I can actually get out.

>>29179685
>Scyther

I'm taking to the sky and cutting some shit down.

>>29179685
Pidgeot. I'd fly up high so people wouldn't be able to easily tell how fuckhuge I am (like 5 feet tall) then fly at Mach 2 out to somewhere secluded I guess. I could probably fly pretty damn far in a short amount of time, so I could get pretty much anywhere.

>>29182346
Just use Dragon Ascent. No building could withstand that.

Jirachi
I guess I'll fly around granting wishes for good little boys and girls.

>Lucario
b-but i don't want to be furbait

>>29179685
>Lonely Zweilous
Be a hermit. OK.

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>Being fabulous
>Flying around for no reason

>Electrode
Um

>>29181525
What if you end up scaring someone who was busy masturbating and he thinks mismagius' are cute.

>>29182234
I'd take care of you :3c

>>29182369
So I get out. Then I guess I try and figure out how to use various attacks. Next I go kill ISIS and other monsters. After killing shit, I fly around ending droughts in Africa. Finally, I fly to NASA/MIT/Oxford etc to see if anyone can figure out how the fuck I'm physically possible.

>>29183762
Ill suck his cock

>>29179685
I got Wartortle. That's okay, I'm a pretty well-known Pokemon. I guess I'd go surfing?

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I'm not sure what this entails

>>29179685
>Whimsicott
Comfy Pokémon goes off to live in the comfy woods

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Mow the lawn for GBP and tendies for eternity.

>>29184068
You get 1000 arms

Bumpan

>>29184068
Another Arceus has already created everything so you only have to do llama shit.

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>>29179685
>tfw swellow
I mean I would probably be mistaken as a new bird species if discovered rather than people freaking out over something else, like a Charizard or something.

I only have two concerns, though...

1: I don't have opposable thumbs anymore. Can't fap. Can't use computer. Life basically ruined.
2: I will probably be shot by some retarded redneck.

>>29186395
>Can't fap.
Shouldn't be too much of a problem. You'll be drowning in bird cloaca.

>>29179685
>Zweilous
I obliterate my laptop, phone, and most of my sketchbooks, then make my way to the mountains and fight bears and mountain lions and shit until I evolve into a badass death hydra. I will become a legendary cryptid.

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>Stunfisk

Well, I lost.

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>>29179685
>Munna
>literally my favorite pokemon
I don't care how anyone reacts, I'm going out in the world and gorging on literally everyone's dreams and force them and everyone else to watch their dreams in public the following morning.

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>>29179685
>turn invisible
>fly to Venice
>steal people's spaghetti

>>29179811
Chileans are the worst nostalfags in the whole world

>Slowking
i get neat psychic powers

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>Mega Fug
I wouldn't be even mad.

pic related

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>>29181535
>Hoopanite

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>>29186491
>dragons in legend steal gold
>dragons in real life steal spaghetti

>Vanillish
>in this fucking tropical country
I would die before anyone freak out.

Brave Chimecho.

Stay at home and code everyday for the rest of my life.
Not much has changed

>>29186633
Wouldn't you want to go to a quest to slay a dragon and steal its spaghetti stash?

>Blaziken

That's not to horrible. I can still do most things. Only that I'm like a chicken man thing now that can breath fire.

>>29179685
>Dusclops

At least im a ghost and can hide easily. I guess I'll spend my life scaring children who misbehave and guide lost souls to the other world.

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>>29186674
I'd prefer going to it's restaurant and ordering spaghetti.
Don't want to risk it and become ragu.

I hate these threads. they always give me a false sense of misguided hope and when nothing happens it drives me closer to necking myself.

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>>29179685

Would probably talk to someone through my psychic powers ~ or just run to the nearest lake and make a living

Durant

>>29179685
>groudon

Fuck dude, probably drop out of school and try not to kill everyone around me by accident

>Arceus

DELET ROWLET

>>29179685
>Chansey

Uh... permeate the egg market?

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R8

>>29179685
>Mega Pinsir

Fly to a remote location and shitpost I guess...

>>29179685
>Bisharp
Sweet. I'd either get a job on a Tokusatsu (power ranger-esque) show or become a vigilante.
I'm also impervious to bullets so that's awesome.

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>>29186674
Do I have a choice?

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>>29179685
i dont even know what this is

>>29179685
>mega sableye
Hide in the sewers and steal shit from other people

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>>29179685
>mega venusaur
just go to a greenhouse lmao

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>>29187603

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>bold Lugia

Well, i dunno. If i wake up at my house, my mother would probably be scared as fuck almost going crazy.

I'm a cop and frequently need to stay overnight, or sleep at work so, if that shit happened at job, i would have serious problems of people freaking the fuck out and heavy weaponry shooting at me. I'm a fucking almighty legendary being, however, and those Peebles wouldn't do shit to my multiscales.

After controlling the situation, i would use my psychic Powers to comunicate with my mother and explain things.
I would make high use of my smogone nature and, even without another pokémon around or an actual challenge, i would train the fuck out, minmax the right evs, get strong and, aftee that, rob a federal reserve or something, bringing everything down with my aeroblasts and killing every fucking one that was inside or that tried to stop me, just because i'm a fucking fish-bird-dragon and i can. After that, give the money to mom, promise to keep contact and leave to adventure.
I would fly around the world, ravage through war, destroy Israel because fuck yes, travel deep down and see all beautiful things at the sea and use my advantage of not giving a fuck about pressure to investigate mariana trench, obviously using my psychic Powers to check far away from my surroudings... We don't know what the fuck is down there.
I would travel and show my mother all beautiful places, see cool things, give her the good life until her last day and, after that, probably claim a Island and start a New city or such with a cult full of cute girls and lolis worshipping me with neverending love and admiration, telling them about the horrible things of the world outside.

Sometimes, i would go to said world just to trash about. I would mainly have aeroblast for destruction, roost to recovery and to give humana despair when they see that the furious beast is not even scratched after hours, the other ones would always be changing.

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>>29186491
Fellow Latios here, let's fug

>>29179777
>not using psychic powers to rule the world

enjoy being euthanized cause no real person wants a down syndromy looking dirt cat.

>>29179685
>Deoxys

I'mma glass the middle east. ISIS will be WASWAS.

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>>29188024

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I'm a dog

>>29179685
>basculin
I'm fucking dead.

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>>29179685
Anyone wanna fug?

>Whismur

Eh. Not something I'd want, but I'm okay with it.

>bulbasaur

Contemplate how it's simultaneously lucky that I got pokemon #001 and misfortunate that I got a Gimpy/juvenile mon.

Use vines for shenanigans

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>>29187767
Same here brother
>wake up
>half of bedroom is taken up by my glorious body
>can't fit through door frame
>squeeze down narrow hallway into living room
>parents probably shit themselves at the mere sight of me
>break front door trying to get out
>use my telepathic powers to talk to them
>say it's just me
>fly off no fucks given
>can literally travel where ever I want to go
>spend rest of days either living in an autumn forest in Japan, sea cave near some popular beach resort on an island, or in isolation in some place filled with snow
Sounds amazing

Hasty Aegislash cutting some shit

>Trevenant
I'll just stay in my apartment until Halloween, then make my way to the nearest forest. I'd continue moving across the country by night far away from the roads until I got to a suitably spooky forest.

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>Mawile
I don't know

>quiet anorith
In gonna get squashed

>Sneasel
Time to join forces with a no-nonsense detective and solve crimes.

>>29179685
I did this for memes and I got Ditto

Literally best option.

>>29191666
You could be the next zodiac killer with ditto

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>>29179685
I cannot be stopped.
I become a superhero.

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>Electivire
I don't want to be enslaved as a living generator!

Got hasty Golem, gonna roll around and get me a cave with wifi

Rhyhorn

Guess kill myself as I become dumb as rocks and lose any ability to even remotely type

>>29179685
>Persian

Maybe I can find a qt girl who likes cats just like the girl I liked ;_;

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Swablu.

I just fly around being the happiest bird in the world.

>>29188024
I
...
It took me a second

>>29179685
>Herdier
I'm literally my mom's dog

>>29179685
>Milotic

I'm...beautiful...

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>>29179685
>Cofagrigus

>>29180162
just dig to the center of the earth and take a long ass nap

>>29180162
>Primal Groudon
>bed broken
>3rd floor
>stairs

I'm not sure you grasp the fact that you are a fucking huge ass entity. If you spontaneously turned into that fat fuck you'd have already destroyed your house and squashed anything in it that wasn't you.

>>29179685
Moltres

Gonna burn all the bitches
And poop fiery shit on them heads

>>29179685
MASTURBATE

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Well shit. I guess i'll try to find someone that plays pokemon and try to get them to either take care of me or take me to a forest or something.

>>29179685
>Lillipup

I'll be just fine.

>>29184851
1000 arms to jerk the world

>spewpa
i'd want to hide in the nearest forest, but since i couldn't even reach the door handle, i'd just stay in my room until someone finds me and sends me into some laboratory for research.

>>29179685
>toxicroak
Go fuck with some people and become a cryptid.

>>29179685
>froslass
There's only one thing I can do.
Go into snowy mountains and spook the fuck out of travelers, I guess. Which isn't the worst life, all things considered.

I'd be a real, bonafide cryptid. Neat.

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Due to my newfound Brave nature, I'd somehow come to terms with the sudden change and attempt to gain world fame from being a pokemon / starting a singing career.

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>>29179685
I'd bide my time until I evolved into a Roserade.
Then? No idea. I got nothing. Sexy time with furries? Do furries fuck plants?

>Ledian
nah fuck this at least I can fly around, imma go live innawoods eating berries and stuff forever, spooking underages drinking in said woods

Luvdisc.

Cry. (and then probably suffocate because I'm not in water)

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Yay

>Tyranitar
Not too bad

>Ho-oh
Spend the rest of my days being a magnificent rainbow bird flying around spreading wonder

>Foongus
I never thought about being a mushroom before

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This generating random pokemon stuff is great. Reminds me of the time I secretly recorded my little sis masturbaiting. I left my laptop webcam on in her room when I was away.... Simpler times

>Beedrill
Time to fuck shit up

>>29194338
You know you now have to post proof of that, right?

>>29179685
>granbull

Fug. I'm a gay dog man now

>Arceus

I never thought about being a god before.

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>Croconaw
Pretend I'm a caveman

>Joltik
I'm afraid of my own kind and so huge that humans are likely to try to kill me. At least I can defend myself from natural predators thanks to the electricity.

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omw to fuck ur bich xddd

>Gastly
Not bad, i guess I'd spook people and spy on all the sexy m'ladies

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>enough psychic power to crush entire fucking trucks
I can dig it.

>Timburr
guess I'll build some houses

>Zoroark

I could live with that. Depending if I can keep my voice, no one would ever have to know my secret.

>skiddo
Do cute goat things and take naps.

>tfw wake up as an over 6 foot tall deermon
>tfw can't funpost on the chins anymore due to hooves
>tfw don't know how to innawoods

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>>29195369
>Not using your powers to play quad guitars

>>29195638
Find some pajamas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfxUt9UM0nc

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Fug, forgot to include pic related.

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Feelin' spooked right about now. I had a dream about this exact scenario the other night, with this exact 'mon.

POST3

POST7

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>>29195711
heyy its me ur trainer

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i quite literally have no idea wth i would do

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Fuck.

>>29195837
Flail noodlearms.
That's what I'd do.

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>petilil
Become a waifumon and awe people with my cuteness

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I think I played a game about something like this.

>>29192185
Is that smd?

>>29196255
Yup.

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>Smeargle

I GUESS I can deal with being able to paint shit all over the place.

With no other pokemon to copy moves from, I'm practically useless.

Aka pretty much the same as I am now.

>>29179685
>Grumpig
Use Psychic bullshit to convince everyone that I'm a human.
>>29180162
>Desolate Land
Everything within a wide radius of you is dead and it's all your fault.

>>29179685
>Pikachu
Move to Japan.
Make money fuck bitches.

God damn I wish I was a Pikachu now.

>>29192360
I live in a house that is roughly 5x larger than a normal house. It's like a dollhouse but for people.

>>29197417
If you have your room in the third floor, take for granted that if you turn into Groudon you'll be instantly on the first floor in the most painfully rough way possible and crushing everything below.

>Munchlax
Probably just go back to sleep. Won't be long until I evolve back into myself anyway.

>>29183604
>make a fortune off of generating giant diamonds between your hands

>>29179685
>Yveltal

Everyone I know and love is now dead.

>Ditto
This is gonna be fun.

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>>29179685
I indiscriminately kill every human

>Wigglytuff
Hop along trying to search for food and maybe look cute to bystanders(?)

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>>29179685
I spam my cry until I die

>rayquaza
Somehow say good bye to my twin and family before slamming myself through the front door and up into freakin lonely ass space.

>>29197869
You could always become a hero and find out what the Black Knight is.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Knight_satellite

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Literally me; go walking around in alleyways, wear shades on at night, and look real intimidating.

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>>29198056
i will find you and rape you

>>29198178
cool, you want my address?

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Who would stop anything I'd do?

>>29198319
>fairy plate
haha, gay

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>>29179685
>Shaymin
give zero fucks, fly to a tropical island somewhere and live in peace, reward any nearby peoples with massive crop yields for kindness

>>29198319
GAY

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They probably wouldn't react.

>>29197937
Oh-yah do that and solve many more of life's mysteries about space.

I got Bidoof. Nothing would change, no one would still like me.

>Misdreavus
Wew lads

Do anything because qt ghost

>>29186526
Hello fellow slowking

>>29179685
>(Mega) Slowbro
Welp...

Lileep I am extinct and I want to stay but they pull me back out from death. The pollution from modern time is slowly driving me mad. Life is hell.

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Mixed feelings.
On the one hand, I can summon blizzards to cover myself and freeze nerds.
On the other, I'm high level furbait so I better avoid people like >>29198178

>Zapdos
Well, I guess i'd start by becoming king of birbs
Then i'd probably hoarde/steal all the electricity in the world, slowly taking away technology from the world
Then kill any challengers, of course

>>29202459
Oh shit, i'd also electrocute every ugly person who i happened across

>Zoroark
Go along living my life with illusions, only I guess I'm mute now.

>palkia
I AM SPACE DICK
FEAR ME