Your favorite Pokemon becomes real and obedient to you, but you

>>29177331
No thanks I chose life.

>>29177331

Why are you posting fake images, OP?

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>>29177331
I'm sure Chansey could heal my mental scars afterward, so yes.

It's just a bunch of spiders. I don't see the big deal, I mean, hardly any human actually dies from even the most "dangerous" of spider bites, the potency of our venom is highly exaggerated.

>>29177447
>our

They're just Garden Spiders.

How slowly do I have to walk?

>>29177331
My favorite pokemon is Xerneas so, uh. Absolutely, I'd be fucking immortal.

>>29177331
I have severe arachnophobia.

No.

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>>29177447
>there are spiders posting on /vp/
>RIGHT NOW

gardevoir and not because of pokephilic reasons

>>29177331
How does that even happen? Like how fucking long were those cars parked there for.

i will find another way

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>>29177331
See you in the ER, guys.

>>29177331
None of those appear to be venomous, so sure.
Hell I'd do it for 20 bucks.

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>>29177447
>the potency of our venom

>>29177331
Why would I want to bother those spiderbros?

Seems like a dick move to just plow through their nest like that. t. someone whose favorite pokemon is galvantula

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>>29177447
>our venom

>>29177544
THIS

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>>29177447
You're either an Otherkin or those movies about animals being intelligent in secrecy are real. I want to believe the later.

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>>29177447
>our
You revealed one of your eight hands too early, arachnerd.

>>29177626
>>29177447
SPIDERS GET OUT

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>>29177777

>>29177777
WITNESSED

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>>29177732
>otherkin
nigga this best be unironic

>>29177777
Checked.

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>>29177447
>>29177777
spruder slayer get

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>>29177777
nice

>>29177777
spiders blown out of existence

>>29177447
you can't reason with mammalfags

>>29177544
I don't even have arachnophobia and there's still no way I'm going within a mile of wherever that image OP posted is.

I'd do it. I'm chill with spiders. Probably be a pain in the ass to get the webs out of my hair later, but worth for a cute Gible.

>>29177331
Nope. Instead I would get some sort of flamethrower and just burn them all to death.

>>29177331
I wanted a pet Tarantula as a kid,so yeah,I'd do it.

>>29177447
Hello,spiderfriend.

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>>29177868

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>>29177331
Only for Gardevoir

>>29177447
>>29177777
this thread just went from 0 to 100

By no protection, does that mean just our usual clothes for this time of year, or completely naked?

Either way, yes. Here I come Chespin

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>>29177331
Even with a full thick body suit that wouldn't allow even air to enter i would doubt to get through that

>>29177544
>>29177866
If i were the dude who was taking the photo i would be standing on 1 leg and watching my feet every second trying to stomp or run from any of those fuckers that may be around

To have a swamp monster all I have to do is walk through some spiders? Yes.

Cars aren't exactly tall. So I would just have them over my legs and stomach. No worries about them in my face.
Could just get a shower after.
For a drifblim yes.

>>29177980
killing living things just because you think they are freaky? your an asshole

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>>29177447
>our

>>29177331

Easily.I don't mind spiders.

>>29177447
>our venom
I'm scared /vp/

>>29177868
This one.I'd do it for Chespin.

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>>29177777
NO

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>>29177447
>our

>>29177331
100%.
I'd walk through it at a snails pace, nude, if Mawile could be real.
daughteru not waifu

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>>29177777

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>>29177447
>our venom
Go away spoder

>>29177777
t. spider

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>>29178157
>>29178074
>>29178032
>>29177829
>>29177757
>>29177732
>>29177673
>>29177545
>>29178217
Don't worry Anons, I've got you covered!

>>29178226
>ant & cockroach killer

dumb humans

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>>29177447
>our
There are spiders, right now.
In this very thread.
Postan.

>>29177447
Please go back to your own web

>>29178226
>ant & cockroach killer

You're gonna need a bigger boat

>>29177331
Not really. Having a Skarmory would be neat but I don't have space for it in my house, and there isn't much I would be able to do with it in a world with no other Pokémon. I imagine it would get rather bored as well.

Now if it was any Pokémon I can chose, I'd do it, and pick Malamar or Hypno. Having the power to control people would prove pretty useful.

I would walk through the web to A6Z7QL52HPHSKK46.

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>>29178290
OK, is this good?

>>29178326
Now you're playing with power!

>>29177447
>our
If you really are a spider, post a photo of yourself.

>>29178292
Holy shit anon thank you. I don't think the codes are even being distributed in my country.

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>>29177447
>our

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>>29177777
spiders immolated

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>>29177777
yes!! spiders lost

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>>29177447
>our
well shit.

>>29177447
Eight eyes and you still managed to not see your mistake, spiderfag.

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>>29177447
>our

Just use a flamethrower.

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>>29177447
>our

I would if they aren't venomous. It feels itchy when they crawl all over you but other than that I don't really mind spiders.

However I'd feel bad to some degree. The poor little spiders would have to knit their webs all over again!

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>>29177447
>our

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>>29177447

We're on to you, Rachnera.

>>29177447
n NOOOO
REEEEEEEe

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>>29179716

>>29179565
They'd have to anyways when the cars get moved

>>29177447
Legs or gtfo

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>>29177447
>Our

>>29177777
Thank you anti-spider digits.

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>>29177777

>>29177447
>>29177777
Just when I was getting over my fear of spiders

Welp, now I have two reasons to leave vp. Spiders and demo data mine spoilers

>>29177331
as long as they are none venomous or poisonous and won't kill me.

>>29177447
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

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>>29177447
>our venom

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>>29177447
>>29177777

really now

>>29177331
I would if it was survivable, OP

>>29177331
I don't need to. See, I already went through it, and my first command to Dialga was to go back and be subservient to the me that hasn't gone through spider hell yet.

>>29177544
>>29177980
This and this.
I already flinched when I looked at this and am currently trying to be as far away from any wally as possible, wtf, who can take such a picture?

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>>29177447

>Our

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>>29177447
>obligatory reaction image

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We can't stop here. This is spider country!

>>29177447
here, have a (you)

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>>29177447
>our

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>>29177447
>our

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>>29177447
>our venom

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>>29177447
>our

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>>29177447
>our

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Could Mozart really be a spider after all these years?

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I need it!

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>>29177447

>>29177447
this is the second time this happened today
See: non-meme autistic >>29179863

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>>29177447
>our

>>29177331
I like spiders and I'm not afraid of even poisonous ones so sign me the fuck up. The only bugs I'm kinda scared of are ladybugs but since they're harmless I would still swim through a pool of ladybugs to get my favorite pokemon.

>>29185773
>poisonous spiders
Gee, better not choke on them!

>>29185773
Those fuckers bite. I'd almost rather take a bunch of crawling spiders than a horde of murderous ladybugs.

>>29185789
*venomous

Why are there so many grammar Nazis

>mfw favorite pokemon is a spider

>>29185773
>pool of ladybugs

never give me that imagery again thanks

>>29185884
Spinarak/Ariados or Joltik/Galvantula? both are top tits

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>>29177447
>our

>>29177447
put me in the screen cap

haha

>>29177331
So die and get no pokemon or don't die and get no pokemon.

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>>29185884
Which one?
How many spider pokemons are there anyway?
All I know is Spinarak and Ariados, but I didn't pay attention to pokemons for quite a while, no idea whats going on in like three newest gens or so.

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>>29185991
there's also this qt

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>>29177447
G-Galvantula, is that you?

Honestly, though, it's true that we really exaggerate the dangers of spiders.

If you were to walk through that, it's more likely the spiders would run away from you out of fear than attack you.

#ProtectSpiders2016

>>29185885
image the walls of your house lined with pill bugs

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>>29177447
>our

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>>29186211
pillbugs are cute though

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>>29186118
>being this much of a spiderfag

>>29186246
Oh no, I agree that they're cute but just imagine the walls of your house lined with a layer of them. Or cockroaches if you prefer. I'm just trying to give the anon who didn't want more imagery more imagery.
>>29185885

I'd do it if it meant I got to have a Weavile

>>29186246
You know those thin but wide and long wood-like boards that you may find on the back of the cheep wardrobes?
I had a basement with those laying on the floor.
3 days ago I decided to get rid of them to make a space for something.
There were dozens of those guys under them, and not cute ones either.
Every single about 1cm long, all pale gray and sickly looking from the lack of light.

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>>29177447
>our

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>>29186402

>>29185862
that's not grammar you dolt.

>>29177331
I'd fly over the little bastards on my Giratina

>>29186302
but.. I AM that anon

>>29186402
Sounds cute

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>>29177447
>our venom
Holy fucking shit hold me I'd scared.
>>29177544
My hair sticks up naturally whenever a spider is in the same room as I'm in.
>>29177777
SAVIOR!

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Found this on tumblr.

>>29187785
the dangers of le ebin screencap posting

>>29187785
why are you on tumblr

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>>29177331
If they aren't vemonous: sure. If they are venomous, sure if I can not die and recover fully within a week.

People have done worse things for a rite of passage. You have to grow your balls somehow.

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>

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>>29177447
What's it like being an Aridos?

>>29187694
>there are now holes in your dishes
>you find that multitudes of wasps have made their nests in your dishes

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>>29177621

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>>29177331
As long as I can block my ears and nostrils while I do. Sure thing.

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>>29177331
>tfw ariados is your favorite pokemon

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>>29177447
>>29177777
Include me in the screenshot

>>29188140
They look too big to crawl in your nose or ears. Also no protection means no clothing. I hope you enjoy spider cock vore.

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Well... if these spiders are the same like the ones in my country...
>goes throught without any protection
>Take off all this shit after that
Well now... i should choose gardevoir or lilligant?

>>29177331
absolutely

I doubt the spiders would bother me: it costs a lot of energy to waste venom on something that they can't even eat

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>>29177621

>>29188335
>>Take off all this shit after that
No protection.

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>>29177447
>our venom

>>29177331
These seem like spotted orb-weavers/barn spiders. Not poisonous if that is right. Anyone confirm that's the spider?

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>>29188564
For reference, a western spotted orb weaver.

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>>29177331
I'll assume those spiders aren't poisonous.
So the minor bites and mental scarring will be worth it.

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>>29177447
>our
Didn't know spiders liked posting.

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>>29177447
>our

>>29177331
I didn't want a Gallade anyways.....

>>29177331
Yes, they're just spiders, they aren't going to bother you.

>>29188293
>Spider cock vore
Anon I actually hate you.

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>>29177447
>our

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>>29177447
>>29177777
>>29185958
>>29188290
i did it

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>>29177447
>spiders
>in my thread

>>29177331
I remember seeing this on /b/ years ago

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>>29179716
...so her vagina is also a blowjob? Or is that a trap?

>>29177331
As long as they don't fuse into a clown, I'm goog.

>>29189623
who even cares? would still smash

>>29177447
People like you are the reason why this planet has no future.
put me in the screencap please

>>29190033
2 late >>29189336

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>>29177447
>the potency of our venom is highly exaggerated.
>our venom

>>29188625
for a waifu like that i'd fight an army of them

>>29187863
>>29188625
>>29188564
All Spiders are venomous. However they are indeed orb weavers and can't kill you. However, its going to hurt like hell if you piss them off.

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>>29177447
I would do it. I wouldn't enjoy stripping my pants off in public afterwards, but in would do it.

>>29177447
>Our
WHAT.

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>>29189336
>missing over half the (you)s

You guys are too busy looking at other posts in this thread. You dont even realize that there is a simple solution to this puzzle.
The Op didnt say how fast you had to walk through and human beings have natural defenses. You just have to flick each spider away with your fingernail, the hardest and most weapon of any human body part. Then you cut the web with your fingernail. Then you do the next one. Its simple really. Besides a bigger danger exists, there are probably ticks around in that grass. You cant just flick them off like weak spiders, you have to let then suck your blood until we are full.

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>>29192542
>we
ANOTHER ONE?

>>29192542
First of all,
>cut the web with your fingernail
Shits sticky yo, you be dragging it all behind you.

Also,
>flick all spiders
>all spiders crawling on the ground
>have to walk on them barefeet
no thank you

>>29177331

having your favorite pokemon doesn't matter if you're dead retard

>>29188625
>Cute waifu + never having to buy plane tickets anymore
Sign me in.

>>29177331
That's not a dare. That's a Tuesday.

>>29195422
Stralia, please.

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>>29177447
>our

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>>29192542
>you have to let then suck your blood until we are full.
>we
STOP

>>29177447
>our

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>>29177447
>there are spiders posting right now
>on my board

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>>29177447
this meme is years old and people still try to make it cap-worthy
.
.
.
put me in the ebin screencap

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>>29177447
>our venom

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>>29177447
>our
I guess this is why they call the internet "the web"

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>>29177621

Arachnaphobes are pathetic

>>29177331
Eh, a Flamethrower can take care of this.

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>>29177447
>OUR

>>29197552
Without any kind of protection you underaged edgelord

>>29177621
>>29188092
>>29188367
>>29197354
I love the language! It can be so ambiguous!

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>>29177447
Elise pls leave

>>29177331
Yes, without a second thought. The power to tear down mountains and bury rivers is worth suffering a few webs.

>>29177331
Does protection include clothing? Or is this in the buff?

I'd probably do it because I am not scared of spiders.

>>29197621
>Implying burning things with Flamethrower is "protection"
There is a difference between offense and defense.

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>>29177447
>Our

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>>29177777
this deserves an old school reaction

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Worth it

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>>29177621

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>>29177331
I'll just get him to earthquake all of the spiders on the floor

>>29177331
Are those spiders ground types? Because if they aren't then my UFO boy Magnezone won't give a fuck.

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>>29177447

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>>29177447

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>>29177447
>spiderposting

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>>29177447
>Our

>>29198538
He doesn't exist until after ou do this.

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>>29177447
>spiders have become intelligent enough to use the internet

>>29177447
haha funny post anon. good joke my human. theres no way spiders could use the internet though. I dont even have fingers for fuxks sake

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>>29196522

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