Why does this guy exist? Wallace Condomfarts and Steven Stalker

>>29158770
>Why does this guy exist?
To be my fucktoy

You do realize this isn't the champion right, He's essentially just the first gym leader, just replace gym leader with trial captain.

I don't remember Roark or Falkner ever following you around the whole game.

Because theres tons of cute girls this gen so we need cute boys too, duh faggot.

>>29158770
I want to put him in a maid outfit and peg him.
I mean, preferably he'd have white hair but you can't win 'em all.

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>>29158770
>Steven spends the entire game stalking a young child and giving him gifts
>Wallace becomes the champion in Emerald after "defeating" his boyfriend in bed
I used to think Steven was this cool prince-looking dude who gets all the girls and is rich. It turns out he's gay as fuck and lets Wallace buttfuck him every night.

My childhood...

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>>29158770
>>29158978
He wasn't that bad in the original games. In fact, he was the coolest trainer of all time. A gentleman and a true role model.

ORAS ruined him. He keeps appearing out of nowhere and pretending that he's not intentionally stalking you. He comes off as an obsessed molester every time. He even tries to rape you in Latios' deserted island where nobody can see a thing.

His modern design and gestures are also more feminine and his frienship with Wallace is a lot more obvious, to the point where they do seem like butt-buddies.

And it does't even make sense because he stalks the female MC too. What the fuck is he after?

>>29159197
>implying Steven doesn't do both

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>>29159197
May's butt isn't that different from Brendan's. She's still a preteen girl. No wonder Steven wants to fuck dat boyish ass too.

>>29159197
> bisexuality doesn't exist

>>29159358
>implying she's preteen with tits like that

>Steven
>Gay

>>29159783
Explain why he won't stop stalking me and why he has a friend like Wallace.

>>29159812
Because he's your bro

He's canonically fucking Diantha too

>>29159358
Please, stop talking about May's embarrassing privates and bodily functions. Let's ignore the fact that she has a butt, ok?

>>29158770
There is literally nothing wrong with giving your nubile young body to Steven. Ancient Greeks did it all the time.

>15 posts
>no mention of Brawley
Now THAT's a gay character.

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>>29159197
>you will never have mega gay sex with wallace and steven

>>29158770
Homos get out of Pokemon.

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>>29159197
Steven wants your rocks all to himself. GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS OR BE STALKED FOREVARRR!

Fucking ORAS.

>>29160939
Thanks internet for showing me things I never knew I wanted again.

>>29160939
Wallace looks like a classy slut.

>>29159197
>A gentleman and a true role model
The only gentleman and a true role model in gen 3 was Juan. Classiest motherfucker alive.

>>29159197
>Reaching just to shit on ORAS

Find something better to do

>>29159197

Steven's bi or pan you fucktard.

so when is there going to be porn of this character

>>29158770
>forgetting Bugsy

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>>29162117
Not soon enough

>>29161893
Juan was seriously awesome. Really sad he didn't make it into ORAS. I know they were RS remakes, but still.

ree

>>29158770
I really like a normal trainer

>>29162675
This nigga is anything but normal. He looks like the kind of queen who looks down on you and thinks you're beneath him when in reality he's just as bad as you since you both own 30 dragon dildoes and secretly frequent gloryholes and travel to different cities to blow old visiting businessmen

>>29162926
He's referring to the fact that Ilima's a Normal-type trainer, anon.

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>>29158770
>not wanting to ravage Steven

Fucking gaylord.

>>29158927

Give me your skype

>>29162926
That sounds awfully specific, anon.

>>29158978
>It turns out he's gay as fuck and lets Wallace buttfuck him every night.
If it's any consolation, Steven is the top most of the time. Wallace only takes over when he gets bored.

>>29158806
No, but Brock followed me around for a good while

>>29162926
Yeah, but Ilima is expensive. You probably do it for free.

>>29162968
Shut up. You're not better than me, fuckboy

>>29162997
Fuck you. He's a cheap whore

>>29159197
>not being such an alpha that you can make both men and women your bitch
get a load of this faggot, i bet you can barely handle girls

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>>29158770
>Fuck you, Steven. I'm not giving you my ass.

>>29162958
Why would you when he has those
awfully yellow teeth?

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>>29163069
Just put in Wallace and this would be perfect

He strikes me as a slut who's eager to please, but is still modest outside of the bedroom and polite to everyone. As long as you're relatively courteous and take the time to introduce yourself, he's down to take your cock or strap-on and is open to trying most of your kinks.

Does it for pleasure, not money, but ends up showered in gifts and affection anyway because he's so darn cute.

>>29163264
Living the dream

>>29163264
to be honest, that sounds like a bretty gud way to live

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He looks like a shiny lopunny

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>>29163485
One thing he isn't really open about is how hard he works to keep up his appearance. Another is that sometimes he does find himself wishing he had a "real" relationship (an S.O.) but he's never tried having one before and he doesn't know how to try or who to get closer to.

The kids who admire him don't know about his sexploits, but he doesn't feel any less worthy of their admiration because of them. He has a male Buneary and a Stufful whose aversion to being hugged he completely respects.

>>29163485
It does actually. Sounds good. Sounds like he gets tons of sex from everyone, so I doubt his ass ever feels lonely. Men, women. I'm not the kind of person who requires much human attention. But having the ability to get sex whenever you feel like it AND getting gifts for it sounds nice. I guess it would be like having female privilege without the con of having to deal with a vagina

>>29158770
That's a dude?

>>29163779
Yea, he's a girl while he's wearing a skirt tho.

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>>29158770
>"Latia/os has joined your party!"
>"Choose a Pokemon to send to the PC."
>Can't send Latia/os to the PC
>It's 10 levels below the rest of your team if you used the Exp. Share
>Latia/os is in a normal Pokeball when my balltism wants all Legendaries in Premier
now my living dex will look stupid! fuck you gamefrick!

I guess that the bright side is we could surf back to Mauville and box it ASAP, and we aren't forced to Mega-Evolve it like Lucario. Like, it almost feels optional to use Latios, like I'm allowed to have some vague sense of control over my adventure and which Pokemon I use. That I have control over that special moment, over which Pokemon I first get to Mega-Evolve. Imagine that, giving the player the power to choose their favorite Pokemon, instead of being told its Lucario.
I am still mad, but slightly less so, knowing that some kid somewhere got to choose their favorite Pokemon to Mega-Evolve first.

>>29163779
Yes, and?

>>29164399
>ASAP
Ultrahit for everyone right after Dharma!

>>29162087
"Pansexual" is not a real thing, it's just a special snowflake term for bisexual.

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>>29164399
>yfw all the island guardians are gifted to you in the exact manner as Lati@s as soon as you clear each island

>>29158806
Roark does show up again once to guide you in the underground.

>>29158770
Did you just assume his gender? Use the bunself pronoun, CIS scum!

Personally, I love Ilima. I can't wait to fight bun. Bun's a normal type captain, right? That's my favorite type, so that makes this character even better.

Go fuck bunself, OP.

>>29165937
I assumed that 'pan' essentially meaning being able to be turned on by anything.

like that guy dry humping the lamppost outside my apartment window.

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>>29166068
>mfw this is a real thing

>>29166087
>>29165937
Tumblr definition is the ability to become attracted to any human being regardless of/independent of their gender identity.

>>29166122
That is to say, being attracted to both males and females, the only genders.

>>29166087
I guess if it includes shit like bestiality it's worth having its own definition, then.

>>29166087
Not really. Bisexual means that you like both men and women. Pansexual means that you like men, women and all the bullshit genders like furself, bunself, chinself, princesself, faerself. I personally find it all hilarious.

http://nonbinary.org/wiki/Pronouns#English_neutral_pronouns

>Each child feeds coself.
LMAO

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>>29166225
>LMAO

If I was a flaming faggot, I would be upset at how Tumblr tries to turn gay characters into trannies with crazy sexual identities and with mental defects.

So Liam can't just be a faggot. Nope, can't simply prefer boys. Xhe has to be a lesbian pangalactic gargle transsexual who had autism, aspergers, add, bipolar disorder, schizophrenia, and colonic gastritis

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>>29166439
>Xhe
Triggerino.

>>29158770
I wonder what Pokemon he'll main.

>>29164399
>Balltism
You're automatically trash

>>29163696
This.
He better have one.
There better be porn of him and a male one.

>>29166439
I am a flaming faggot.
And I feel 100% what you are saying.

Tumblr is the worst.

>>29167093
>He meets a male Buneary as a child, both of them are pink so they're drawn to each othe
>It becomes his favorite and best Pokemon
>Ilima grows up, Buneary evolves into Lopunny
>Lopunny starts acting strange
>Ilima learns things from him

>>29167307
What kings of strange things could you learn from a pokemon?

>>29167511
How to be a god damn butt slut.

>>29167511
Trapping. Taking dicks repeatedly over a long period of time. Bedroom eyes. Deepthroating. Seductive poses. You know, standard lopunny stuff

>>29167849
By the time all those big, strong men and big, strong Pokemon figure out the truth, they're too turned on to care. Lopunny trains Ilima perfectly.

>>29159848
Please look up the word canon, I don't think it means what you think it means

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>>29158770
>Steven Stalker
My fucking sides.

>>29168058
In the dark, no one can see your dick

>>29160999
No, wasted trips.

All these femboys, who gives a shit. I want Kiawe to be gay.

>>29158770
He will be only in one island

>>29160402
> ORAS gives Brawly a tan and footshape shoes
> Matt loves Archie and other cute funny guys
> Matt and Archie are swol af
> Wallace is literally a stripper
Was ORAS the gayest game to exist

>>29158770
What's wrong with being stalked by Steven?

He's a nice gentleman who's really only after you if you're a girl.

>>29158770
I hope Kukui fucks him every once in a while

>>29160402
>enter Brawley's gym in ORAS
>reach the leader's room
>he's constantly doing... THAT, whatever it is
>he won't stop
>if I put my character in front of him, it looks like he's buttfucking me
>if I put my character behind him, it looks like I'm buttfucking HIM
Truly the gayest Pokemon game. Every male gym leader is a flaming faggot. Even Wattson looks like he's pissing all over the wall or something.

>>29168754
Rangu?

>>29168667
Not to mention Wally.

>>29163106
Way to ruin that pic for me.

>>29158770
>Wallace Condomfarts
I kek'd

>>29168907
God, that was terrible too. They obviously tried to make him seem cute and weak, but he came off as gay.

The way they tried to make his final battle really epic with that edgy tryhard music was absolutely cringeworthy. Especially because the game was easy as shit and you could kill all his pokemon in one hit.

Someone at Gamefreak is an autistic fuck.

>>29158770
Dude, like why complicate your life with these kinds of issues? Wanna /ss/?

>>29168944
Seeing wally in oras made me want to abuse him. He's so weak and frail and always blushing and being meek. Being all shy around you and looking so girly.

I don't care how straight you are or how much you hate guys. If your male instincts aren't telling you to destroy his boypussy with your dick and make him your wife, then you are certifiably gay. An actual faggot

Steven was always a flaming homo. ORAS did nothing wrong.

>>29165856
I want Veghesther dead.

>>29158770
Hes got a real pretty boy look I can see him slaying pussy and acting real suave.

>>29170064
>slaying pussy
I mean, maybe his own, but there's no way he's actually inserting his penis into anybody

>>29170126
Hes beautiful anon girls would love to ride him.

>>29158770
>Not letting a guy with a rock hobby fuck you up the arse and shower you with diamonds

What are you? Gay?

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>>29170126
>but there's no way he's actually inserting his penis into anybody
Yeah, I doubt that.

He'll be inserting himself into Chicken-chan every night.

>>29170182
>He'll be inserting himself into Chicken-chan every night
Maybe ass to ass

>>29170235
There's no way Chicken-chan would be so shameless as to have an ass. Do you really think shit would come out of such a perfect body? No way!

>>29170182
He's gay for Kukui

>>29170302
Well what else is her ass for if not for sex? She doesn't poop, so what else is it good for? I mean her vagina is for pee so she can't do ass to vagina. That would be weird

>>29170142
True - I would.

>>29170327
Pee doesn't come out of the vagina, anon.

>>29170329
You would, but he wouldn't. He's not interested unless you own a strapon

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>>29170235
Nope. She's riding him every night.

>>29166068
Original joke

>>29170340
Yes it does. Uteral lining as well. So that's extra gross.

>>29170345
Well, is he wearing a dildo harness or something? What's she riding on?

>>29169252
> make a qt boy your wife
> not gay
Denial isn't just a route in gen8s Egypt region

>>29168599
KIAWE IS HOT.... HOT

Illima is a twinky looking very feminine guy

Kukui is a hunky daddy-ish barechested masculine guy

Kukui has a lab very close to the MeleMele trainer school

Illima resides in that school

Coincidence? i dont think so

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>>29170358
Are you that much of a permavirgin that you think chicks pee out the vagoo?

>>29170358
His dick.
She's riding on his hard dick. He's going to impregnate her, anon.

>>29170369
Manliest thing you can do

>>29170400
Kukui/Ilima is the stepdad bangs his twink son while the wife is away ship already
Good taste famile

>>29170404
Squirting dildos can't actually impregnate anybody you know. It's nice to imagine that you're getting pregnant as you press the cum syringe and feel the load enter your anus, but its not real

>>29170455
Really? I've never thought much on the subject, but I always just assumed so long as reasonably fresh cum got up in there, fertilization was a possibility.

>>29170455
Neither is Ilima being a fag/girl.

He's a straight dude and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>29170487
It's fake cum of course. The cum line from bad dragon is the most popular choice. But you could substitute for any liquid.

>>29170498
I'm not sure I understand

>>29167108
Ditto. Tumblr made me self-loathing for a little while desu.

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>>29170369

Are we just going to ignore that Latios and Latias are some the ugliest, most retarded looking pokemon ever designed?

>>29170594
That honor goes to the mustaqueers and that cloud man trio that gets no respect, no respect at all.

>>29158770
Seriously, what´s wrong with most of you people here?

Why are most of you homophobic, intollerant and racist?

Pokémon is nothing about all of this, so why does it atrract people like you, who have serious problems?

Just stfu.

>>29166439
Holy shit, so true. Can't peacefully be a faggot nowadays.

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>>29161036
Not only is he a stalker but he also has all the resources on Earth to pursue you.

Fuck, Pokemon accidently came up with a concept more disturbing than Fifty Shades of Grey.

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>>29158770
Wait, that's a guy?

>>29170235
That sounds super hot actually.

>>29170432
>>29170400
>implying Mrs. Kukui isn't his Mommy too

>>29172228
A rich stalkers who wants Brendan/May's boyish booty. The true villain of the series.

>>29166144
Nice strawman, but, it doesn't. Bisexual does not mean you are attracted to someone independent of their gender identity- it means, solely, that you are attracted to two specific genders, generally male or female, and that means said gender identity can be a contributing factor in attraction. Pansexual means you don't give a shit about a person's gender- you are into them for appearance or personality alone. And whether you like it or not there are more than two genders- even if you deny Western additional genders, many cultures do have them, and there are intersex people if you insist gender and genitalia are intrinsically linked.

>>29173072
There is no Mrs Kukui. Illima is "mrs Kukui' at night and sometimes in school toilet

>people keep forgetting femininity in appearance in Japanese culture does not indicate homosexuality or being lesser as a man

Ilima isn't gay- at best he's bisexual or pan and is actually more probably straight.

If anyone in SM is gay, it's probably Hala or Kukui- even then they aren't overtly masculine enough. Crasher Wake is probably a closer fit.

>>29174010
This. Original Wallace's design is what Japanese people imagine when they think of a "womanizer" or a "Casanova", even though he looked gay as fuck to us.

>>29174010
> Kukui is gay
A thirsty gay can dream. After all Matt was gay in ORAS

>>29173920
So that ring is for his boiwife?

>>29174227
Possibly just a decoration, its not eveen gold

>>29174066
>>29174010
True, but okama exist as well so no one is really wrong here.

>>29174010
>if you are cute or feminine or flamboyant you are gay by Western standards
>if you are manly and buff you are gay by Japanese standards
So the only way not to look gay is to be fat and ugly?

>>29174066
I refuse to believe this.

>>29173311
>May's butt
>boyish
She's not 8, dude.

>>29174688
No that manly and buff shit is a myth perpetuated pretty much solely on this board it seems. There is more lenience with being skinny as hell there because obviously they aren't generally musclemen but effeminate is read as gay across all cultures. Muscle men are more novelty than anything and frequently used as jokes. Gay men in America are just as into muscles and it doesn't make muscles gay here. People really think Japan is still some Bizarroworld in the times of seclusion.

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>>29168541
No, the trips spoke truth. Gays are not welcomed in Pokemon.

>>29176313
Clearly you are wrong. You'll see when the demo comes out and we get a mini-game where Kukui jacks off a Mudsdale.

>>29176400
Well it does not have to be gay. Maybe Kukui needs to breed two Mudsdale.

>>29172151
No u

>>29176447
That's fair. I played the demo early and I just don't get why he uses his mouth to do it. Seems a bit much for a kids game but who am I to question the ESRB?

>>29176501
>I just don't get why he uses his mouth to do it
Some farmers do not have the proper equipment. So it is not gay.

>>29158770
Why would Gamefreak do this? Do they want to risk losing the SJW audience if something about this guy turns out to be offensive?

>>29177369
If only having two genders to pick won't stop them from buying it, I doubt he will.

>>29177369
It would be offensive no matter how "well" they did it because their dumb culture is inherently retarded.

It would be like that episode of csi where did the gamergate shit and all the sjw got mad because it made them look really really stupid

>>29173883
fuck off back to tumblr will you

>>29158770
What's the thing on his hand?

>>29177369
he's too innocent to be offensive

look at him
he's a sweetheart

>>29179156
mudsdale's cum

>>29179156
The literal cum of a literal mudsdale.

>>29179156
protective leather glove
ze got friction burns on zir hand from jerking off mudsdales too much

>>29159197
>He even tries to rape you in Latios' deserted island where nobody can see a thing.

You need to deal with some suppressed feelings anon.

Sophocles's gender isn't mentionned on the official website either and tumblrites aren't getting their panties in a twist. They just care because it's a pwecious pink haired character.

>>29168699
He's Kukui's cumdump. Whenever the professor needs to get his rocks off, he unloads in Ilima.

>>29173920
I can dig this.

>>29180388
Sophocles is ugly and probably has shit taste in Pokemon.

>>29158770
Literally triggerino.

You only hate Ilima because bun's a nonbinary tortured SOUL. Exactly what I expected from CIS scum LIKE YOU. Bun is a scholar and a gentleperson. I will NOT ALLOW you to talk shit about bun. Did YOU HEAR me?!

And before you say anything, I'll let you know that you have NO RIGHT to insult me or tell me to kill princesself. If you dare say anything of the sort, I'll LITERALY KILL princesself and blame you in my suicide note.

>people think Steven is a flaming homo
Seriously? It never even crossed my mind. Wallace was obvious, but this one?

>>29172151
Shut up nigger