One of my parakeets accidentaly hanged himself today.Can we have a birb pokémon thread going?RIP Django
RIP, I hope it's eating something delicious in bird heaven
>>29157327
Hold up. "Accidently" you say?
>>29157327
How does a bird hang itself?
Luge's a bird, right?
Damn, that sucks. My 8 year old parakeet died out of the blue a few years ago, so I know how it feels.
Shhh guys. Bird thread.
>>29157327
>accidentally hanged himself
uh,,, explain?
Non-flying birds too.
>>29157415
How indeed. Clearly something is not as it seems.
>>29157415
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>>29157478
Basically I have a huge-ass cage with 10 parakeets (now 9) that is built-in a wall. The wall has holes that I drilled into and fixed a few branches from a nearby tree so they have a place to rest and chat and shit.
A few weeks ago I made a cute swing for them to play on with a bit of string that I tied on one of the branches tied to the wall and another twig I found. Kind of rudimentar but got the job done. In less than a week all those faggots completely tore it apart, the strings being the only thing left. Django in particular loved hanging from the strings like he's Spider-Parakeet, hanging upside-down and stuff. He was the only one who did that and it was pretty cute.
I assume during the night he was playing on th string again, and accidentaly tangled it around his neck and suffocated to death. He was hanging from it this morning when I went to feed themI removed the string and used it to do a makeshift cross made of twigs. He's buried under a oak. May he rest in peace
I'm very sorry to hear that Anon.
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>>29157514
He's probably mad that the way his death was celebrated was to have a bird pokemon thread on 4chan. He hanged himself on purpose knowing that his owner was a faggot.
>>29157514
I'm sorry for your loss anon
>>29157514
sorry about it anon, that is pretty sad
>mfw it wasn't accident he hanged himself on purpose
I guess you could say Django became unchained from life
>>29157833
Why u do dis
>>29157514
Sorry OP, we wish the best for your birbs in the future.
LONG LIVE BIRBS
>>29157327
So sorry for your loss, Anon, as a bird lover I understand your suffering. You did everything for them with love, so don't push yourself, ok? you are awesome
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>>29157421
>implying wyverns are birds
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>>29158161
Oh Anon, you silly bird.
>>29158161
Every day until you like it.
Something's different about this bird, but I just can't put my finger on it.
>>29157514
He's in a better place now.
Friends
>>29157833
I'm laughing, but I'm still mad
>>29157514
He was to cute for this world OP, sorry for your loss
>>29157514
I'm sorry anon,but this is kind of funny.
>>29157327
My roommate's parakeets died and we buried them in the soul silver and heart gold boxes.
>>29157514
Well he's free now. Django uncaged.
>>29157514
I know you say it was accidental....
but how do we know that the other birds didn't do it. Maybe the had enough of Django's shit?
>>29157514
RIP Django
birbs
Do parakeets even have necks?
>>29157514
>the other birds watched their friend die
>they also probably stared at his lifeless body for hours until OP found him
jesus fuck that's metal as fuck, poor birbs
>>29159119
If birbs want each other dead, they don't fuck around. They will fucking destroy each other. One time when I was babysitting my neighbor's cockatiel, my bird went berserk on its ass. He had stayed over several times before without issue and they seemed to get along fine, but this time was different. My bird chased it around the room seemingly trying to murder it, landing on top of it and clawing the fuck out of it any time it tried to land. He also chewed the fuck out of its foot. There was blood everywhere.
I managed to separate them before any real damage could happen, but it wasn't pretty.
>>29157610
Come on man, don't be that guy
>>29157514
I hope this doesn't come off ass cold, but I hope your others birds weren't too torn up over their friend dying.
When our parakeets died my little brother buried them in McDonalds 10 piece chicken nugget boxes.
I like to imagine that one day a homeless person will walk by our old abandoned home far in the future as rain washes up the birb caskets and when the homeless person opens the chicken nugget boxes hoping for food, all that they will receive are birb corpses.
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>>29158104
>Penguin Cafe
God tier taste.
>>29158295
I think this cosplay does not make a great Honchkrow, but it does make a great concept for a Honchkrow-themed trainer, sort of like the Lucario guy in DPPt.
>>29157327
Here OP, may the Oricorio dance soothe the soul of Django.
>>29157514
I'm really sorry, good anon. Birds are wonderful and it sounds like you did your best for them. He's flying through the stars now.
>>29159119
Here's you're (you)
If a bird wants another bird dead, they attack the limbs and then once incapacitated, they attack the head and face. I've seen them smash open skulls before.
Every now and then they like to remind us that they're avian dinosaurs.
>>29166762
>You're
I'm tired
>>29157514
>tfw your owner is a faggot that browses 4chan