Anyone want to talk about the juicy info we're getting from the descriptions on the Pokemon site?
>It’s said that this Pokémon loses its strength if touched on the crown-like protuberance on its head.
>They literally put a large, red, sensitive nub on top of a waifumon
>>29133315
So it's basically like a futa with a dick on her head?
You give her a blowjob and she comes juice from her crown
Another good bit.
>Her skill is extraordinary, as can only be expected from someone chosen to serve as kahuna at such a young age.
The other kahunas are apparently going to be older, so we may have a new Agatha/Drasna
>>29133315
>touch the crown
>Tsareena's body now spaggethi
Not sure about this, but it sounds like Tsareena and/or Kommo-o will be Totem Pokemon
>When this happens, the Steenee evolves with the blessing of other Steenee. It then uses its strength to protect the Bounsweet.
>At the end of its harsh training, Hakamo-o evolves into this overwhelmingly powerful form. It returns to the land of its birth, where it watches over the Jangmo-o from a distance.
>Pic related
>But giant, given a stat boost and able to summon friends
Shit could actually be kinda intense.
>>29133835
Lurantis is already a grass type Totem
>>29133835
>where it watches over the Jangmo-o from a distance.
Alola the region of dragon pedophiles confirmed.
>>29133315
I'm hoping she has some good speed if the bios for these pokemon suggest they don't like getting touched even a little bit.
>>29133950
>Guardian Monk Dragon ensuring the safety of the tribe
>paedophile
>>29134056
Actually, they may have some bulk, or at least physical defense.
>The calyx on Steenee's head is harder than Bounsweet’s, so Steenee no longer worries about being stabbed by other Pokémon. As Bounsweet, this Pokémon may have preferred to run away from others, but now Steenee and other Pokémon can play together.
>>29134114
>Old man who watches playgrounds
>paedophile
>>29133376
You know that real women have something called "a clitoris", right? Why did your mind go to "dick" immediately?
Oh wait, don't answer that.
More of Gamefreak's perversions:
>Ribombee hate getting rained on. They’re covered with fluffy hairs that hold the pollen they’ve gathered, and the rain makes them wet and dirty.
>Have qt tiny fairy
>Go on about how she doesn't like getting "dirty" or "wet"
Would you hotglue your Ribombee?
>>29133864
No reason why it can't be a sun/moon split like ratticate and gumshoos
>>29133315
I want to train a male one